Oh, the junk chains that get posted on Yahoo Answers! It looks as if most of the answerers were not so impressed with this one.
Ditto from here. Let's mangle!
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😏Meme: 10 facts about you
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Starting with the fact you don't know much about me.
😏Meme: 1.Youre reading my comment
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: And making comments back that whoever originated this chain will probably never see.
😏Meme: 2.You're realizing that's a stupid fact
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: No 'realizing' about it, I know that's a stupid fact.
😏Meme: 4.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: You can't count.
😏Meme: You didn't notice I skipped three
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Wrong again. Thought you'd get me with that one? You double-failed there. You're wrong, I noticed - and, your statement, therefore, was not a fact. So, that means you have managed only one fact about me so far, and that fact was a stupid one.
😏Meme: 5.You're checking now
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Wrong again, double fail, I didn't have to check. My memory isn't that short.
😏Meme: 6.You're smiling
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Actually no. You're getting seriously into the negative numbers here with these so-called facts.
😏Meme: 7.You're still reading my comment
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: You can't enter a stupid fact more than once and count it as another fact. You already covered this in fact1, so you're still at one stupid fact. What an impressive tally.
😏Meme: 9.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: You really can't count. You forgot both 3 and 8.
😏Meme: You didn't realize I skipped eight
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: See above where you forgot 3, and apply what I said here as well. Another double-fail.
😏Meme: 10.You're checking again and smiling about how you fell for it again.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: See above for what I put in 5 and 6, and apply those here. No suckerage, no smile. You're still at 1 for facts.
😏Meme: 11.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: I thought you said 10 facts, not 11. You can't inflate fact numbers by adding 11 in something that was supposed to be 1/10.
😏Meme: You are enjoying this
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: 1. Wrong, but I am enjoying mangling it. 2. Your 11th "fact was once again not a fact. Double-fail.
😏Meme: 12.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: You so forgot to stop at 10.
😏Meme: You didn't realize there's only suppossed to be ten facts
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Oh, how you fail. You fail profoundly. I've just mangled your so-called "facts" to pieces, and in doing so, pointed out the things you were so sure I wouldn't notice or realize. Every last one… This puts your chain at 1 stupid fact and at least + -22 or 1 stupid fact + 22 fails.
😏Meme: Copy and paste this to ONE video.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: No, it'll lie mangled on MTM.
😏Meme: And tommorrow will be the best day
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: If it turns out that way, this chain will have nothing to do with it, 'tomorrow' or any other day.
Over and out.