Like the 11 things meme, this one also stems from that dreaded Liebsters "award".
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😏Meme: Qs
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Argh.
😏Meme: The Q's:
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: And the mangling answers.
😏Meme: What’s the first thing you did this morning?
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Wake up. Duh.
😏Meme: Where would you build or buy a second home or apartment?
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Where there was one available I liked and it was reasonably priced. But I wouldn't give you the address.
😏Meme: Sleepless in Seattle or You’ve Got Mail?
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Huh? Neither.
😏Meme: What song gets you pumped?
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Asked and answered.
😏Meme: Favorite magazine?
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Asked and answered.
😏Meme: What’s your #1 way to distress?
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Asked and answered.
😏Meme: Favorite reality show?
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: BLECK! None! I hate reality TV, it's anything but!
😏Meme: Brunch – yay or nay?
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Depends if I'm hungry or not.
😏Meme: Favorite board game?
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: None.
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😏Meme: 1. Spring or fall?
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Asked and answered.
😏Meme: 2. Your quirkiest habit?
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Why should I have one?
😏Meme: 3. Hour of the day you are most productive?
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: When I'm at work - though that's a lot more than just one hour.
😏Meme: 4. What’s a reoccurring dream you have/have had?
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Not telling you.
😏Meme: 5. Heels or flats?
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: If you knew me… You wouldn't even need to ask.
😏Meme: 6. Something your readers may not know about you?
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Will remain unknown unless I determine otherwise, and not at the request of this chain letter.
😏Meme: 7. One person you want to meet—living or dead?
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Asked and answered.
😏Meme: 8. The fashion trend you’d never be caught dead in?
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: If you knew me, you'd have a pretty good idea.
😏Meme: 9. Once piece you’d give your 13 year old self?
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Eh? I don't get it. There are a lot of things present day me could teach younger me, but it doesn't really matter.
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😏Meme: 1. What is the most-played song in your music library?
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: That all depends on what’s going through my head or what music I need to learn for my work.
😏Meme: 2. What is your favorite thing about your current occupation or job, whatever it may be?
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: I like everything about it. :p
😏Meme: 3. City or country?
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Huh? I live in a city, which is in a country… - OH, you meant rural or urban, well - they both have their advantages and disadvantages…
😏Meme: 4. What is your coping mechanisim after a really bad day?
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: mangling the heck out of chain letters like this one. Well, you asked.
😏Meme: 5. Favorite item in your closet right now? (Pictures welcome.)
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Huh? Why? Why would I have a favourite item in my closet or in a particular spot in my house or anywhere for that matter? And like I’d show you pics of stuff in my closet anyway. I mean, when you have guests in, you don’t show them the stuff in your closet, you bring out the photo albums, or something else you want to show them for whatever reason. Yeah, really weird question, there.
😏Meme: 6. Skill or craft you still want to learn or work on?
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: I’ve got enough going on right now.
😏Meme: 7. What is your most precious keepsake?
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Can’t pick one thing. They’re all special for various reasons.
😏Meme: 8. What's at the very tip top of your holiday wish list this year?
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Eh? I’ll tell you if you buy it for me.
😏Meme: 9. What's your favorite spot in the town/city/state you currently live in?
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Why should I have one? Even if I had, you wouldn’t get that info out of me, no matter how hard you try. You can phrase it “Favorite place to chill/hang out in town” or say it the way you did and still you’ll never know what it is or even if I have such a favourite place at all.
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😏Meme: 1. Favorite quote?
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: No. I see netizens posting quotes from famous people or movies/shows/song lyrics too much as it is, and it annoys me.
😏Meme: 2. What are you most thankful for today?
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Generally the same thing I’m thankful for on any good day. Quite a list, but I’m not going into that here.
😏Meme: 3. Any adventure in world...where would it be? What would you do?
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: If you read some of my creative writing you might get some idea, and that’s just fictional adventures. as for in real life I just don’t know. And wouldn’t tell you anyway.
😏Meme: 4. In my next life I am going to be a famous singer, obviously (and possibly Beyonce status), what about you?
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: *Cringe shudder* Please, people, stop Beyonce-ing and Biebering and Rihannah-ing and Lady gaga-ing and Miley Cyrus-ing and Taylor Swifting and Katy Perry-ing me to death!
I’m not exactly in charge of what goes on in the afterlife, not even my own, I’m not even going to pretend I know anything for sure about what it’ll be like. I don’t like trying to predict the future, not a year from now, not two years, not four years, not ten, not twenty, not 60. So don’t even bother me with such things.
😏Meme: 5. Favorite holiday recipe that you think everyone should serve?
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Eh, none. Let them serve their own favourites.
😏Meme: 6. Secret small joy?
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Huh? A lot of small joys but some might be secret while others aren’t.
😏Meme: 7. One item on your bucket list?
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: No. I don't believe in bucket lists…
😏Meme: 8. Girl crush?
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Eww! No!
😏Meme: 9. Boy crush?
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: No!
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😏Meme: 1. Favorite flower?
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Real ones that don't come in chain letters.
😏Meme: 2. Most and least organized space in your home?
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: As if I'd actually make a note of something like that…
😏Meme: 3. What book have you read recently that really moved you?
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: It wasn't a book, it was a Wikipedia page.
😏Meme: 4. What dish are you most looking forward to at Thanksgiving dinner?
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Already had Thanksgiving…
😏Meme: 5. How do you take your coffee?
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: I change it up every time.
😏Meme: 6. Thing you miss most about high school?
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Huh? Why?I don't miss it.
😏Meme: 7. Most memorable concert?
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Yeah, there was one.
😏Meme: 8. Dots or stripes?
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: don't care.
😏Meme: 9. How do you unwind before bed?
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Probably the same sorts of unwinding things a lot of people do.
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😏Meme: 1. Which TV show are you currently addicted to?
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: None.
😏Meme: 2. All you want for Christmas is?
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: You're not Santa, so you don't need to know.
😏Meme: 3. Beach or mountains?
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: both are beautiful.
😏Meme: 4. Every home needs this?
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Someone to live in it.
😏Meme: 5. One place in the world you'd move to?
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Asked and answered.
😏Meme: 6. Your celebrity crush is?
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Ugh no. I don't crush.
😏Meme: 7. Your last meal would be?
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: I do not ponder such stuff… Don't even bother me with this kruft.
And wow, this one only has 7.
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The Incredible Diminishing Meme!
Same meme, but it has gone from 9 to 7 to 5 qs.
😏Meme: 1. Coffee or tea?
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Depends on what's available, what kind it is, and my mood. I might even decide on having some thing completely different that hasn't got any coffee or tea in it.
😏Meme: 2. Movie or book?
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Internet.
😏Meme: 3. One beauty item you cannot be without?
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Bah. To heck with that, I don't care about beauty.
😏Meme: 4. Do you have any animals?
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: If you knew me…
😏Meme: 5. Favorite designer?
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Bleh, don't care.
Over and out.