NOT!
This meme has been around since at least as far back as October 28, 2008.
WARNING: This meme contains ideas NSFW or family viewing.
😏Meme: Since (almost literally) everyone's doing it...
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Unless you're talking about something basic that everyone does because we are human and needing to stay alive, I see no reason to do whatever it is right along with your vast majority. That's why I'm mangling this meme instead of following its instructions.
😏Meme: Start at 100% and subtract 1% for everything you've done.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: No, I'll just react to your ideas.
😏Meme: At the end, repost this as "I am ___% of a Virgin at Life".
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: A 'virgin' at life?
*Rolling eyes* Oh, please! A virgin is a virgin, so naturally a virgin at life, or properly, a virgin in life. It means you haven't had sex yet. That's it.
😏Meme: 1. Smoked.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Why? And not literally everybody has. I'm going to keep throwing that idea back in your face every time you come up with something especially mind-numbing or odious.
😏Meme: 2. Drank alcohol
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Does communion count? A lot of people drink, but not everybody.
😏Meme: 3. Cried when someone died.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Big DUH!
😏Meme: 4. Been drunk.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Uh, *Rolling eyes in irritation* if you knew me well enough, you'd know the answer to that. And see above about the drinking alcohol question. This is getting redundant.
😏Meme: 5. Had sex.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Hey moron!
Freaking moron!
An answer of yes to that question determines that you are not a virgin, while an answer of no means you are.
Besides, you are far too nosy. Get away.
😏Meme: 6. Been to a concert.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Who hasn't?
😏Meme: 7. gotten/given a handjob.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Eww! Gross! Just, eww! Get away! I don't know the stats on that, nor do I want to. But I doubt almost literally everybody does this.
😏Meme: 8. gotten/given a blowjob.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: EEEEWWWW! You creep, that is disgusting! Even more disgusting than the last question, but see the answer to it, because that applies here as well!
😏Meme: 9. Been verbally/sexually harassed.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: What business is that of yours, creepo? I don't know about "harassment" so to speak, but who hasn't had someone get upset at them and get verbal about it? As for sexual harassment, I doubt and hope a majority of people have not experienced that.
😏Meme: 10. Verbally/sexually harassed somebody.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: *Scowl* If you knew me at all, you'd have a pretty good idea what I feel about monsters and bullies, so you wouldn't dare ask this stupid question! And a reminder of what you said earlier:
"Since (almost literally) everyone's doing it..."
WRONG!
🙃Naomi: PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 94%
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Ugh. Like I really needed to know that. Just don't give me the details of which items you actually did, please.
😏Meme: 11. Felt someone up and/or been felt up.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Eww! *Shudder* Ugh! You're making my skin crawl.
"Since (almost literally) everyone's doing it..."
WRONG! We're people, not bonobo chimpanzees.
😏Meme: 12. Laughed so hard something came out of your nose.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: So far, this meme hasn't brought me anywhere near that state.
😏Meme: 13. Cheated on a boyfriend/girlfrend before.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: If you knew me... You'd know what an idiotic question that is.
"Since (almost literally) everyone's doing it..."
WRONG!
😏Meme: 14. Been cheated on by a boyfriend/girlfriend.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Look, nimrod, there are other people who cheat in this world besides boyfriends, girlfriends, and spouses.
😏Meme: 15. Been to prom.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: And you want to know because?
😏Meme: 16. Cried at school.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Good gosh, really? What kid hasn't cried in school at some point?
😏Meme: 17. Gotten lost in a WalMart or a department store.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: And that matters to you because? Considering your uber creepy questions earlier, I really don't think you need to know what I might or might not have done in my early childhood. And, since I've been an adult for quite some time, with my faculties in order, let's just say I don't tend to get lost. And I don't think literally almost every child gets lost in a mall.
😏Meme: 18. Went streaking.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Oh, seriously? *Rolling eyes* If you knew me... Stupid question.
"Since (almost literally) everyone's doing it..."
WRONG!
😏Meme: 19. Given or receieved a lap dance.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: *Disgusted indignant expression* Again, if you knew me... Creepo.
"Since (almost literally) everyone's doing it..."
WRONG!
😏Meme: 20. Had someone of the opposite sex in your room.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Oh, sure, relatives, you know, little cousins on visits, my Dad when he had to fix the register, well, you asked... :p
🙃Naomi: PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 89%
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: *Cough cough*
😏Meme: 21. Had someone of the opposite sex sleep over.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Again, cousins, boarders, you know. If you keep on with the stupid questions...
😏Meme: 22. Slept over at someone of the opposite sexs house.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: At relatives. You sure are slow, aren't you?
😏Meme: 23. Kissed a stranger.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Eww! Why? Just - why?
Oh, and -
"Since (almost literally) everyone's doing it..."
WRONG!
😏Meme: 24. Hugged a stranger.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Uh, somehow I think you are a little off in your theory that everybody does that plus all the other icky stuff you come up with in this chain.
😏Meme: 25. Went scuba diving.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: *Sigh* And that matters to you because?
"Since (almost literally) everyone's doing it..."
WRONG!
😏Meme: 26. Driven a car.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: None of your business.
😏Meme: 27. Gotten an x-ray.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Again, none of your concern.
😏Meme: 28. Hit by a car.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Literally or do nightmares count?
"Since (almost literally) everyone's doing it..."
WRONG.
😏Meme: 29. Had a party.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Duh! Ever heard of birthday parties?
😏Meme: 30. Done serious drugs.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Depends on what you mean by serious. If you meant hard drugs just for kicks VS. if you meant serious drugs as in medication needed for surgery or to clear up an infection etc. Well, I'll say it again - if you knew me...
🙃Naomi: PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 85%
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Like I needed to know that.
😏Meme: 31. Played strip poker/darts.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Eww! If you knew me at all, which, thank goodness you do not, creep.
"Since (almost literally) everyone's doing it..."
WRONG!
😏Meme: 32. Got paid to strip for someone.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: *Scowl* If anyone made me that kind of offer, I'd tell them to take a one-way shuttle to Neptune and would have nothing to do with them again - ever... But again, if you knew me at all...
"Since (almost literally) everyone's doing it..."
WRONG!
😏Meme: 33. Run away from home.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: My home was a good one, and I was never a troubled/mixed up kid nor was I a narcissistic brat. So why on Earth would I do something like that?
"Since (almost literally) everyone's doing it..."
WRONG!
😏Meme: 34. Broken a bone.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: and you need to know, why?
😏Meme: 35. Eaten sushi.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: What are you, a food activist?
😏Meme: 36. Bought porn.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: *Scowl* Oh, for the ruddy love! If you knew me... STUPID QUESTION!
"Since (almost literally) everyone's doing it..."
WRONG!
😏Meme: 37. Watched porn.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: See freaking just above, idiot! *Facepalm*
😏Meme: 38. Made porn.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: See above! See above! See above! Next dumb question will get you cyber-pummelled!
😏Meme: 39. Had a crush on someone of the same sex.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: *Rolling eyes* Oh, just stow it already. *Punch*
"Since (almost literally) everyone's doing it..."
WRONG!
😏Meme: 40. Been in love.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Like I said, stow it.
🙃Naomi: PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 82%
😏Meme: 41. Frenched kissed.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Eww! *Grimace* You really need to take a hike, creep.
"Since (almost literally) everyone's doing it..."
WRONG!
😏Meme: 42. Laughed so hard you cried.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: *Sigh* If you knew me... But one thing I will tell you straight up, this chain letter hasn't cracked me anything close to even a small grin yet.
😏Meme: 43. Cried yourself to sleep.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: *Headdesk* What human being hasn't at least once in their life? Excluding creeps and psychos of course.
😏Meme: 44. Laughed yourself to sleep.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: *Sigh* See above.
😏Meme: 45. Stabbed yourself.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: *Recoil* Ugh! Sorry to disappoint you once again, well, no, I'm not. But if you knew me... and of course, the answer to that depends on if you mean deliberate stab or accidental stab as in cutting yourself while chopping up veggies for instance.
😏Meme: 46. Shot a gun.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Again, that depends on what type of gun you're talking about. There are the kind that shoots bullets, and the kind that shoots water, well, you needn't know if or which in my case.
😏Meme: 47. Trash talked someone and then acted like their best friend the next day.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Aaaaagh! Look, I hate it when people try that with me. So why in heck would I do that to someone else? Oh please! Shut up!
"Since (almost literally) everyone's doing it..."
WRONG!
😏Meme: 48. Been online for 9 consecutive hours.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: What the...? Look, I don't monitor my time online, consecutively or not.
"Since (almost literally) everyone's doing it..."
I'm pretty sure that's wrong
😏Meme: 49. Watched TV for 9 consecutive hours.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Uh, let me put it to you this way. There's never anything good on for that length of time. Even if there was, I'd have to be sick enough to just want to sit/lay around for that amount of time.
"Since (almost literally) everyone's doing it..."
I'm also sure that's wrong.
😏Meme: 50. Watched an animal die.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: *Cringe* You really do need to bug out of here, quick, you morbid creep. Besides -
"Since (almost literally) everyone's doing it..."
Unless you're talking about swatting bugs, this is also wrong.
🙃Naomi: PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 77%
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: *Cough, cough!*
😏Meme: 51. Watched a person die
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: *Dismayed expression* Oh, really? What next? Are you going to ask me if I killed anyone? And unless you are talking about fictional characters -
"Since (almost literally) everyone's doing it..."
I think you got this one wrong too.
😏Meme: 52. Kissed and/or messed around somewhere with at least 1 person present.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Eww! As I go down the list to trounce this stuff, every idea you come up with adds to the mental image of your character profile I'm putting together, and it's not a pretty picture.
And -
"Since (almost literally) everyone's doing it..."
WRONG!
😏Meme: 53. Pranked somebody
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Does April Fools count?
😏Meme: 54. Put somebody in the hospital.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Eek! Stay away from me, creep, whatever you do.
"Since (almost literally) everyone's doing it..."
Unless you mean everyone puts someone in the hospital by being born, you got this one wrong too.
😏Meme: 55. Snuck into someone's room and/or your own room after being out.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Huh? Why? Just why?
😏Meme: 56. Kissed somebody of the same sex.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Like, Mom and my other immediate family members? Well, you asked, stupid.
😏Meme: 57. Dressed punk.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: How I dress or have in the past is no concern of yours.
"Since (almost literally) everyone's doing it..."
Probably not.
😏Meme: 58. Dressed goth.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: See above.
"Since (almost literally) everyone's doing it..."
I don't think so.
😏Meme: 59. Dressed preppy.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: See above see above see above!
"Since (almost literally) everyone's doing it..."
Not likely.
😏Meme: 60. Been to a motocross race.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Why do you care?
🙃Naomi: PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 71%
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: *Wince*
😏Meme: 61. Avoided somebody.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Who hasn't at some point? Other than bullies who love to start and keep trouble going, that is.
😏Meme: 62. Been stalked.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: *Twitch* Oh wow, you're just an endless supply of off-putting101, aren't you?
"Since (almost literally) everyone's doing it..."
Wrong.
😏Meme: 63. Stalked someone.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: I figured that was coming.
"Since (almost literally) everyone's doing it..."
WRONG.
😏Meme: 64. Met a celebrity.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Nice try trying to pull back to a safer subject to get me to open up. It's not working.
😏Meme: 65. Played an instrument.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: If you knew me...
😏Meme: 66. Ridden a horse.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: See above.
😏Meme: 67. Cut yourself.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Didn't we already cut through this subject? See my answer on your stabbing question. And think paper cuts here.
😏Meme: 68. Bungee jumped.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Huh? I'm pretty sure the vast majority of people haven't.
"Since (almost literally) everyone's doing it..."
WRONG!
😏Meme: 69. Ding dong ditched somebody.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Why?
"Since (almost literally) everyone's doing it..."
Not likely.
😏Meme: 70. Been to a wild party.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Who cares?
"Since (almost literally) everyone's doing it..."
Doubt it.
🙃Naomi: PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 68%
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Nice to know...
😏Meme: 71. Got caught stealing something.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Wait, you think the vast majority of people do this? I'm referring to what you said in your opening.
"Since (almost literally) everyone's doing it..."
WRONG!
😏Meme: 72. Kicked/punched a guy in the balls.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: *Scowl* You might think this idea of yours is witty and funny, but I don't.
"Since (almost literally) everyone's doing it..."
WRONG!
😏Meme: 73. Stolen a boyfriend/girlfriend from a friend.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: *Scowl* Oh, boy, if everybody did that as you said in your intro to this chain, the world would be even more messed up.
"Since (almost literally) everyone's doing it..."
WRONG!
😏Meme: 74. Gone out with your friend's crush.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: See above.
😏Meme: 75. Got arrested.
"Since (almost literally) everyone's doing it..."
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: No, the majority of people haven't done that either.
😏Meme: 76. Been pregnant.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Lots of people have, but concerning me, the answer is, once again, none of your business.
😏Meme: 77. Babysat.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: See above.
😏Meme: 78. Been to another country.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: See above.
😏Meme: 79. Started your house on fire.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: What the? Oh, wow, your character profile gets more and more dangerous as it goes on. And again -
"Since (almost literally) everyone's doing it..."
WRONG!
😏Meme: 80. Had an encounter with a ghost.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: I might as well tell you straight out that I don't believe in ghosts.
🙃Naomi: PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 66%
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Uh, good for you? Not.
😏Meme: 81. Donated your hair to cancer patients.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: *Sigh* Gotta stick cancer in here too, of course.
And - as you've said: "Since (almost literally) everyone's doing it..."
Common, but not an overwhelming majority.
😏Meme: 82. Been asked out by someone that you never thought you'd be asked out by.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Pry much? None of your business.
😏Meme: 83. Cried over a member of the opposite sex.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: No-brainer. As in, crying over male relatives who passed away.
😏Meme: 84. Had a boyfriend/girlfriend for over or 3 months.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Who cares? None of your business.
😏Meme: 85. Sat on your butt all day.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Oh heck no! I usually sit on my head, all day or for just a few seconds. Well, ask a stupid question... Suffice it to say that life causes one to be more active some days, less on others.
😏Meme: 86. Ate a whole carton of ice cream all by yourself.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Oh sure, like over a period of a few weeks. Well, you asked. And I'll bet there are people who haven't because they are allergic or don't like ice cream.
😏Meme: 87. Had a job.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: And this concerns you, why?
😏Meme: 89. Been called a whore.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Not by anybody who matters. Possibly by trolls, I don't remember or care. And I'm pretty sure that doesn't happen to most people.
😏Meme: 90. Danced like a whore
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: *Rolling eyes* If you knew me, you wouldn't ask me such a stupid question. And -
"Since (almost literally) everyone's doing it..."
WRONG!
🙃Naomi: PERCENTAGE SO FAR: 64%
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Ugh.
😏Meme: 91. Been mistaken for a celebrity.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: LOL!
😏Meme: 92. Been in a car accident.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Thank goodness most people haven't. Lots have, but probably, or at least hopefully not the big majority of us, referring back to what you said in your intro.
😏Meme: 93. Been told you have beautiful eyes.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Ackh! Now you're just getting cheesy.
😏Meme: 94. Been told you have beautiful hair.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: See above.
😏Meme: 95. Raped somebody.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: What - the - ruddy - !? *Scowl* Okay, you want to know what I think of rapists, and the subject being tossed around in memes like it's nothing?
Also-
"Since (almost literally) everyone's doing it..."
WRONG!
the majority of humans haven't done this or the world would be an irredeemably awful place.
😏Meme: 96. Danced in the rain.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Oh, really? Here are a couple other memes that are fascinated with the idea of dancing in the rain.
Dance In and Run Through The Rain
"Since (almost literally) everyone's doing it..."
I very much doubt it.
😏Meme: 97. Been rejected.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: None of your business.
😏Meme: 98. Walked out of a restaurant without paying.
"Since (almost literally) everyone's doing it..."
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: WRONG! Uh, I'm pretty sure the majority of the human race hasn't done that either.
😏Meme: 99. Punched someone/slapped someone in the face.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Yeah, like right now. *Cyber-punches troll* There. Happy that you finally got a straight answer from me? Well, are you?
😏Meme: 100. Been raped
"Since (almost literally) everyone's doing it..."
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: *Scowl* Again, the vast majority of the human race haven't. See a little way above!
🙃Naomi:: PERCENTAGE: 61%
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: *Cringe*
OVER - AND - OUT!
*Makes quick exit*