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Characters React To Twitter Hoaxer

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From: Madonna Gale

Hi all,

*Headdesk…Facepalm…Headdesk…Facepalm…Headdesk Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaggggggggggggghhhhhhhhhhhh!

Just - ARGH!!

To think I have a name in common with this jerk!

And what are the odds he’d pick your name for his unhinged character, Diane?

Gah! This whole thing just - ticks me off to no end!

Madonna Gale

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From: Sugar Plum Fairy

Okay, talk about your weird name coincidences. And immature flakes who produce immature sleazy reality shows. And bad comedy. And - I could go on.

Wouldn’t it be a kick in the teeth for him if someone actually turned up, claiming he had defamed her name? If I had the time to spare, it would be pretty tempting. Give him a reason to be a little freaked “Huh? You mean - there really was a Diane in seat 7a and it was you?” watch him try to squirm his way out of that.

*Snicker* What a drongo.

Diane

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From: Capri Monroe:

I can only reiterate what has been said so far by Madonna, Diane, and Ocean Elf on MTM. It never ceases to amaze me how people think they can get away with lecturing to us about one principle yet blatantly neglecting to put another one into practice that is just as important. And to top it off, his excuses? “I’m a story teller” Oh, good grief! *Rolling eyes uncontrollably* Since when is keeping the most important part of the whole truth hidden not considered a lie? There is a difference between just story telling and trickery/lying via neglecting to disclose an important part of the equation.

There’s just something so hypocritical in this.

And you know what else?

This guy’s a *cough* reality show producer, so he gets applauded.

If someone claiming to be, or associated with a Christian organization did this, holy shart, the whole internet would be clambering for his head on a platter and screaming “Hoax hoax hoax!” Including the same people patting Gale on the back now.

Disgusting.

Ameh just texted about this jerk to me. She says she created a Twitter account just to block him. Hah That’s our Ameh. @AmehChase

If I can’t get my own name, (It’s really hard getting the userid you want on Twitter) I’m not going to bother. never saw much point in Twitter, and thanks to moronics like this, it isn’t looking any more worth while.

Capri Monroe

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Bez: *rolls eyes* Wow, what a classy gent. Nothing says upstanding citizen like spreading a moronic hoax.

Matrix: And expecting accolades for it, no less. *shakes head*

Madonna: *Eye-rolling*

BP: No kidding. *tsk* Especially the 'I'm a story-teller!' excuse. Uh, no. You're a liar. I'm a story-teller. And I have a sneaking suspicion that's not our only difference...

Ocean Elf: *Snicker*

Bez: *snickers* As in, neither you nor any of us are complete dirtbags?

BP: *sly smile* Something along those lines.

NT: You know what else really stinks - some jerk who was against the hoax all right, but then went around and injected racism into his reaction! As in the big whinge "I bet if it was a black man telling off a white woman all the flight attendants etc and the rest of the white sexist world wouldn't be just giving him a wink and a nod." Um excuse me - NO!

Indy: What the *censored* Gah! When the heck will people EVER get over the !@#$#@ skin colour thing!?

NT: *Nods at Indy* it does not matter who said it or if it was a green man or a purple woman, a hoax is a hoax, and this git needs to realize that there are some of us out there who *DO NOT* side with élan Gale! Even if the roles had been reversed, and a woman had made up a hoax about telling a badly behaved man to "eat my" *grimace* it would've been just as bad.

Ameh: Oh, the feminists would've championed that as 'empowering women' again.

Characters: *Frowns and eye-rolling*

Indy: I think I'm gonna be sick.

Carma: Where did you find that, NT?

NT: Here on this link.

*Facepalm*

Carma: Headdesk* no wonder Ocean Elf and BP started meme-mangling, with such dweebs who can't even react to a freaking hoax without being such blubbing idiots themselves! I'm losing my faith in the human race day by day.

Ocean Elf: exactly. I can't count the number of times I found rants about hoaxes like this and chain letters, but the rants turned out to be just as bad if not worse.

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