On August 8, 2009, Kelvin (SuperDad) posted an entry called The biggest relationship secret ever, unveiled. that consisted of a very tongue-in-cheek passive-aggressive preamble to the most narcisistic woman POV chain letter I ever saw.
Back then, it was still just droll stereotype humor, but considering how the feminist SJW have taken over, the preamble has unwittingly prophesied what is happening, and that, my friends, is frightening.
The preamble:
The biggest relationship secret ever, unveiled.
by Superdad on August 8, 2009
For those that are popping by this blog over the weekend and expecting just the random musings of a dad of two with absolutely no take away – eat your heart out, because what I’m going to share with you is something that is going to change your life irrevocably and immeasurably for the better.
I’m not talking about good advice here. I’m talking about a movement. A campaign. A paradigm shift that is going to shatter your predispositions toward logic, justice and women.
This is post is really meant for men. If you are a woman reading this post, and are in any sort of a relationship – you need to share this with your partner. Email them this post. Put it up on your Facebook. Retweet it. Shout it out on the streets. We’re talking about millions of lives here.
I am putting forth a hypothesis, no, a definitive truth, that will shorten the duration of quarrels, prematurely terminate conflicts, and ultimately effect an increase in the life expectancy of men to finally match that of women.
Here’s how it goes.
Men should sincerely apologise to the woman with the greatest remorse possible in every single conflict.
The apology must be made regardless of the reason nor the circumstances leading to the conflict.
The apology must be heartfelt, sincere, non-patronising and suffer the dual tests of continual agitation & abuse .
In other words, the man must just say sorry.
Just say sorry.
Repeat after me.
Just say sorry.
Before you start hurling inflammatory comments at me (watch it fellas, this is a mommy blog after all) – i have already prepared an FAQ to address those concerns you may have. Now put the gun down, young man.
Now, we come to the feminist meme itself.
It was displayed and mangled in part in the story For The Love Of Power. My friend and I had fun working on that and giving the entitled brat what for.
The meme will be mangled in its entirety here.
It's feminism, and therefore sexist.
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🏃Meme Dude: 1. What should I “just say sorry” if it wasn’t my fault in the first place??
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: no. Though sometimes it's difficult determining just who was at fault for what. However, when it's a clear cut case and you weren't in the wrong, she should apologize.
🧛♀️Meme Chick: A: Whether it was your fault or not is really subjective.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Didn't I just kinda like say that?
🧛♀️Meme Chick: There was no overarching, neutral and benevolent authority that chronicled the details of what happened that led to the conflict and then decided that it was my fault.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: It is your fault for starting this chain letter.
🧛♀️Meme Chick: The famous Johari Window talks about a potential blind spot every person may have, whereby your faults are known to others but not known to self.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: The famous - Whosits Whatsits? Never heard of him/her. Nevertheless, wow, that generalization applies to you, bang on!
🧛♀️Meme Chick: It is probably your fault.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Nope - you started the meme, not me. But in cases where things aren't so clear cut, you would typically blame the other guy.
🏃Meme Dude: 2. That is the most ridiculous thing I have ever heard. Everyone was appalled at what you did. There’s no way on planet earth I can apologise for that!
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: So far your weird chain chick girlfriend is the only one saying anything ridiculous and doing appalling things.
🧛♀️Meme Chick: A: Remember the time when I asked why you loved me, and you sang that incredibly cheesy song about letting the reason for love be love and it wasn’t even quite right because if I asked why you liked bacon potato chips would you have said “i love sour-cream and onion Pringles, just because.”?
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: *Grimace* What … - … The … - … Heck!?
How did you get from "Why do you love me" to cheesy love songs to potato chips?
Whatever - blast you! Now you got me wanting potato chips - both kinds, and there are none in the house. If you keep doing that, I'll eat you when this is all over.
🏃Meme Dude: 3. Uh, I’m kinda confused. Look, I do love you, but that DOESN’T MAKE WHAT YOU DID RIGHT!
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: You're "kind of" confused? I'm not the one you love. and the one you do love is - I believe a kind word for her is 'she-beast'. How in the world did you get mixed up with this entitled snowflake?
🧛♀️Meme Chick: A: People value many things in this world. Amnesty International is commendable in that it values justice and honours symbols of freedom in oppressed countries, like Aung Sang Suu Kyi.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: And then there's you… And I don't know what the last stuff you said was supposed to be.
🧛♀️Meme Chick: Modern society came to a point where it eschewed dogma and started to value logic and rational thinking.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Uh, no, it just replaced dogma with dogma and called it "girl power".
🧛♀️Meme Chick: As a result, civilisation advanced in many forms, be it arts, culture but in particular, science and technology.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: I'll give you the last couple to a point. Science and tech have come a long way, fast, within the past century, but it was progressing long before that. And arts? Art has always been advanced and beautiful throughout the ages. Culture - well, the jury is still out on that one. There's good and bad in every culture, and here's a hint for you and your sort, chick, you are not on the side of good.
🏃Meme Dude: 4. What has that got to do with ANYTHING?
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Nothing. She's just trying to sound impressive and bedazzle you with fancy words so your head spins and you'll be far too discombobulated to set her straight when she hits you with the unleashing of a massive uber stupid "Worship me!" selfish demands while making all kinds of excuses for her horrendous attitude/behavior.
🧛♀️Meme Chick: A: I need you to value me above justice.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Like heck, you twinked out brat! So what that translates to is this: if you fly into a jealous rage and kill me for setting foot in the same room as Mr. Meme Dude, you should be let off the hook. No way!
🧛♀️Meme Chick: I need you to adore me above freedom.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: "Bow down to me and tell me I'm beautiful 24/7, and do it NOW!"
I'd sooner throw tacks at you!
🧛♀️Meme Chick: I need you to cherish me more than logic and rational thinking.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: no, you need to fall in a mud puddle just as you're about to enter some formal gathering.
🧛♀️Meme Chick: I need you to love me because of me.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: I need to tack a "STUPID" warning on your forehead and "Please shoot me" on the back of your outfits… all of them! Oh, and "Beware Of Mary Sue!" on the front of those outfits!
🏃Meme Dude: 5. That doesn’t make sense.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: No freakin' kidding! But neither does you sticking around her.
🧛♀️Meme Chick: A: I need you to love me more than your love for sensibility.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: You need to go fly a kite - and when that kite comes back down, you don't come with it.
🏃Meme Dude: 6. Look, YOU are the one that made the mistake. YOU should be the one to “just say sorry”. Why should it be me?
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Because she's the brat queen of all brats! She wants you to give up your freedom, adore her, throw justice and all things sensible out the window for her, she is a feminist. That's why.
🧛♀️Meme Chick: A: We bleed every month and get utterly terrible cramps through no fault of my own.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: That has absolutely nothing to do with your insane demands! Suck it up, every woman goes through that with more or less severe effects. Both genders are guilty of making far too big a deal over it.
🧛♀️Meme Chick: We are expected to stay in shape but if you eat and get fat, you are just being a “regular dude”.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: I've noticed that double-standard on TV and it ticks me off to no end, but it still doesn't excuse you being such an egomaniac!
I just say to anyone who holds this double-standard they can take a hike and never contaminate my life with their presence again. And to any and all appearance-obssessed food-cop dweebs, get the heck lost!
🧛♀️Meme Chick: We need to strip and squat down to pee while you just “whip it out”.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Oh, for the ruddy love! I'd tell you to cut the penis-envy bullcrap, but you don't value sensibility and rationality! You are doing all you can to propagate that stupid Freudian myth. You are a feminist, after all...
Look, chick, he still has to strip and squat down to take a dump, just like you too. How much more effort is it to do the same for a pee? end of the world for you? Get a spine, get a life, stop whinging over nothing!
🧛♀️Meme Chick: We cover the choicest parts of our body to prevent you and your menfolk from grabbing at them.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: *Scowl* Hel-lo! I'm going to set you straight on a few things.:
1. We don't have 'choicest' parts, we are not cuts of meat!
2. I'm pretty sure most men aren't grabby slobs! Those that are, will grab/touch inappropriately even if you are covered up.
3. Women also engage in bad touching. Bad behavior is not gender-specific. Feminists/Mgtow are among the worst.
4. Men also cover themselves too, but I don't cover just to keep the touchy-feely-grabbies away. It is against my views to expose myself provocatively in public, period! It is against the law for anyone to be exposing themselves indecently in public, and that's a good thing, so stop crying about it and putting it all on the men, again, touting some stupid stereotype! "I have to wear clothes so you must bow down and adore me!" Consider that notion soundly rejected, come down off your stinking pedestal and join the rest of the human race!
5. Lose that "folk" stuff. "menfolk" "femfolk" is incredibly cringy.
🧛♀️Meme Chick: We have to spend hours powdering and grooming our faces to prevent our “out-of-bed” look from dispersing crowds as though there was a zombie invasion when we go onto the streets.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Speak for yourself only, you appearance-obsessed piece of work! I do not! It takes me very little time to go from the just out-of-bed look to ready-to-go, certainly not hours! I will use chapstick and lotion when my lips and skin are dry, but that's it…
You may be one of these beyond pathetic lack-lives who spends her time staring into a mirror and saying to yourself "I'm so ugly, I'm so fricking ugly!" but I sure as heck don't, nor do I have much in the way of patience or understanding for those who do. You just keep pounding nails into that coffin with each revolting excuse for your repulsive bratty attitude!
🧛♀️Meme Chick: We squeeze out an entire human being from within ourselves through an opening no bigger than the size of a ten-cent coin.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Hey, dipstick! That opening EXPANDS during the process, otherwise a baby wouldn't fit through it! And you don't have to get preggers, you know! You do have a choice in the matter, and personally I think there's far more potential for hurt with a kid down the line, long after he/she enters the world. Suppose that kid grows up and becomes a sadist? That would be far worse than birth pangs. So don't try to use pregnancy to excuse your crazy demands to be treated better than a goddess.
🧛♀️Meme Chick: Moreover, women have been marginalized through the ages –
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Oh, brother, ho-hum, here it goes again, the old "Women gots it so bad! jag!
Well I have news for you. Everybody had it bad in ancient times while some people were lucky enough to live high off the hog without getting enslaved or killed by somebody else, and while, yes, women and children were treated terribly, lots and lots of men were too.
But guess what? those days are over, unless you're living in Sudan or Afghanistan or some place where sharia is the law or human rights just haven't caught up with the developed world. The age of suffrage is long over now, and you're not going to get anywhere by snivelling about the past. Suck it up already!
🧛♀️Meme Chick: the pain of thousands of years of suffering weigh heavily on my soul, as though they were my own.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: *Scowl* Oh, please! You are not the Messiah, you are not the second Coming! You have no real claim to that kind of suffering, and if you really cared, why only about women through history? Doesn't the suffering of men and children of both genders count for anything with you? Oh, just shut the heck up already! *Grabs bucket and hurls* "Adore me on bended knee because I feel so incredibly sorry for all the suffering women throughout history, and only the women!" Just shut it!
What makes you think only women suffered and only men dished it out?
Oh, right, of course!
The sexist cult of FEMINISM!
Bitchology Hailey Martin Harassment By Feminism! I'm Beautiful
There is an ancient Chinese empress in this list of cruelest people throughout history. And here's a top ten list of most evil women throughout history. I'm surprised Theresa Knorr didn't make that one, she was definitely evil. And disturbing top-ten list of evil children contains cruel kids of both genders. Also this list of evil humans so people have done and suffered unspeakable things. Men are not exclusively persecutors and women are not exclusively innocent victims.
*Shudder grimace* Ugh! The things I have to look up to mangle a meme.
🏃Meme Dude: 7. Wow. Alright, I get the point. It’s my fault, and I want to “just say sorry”. What exactly do I apologise for?
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Oy! dude, don't ask that walking catalog of sin against womankind, she'll blame you for everything from being born to the holocaust to slavery to Christ's death to adam and Eve's original sin and the Flood on. All because you were born a male - the wrong gender to her.
🧛♀️Meme Chick: A: If you raised your voice at me, you need to apologise for that.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: HEY YOU! You STINK! And I am NOT sorry!
🧛♀️Meme Chick: If you didn’t but you ignored me or were cold to me for any duration longer than 30 seconds, you need to apologise for that.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Would you prefer being on the receiving end of a burning mangle? Jerk!
🧛♀️Meme Chick: If you didn’t raise your voice at me, nor did you ignore me – you need to apologise for not saying sorry earlier.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: I'm sorry, Your Most Special Brattiness… I should've puked on you!
🏃Meme Dude: 8. This is one of the craziest things I have ever heard. Are you sure it’s going to work at all?
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Work to get you thinking about killing yourself, maybe. That might be the only way you could end your own suffering once she's bled you dry and you can't afford to get away some place.
🧛♀️Meme Chick: A: I may take advantage of your expected subservience in the face of total indignation but that is merely temporal. Chances are - but I’m not promising anything here – that a couple of years down the road when I have cooled down sufficiently, I may accept some responsibility for what happened. Or I may not. It really depends.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: either you accept the responsibility for your stinking behaviour and attitude now, or I'll clout you with whatever's on hand! ⚒
🏃Meme Dude: 9. That’s amazing! Sign me up for the “Just Say Sorry” Campaign!
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Yeah I'll bet you're sorry you ever got mixed up with that whackadoo chick!
🧛♀️Meme Chick: A: Sign yourself up. And get your dude friends to sign up as well. Visit www.justsaysorry.org to make a pledge.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Out of curiosity, I checked - and it appears there is no such site. Hahahahaha! either that or my browser was even too weirded out to go there.
No signing up here in any case. I wouldn't encourage anyone, dude or not, to sign up.
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Chain: Oh by the way, this is a chain letter type of post.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Which is why it got mangled. Even if it wasn't a chain, it still deserves a strong mangling!
Chain: If you have read this post, you need to send it to at least five other people,
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: No, I need to clobber a crazy chain chick. 🔫 🔧 🔨 🛠 ⛏ 🔪 🗡 ⚔️ 💣
Chain: or they may get “accidentally” run over by the love of their (albeit short) life in that harmless looking pink Vespa.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: one of those on purpose accidents? Right. How about I just shoot up that little pink vespa so it can't run? Yeah, I think I'll do that. *🔧Bang 🔨bang 🛠bang ⛏bang!
Chain: Remember, Hell Hath No Fury Like a Woman Scorned.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: oh, a man scorned can be just as hellish. It all depends on the person, not the gender.
Chain: Just say sorry!
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: sorry - I didn't hit you harder, chick. *Wham!*
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🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Only the last two were good, the others were either in praise of this gunk or saying that the person in the right should apologize. Crap!
🆔jonathan December 1, 2011 at 9:34 am
So much for male and female equality
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: No kidding. Sheesh.
🆔Anonymous March 21, 2012 at 2:42 pm
time to look for a Daddy’s blog alrdy :)
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Or … Well, if you're reading this, you've already found it.
Now, here is the "About Me" section. MOTHER, INC. About Me by Daphne I always knew I wanted kids. Lots of them. But you know what they say. Sometimes, you get what you wish for, and it may not be what you wanted in the first place. At least, not the way you thought it would happen. My illusions of grandeur included crazy kids busting round the house, and then proceeding to line up all in a row for their delicious home-made cookies while I smile benignly in my perfectly coiffured hair. All I can say now is that those rose-colored specs are crushed beyond recognition. Motherhood had taken every ounce of resolve and sanity from me, and most days I’m kicking furiously just to stay afloat. And I’m only at my first kid. Well, 1 and a half, if you really want to nitpick. When the first one popped, I knew I’d have to take the plunge into the pathetically undervalued world of stay-home moms. Leaving my job in the media industry was like leaving my first love, fully aware of the harsh reality that it would not wait for my return. But that’s just the way the cookie crumbles. And in some ways, this blog is my way of maintaining some semblance of sanity. To keep abreast of the world as it progressed and not lose my edge. Along the way, meeting other moms who trudged a similar path is a bonus, and perhaps this could be the start of something exciting. Often, motherhood is a lonely path and we need all the help we can get.
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