Okay, mangling of the Chelsey Warner Lauren chain!
As usual with different mutations, the differences will be pointed out with "Meme1:" "Meme2:" etc.
Chain2: PLEASE DONT READ THIS!
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Please stop being stupider than you can possibly help.
Chain2: In 1997 a girl called
Chain1: Chelsey Warner
Chains: lauren was walikng in a forest and then a she just dissapeared
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: What the heck did you just say? There was some attempt an English sentence there, but, really?
🤦🏽♀️BP: Ooooh, I'm scared. *rolls eyes*
Chain1: she hadn't been discovered
Chain2: no one ever found her
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Redundancy.
Chains: until 2000
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Which makes this not only ancient history, but ancient made-up history as well. And it's "until" not "untill"
Chains: when a
Chain1: young
Chain2: yoing
Chains: girl
Chain1: named
Chain2: called
Chains: Mary…
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Mary? really? Which one? Mary the Youtube meme spammer. I don't think she's the Mary who told this sickening chain letter lie. But I can't be sure. She could be any one of, or all of them.
Chains: ...found
Chain1: Lauren's
Chain2: her
Chains: body
Chain1: which had chest markings
Chain2: and markings on her chest
Chain1: that said,
Chain2: saying:
Chains: I wasnt pretty enough"
🤦🏽♀️BP: That sentence...it hurts...oh, the horror!
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: So this Chelsey Warner Lauren offed herself because she thought she wasn't pretty enough, gah, what a basket case. What an incredibly vain, shallow, basket case!
Chain2: and now you have read this she
Chain1: Lauren's ghost
Chains: will appear in your mirror
🤦🏽♀️BP: Yeah, and I'm really part unicorn...
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: LOL!
Chain2: saying
Chain1: telling you that
Chains: your not pretty enough ............ .......... ............
🤦🏽♀️BP: Oh, don't spare the period key, by ANY means...
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Look, chick, I don't care about pretty. and I don't care for shallow twits like you. In fact, I detest that sort of attitude. So go fly a kite!
Chain1: she will
Chains: kill you.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Threatening to kill someone over a forward and over appearance is shallow and stupid beyond the pale. You know who really isn't pretty? It's you! And appearance has nothing to do with that, pal! You're undoubtedly one of those ditzes who believes spreading hoaxes would actually make you prettier.
Chain1: She'll will repeatedly tell you,
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Repeatedly tell me a bunch of stupid dishonest blathering crap? And I'll tell her to put a sock in it. No, better still, I'll cram that sock down her throat myself and see how she likes it.
Chain2: by the way
Chain1: The same happened to
Chain2: the girl called
Chains: Mary
Chain1: and she
Chains: died shortly after.
🤦🏽♀️BP: Right...
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: And became Bloody Mary, right? Sheesh, who makes up this bull? Lol. These chain creeps always try getting past me with different names and mutations, and they eventually end up here anyway.
Chain1: To save yourself,
Chain2: To be saved
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: *Stern expression* Nobody is "saved" by chain letters! You got that? You watch your wording or you'll get your sorry sacrilegious tail busted, and you won't like it!
Chain1: copy and paste this into five other band's comment boxes.
Chain2: paste this to 5 other videos.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Balderdash! You can't do a thing to me, and posting to a zillion comment boxes, profiles, videos, bands, groups, quizzes, whatever, will not save anyone who is actually in real danger. You're about to find out what real danger is.
Chain1: Since you have started reading this, do not stop.
🤦🏽♀️BP: Or what?
Chain1: Keep in mind that you need to send this to five other bands in 143 minutes.
🤦🏽♀️BP: Quite the random number, there. How'd ya get it?
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: There you go with this numerology again. *Rolling eyes*
Chain1: When you're finished, press "F6" and your crush's name will appear on your computer screen in big letters as a "reward" for preventing yourself from being killed.
🤦🏽♀️BP: How stupid is that! Freakin' heck...
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Besides the fact this stupid hoax has been smashed six ways from Sunday, the appearance of some nonexistent crush's name appearing in big letters will actually save me from being told I'm not pretty enough by a magic mirror pop-out ghost?
How to say this?
Bwahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
Yeah, that means a big freaking "I don't believe you, liar!"
Chain1: This is scary because it actually works
🤦🏽♀️BP: No, it's scary because people buy into it!
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Yeah. I wonder if there's an idiot somewhere who believes their mirror will tell them who is the "fairest one of all" too? Oh yeah, of course there is! The doofus who originated this chain!
Chains: THIS IS TRUE
🤦🏽♀️BP: Bull.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: CRAP!
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