Set to the tune of The Twelve Days of Christmas
I wrote this out of frustration from getting so many memes in email and seeing them again in social media reposts. Such chain letters include all the 12 Days jokes etc. that go around every year.
On the first day of Christmas my true friend sent to me:
a chain letter for good luck.
On the second day of Christmas my true friends sent to me:
2 stupid jokes
and a chain letter for good luck.
On the third day of Christmas my true friends sent to me:
3 death chains
2 stupid jokes
and a chain letter for good luck.
On the fourth day of Christmas my...friends...sent to me:
4 sappy spams
3 death chains
2 stupid jokes
and a chain letter for good luck.
On the fifth day of Christmas somebody sent to me:
5 viral rants!
4 sappy spams
3 death chains
2 stupid jokes
and a chain letter for good luck.
On the sixth day of Christmas some newbies sent to me:
6 urban legends
5 viral rants!
4 sappy spams
3 death chains
2 stupid jokes
and a chain letter for good luck.
On the seventh day of Christmas a poor sap sent to me:
7 sick kid hoaxes
6 urban legends
5 viral rants!
4 sappy spams
3 death chains
2 stupid jokes
and a chain letter for good luck.
On the eighth day of Christmas some goofball sent to me:
8 animal memes
7 sick kid hoaxes
6 urban legends
5 viral rants!
4 sappy spams
3 death chains
2 stupid jokes
and a chain letter for good luck.
On the ninth day of Christmas some doofus sent to me:
9 anti-chains
8 animal memes
7 sick kid hoaxes
6 urban legends
5 viral rants!
4 sappy spams
3 death chains
2 stupid jokes
and a chain letter for good luck.
On the tenth day of Christmas some...hero...sent to me:
10 viral links
9 anti-chains
8 animal memes
7 sick kid hoaxes
6 urban legends
5 viral rants!
4 sappy spams
3 death chains
2 stupid jokes
and a chain letter for good luck.
On the eleventh day of Christmas some nutcase sent to me:
11 cancer memes
10 viral links
9 anti-chains
8 animal memes
7 sick kid hoaxes
6 urban legends
5 viral rants!
4 sappy spams
3 death chains
2 stupid jokes
and a chain letter for good luck.
On the twelfth day of Christmas some - PINHEAD! - sent to me:
12,000 virals!
11 cancer memes
10 viral links
9 anti-chains
8 animal memes
7 sick kid hoaxes
6 urban legends
5 viral rants!
4 sappy spams
3 death chains
2 stupid jokes
and A CHAIN LETTER FOR GOOD LUCK!
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