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Emoji Smiles For A New Year

Aaaaaaaarrrrrrrrgggggggghhhhhhhh!

When I thought I was safe from holiday memes being blasted in my direction, this monstrosity assaulted my screen!

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๐Ÿ™ƒMeme: Before 2โƒฃ0โƒฃ1โƒฃ7โƒฃEnds,

๐Ÿงโ€โ™€๏ธOcean Elf: That's when I got this particular meme, but I'm pretty sure 2017 is not the last year it circulated, and probably wasn't the first either...

๐Ÿ™ƒMeme: Let Me Thank All The Good People Like U๐Ÿ‘, Who Made 2017 Beautiful For Me.

๐Ÿงโ€โ™€๏ธOcean Elf: Ugh! Why, oh, why do people think this stuff is so incredibly great? Seriously, I know my friend didn't actually create this. For one thing, people who send this tripe along don't generally bother themselves with actually writing anything this long. What this amounts to is a friend got hit in the heart with a meme and just HAD TO SHARE! Argh! Thanks for making the end of the year just a little less beautiful with this meme!

๐Ÿ™ƒMeme: I Pray that U B Blessed With a Faithful Year ahead

๐Ÿงโ€โ™€๏ธOcean Elf: Aaaaaaagh! Don't bring prayer and blessing into this! It's a meme. A chain letter. It's a friendfomercial, it's spam dressed up in warm fuzzies, and it is not having a good effect on me.

๐Ÿ™ƒMeme: I Wish U A

๐Ÿงโ€โ™€๏ธOcean Elf: Yeah right, you wish this meme would spread, which, it has. But I won't help your wish come true. You already imposed your wish on me and I don't appreciate it.

๐Ÿ™ƒMeme: ๐ŸŒนJovial JANUARY๐ŸŒน

๐Ÿงโ€โ™€๏ธOcean Elf: Oh wow, a jovial January filled with - virtual roses? Golly gee, thanks.

๐Ÿ™ƒMeme: ๐ŸŒ„๐ŸŒ„๐ŸŒ„๐ŸŒ„๐ŸŒ ๐ŸŒ 

๐Ÿงโ€โ™€๏ธOcean Elf: Holy mackerel! Virtual sunrises and shooting stars and mountains!

How about some actual conversation instead?

๐Ÿ™ƒMeme: ๐ŸFabulous FEBRUARY๐ŸŒบ

๐Ÿงโ€โ™€๏ธOcean Elf: Huh? I think we just went from virtual Canada to virtual tropics. A real conversation would be much more fabulous.

๐Ÿ™ƒMeme: ๐ŸŒพ ๐Ÿ˜€

๐Ÿงโ€โ™€๏ธOcean Elf: What? Virtual Asia?

๐Ÿ™ƒMeme: ๐ŸŒพMarvelous MARCH๐ŸŒด

๐Ÿงโ€โ™€๏ธOcean Elf: Okay, I get it, you'll keep doing this sort of drollery for every month and showing off how many of these silly emoji thingies you can just splat throughout this whole thing. So far you've turned jovial, fabulous and marvellous, into junky, fake, mushy.

๐Ÿ™ƒMeme: ๐Ÿ‘ซ๐Ÿ‘ซ๐Ÿ‘ซ๐Ÿ’

๐Ÿงโ€โ™€๏ธOcean Elf: Oh boy, no kidding on the mushy bit.

๐Ÿ™ƒMeme: ๐ŸŒธAwesome APRIL๐ŸŒป

๐Ÿงโ€โ™€๏ธOcean Elf: You just made it less awesome.

๐Ÿ™ƒMeme: โ™จโ™จโ™จโ™จ

๐Ÿงโ€โ™€๏ธOcean Elf: I prefer real hot springs.

๐Ÿ™ƒMeme: ๐Ÿ’Meaningful MAY๐ŸŒท

๐Ÿงโ€โ™€๏ธOcean Elf: Ack! The cheesiness. I can feel my brain melting.

๐Ÿ™ƒMeme: ๐ŸŒˆ๐ŸŒˆ๐ŸŒท๐Ÿ๐Ÿ’

๐Ÿงโ€โ™€๏ธOcean Elf: This...Is...Killing...Me...

๐Ÿ™ƒMeme: ๐Ÿ€Joyous JUNE๐Ÿš

๐Ÿงโ€โ™€๏ธOcean Elf: Uh, what? Is that's a four-leaf clover, it should've been put into the March section. You also had the holding hands thing in March, which you probably could've put back in February. I mean, do I have to explain what months popular holidays are in?

๐Ÿ™ƒMeme: ๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜„๐Ÿ˜„๏ฟฝ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿพ

๐Ÿงโ€โ™€๏ธOcean Elf: Wow, such creativity...

๐Ÿ™ƒMeme: ๐ŸŒนJubilant JULY๐ŸŒป

๐Ÿงโ€โ™€๏ธOcean Elf: Yuck.

๐Ÿ™ƒMeme: ๐Ÿ‘‹๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ‘‹๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๏ฟฝ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ‘ฏ

๐Ÿงโ€โ™€๏ธOcean Elf: Mind if I don't clap along with you?

๐Ÿ™ƒMeme: ๐Ÿ€Amazing AUGUST๐ŸŒด

๐Ÿงโ€โ™€๏ธOcean Elf: Ugh. Only four more to go.

๐Ÿ™ƒMeme: ๐Ÿ™‹๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ™…๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ™Ž๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ’†๐Ÿพ

๐Ÿงโ€โ™€๏ธOcean Elf: I don't know what to make of this. I really don't.

๐Ÿ™ƒMeme: ๐ŸƒSuccessful September๐Ÿ‚

๐Ÿงโ€โ™€๏ธOcean Elf: Yeah, I generally wish for success year round, but at least you got the emoji right for the time of year this time.

๐Ÿ™ƒMeme: ๐ŸŽโœˆ๏ธโœˆ๏ธโœˆ๏ธ๐Ÿš˜๐Ÿš—โ™จ

๐Ÿงโ€โ™€๏ธOcean Elf: Huh? From a present, to an airplane, to cars, to hot springs. what the heck? I'll take my less chaotic real September over your helter-skelter virtual one any time.

๐Ÿ™ƒMeme: ๐ŸŒพOptimistic OCTOBER๐Ÿ

๐Ÿงโ€โ™€๏ธOcean Elf: Memes don't make me optimistic.

๐Ÿ™ƒMeme: ๐ŸŒป ๐Ÿ ๐Ÿก

๐Ÿงโ€โ™€๏ธOcean Elf: A garden and sunflowers in October? Not likely.

๐Ÿ™ƒMeme: ๐ŸŒปNuturing NOVEMBER๐ŸŒพ

๐Ÿงโ€โ™€๏ธOcean Elf: 'Nuturing'? Well, whatever that is, I'll try to steer clear of it.

๐Ÿ™ƒMeme: ๐Ÿ’Divine DECEMBER.๐ŸŒท

๐Ÿงโ€โ™€๏ธOcean Elf: Yeah, but memes can't make that happen.

๐Ÿ™ƒMeme:๐Ÿ’’โ›ช๐ŸŒ‡๐ŸŒ„๐ŸŒ…

๐Ÿงโ€โ™€๏ธOcean Elf: The church makes sense. But the flowers? Where's the snow? Where are the bells? You know, all the Christmasy stuff.

๐Ÿ™ƒMeme: ๐Ÿ‘Have A VICTORIOUS YEAR!๐Ÿ‘

๐Ÿงโ€โ™€๏ธOcean Elf: You know what part of victorious is? Mangling memes like this one. Still want me to be victorious?

๐Ÿ™ƒMeme: โœจHope I'm the 1st Person To Wish U A Happy 12 Months Of 2018๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ˜ƒ๐Ÿƒ๐ŸŒพ๐Ÿ‚

๐Ÿงโ€โ™€๏ธOcean Elf: *Sigh* Who cares about being first to wish somebody anything? Please. That's childish competitiveness... First, second, last, whatever, a good wish for any year only means anything if it's personally written out by a friend. This re-shared schlock is not it.

๐Ÿ™ƒMeme: Send ๐Ÿ˜„ these ๐Ÿ˜„ smiles ๐Ÿ˜„ to ๐Ÿ˜„ anyone ๐Ÿ˜„ who ๐Ÿ˜„ made ๐Ÿ˜„ you ๐Ÿ˜„ smile ๐Ÿ˜„ somewhere ๐Ÿ˜„ sometime ๐Ÿ˜„ in ๐Ÿ˜„ your ๐Ÿ˜„ life๐Ÿ˜„ It ๐Ÿ˜„ may ๐Ÿ˜„ surprise ๐Ÿ˜„ you ๐Ÿ˜„ but ๐Ÿ˜„ check ๐Ÿ˜„ out ๐Ÿ˜„ how ๐Ÿ˜„ many ๐Ÿ˜„ come ๐Ÿ˜„ back ๐Ÿ˜„ Thanks ๐Ÿ˜„ a ๐Ÿ˜„ lot ๐Ÿ˜„ for ๐Ÿ˜„ making ๐Ÿ˜„ me ๐Ÿ˜„ smile ๐Ÿ˜€ ๐Ÿ˜€ ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ‘Œ๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ™๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿพ๐Ÿ‘‰๐Ÿพ๏ฟฝ

๐Ÿงโ€โ™€๏ธOcean Elf: No! You have not made me smile. No, I am not interested in making you smile. No, I will not risk irritating anyone else by sending them this chain letter! No, I am not interested in finding out how many people will "smile" over this stupid thing, nor do I believe it actually makes everybody smile, and I'm living proof of that. So make like a tree and leave.

๐Ÿ™ƒMeme: ๐Ÿ˜€keep smiling for 2018.....

๐Ÿงโ€โ™€๏ธOcean Elf: You just lost me a bunch of smiles already with this chain letter! I only smile when people write their own stuff, and whatever they see fit to share is not some viral gunk.

๐Ÿ™ƒMeme: God bless.

๐Ÿงโ€โ™€๏ธOcean Elf: Knock it off!

I don't reward meme-reshares with responses pretending to be delighted with them.

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I have generally been forced into shutting up because people get their feelings uber hurt when these crappy re-shares aren't appreciated. So if all of a sudden "friends" and contacts and others eventually realize I no longer write them, and wonder if I've stopped reading them, the answer is that if I have, it's more than likely because they keep re-sharing memes. These gushy friendship type ones really get on my nerves. They're so fake and impersonal.

If you want to wish me a happy new year, then take the time and make the effort to write me a personal note! You won't see me smiling, but I do. Personal notes are such treasures among all the re-shared junk that keeps going around.

Over and out!

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