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A "Beautiful" Punishments Hadith Meme

Yeah, no. Punishments are not beautiful.

This is another islamic hadith chain letter.

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πŸ‘³β€β™‚οΈMeme: SAYINGS (HADITH) OF PROPHET MUHAMMAD (Sallallaahu alaihi wa sallam)

The one who disdains prayers (Salat) will receive Fifteen punishments from Allah..

πŸ§β€β™€οΈ Whoever heard of a Muslim "disdaining" prayer? Don't they pray five times a day, everyday?

And boy are you fixated on punishing everybody.

πŸ‘³β€β™‚οΈSix punishments in this lifetime

πŸ§β€β™€οΈWell, when else could they be? You can't be punished before your life begins. But one thing's for sure, you're also going to punish them in the afterlife. I'll be surprised if I'm wrong about that.

πŸ‘³β€β™‚οΈ Three while dying

πŸ§β€β™€οΈ Ugh! Nice!

πŸ‘³β€β™‚οΈ Three in the grave &

πŸ§β€β™€οΈ Well, I hit that one on the head again too.

πŸ‘³β€β™‚οΈ Three on the Day of Judgment.

πŸ§β€β™€οΈSo why spread these out instead of just getting it all over with in one fell swoop?

πŸ‘³β€β™‚οΈ THE SIX PUNISHMENTS OF LIFE :

πŸ§β€β™€οΈNotice how I did not ask you what any of these were? Ever wondered why? Here's a hint. You have a diseased mind.

πŸ‘³β€β™‚οΈ 1. Allah takes away blessings from his age (makes his life misfortunate)

πŸ§β€β™€οΈHuh? How can you take away blessings from somebody's age? If someone is literally 24, you can't make them a different age from 24 no matter how many blessings you give or take away. And the word is 'unfortunate' not 'misfortunate'. Of course, this could be a rather incoherent way of saying Allah will make you die young and unlucky.

πŸ‘³β€β™‚οΈ 2. Allah does not accept his plea (Dua’s)

πŸ§β€β™€οΈ Plea to what?

πŸ‘³β€β™‚οΈ 3. Allah erases the features of good people from his face.

πŸ§β€β™€οΈ Allah will make you look like Slender Man if you "disdain" prayers? Or Allah will make himself look like Slender Man by removing features from his own face? Uh, confusing.

πŸ‘³β€β™‚οΈ 4. He will be detested by all creatures on earth.

πŸ§β€β™€οΈWell that seems a bit unreasonable. Since when do creatures, other than humans, care about prayer?

πŸ‘³β€β™‚οΈ 5. Allah does not reward him for his good deeds. (No thawab)

πŸ§β€β™€οΈ Which wouldn't exactly give him incentive to pray to Allah, now would it?

πŸ‘³β€β™‚οΈ 6. He will not be included in the Dua’s of good people.

πŸ§β€β™€οΈ So he is not a "good person" and not even the pleas of "good people" on his behalf would be accepted by Allah? Wow, I call that loving...

πŸ‘³β€β™‚οΈ THE THREE PUNISHMENTS WHILE DYING :

πŸ§β€β™€οΈ *Cringe* This idea sounds particularly cruel.

πŸ‘³β€β™‚οΈ 1. He dies humiliated.

πŸ§β€β™€οΈ There are some people who deserve to be humiliated, but not over something like this. It's not like you are taking away some sort of prize from a person who is discovered to be a sadistic creep with a bloody past, he can't hack it and commits suicide.

πŸ‘³β€β™‚οΈ 2. He dies hungry.

πŸ§β€β™€οΈWow, how compassionate of you...

...NOT...!

πŸ‘³β€β™‚οΈ 3. He dies thirsty. Even if he drinks the water of all seas he will still be thirsty.

πŸ§β€β™€οΈ That's because he should be drinking fresh water, you dumbarse.

πŸ‘³β€β™‚οΈ THE THREE PUNISHMENTS IN THE GRAVE :

πŸ§β€β™€οΈ Oh, for goodness sake...

πŸ‘³β€β™‚οΈ 1. Allah tightens his grave until his chest ribs come over each other.

πŸ§β€β™€οΈ Oh, right, like that's a common occurrence... How many exhumations have revealed scrunched up ribs?

πŸ‘³β€β™‚οΈ 2. Allah pours on him fire with embers.

πŸ§β€β™€οΈ Because graves are always being set on fire. Eww, gross! Thankfully, not.

πŸ‘³β€β™‚οΈ 3. Allah sets on him a snake called β€˜the brave’, β€˜the bold’ which hits him from morning until afternoon for leaving Fajr prayer, from the afternoon until Asr for leaving Dhuhr prayer and so on. With each strike he sinks 70 yards under the ground.

πŸ§β€β™€οΈ How can even the bravest, boldest snake, manage to strike a burned out grave hundreds of yards into the ground?

πŸ‘³β€β™‚οΈ THE THREE PUNISHMENTS ON THE DAY OF JUDGMENT :

πŸ§β€β™€οΈ Oh, brother! How bloodthirsty is this?

πŸ‘³β€β™‚οΈ 1. Allah sends who would accompany him to hell pulling him on the face.

πŸ§β€β™€οΈ "Hey dude! Hi-o there, I'm just your friendly demon, here to escort you to hell, since I work for Allah now! The devil is too busy trying to crawl into everyone's noses to rull over us demons any more!"

Yes, in islam, that is actually a thing. Lol.

πŸ‘³β€β™‚οΈ 2. Allah gives him an angry look that makes the flesh of his face fall down.

πŸ§β€β™€οΈ Hang on, didn't Allah burn everything earlier? Now he tries to Slender Man everybody?

πŸ‘³β€β™‚οΈ 3. Allah judges him strictly and orders him to be thrown in hell.

πŸ§β€β™€οΈ "Oh, wait, before I, your demon friend can actually take you to hell, we should stop by Allah's so he can give you the angry burning blaze stare and rip your face off, then he'll permit us to go to hell." Right...

πŸ‘³β€β™‚οΈ Note: If you get this copy, please make copies of it and distribute them among all Muslims.

πŸ§β€β™€οΈ I'm not sending this ridiculous chain letter to anyone.

πŸ‘³β€β™‚οΈ You will be earning a Reward as well as helping to show your brother the Right Path.

πŸ§β€β™€οΈ YOU LIE!

πŸ‘³β€β™‚οΈ May Allah give guidance to all of us.

AAMEEN!!!!!!!

πŸ§β€β™€οΈ Oh, shut it!

Over and out!

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