It might make infamy among other writings of hate literature, but has less than a snowball's chance at being considered true poetry or art, however loosely the term might be applied.
And get this: Part of the description reads:
"Trolls will be radically excised." Hah! Considering this is a list created by trolls for trolls, that's a laugh and a half!
They really amped up the dirty pool since Part 1.
Warning: These nasty old biddies have not washed out their fifth-grade level minds in a very long time. They are bigoted against people who are not supermodels or anerexic, so fat-shaming and pro-food-cop agenda abounds in these progressive turds they call poems.
These hags also can't stop thinking about sex.
But they still believe themselves to be morally superior because they do "animal rescue".
Description
A place to discuss why Poodie is a mutt and not a purebred poodle. I mean, does this look like a poodle to you?
Trolls will be radically excised.
(Photograph courtesy of Stinky Enterprises, Ltd.)
#22 🆔From: 💢🔅Poodie IsAMutt poodieisamutt@yahoo.com
Date: Wed Jul 13, 2005 1:41 am
Subject: It's Poetry Day!! poodieisamutt
Any group members who like to dabble in poetry are encouraged to post a sampling of their creations.
Here are a few of my offerings:
Mary, Mary, fat and scary
Pretends to run a Sanctuary
But it's a house of death and pain
Where filth and stench and fear all reign.
************************************************
Joan, Joan the big fat crone
Did nothing at all but bitch and moan
And chain rescue dogs to a pickup bumper
And no man in the world would ever hump her.
*****************************************************
Little Poodie, poorly bred
Badly groomed, incorrectly fed
Belongs to Kim, drunk out of his head
And was purchased because poor Missy's dead.
***********************************************************
Stinky, Stinky in the nude
Had porkchops to be barbecued
It put her guests right off their food
And she couldn't understand their attitude.
**********************************************************
Stinky, Stinky feeding raw
Forgot to let the muttloaf thaw
So she cooked some mac and cheese
And served it with a can of peas.
************************************************
Mary, Mary lost her cherry
On the tenth of January
And the recipient of this easy lay
Decided he was turning gay.
************************************************
A doctor said the weight of Joan
Was getting near the danger zone
He told her she must slim and tone
And leave those Snickers bars alone.
______________________________________________
(4)
#23 🆔From: 💢🔅"Lynn Collea-Price" lhasaluvr@myactv.net
Date: Wed Jul 13, 2005 1:46 am
Subject: Re: It's Poetry Day!! shelterpetzg...
ROFLMAOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
here's my favs!
Joan, Joan the big fat crone
Did nothing at all but bitch and moan
And chain rescue dogs to a pickup bumper
And no man in the world would ever hump her.
Mary, Mary lost her cherry
On the tenth of January
And the recipient of this easy lay
Decided he was turning gay.(4)
#24 🆔From: 💢🔅Cynthia Hendrick sindee@tmail.com
Date: Wed Jul 13, 2005 3:19 am
Subject: Re: It's Poetry Day!! sindee@tmail.com
OH GOODY GOODY! WHAT FUN! I knew there was a special reason why I joined this list that I just couldn't put my finger on! GREAT WORKS OF ART!
Lemmie have a go at it!.....
Joan, Joan,
You live in fear
Of getting caught
With your hand up your rear.
You treat your dogs
No better than shit.
And then wonder why,
Upon your feet, people spit.
All you do
Is bitch and moan.
That's why we call you
Joan, the Groan.
You gorge your face
With greasy meats and sweets,
While we all mourn
The puppies you beat.
Where, oh where
Could my bunny be?
First, on Joan's grill
And then rotting in her belly.
When, oh when
Will the horrors end?
Hey Joan, ***sticking up middle finger***....
SIT -N- SPIN!(4)
#25 🆔From: 💢🔅Cynthia Hendrick sindee@tmail.com
Date: Wed Jul 13, 2005 3:23 am
Subject: Re: It's Poetry Day!! sindee@tmail.com
I AM SOOOOO GONNA HAFTA FRAME THIS BAD BOY..... (MARVELOUS WORK, MS.
POODIE's A MUTT!!!!!!)
(4)
#26 🆔From: 💢🔅Poodie IsAMutt poodieisamutt@yahoo.com
Date: Wed Jul 13, 2005 4:15 am
Subject: Another poem poodieisamutt
When you wish upon a star
In your cheap economy car
You might get a purebred poodle
And a Lincoln too.(1)
#27 🆔From: 💢🔅Poodie IsAMutt poodieisamutt@yahoo.com
Date: Wed Jul 13, 2005 9:27 pm
Subject: More poetry poodieisamutt
Joan, Joan, all alone
Called Stinky on the telephone
It rang and rang; she should have known
That Stinky was busy on the throne.(6)
#28 🆔From: 💢🔅Cynthia Hendrick sindee@tmail.com
Date: Wed Jul 13, 2005 10:29 pm
Subject: Re: More poetry sindee@tmail.com
GREAT JOB!......
How bout this....
Mary, Mary,
Morbidly obese...
Longed for the day
That she could get a piece.
She searched and searched
For a handsome player.
But she was so ugly
That no man would have her.(6)
#29 🆔From: 💢🔅Poodie IsAMutt poodieisamutt@yahoo.com
Date: Wed Jul 13, 2005 11:43 pm
Subject: Re: More poetry poodieisamutt
I like it.(6)
#30 🆔From: 💢🔅Poodie IsAMutt poodieisamutt@yahoo.com
Date: Thu Jul 14, 2005 2:15 am
Subject: The poetry keeps flowing poodieisamutt
Kim, Kim, drunk and dim
Laid a new floor but forgot the trim
Wears no shirt, 'cause he thinks he's slim
But won't let Stinky sleep with him.
#31 🆔From: 💢🔅Elaine atatyme2002@yahoo.com
Date: Thu Jul 14, 2005 2:17 am
Subject: Re: The poetry keeps flowing atatyme2002
YEAH!!!!!!!!!! APPLAUSE! APPLAUSE! I LIKE THIS ONE
Elaine Manor
New Hope Animal Rescue
Sidney, Ohio
501 C3 Pending
"until there are none, save one"
Mom to Kelsea, Betsy, Brownie and Sammy
In Memory of: Beau our Yorky, Star our Catahoula, Duncan our Rottie and Dutchess our Rottie.
______________________________________________
(6)
#32 🆔From: 💢🔅"CorunDogs" corundogs@charter.net
Date: Thu Jul 14, 2005 2:22 am
Subject: Re: The poetry keeps flowing corundogs1969
This is absolutely priceless!!!!
Bren
Brenda, Duke, Jack, Hannah and Meghan
Assisting Rescued Boston Terriers
To the World, you are just a person.....to a Rescue Dog, you are the World!!!
corunduminium.com - Ask me about The Corundum Project
(6)
#33 🆔From: 💢🔅Poodie IsAMutt poodieisamutt@yahoo.com
Date: Thu Jul 14, 2005 2:23 am
Subject: Re: The poetry keeps flowing poodieisamutt
Joan, Joan, her money's blown
Stole a kiddie's ice cream cone
Cannot have her pictures shown
'Cause she's ugly to the bone.(6)
#34 🆔From: 💢🔅Poodie IsAMutt poodieisamutt@yahoo.com
Date: Thu Jul 14, 2005 2:42 am
Subject: To Stinky poodieisamutt
Drinking coffee from a jar
Shows the world what trash you are
More than just a bit bizarre,
Not to mention your economy car.
To get new dogs you must drive far,
Because your rescue's not up to par.(2)
#35 🆔From: 💢🔅"llamahag" llamahag@yahoo.com
Date: Thu Jul 14, 2005 3:09 am
Subject: Re: More poetry llamahag
shouldn't that be lay her instead of have her?
She searched and searched
> For a handsome player.
> But she was so ugly
> That no man would lay her.(6)
#36 🆔From: 💢🔅"llamahag" llamahag@yahoo.com
Date: Thu Jul 14, 2005 3:11 am
Subject: Re: To Stinky llamahag
YES!!!!!!! high five
(2)
#37 🆔From: 💢🔅Poodie IsAMutt poodieisamutt@yahoo.com
Date: Thu Jul 14, 2005 3:13 am
Subject: Here's one for Joan poodieisamutt
Bryan, Bryan, Joanie's lyin'
About those diamonds she says you're buyin'.
The photos show there's no denyin'
The dogs in her care are cryin'.
And no matter how hard she's tryin',
She cannot keep the truth from flyin'.(1)
#38 🆔From: 💢🔅Cynthia Hendrick sindee@tmail.com
Date: Thu Jul 14, 2005 3:15 am
Subject: Another Poem.... sindee@tmail.com
Stinky Mary went to the mill
To fetch some poor dog for breeding.
The dog was worn out
From all the litters she's had.
For that, Stinky gave her a beating.
Back to the mill, Stinky went.
"I want a good dog for all the money I spent!"
"Gimmie a young dog," Stinky did shout,
As she scratched her ass and picked her snout.
On their way home,
The dog made Stinky mad.
So Stinky beat her
For being so "bad".
Once they were home,
Stinky threw her in a crate.
The dog tried to get out,
But she couldn't escape.
"Where's my dinner!?!?!?!," Kim did yell.
Stinky told him to go to hell.
She went online to harass everyone,
And once she was finished, the dog was gone.
Stinky looked for the dog,
But all she found was Kim
Sitting on the couch
With a full belly and an evil grin.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------\
(3)
#39 🆔From: 💢🔅Cynthia Hendrick sindee@tmail.com
Date: Thu Jul 14, 2005 3:17 am
Subject: Re: Re: More poetry sindee@tmail.com
HAHAHA! Ofcorse.... Makes much more sense!
(6)
#40 🆔From: 💢🔅Poodie IsAMutt poodieisamutt@yahoo.com
Date: Thu Jul 14, 2005 3:20 am
Subject: Re: Another Poem.... poodieisamutt
I like that one!!
(3)
#41 🆔From: 💢🔅Cynthia Hendrick sindee@tmail.com
Date: Thu Jul 14, 2005 3:42 am
Subject: Re: Re: More poetry sindee@tmail.com
Groanie Joanie fell on the ground,
And her fat ass busted the concrete.
As Stinky Mary tried to help her up,
Groanie Joanie nibbled on her feet.
Snotty Tiffy grew so jealous,
Because Groanie wouldn't share Stinky's toe-jam.
So, to shut the bitch up, in Tiffy's mouth,
A rescued easter bunny Groanie did cram.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------\
(6)
#43 🆔From: 💢🔅Cynthia Hendrick sindee@tmail.com
Date: Thu Jul 14, 2005 4:03 am
Subject: Re: The poetry keeps flowing sindee@tmail.com
RIGHT ON!!!!!!!!!!
(6)
#44 🆔From: 💢🔅Cynthia Hendrick sindee@tmail.com
Date: Thu Jul 14, 2005 4:06 am
Subject: Re: The poetry keeps flowing sindee@tmail.com
ROFLMFAOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
APPLAUSE APPLAUSE APPLAUSE
CLAPPING CHEERING CLAPPING CHEERING
(6)
#45 🆔From: 💢🔅Cynthia Hendrick sindee@tmail.com
Date: Thu Jul 14, 2005 4:14 am
Subject: More Poetry sindee@tmail.com
POOR OLD JOAN
ISN'T HAVIN ANY FUN
CUZ HER RAUNCHY HUSBAND
WON'T GIVE HER NONE.
SHE CRIES AND SCREAMS
AND RANTS AND RAVES,
BUT BRYAN REFUSES
TO SURF THOSE JELLO WAVES.
(1)
#46 🆔From: 💢🔅Cynthia Hendrick sindee@tmail.com
Date: Thu Jul 14, 2005 4:18 am
Subject: Re: Another Poem.... sindee@tmail.com
I'm so glad. :-) I aim to please. LOL
(3)
#47 🆔From: 💢🔅Poodie IsAMutt poodieisamutt@yahoo.com
Date: Thu Jul 14, 2005 9:03 pm
Subject: Joanie poodieisamutt
Joanie, Joanie thinks she's rich
Calls herself the Concrete Bitch
But $15 an hour ain't no fortune,
To feed and clothe her huge proportions.
(3)
#48 🆔From: 💢🔅"Lynn Collea-Price" lhasaluvr@myactv.net
Date: Thu Jul 14, 2005 9:05 pm
Subject: Re: Joanie shelterpetzg...
HAHA! Good one.
(3)
#49 🆔From: 💢🔅Cynthia Hendrick sindee@tmail.com
Date: Thu Jul 14, 2005 10:13 pm
Subject: Re: Joanie sindee@tmail.com
A MASTERPIECE!!!!!!!!!!!
(3)
#50 🆔From: 💢🔅Poodie IsAMutt poodieisamutt@yahoo.com
Date: Fri Jul 15, 2005 12:52 am
Subject: Lest Tiffany thinks we forgot her ... poodieisamutt
Tiffany, Tiffany on the prowl
Applies her makeup with a trowel
The men all wince, the dogs all growl
All agree she's pretty foul.
(3)
#51 🆔From: 💢🔅Poodie IsAMutt poodieisamutt@yahoo.com
Date: Fri Jul 15, 2005 12:53 am
Subject: Another gem for Joanie poodieisamutt
Joanie, Joanie eating ham
Deviled eggs and bread and jam
All the food that she can cram
Gaining weight? Who gives a damn!!
(2)
#52 🆔From: 💢🔅Tiffany & KC highvoltageapbt@yahoo.com
Date: Fri Jul 15, 2005 1:40 am
Subject: Re: Lest Tiffany thinks we forgot her ... highvoltageapbt
That was pretty good. It ALMOST made sense. Keep trying you'll get the hang of it.
(3)
#53 🆔From: 💢🔅Poodie IsAMutt poodieisamutt@yahoo.com
Date: Fri Jul 15, 2005 1:57 am
Subject: Re: Lest Tiffany thinks we forgot her ... poodieisamutt
I'm sure it will make perfect sense to you once you
read it five or six more times. If not, feel free to
ask and one of us will be happy to explain.
(3)
#54 🆔From: 💢🔅Cynthia Hendrick sindee@tmail.com
Date: Fri Jul 15, 2005 4:54 am
Subject: Re: Another gem for Joanie sindee@tmail.com
Groanie Joanie gnawing on bones,
Licking lollies as she bitches and moans.
Groanie Joanie snorting bacon.
She wants some cookies but already ate'em.
Groanie Joanie chewing grass.
Bryan bends over so she can lick his ass.
(2)
#55 🆔From: 💢🔅Poodie IsAMutt poodieisamutt@yahoo.com
Date: Sat Jul 16, 2005 4:40 am
Subject: For dearest Joan poodieisamutt
Joanie, Joanie has no class
Went to charm school, didn't pass.
Loud, obnoxious, rude and crass,
She needs a good kick in the ass.
(11)
#56 🆔From: 💢🔅Poodie IsAMutt poodieisamutt@yahoo.com
Date: Sat Jul 16, 2005 1:02 pm
Subject: A few more for Our Joanie poodieisamutt
Joan, Joan is a dork
Eats her meals with a silage fork
Every time she takes a dump
Has to have the septic pumped.
Joan on a transport took an ax
And gave a rescue forty whacks
And so as not to be out done
She gave the puppy forty-one.
(1)
#57 🆔From: 💢🔅FreeTROLLInfo Here freetrollinfo@yahoo.com
Date: Sun Jul 17, 2005 2:27 am
Subject: Fwd: TrollsRLiars Here is my poem for Cynthia..... freetrollinfo
We all know she will NEVER have this kind of man, yet it is her dream.... The dream she has each and every day.......
FreeTROLLInfo Here freetrollinfo@yahoo.com wrote:
To: TrollsRLiars@yahoogroups.com
🆔From: 💢🔅FreeTROLLInfo Here freetrollinfo@yahoo.com
Date: Fri, 15 Jul 2005 18:25:23 -0700 (PDT)
Subject: TrollsRLiars Here is my poem for Cynthia.....
Cynthia, Cynthia, trashy and impure
loves a crunchy man all the more,
all day long he smokes his dope,
as she sits and loses all hope.
Maybe one day he'll go out to play,
and she will get herself a new lay....
Sweet and clean, the man of her dreams
and upon her cheek, he regularly creams.
Tall, and handsome, white and pure,
he shove "old chocolate" out the door.
Joanie
(2)
#58 🆔From: 💢🔅"freetrollinfo" freetrollinfo@yahoo.com
Date: Sun Jul 17, 2005 2:29 am
Subject: Re: For dearest Joan freetrollinfo
I'd pay just to see you try that one.... if you have the nerve.
(11)
#59 🆔From: 💢🔅"Lynn Collea-Price" lhasaluvr@myactv.net
Date: Sun Jul 17, 2005 3:37 am
Subject: Re: Re: For dearest Joan shelterpetzg...
Well I DO have "the nerve." You have promised to come to MD for two years now. BRING YOUR ASS HERE! Now don't start with the "you come here" BS. YOu have promised to come HERE. BRING IT ON LARDASS.
(11)
#60 🆔From: 💢🔅"thehardluckhounds" thehardluckhounds@yahoo.com
Date: Sun Jul 17, 2005 4:56 am
Subject: Re: For dearest Joan thehardluckh...
Tell you what you mental freak, I'd go tot he trouble to meet your nasty ass half way. That is if you can bilke some more money out of those idiots whom you are telling you are 501(c)(3). How dare you chain out that poor cocker spaniel without any food, water or shelter!! I have also forwarded all of the info around to ALL the shelters that I know you attempt to work with. YOU WILL BE BANNED FROM ALL ONCE I AM DONE WITH YOU!!!! So, what day do you want to meet half way?? Pick a day and let me know. Or will I have to give you gas money so you can get there??
(11)
#61 🆔From: 💢🔅FreeTROLLInfo Here freetrollinfo@yahoo.com
Date: Sun Jul 17, 2005 5:15 am
Subject: A poem for Lynn the BITCH freetrollinfo
There was one a bitch named Lynn
who's tongue hung to her chin.
She was starved and sick,
even tried to chold old hubby's dick.
Then one bright day
to the AR group's dismay
she creeped to the butcher shop
and there the spittle began to drop!!
She spent her government funds
on some big steaks and seasame buns.
Quickly she ran back to her house
and cooked them up for her cheating louse.
After he ate his big dinner,
and poor Lynn looked all the thinner,
Stephen called up his lady love
and toward the door gave Lynn a shove.
After exchanging words or lust,
Stephen left Lynn's ass in the dust,
and off to the woman he chose,
he left Lynn crying and blowing her nose.
He spent a night with a real body.
And, BOY, what a 'hottie',
unlike tht bitch he loathed at home,
THIS WOMAN HAD MEAT ON HER BONES!!!
(5)
#62 🆔From: 💢🔅"Lynn Collea-Price" lhasaluvr@myactv.net
Date: Sun Jul 17, 2005 5:25 am
Subject: Re: Re: For dearest Joan shelterpetzg...
You imbecile I have NEVER claimed to be a 501 c (3). Keep trying though. Gotta give you an A for effort. ROFL! I won't be banned from anywhere lardass. I don't chain my dogs out, but they DO sometimes come outside with me when I am out. You are making a total ASS out of yourself. But then again, you've been doing that for the past two years day in and day out. Now, you promised. Bring your fat dierrere to MD. Looks like you're wimping out tubs.
(11)
#63 🆔From: 💢🔅"freetrollinfo" freetrollinfo@yahoo.com
Date: Sun Jul 17, 2005 5:32 am
Subject: Re: For dearest Joan freetrollinfo
Bitch, I don't wimp out, I just do things when I WANT. Just be careful what you are asking for, YOU JUST might get a knock on your door sometime real soon and it may not be who you expect....
I wouldn't waste my time busting you in the mouth--one splatter from you and I could catch anything--AIDS, Leprosy, even something the jungle doctors haven't seen yet!!!
You lying bitch, I have several eye witnesses who are willing to go to court and testify that you leave those poor dogs out in the yard aroudn the clock without anything!! You will be shut down, that I promise... Sure hope you have your taxes in order too, you know what happens when you screw the IRS, don't you?? YOU ARE NEXT!!!
ROFLMAO!!!!!
(11)
#64 🆔From: 💢🔅"Lynn Collea-Price" lhasaluvr@myactv.net
Date: Sun Jul 17, 2005 5:41 am
Subject: Re: Re: For dearest Joan shelterpetzg...
You dumbass. Eye witnesses! ROFLMAOOOO! Court! That's another one I'm LMAO at! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!! Yes I'll be shut down. By whom?? ROFL! Whoever owns this group, please unsub me. Obviously this asswipe has loads of time on her hands. I don't. Much more important things to do than to argue with this Scioto Co hillbilly.
(11)
#65 🆔From: 💢🔅Tiffany & KC highvoltageapbt@yahoo.com
Date: Sun Jul 17, 2005 6:04 am
Subject: Re: A poem for Lynn the BITCH highvoltageapbt
omg ROFL
FreeTROLLInfo Here freetrollinfo@yahoo.com wrote:
There was one a bitch named Lynn
who's tongue hung to her chin.
(5)
#66 🆔From: 💢🔅Poodie IsAMutt poodieisamutt@yahoo.com
Date: Sun Jul 17, 2005 1:40 pm
Subject: Re: A poem for Lynn the BITCH poodieisamutt
Nice try, but it is disappointing lacking in rhythm.
Not at all what I expected from an "internationally published poet."
(5)
#67 🆔From: 💢🔅"llamahag" llamahag@yahoo.com
Date: Sun Jul 17, 2005 2:16 pm
Subject: Re: For dearest Joan llamahag
If she chains her dogs as you claim then have someone go there and take pictures as proof. Like they did at your place Joan remember?
(11)
#68 🆔From: 💢🔅"llamahag" llamahag@yahoo.com
Date: Sun Jul 17, 2005 2:21 pm
Subject: Re: For dearest Joan llamahag
I think the owner should unsub Joan and her alias because we are not allowed to post to her groups and some we are not allowed to even join some of her groups...I vote they ban her lard butt from this group.
(11)
#69 🆔From: 💢🔅"llamahag" llamahag@yahoo.com
Date: Sun Jul 17, 2005 2:25 pm
Subject: Re: A poem for Lynn the BITCH llamahag
Thats what I thought. It is pretty much drivel.
(5)
#70 🆔From: 💢🔅Cynthia Hendrick sindee@tmail.com
Date: Mon Jul 18, 2005 6:23 am
Subject: Re: A poem for Lynn the BITCH sindee@tmail.com
Tell me about it. It's a lame attempt at an inappropriate nursery rhyme at best.
(5)
#71 🆔From: 💢🔅Cynthia Hendrick sindee@tmail.com
Date: Mon Jul 18, 2005 6:29 am
Subject: Re: Re: For dearest Joan sindee@tmail.com
She has lots of witnesses, Lynn....in her own little alternate reality.
Didn't you know that Joan has slipped back into her land of make believe? LOL! The doctors must have gotten her medication mixed up again.
(11)
#72 🆔From: 💢🔅Cynthia Hendrick sindee@tmail.com
Date: Mon Jul 18, 2005 6:33 am
Subject: Re: Re: For dearest Joan sindee@tmail.com
You have nothing on Lynn because there's nothing to have. Look Joan, I know it's difficult to live with your many illnesses, but please stop taking it out on everyone. And learn to keep your personalities under control. They're getting out of hand again. You wouldn't waste your time???? HA! You're a big scared booger! You know you wouldn't last 5 seconds trying to tangle with Lynn! Damn, Joan, you just take the comedy too far! LMAO!
(11)
#73 🆔From: 💢🔅Cynthia Hendrick sindee@tmail.com
Date: Mon Jul 18, 2005 7:02 am
Subject: Re: Fwd: TrollsRLiars Here is my poem for Cynthia..... sindee@tmail.com
ROFLMFAOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! I find it so damn hilarious that Joan tries so hard to bother me by flashing her racism. She knows she can't get to me any other way. I don't care what people think of me. I don't care if I'm banned from groups. I don't care if I'm DNA'd, DNT'd, or whatever the hell.... So this racism shit is her lame attempt at getting me all worked up. LOLOLOLOL!!!!!!!!! It doesn't work, Joan. All it does is make your jealousy all the more obvious....and your anger, the anger of the typical racist person of this day and age who realizes that times are ever changing for the better and there's nothing that you racist dim-wits can do about it! HAHAHAHAHA! We are moving forward, Joanie Groanie, into a time when there will be no pure race. It's coming, you moronic bigot! But you just go on ahead and stay in your little dream world with the rest of those prejudice bubbleheads over there in KKK land; wallow in your misery with that fat, lazy, good-for-nothing you dare to call husband; and, in the meantime, I'll be here in the real world basking in the pleasure of knowing that you're such an irritated little worm cuz you know you can't get to me and enjoying my sexy ass fit -n- trim husband who has buldging muscles and flat abs cuz he doesn't soak up the couch all day every day like that jello loaf you're married to. Please do continue to display your jealousy and unhappiness, Joan, as it never ceases to both entertain and amuze. LMAO!!!!!!!
(2)
#74 🆔From: 💢🔅poodieisamutt@yahoogroups.com
Date: Wed Jul 26, 2006 8:23 am
Subject: Poll results for poodieisamutt poodieisamutt@yahoogroups.com
The following poodieisamutt poll is now closed. Here are the
final results:
POLL QUESTION: Do you think that Poodie is:
CHOICES AND RESULTS
- a purebred poodle from a quality hobby breeder, 1 votes, 12.50%
- a poorly bred purebred poodle from a BYB, 0 votes, 0.00%
- a mutt, 3 votes, 37.50%
- well-groomed and clean, 1 votes, 12.50%
- in desperate need of a bath and proper haircut, 3 votes, 37.50%
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