πŸ§β€β™€οΈ πŸ¦†

🌊

Duck Rescuer Gone Quackers

An animal welfare extremist got all hot under the collar because she doesn't like people eating ducks. She really made a self-righteous fool of herself, not that this is considered a bad thing on an animal "rescue" list.

-

πŸ†•πŸ“§πŸ“©πŸ“¨

Subject: [duckrescue] one more thing... I have to vent about stupidity!!!!

Date: 10/25/06 2:55:27 PM Eastern Daylight Time

πŸ†”From: flduckgirl@yahoo.com

Reply-to: duckrescue@yahoogroups.com

To: duckrescue@yahoogroups.com

Sent from the Internet (Details) βš οΈπŸ”…πŸ’’

When I went to pay for my new "ducky muck" shoes in Goodwill, the STUPID girl behind the counter said "oh, do you hunt?"

WHAT?!?!! (excuse me while I throw up)

I said "I MOST CERTAINLY DO NOT HUNT!!! I'm part of a duck RESCUE network that SAVES ducks and that's what these shoes are for!!!"

The STUPID girl says "oh, I raise my ducks to eat them... but, I have a pet turkey I'd never dream of eating."

It took every ounce of energy I had to not jump across the counter at this STUPID white-trash redneck woman... I just had to say "we don't need to discuss this issue any more then... I don't eat birds, I'm a vegetarian."

Sometimes it's really hard for this city girl living in the "Redneck

Riviera"...

βœ‰οΈ

πŸ§β€β™€οΈ

"White trash redneck" and her going on about being a city girl, as if that somehow makes her a superior life form. Not only is she an animal rights fruitcake, she's a racist bigot as well.

The girl who rang her order through is probably still scarred from that ordeal. I mean, try to have an innocent casual conversation with a customer, and she gets her head bitten off. Wow!

Great going, Riviera. Did you expect a standing ovation from the ducks as a result of this disgusting attitude?

πŸ‘Ž

πŸ†•πŸ“§πŸ“©πŸ“¨

πŸ†”From: "Pug Lady"

Sent: Wednesday, October 25, 2006 7:40 PM

Subject: Re: this was on a list I'm on

Oh, heaven forbid someone raise an animal, know exactly what's in it, and then...gasp..eat it!! What a bunch of crap...

Rebeca

βœ‰οΈ

πŸ†•πŸ“§πŸ“©πŸ“¨

πŸ†”From: "Pug Lady"

Sent: Wednesday, October 25, 2006 8:26 PM

Subject: Re: this was on a list I'm on

And what's with "duck rescue" anyways? I mean..we have about a bizillion ducks around here-They've upped the hunting season length because there are so many! What's next? Deer rescue? Yeah..we need to save more of those suckers so they can stand in the middle of the **** road at midnight and cause more accidents!!! Geesh..just what the hood of my car needs..more deer...

Rebeca

βœ‰οΈ

πŸ†•πŸ“§πŸ“©πŸ“¨

πŸ†”From: "Indy"

Sent: Wednesday, October 25, 2006 9:42 PM

Subject: Re: this was on a list I'm on

You see, Rebeca, the "rescues" want to "rescue" ducks and deer from humanity so they can die out in the wild from overpopulation and starvation as well as disease, and even more importantly, those ducks need to be "saved" from hunters so they can get ripped apart alive by wolves and coyotes that need to eat and are far more cruel at killing than any human hunter worth his/her salt! Now THAT is "compassion"! :p

Geez, that "rescuer" post is going into the 'terminally stupid' section of the site I'm working on. Duckgirl should've been shown the door for throwing such an idiotic fit over a simple question.

-Indy

βœ‰οΈ

πŸ†•πŸ“§πŸ“©πŸ“¨

πŸ†”From: "Thelma"

Sent: Thursday, October 26, 2006 4:44 AM

Subject: Re:this was on a list I'm on... Now Rat Rescue

They will try to rescue anything to make a dollar.

Rat-Adoption

ratpalaceplace<./a>

βœ‰οΈ

πŸ†•πŸ“§πŸ“©πŸ“¨

πŸ†”From: "Indy"

Sent: Thursday, October 26, 2006 9:26 AM

Subject: Re: Re:this was on a list I'm on... Now Rat Rescue

Yes, they will "rescue" anything to make a dollar and puff their egos up.

-Indy

βœ‰οΈ

πŸ†•πŸ“§πŸ“©πŸ“¨

πŸ†”From: "Thelma"

Sent: Thursday, October 26, 2006 10:38 AM

Subject: Re: Re:this was on a list I'm on... Now Rat Rescue

Think i'll start a group to rescue tadpoles. Or maybe lettuce. Or slugs...I know I'll start rescuing and rehoming Flies. Anyone want to send me your hard earned money for this cause? I'm not sure what I should charge for an adoption fee. $25.00 ?

βœ‰οΈ

πŸ†•πŸ“§πŸ“©πŸ“¨

πŸ†”From: "Valerie"

Sent: Thursday, October 26, 2006 1:17 PM

Subject: Re: this was on a list I'm on... Now Rat Rescue

I have an almost unnatural aversion to ticks, so while you're at it, could you please rehome them to another area of the country...specifically wherever that "city girl living in the redneck riviera" lives (the one who was horrified that someone actually eats duck), that's be good!

My boyfriend in in South Dakota pheasant hunting this week...I can't wait to cook pheasant...yum!!!

haha, have a good one!

Val

βœ‰οΈ

πŸ†•πŸ“§πŸ“©πŸ“¨

πŸ†”From: "Jasmine"

Sent: Thursday, October 26, 2006 1:09 PM

Subject: Re: [spam] Re: Re:this was on a list I'm on... Now Rat Rescue

Oh! I want to start one for mosquitoes! They're so misunderstood -s****s- And I'll make more money than you, cause I'll charge $50 adoption fee!

Jasmine

βœ‰οΈ

πŸ†•πŸ“§πŸ“©πŸ“¨

πŸ†”From: "Indy"

Sent: Thursday, October 26, 2006 1:36 PM

Subject: Re: Re:this was on a list I'm on... Now Rat Rescue

Lol Sure! Maybe I'll start a mosquito rescue and charge a 60$ "adoption" fee, which also includes speuter of course! Lol

-Indy

βœ‰οΈ

πŸ†•πŸ“§πŸ“©πŸ“¨

πŸ†”From: "Indy"

Sent: Thursday, October 26, 2006 1:49 PM

Subject: Re: [spam] Re: Re:this was on a list I'm on... Now Rat Rescue

Drat Jasmine, okay, you can do the mosquito rescue! Ticks are spoken for as well I see, so, hmmmmm, I'll start one for hornets!

Oh, and maybe a germ and virus one as well, after all, those poor viruses have a right to live without abuse and getting slaughtered too!

Lololol

-Indy

βœ‰οΈ

πŸ†•πŸ“§πŸ“©πŸ“¨

πŸ†”From: "PLW"

Sent: Thursday, October 26, 2006 2:02 PM

Subject: Re: Re:this was on a list I'm on... Now Rat Rescue

If nothing else....you guys keep me laughing....I would love to help with the mosquito rescue when you get it set up....we have lots of lost ones around here! We'll get rich and give the ARs a run for their money!! Thanks for the laugh....I do enjoy this group! PeggyLW

βœ‰οΈ

πŸ†•πŸ“§πŸ“©πŸ“¨

πŸ†”From: "Thelma"

Sent: Thursday, October 26, 2006 2:07 PM

Subject: Re: [spam] Re: Re:this was on a list I'm on... Now Rat Rescue

Well we could work together and then we both would make lots of money..I could foster for you.

βœ‰οΈ

πŸ†•πŸ“§πŸ“©πŸ“¨

πŸ†”From: "Thelma"

Sent: Thursday, October 26, 2006 2:15 PM

Subject: Re: [spam] Re: Re:this was on a list I'm on... Now Rat Rescue

If you doing hornets I ain't fostering for you LOL

βœ‰οΈ

πŸ†•πŸ“§πŸ“©πŸ“¨

πŸ†”From: "Indy"

Sent: Thursday, October 26, 2006 2:22 PM

Subject: Re: [spam] Re: Re:this was on a list I'm on... Now Rat Rescue

Aw, shucks, Thelma! You won't foster hornets!? What kind of uncaring - andnyou call yourself a rescue!? Lolololol!

-Indy

βœ‰οΈ

πŸ†•πŸ“§πŸ“©πŸ“¨

πŸ†”From: "Indy"

Sent: Thursday, October 26, 2006 2:20 PM

Subject: Re: Re:this was on a list I'm on... Now Rat Rescue

Hehe! You're welcome, and oh yes, definitely, those poor lost mosquitoes!

Roflol! I'm taking in hornets and people wanting to "adopt" babies will have to put down a 10$ deposit, adoption fee is 100$ altogether! Oh, and I don't breed, just collect the babies from the backyard nests of all the backyard hornet breeders!

-Indy

βœ‰οΈ

πŸ†•πŸ“§πŸ“©πŸ“¨

πŸ†”From: "Thelma"

Sent: Thursday, October 26, 2006 2:35 PM

Subject: Re: [spam] Re: Re:this was on a list I'm on... Now Rat Rescue

Well I might if you reimburse me for my work

βœ‰οΈ

πŸ†•πŸ“§πŸ“©πŸ“¨

πŸ†”From: "Indy"

Sent: Thursday, October 26, 2006 2:43 PM

Subject: Re: [spam] Re: Re:this was on a list I'm on... Now Rat Rescue

Lol Sorry, whatever happens if they're in your custody I'm not liable for.

Bwahahaha!

-Indy

βœ‰οΈ

πŸ†•πŸ“§πŸ“©πŸ“¨

πŸ†”From: "Pug Lady"

Sent: Thursday, October 26, 2006 2:23 PM

Subject: Re: [spam] Re: Re:this was on a list I'm on... Now Rat Rescue

You're not going to ..gasp..BREED these mosquitoes are you??!!! These BABIES need our love. We need to save them ALL, and nurture and love them! I cant buy new shoes for my kid, but we'll have 50 billion friggin' mosquitoes saved and counting! All of our money should go towards the ****ers!!! Youre just using them to make a quick buck! What kind of a "buggy mill" are you running? I'm going to call all of my friends, and we'll sneek in and release these winged KIDS! I'll also call Florida reps, and see what theyll do! You know, the mosquito is Florida's state bird!! So now the whole state of Florida hates you!! ROFLMAO !!!

Rebeca

βœ‰οΈ

πŸ†•πŸ“§πŸ“©πŸ“¨

πŸ†”From: "Indy"

Sent: Thursday, October 26, 2006 3:11 PM

Subject: Re: [spam] Re: Re:this was on a list I'm on... Now Rat Rescue

ROTFLOL! I'm laughing too hard to do anything constructive now! "Winged kids" "Florida's state bird" "buggy mill" and so many other hilarious statements in this post, Rebeca! I'm including this thread in the humor section of my page!

-Indy

βœ‰οΈ

πŸ†•πŸ“§πŸ“©πŸ“¨

πŸ†”From: "Kathryn Murray"

Sent: Sunday, October 29, 2006 5:48 AM

Subject: Re: Re:this was on a list I'm on... Now Rat Rescue

Can we do raids on homes where we think they have fly strips hanging?

I know of several barns we can raid !

Those horrible farmers don't care what they are doing when they hang those things up !!

I think we should make a video of the torture those flys endure once they are STUCK on the strips and take minutes to die.!!!

Maybe we can get the national geographic channel to air the video or do you think it may traumatize some viewers ????

KM

βœ‰οΈ

πŸ†•πŸ“§πŸ“©πŸ“¨

πŸ†”From: "Bunny Maddox"

Sent: Sunday, October 29, 2006 6:06 AM

Subject: Re: Re:this was on a list I'm on... Now Rat Rescue

Looks around to see who is watching and quickly removes fly strips.

βœ‰οΈ

πŸ†•πŸ“§πŸ“©πŸ“¨

πŸ†”From: "Kathryn Murray"

Sent: Sunday, October 29, 2006 6:46 AM

Subject: Re: Re:this was on a list I'm on... Now Rat Rescue

ahhhh haaaa.............

WE have one right here !!!!

Bunny Bunny Bunny...........!

(head shaking sadly)

KM

βœ‰οΈ

πŸ†•πŸ“§πŸ“©πŸ“¨

πŸ†”From: "Bunny Maddox"

Sent: Sunday, October 29, 2006 7:43 AM

Subject: Re: Re:this was on a list I'm on... Now Rat Rescue

What can I say I didn't know any better.

βœ‰οΈ

πŸ†•πŸ“§πŸ“©πŸ“¨

πŸ†”From: "maggie"

Sent: Sunday, October 29, 2006 12:35 PM

Subject: Re: Re:this was on a list I'm on... Now Rat Rescue

You can't do that. I have two fly strips hanging.

βœ‰οΈ

πŸ†•πŸ“§πŸ“©πŸ“¨

πŸ†”From: "mammyyokum"

Sent: Sunday, October 29, 2006 1:29 PM

Subject: Re:this was on a list I'm on... Now Rat Rescue

Sorry, but PeTA's apparently already gotten into saving the lives of insects and vermin and to protect them from "suffering".

βœ‰οΈ

πŸ†•πŸ“§πŸ“©πŸ“¨

πŸ†”From: "Indy"

Sent: Sunday, October 29, 2006 1:39 PM

Subject: Re: Re:this was on a list I'm on... Now Rat Rescue

Yes, but you know what PEta's idea of saving is, don't you? Be on the lookout for tons of dead flies at a dumpster near you!

-Indy

βœ‰οΈ

πŸ†•πŸ“§πŸ“©πŸ“¨

πŸ†”From: "Kathryn Murray"

Sent: Sunday, October 29, 2006 2:29 PM

Subject: Re: Re:this was on a list I'm on... Now Rat Rescue

Good to know Maggie.

We will use YOUR home to make our tragic video !!!

Then we will show it on tv.

You're in trouble now.

KM

βœ‰οΈ

Peta Page

--

Comment options:

htmlcommentbox.com