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Otaku/4chan Youtube Desu Fight

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Nariko🌈🐴Rainbow:Two girls get into a rediculous fight while saying Wapanese Stuff

🧝‍♀️Ocean: 'Wapanese' is a 4chanism. If I'd known this earlier, I would've put a stop to your idiotic posts long ago.

Nariko🌈🐴Rainbow: Once upon a time, there was little known world called Youtube. On it, there were two girls named Hinari Sagashite and Kijiri Fujoshi. When they met each other on this music video, it started a huge, ridiclous fight with loads of smilies, glitter, and weeaboo language...

🧝‍♀️Ocean: There you go again with the 4chan crap. There's no such thing as 'weeaboos'. That is just the chan censor word for 'wapanese' when they got bored (They're always so desperately bored, which is one of the most common excuses for idiotics) of that overkilled term, so they made up 'weeaboo' to poke fun of otaku.

The really pathetic, indeed laughable thing is that otaku themselves started using the term to describe other otaku they wanted to flame as being more idiot than they themselves were, in effect, pwning themselves with the term that was meant for all whackers anime fandom, not just 50% or 35% of it.

Again, if I had thought to look this up sooner, this problem would've been seen to long before it was.

Nariko🌈🐴Rainbow: (I took down the smiley faces because they were messing up my font and size and stuff and I really didn't like that.) But... you get the point.

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👽Annoynomous: Press (show comment) for an adventure!

🧝‍♀️Ocean: Good grief, even the handle spells troll trouble. 'Annoynomous' *Rolling eyes*

Nariko🌈🐴Rainbow: I'm afraid. But, this won't hurt... right?

🧝‍♀️Ocean: No guarantees.

🦊Hinari Sagashite: Omg she looks so kawaii in the video!!11

🧝‍♀️Ocean: Aaaaaagh! *Grimace*

Nariko🌈🐴Rainbow: OH MY *** WHYYY

🧝‍♀️Ocean: Cut the blaspheming! *Scowl*

🐱Kijiri Fujoshi: Hinari-chaaaan~ I finally found you desu!

🧝‍♀️Ocean: Gaaaaah! I'm going to be sick! When does it end?

Nariko🌈🐴Rainbow: *Head-desk*

🧝‍♀️Ocean: I don't get why you're upset, you're one of them.

🦊Hinari: KIJIRI-CHAAANNN

🧝‍♀️Ocean: Aaaaaaaurgh! *Facepalm, headdesk*

🦊Hinari: desu!

🧝‍♀️Ocean: *Scowl* Cut the cursing! Yes, it is a 4-letter word, comes from both otaku and 4chan so is particularly vile.

🦊Hinari: *Hugs relly kawaii like*

🧝‍♀️Ocean: *Vomits* Stop! Just - stop!

Nariko🌈🐴Rainbow: Personally, I think they watch way too much Hetalia for my taste.

🧝‍♀️Ocean: Well, I wouldn't know. I don't care. This crud isn't just limited to otaku who watch Hetalia. Oh, gosh, I had to go back and correct that, had written 'Hatelia' Lol!

Nariko🌈🐴Rainbow: Also, what's up with the weeaboo talk and the Japanese emotioncons?

🧝‍♀️Ocean: *Scowl* There you go with the freaking 'weeaboo' again. and you yourself are guilty of the emotes and honorifics, so…

Nariko🌈🐴Rainbow: What you're about to witness is the stupidest Japanese blunder ever.

🧝‍♀️Ocean: Oh, for the love! Someone like me isn't going to know the difference, or care, let alone be impressed with this typical otaku showing off - "Look at me, look at them, they made a huge Japanese blunder and I know because I'm the great authority on Japanese because I'm such an anime-fangirl!" *Rolling eyes*

🐱Kijiri: *hugs back in a relly kawaii-like*

🧝‍♀️Ocean: Eckh! Drop the 'kawaii' crap! And your misspelling of 'really' oh, it burns! Make it stop!

🦊Hinari: Kijiri-chan

🧝‍♀️Ocean: Bleh! Cut it out!

🦊Hinari: YOU ARE SUCH A KAWAII TSUNDERE

🧝‍♀️Ocean: *Cough, cough* I'm dying! Stop killing me with this freaking 'kawaii' garbage! I don't get it, I don't want it, just, eewwwww, get away! GET - AWAYYYYY! *Agony-screech*

Nariko🌈🐴Rainbow: What? The heck? A tsundere is someone who is really sensitive about love and says things like "stupid" and "moron" to the person she likes.

🧝‍♀️Ocean: Really sensitive about love and yet goes around calling insults to people she likes, well, that makes a ton of sense. Anyway, who - friggin - cares? Who's going to even remember? Just more typical stupid otaku showing off from you.

I don't care how well you claim to know Japanese, I don't care how many words you can define, I don't care how many dictionaries, or more like anime you watched to get this oh-so-important bit of info, the point is you clearly forgot where you were when you posted this otaku stink-fest. This is for mangling memes, not the "I Know More Japanese Than You Otaku Fight Club" and if you had bothered to read what I said about otakuism, including the links I provided, and let it sink in well, you would've known better than spew this trash on my site, under the delusion you were somehow making an epic rant-back. As so typical of otaku, the only one you were impressing was yourself.

The average person might or might not be familiar with either Japanese or anime, so out of consideration for them, stick to things the average English-speaking individual is going to have at least some understanding of.

Nariko🌈🐴Rainbow: THAT right there is not an example of a "kawaii tsundere".

🧝‍♀️Ocean: What - ever! I - don't - freaking - give - a - crap! *Looks about to punch something, anything*

Nariko🌈🐴Rainbow: According to this video, it means:

🧝‍♀️Ocean: Who cares? i'm not watching that video anyway… You've made it pretty clear the types of videos you watch on Youtube, generally suck, so it goes without saying the comments are going to stink as well.

Nariko🌈🐴Rainbow: Tsuntsun: Aloof

🧝‍♀️Ocean: 'Meme-mangler: doesn't care.

Nariko🌈🐴Rainbow: Deredere: Love struck.

🧝‍♀️Ocean: Otaku: loves rambling on about how much they think they know, unaware they bore people to tears.

Nariko🌈🐴Rainbow: Moving on...

🧝‍♀️Ocean: Too bad you didn't just move off.

🐱Kijiri: YEA AND YOU ARE SO K- WHAAAAT WATASHI AM NOT A TSUNDERE

🧝‍♀️Ocean: Whatever, you're annoying and hyper. Go away!

Nariko🌈🐴Rainbow: Please, stop with the all caps and the weeaboo language.

🧝‍♀️Ocean: Stop with the @#$%#$^ 4chan language! There's no such thing as weeaboos. There are the sensible, casual fans, and then there's the anime fandom consisting of otaku such as Nariko Rainbow, Kijiri, Hinari, and Senna Marie Maxwell.

🦊Hinari: YOU ARE TOTAAAALLLYY TSUNDERE DESU!

🧝‍♀️Ocean: Aaaack! *Kicks wall* SHUT - UP!!

🧝‍♀️Ocean: *Applauds*

Nariko🌈🐴Rainbow: If you were wondering, I'm putting this up here because, like chain letters, clogs up Youtube and is totally annoying to read.

🧝‍♀️Ocean: And your post stinks, adding to the annoyance and clutter! If you're going to take something on, don't be an otaku!

Nariko🌈🐴Rainbow: All you have to do is push "show comment" for an adventure! (Of some sorts.)

🧝‍♀️Ocean: Of a sort, indeed. There is a reason I don't read a lot of Youtube comments, because people are often posting trolls or spam. Bad enough on good videos, but on the sort of tripe you linger over, it's not like you're in good company there anyway…

🐱Kijiri: WATASHI AM NOT AND YOU KNOW IT

🧝‍♀️Ocean: Bleck! Cut the showing off, nobody cares that you can copy-paste a few Japanese words.

Nariko🌈🐴Rainbow: Again, why with all the caps? And why do they have to repeat the same letter four times in order to get the point across? Well, let's go and see what Hinari has to say about this doosy.

🧝‍♀️Ocean: I can answer your question, she's an otaku/troll and they're always shouting for attention.

🦊Hinari: EVERYONE ON JAPAN KNOWS YOU ARE A KAWAII TSUNDERE

🧝‍♀️Ocean: Oh, girl, you are some master of the blanket statement, and arrogance! You speak for all of Japan? No, chick, you don't. Please, wake up and stop making such a blithering fool of yourself.

🧝‍♀️Ocean: *Snicker*

Nariko🌈🐴Rainbow: I'm not even going to comment on that one.

🧝‍♀️Ocean: Thank goodness for small favours.

🐱Kijiri: EVERYONE ALSO KNOWS ABOUT YOUR BAKANESS DESU

🧝‍♀️Ocean: *FacepalmHeaddeskFacepalmHeaddeskFacepalmHeaddesk!* Aaaaaaaargh! Desu again! And - 'BAKANESS'!? 'baka - ness!?!? You actually said 'BAKANESS'!?!?!?!? You not only use Japanese and English in one sentence, but you brought this Japanenglish idiocy to a whole new level with this one! Oh - my - freaking - gosh! *Stuff goes flying*

Nariko🌈🐴Rainbow: Why would anyone want to know about you two turds? I surely wouldn't.

🧝‍♀️Ocean: Hey, you're the one clicking on the Youtube comments.

Nariko🌈🐴Rainbow: Also, the "on Japan" thing sounds so, so terribly wrong it's not even funny.

🧝‍♀️Ocean: You're a lot late on the draw there, you should've put that comment right after she said it. You haven't said a thing about her 'bakaness' stink bomb. Nothing! Just as well, since all you know how to say to that is 'weeaboo' anyway.

🦊Hinari: W-WELL EVERYONE KNOWS ABOUT YOUR TSUNDERENESS!!!

🧝‍♀️Ocean: Oh, just shoot me! I can't take any more! *More stuff goes flying*

Nariko🌈🐴Rainbow: *facepalm* Oh God,

🧝‍♀️Ocean: *Scowl* Cut the blaspheming! There are times when it's appropriate to say "Oh God" but this isn't it. You're hardly calling out to God in prayer here and you constantly made light of God's name with this "God help me" tag with the vast majority of your posts here. Once I got a lot more proficient at topic-editing, that and 'weeaboos' were the first of your idiotic tags to go.

Nariko🌈🐴Rainbow: why did I even want to click on this?

🧝‍♀️Ocean: *Sneer* To throw your own words back at you, I'm not even going to comment on that one.

Nariko🌈🐴Rainbow: Now, I'm getting stuck into a big pile of weeaboo garbage!

🧝‍♀️Ocean: *Glare* There you go again with that friggin 4chan garbage! You got stuck in a pile of otaku garbage, which you actually reposted and ADDED TO, taking a big stink from Youtube and bringing it here, making it even bigger! Great job! *Rolling eyes* I could've warned you clicking into that would get you in a quagmire of otaku and troll stink.

Nariko🌈🐴Rainbow: And on a good song, too. ;.;

🧝‍♀️Ocean: *Psshfft* Says you. Probably some freaking Girls Generation or other K/J-pop/anime song, or Katy Perry or Lady Gaga *wince* or anyone else trending at the time. Of course you're going to run into otaku and troll comments on those videos. Duh.

🐱Kijiri: THAT DOESN'T MAKE WATASHI A BAD PERSON DESU.

🧝‍♀️Ocean: *Hucks bar of soap at otaku/troll* Wash your mouth out! I have no idea who watashi is and don't care. Chances are he/she/it ? is a bad person, because otaku are horrible judges of character. (Remembers otaku who crushed on Gundam Wing terrorists Treize Kuhshrenada and Zechs Marquise/Miliardo Peacecraft.)

🐱Kijiri: BESIDES SOME PEOPLE THINK THAT TSUNDERES ARE KAWAII

🧝‍♀️Ocean: Aagh! Enough! Enough with the friggin' 'kawaii'! Kill it! Kill it! KILL - IT!!

Nariko🌈🐴Rainbow: Sometimes, they think that tsunderes are huge hams, are overused, and are annoying as heck.

🧝‍♀️Ocean: Hah! You just described your pitiful pet fandoms!

Nariko🌈🐴Rainbow: (IE: Nagi of Hayate no Gotoku and Kyou of Clannad.)

🧝‍♀️Ocean: Argh! Once again - who - gives - a - flying - hot - dart? So, another anime you like to show off your knowledge about, big, big deal! Just like any other otaku. *Yawn*

Did it ever occur to you that the reason I ignored your continual babbling about this anime or that Asian pop group was so I wouldn't explode at you, seemingly unprovoked? You were warned not to press the otakuism around here.

When sensible fans make references to things they like, it isn't annoying as long as what's being mentioned isn't utterly offensive tasteless garbage, and they don't go on about it all the freaking time, and are not obsessive or elitist. The odd reference here and there is naturally just fine.

Otaku don't do that, though. They turn every discussion into Otaku Central when there's more than one of them, or make it pretty clear they can't stop thinking anime for a second.

🦊Hinari: W-WATASHI NEVER SAID YOU WERE A BAD PERSON DESU... YANDERES ARE KAWAIIER!!!! DESU

🧝‍♀️Ocean: *Projectile pukes* Oh, shut it! Down with the 'desu'! And like 'bakaness' there's no such dang word as 'kawaiier'! I have no idea what kind of entities you're talking about and I don't care. Just shut up and get lost already!

Nariko🌈🐴Rainbow: Please, stop using desu.

🧝‍♀️Ocean: *Scowl* See what I mean? A supplicating, whimpering "Please stop using desu." No disgust/outrage there, not even a hint of annoyance, nothing at all like the fire and brimstone coming from you when you were foaming at the mouth over those people who didn't like anime/MLP or what their respective fandoms are doing.*Rolling eyes*

Nariko🌈🐴Rainbow: Please, do not say that yanderes are kawaii. Yanderes love someone so much that they will kill anyone in their way... and, they tend to stalk. (Thinks of Mirai Nikki and shudders)

🧝‍♀️Ocean: Besides the fact that what you described isn't love, thanks again for another long-winded yack on something I couldn't care less about and will no doubt forget again immediately.

Annoynomous (again): Oh... wow okay, kawaiier isn't even a word in Japanese... this is just wrong, really, really, wrong...

🧝‍♀️Ocean: It isn't a word in either Japanese or English…

Nariko🌈🐴Rainbow: I'm with you brother. I would like you even more you stop abusing the periods and capitalizing the words words...

🧝‍♀️Ocean: *Facepalms repeatedly* What - the - blazing - heck!?!?!?!? Of all the trash your fellow otaku spewed and the just as lame reactions you had, you chose to pick apart the one and only sensible commenter for something considerably less wrong than anything else among this pile of dreck thus far!?

Annoynomous (again): I feel repulsed taht I like anime, Vocaloid, and manga if you two morons are fans... why? Just why would you do this?

🧝‍♀️Ocean: That's just it, they are morons. Otaku.

Nariko🌈🐴Rainbow: I know, right?

🧝‍♀️Ocean: *Facepalm* Besides this being another vapid response, this micromeme of an expression is irritating as all heck! It's like the blogger says, it just doesn't make sense or make you sound particularly intelligent. If you know it, you know you know it, you don't need to add a "right?" for someone else to confirm that you are correct to think you know it.

this expression was so overused on here by that otaku chick that when some TV commercial came out during and after the damage repair to this network, the guy saying "I know, right?" just made me twitch. I don't even remember what the commercial was supposed to be for. My furbies say it. *Cringe* I had a boss who said it. *Cringe*

But the point is, I've had more than enough of having to interact with otaku, thought I had left that world in the dust long ago, never dreamed they would think of coming to a site of mine, besides, they already have the whole rest of the internet to indulge their crazes and do their Japanglish posturing. I definitely don't fit in to their communities and don't want them on any place on the net I administrate, turning them into another of their hipster hangouts. If I was aiming for popularity and quantity instead of quality, and didn't mind all the fandom antics and a site that looked just like everywhere else, I would say "Come right on in!" Or else I'd simply join their sites.

No thanks.

So if you are going to try mangling something you've seen coming from otaku, you better not be one yourself. Because that will disqualify as a mangle and land you among the losers, with your stuff mangled.

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