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The Willie Lynch Speech Hoax Chain Letter!

It was originated in The St. Louis Black Pages, 9th anniversary edition, 1994*, page 8, postdated - it actually started in 1993.

It was bought into by the following:

daveyd.com

africanamericanimages.com

finalcall.com

The finalcall.com link also contained an additional segment, consisting of a huge pile of racist garbage written by Edwin R. embree.

The Embree writing doesn't appear to be part of the Lynch chain letter, and can be found in book stores and libraries, so I won't bother with that other than to say that it made me sick and wanting to clobber something, and that was just by skimming it a little. A full-on mangle of that would probably take me the rest of my life.

here's a wake-up call for anybody who thinks only whites can be racist.

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So, let's mangle the Lynch meme!

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🧒Forwarder: 🗯I thought this was the most appropriate time for ALL OF US to re-read, remember and NEVER FORGET, the speech given by Willie Lynch a slave owner who over 300 years ago devised a plan to help keep Black people divided...

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Bulltosh! No slaver from 300 years ago has enough power to bewitch generations of people centuries later, especially when he never existed to begin with!

🧒Forwarder: 🗯This speech was delivered by Willie Lynch on the bank of the James River in the colony of Virginia in 1712.

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: False. There was no speech made by a nonexistent man in any century. This whole Willie Lynch farce was cooked up in the 1990s to stir up hatred and racism.

🧒Forwarder: 🗯Lynch was a British slave owner in the West Indies. He was invited to the colony of Virginia in 1712 to teach his methods to slave owners there. The term “lynching” is derived from his last name.

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: The word 'lynch' derives from Charles Lynch.

Your precious little Willie Lynch didn't exist. So he never went anywhere and never made a speech that was actually something typed out as an article in the 1990s.

💩🤥Chain: HOW TO KEEP A BLACK MAN DOWN

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Put a sock in it and stop the race-card victim-act whinge!

💩🤥Chain: In the words of Willie Lynch in 1712,

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: No actually, in the words of some 1990s hoaxer, who, could really be named William Lynch for all I know, is a pack of stupid dreck!

💩🤥Chain: there are many ways in which you can keep control of your "slaves".

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Rubbish. In one sentence I can sum up what he said - pit everybody against each other while keeping them trusting you. I saw that happen on at least one mailing list in which the owner was always causing trouble. It took me a while to catch on to her real agenda and jump ship and I haven't looked back since. But that's another story, and it had nothing at all to do with race or slaves.

💩🤥Chain: His wisdom

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: You seriously just said that!? making up a race card mongering hoax and the words within it, and you call that wisdom!? You are messed up, pal!

💩🤥Chain: of 288 years

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Your fictitious slave owner Willie Linch didn't exist 288 years ago, or 300 years ago, for that matter. Yeah, this hoax started in 1993/1994...

💩🤥Chain: has not changed.

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Look, genius, human nature hasn't changed much since the beginning, that's why there are still self-centred, power-tripping, control-freaking backstabbers, liars and bullies pulling the victim act still around today.

💩🤥Chain: It's time to wake up Black America!

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Yeah, wake up to the realization that it's not about black and white any more, and this chain letter is a crock!

💩🤥Chain: [beginning of the Willie Lynch Letter]

🧛‍♂️💩Willie Lynch: Gentlemen,

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: I'm not a gentleman, and neither are you...For very different reasons.

🧛‍♂️💩Willie Lynch: I greet you here on the bank of the James River in the year of our Lord one thousand seven hundred and twelve.

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: 😠 Scrap this "Year of our Lord" stuff, you are not a Christian! You lie about something else too, your disgusting hoax letter was published in 1993, not 1712.

🧛‍♂️💩Willie Lynch: First, I shall thank you, the gentlemen of the Colony of Virginia,

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Virginia is a state, not a colony...

🧛‍♂️💩Willie Lynch: for bringing me here.

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Yeah, you're going to thank the lout for creating you in the 1990s...

🧛‍♂️💩Willie Lynch: I am here to help you solve some of your problems with slaves.

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Slavery's dead, doofus, and the problem I have with slavery in human history is just that, it was slavery! I also have a big problem with you and all you represent, from slavers to hoaxers playing the race card!

🧛‍♂️💩Willie Lynch: Your invitation reached me

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Whatever invitation you got certainly wasn't from me!

🧛‍♂️💩Willie Lynch: on my modest plantation in the West Indies where I have experimented with some of the newest and still the oldest methods of control of slaves.

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Lynch, you and your filthy mind make me sick! Die!

🧛‍♂️💩Willie Lynch: Ancient Rome would envy us if my program were implemented.

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Lynch, if you think you're impressive by claiming to be even worse than ancient Rome with its crucifixions and torture arenas, you - well, let's just say it's a blessing you were never really born.

🧛‍♂️💩Willie Lynch: As our boat sailed south on the James River, named for our illustrious King, whose version of the Bible we cherish.

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: You don't cherish any Bible, you don't worship God, you worship yourself, so stop trying to make a mockery of Christians! And just because you are right about the origin of the river's name does NOT make anything else you say, true!

🧛‍♂️💩Willie Lynch: I saw enough to know that your problem is not unique.

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: The problem is you, and you are uniquely odious!

🧛‍♂️💩Willie Lynch: While Rome used cords of woods as crosses for standing human bodies along its highways in great numbers you are here using the tree and the rope on occasion.

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Get a clue, stupid! People don't hang people on trees any more. Your fantasizing and wishing to go back to those days disgusts me!

🧛‍♂️💩Willie Lynch: I caught the whiff of a dead slave hanging from a tree a couple of miles back.

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Eww! You are disgusting beyond the pale! Much as your sick racist heart yearns for that to be true, and how much you mourn over those days being dead and gone, There are no blacks being hung from trees, or dead slaves hanging from trees now, and not likely in 1712 either, that practice only became common among slav-owners in the 19th century, but you race-card players would love nothing more than for those days to return! You disgust me!

if your wishful fantasies are so strong that you have come to love and be addicted to the smell of rotting flesh, even to the point of smelling it where it does not exist, I suggest you go pester some coyotes, vultures, bears, lions, tigers, any animals that will eat carrion! Because I'm not sure any meds can treat your ailments! *Gags* You are revolting!

🧛‍♂️💩Willie Lynch: You are not only losing a valuable stock by hangings,

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Hey, carrion-head! People are NOT "stock" and - no - one - is - being - hung! Is it getting in that thick head of yours yet!?

🧛‍♂️💩Willie Lynch: you are having uprisings, slaves are running away, your crops are sometimes left in the fields too long for maximum profit, you suffer occasional fires, your animals are killed.

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: No, fartface, all of that stuff is not happening to me, and it stopped happening long before I was born, and those things would've been among the best things to happen to slave owners! Get it?

🧛‍♂️💩Willie Lynch: Gentlemen,

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Cut out the "gentlemen" stuff already...

🧛‍♂️💩Willie Lynch: you know what your problems are:

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Yeah, YOU!

🧛‍♂️💩Willie Lynch: I do not need to elaborate.

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: No, you don't, but I do. You're racist! You're a fake! You stink! You suck! You need to die! I could come up with a fitting fictional death for you. Look no further than These to get what I'm saying.

🧛‍♂️💩Willie Lynch: I am not here to enumerate your problems,

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: So make one less problem for the world and go away. I.E. people need to stop believing and passing around this stupid hoax!

🧛‍♂️💩Willie Lynch: I am here to introduce you to a method of solving them.

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: I just told you how to do that - die!

🧛‍♂️💩Willie Lynch: In my bag here,

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: I don't want what's in your filthy "bag" it's probably torture tools with rotting remains on them!

🧛‍♂️💩Willie Lynch: I have a fool proof method

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Thus spake the great fool himself, who doesn't even know they didn't use "fool proof" back in the 1700s.

🧛‍♂️💩Willie Lynch: for controlling your Black slaves.

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: I am not a slave owner, never was, never will be, and never want to be, and, jerkface, slavery is dead in North America!

🧛‍♂️💩Willie Lynch: I guarantee everyone of you that if installed correctly it will control the slaves for at least 300 hundred years [sic].

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: "300 hundred"? Wow, stupid goofball, you can't even put together a coherent thought. The only thing you can guarantee is a display of spectacular and tasteless idiocy!

🧛‍♂️💩Willie Lynch: My method is simple.

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Yeah I'm sure it is. Abuse, abuse, abuse..... Lie, lie, lie...

🧛‍♂️💩Willie Lynch: Any member of your family or your overseer can use it.

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Any ape can do that, but me and my family do not, and I don't have an overseer.

🧛‍♂️💩Willie Lynch: I have outlined a number of differences among the slaves: and I take these differences and make them bigger.

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Yeah, right, as if you could do anything other than point your snotty finger at anybody who's different from you and laugh like the idiot that you are.

🧛‍♂️💩Willie Lynch: I use fear, distrust, and envy for control purposes.

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Oh yeah, of course, it's the only way you could get away with this stupid race card promoting hoax...

🧛‍♂️💩Willie Lynch: These methods have worked on my modest plantation in the West Indies

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Yeah, the one in your evil mind...

🧛‍♂️💩Willie Lynch: and it will work throughout the South.

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: The south? That reference wasn't around when talking about the Americas in 1712.

Prof. Manu Ampim, Historian and Primary (first-hand) Researcher specializing in African & African American history and culture, Africana Studies, has this to say:

"This statement clearly shows the modern writer's historical ignorance. In 1712, there was no region in the current-day U.S. identified as the "South." The geographical region of the "South" did not become distinct until a century after the alleged speech. Before the American Revolutionary War vs. Britain (1775-1783) the 13 original U.S. colonies were all slaveholding regions, and most of these colonies were in what later became the North, not the "South." In fact, the region with the second largest slave population during the time of the alleged William Lynch speech was the northern city of New York, where there were a significant number of slave revolts including the rebellion in 1712."

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Of course, I whole-heartedly recommend you take your stinking little bag of tricks and go south, and don't stop until you are stranded in the Antarctic.

🧛‍♂️💩Willie Lynch: Take this simple little list of differences, and think about them.

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: No...

🧛‍♂️💩Willie Lynch: On top of my list is 'Age', but it is there only because it starts with an 'A':

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Duh! Holy crapola! When did you manage to figure *that* out, little Willie!?

🧛‍♂️💩Willie Lynch: the second is 'Color' or shade,

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Which is actually the most important to the likes of you I'm sure. *Rolling eyes*

🧛‍♂️💩Willie Lynch: there is intelligence,

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Which you are clearly lacking...

🧛‍♂️💩Willie Lynch: size,

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Which I'm sure you really know how to play up to your advantage by belittling people about theirs. You disgust me!

🧛‍♂️💩Willie Lynch: sex,

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Which, as a fictional slave owner, you use and abuse all the time, no doubt! *Scowls*

🧛‍♂️💩Willie Lynch: size of plantations,

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Which, like you, don't exist...

🧛‍♂️💩Willie Lynch: status on plantation,

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Which is none.

🧛‍♂️💩Willie Lynch: attitude of owners,

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: All slave owners stunk!

🧛‍♂️💩Willie Lynch: whether the slave live in the valley, on hill, East, West, North, South,

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Where they lived, that is, as opposed to you, who live inside the mind of a hoaxer and those who believe in you...

🧛‍♂️💩Willie Lynch: have fine hair, coarse hair, or is tall or short.

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Only a shallow yutz like you would give a dang about stuff like that...

🧛‍♂️💩Willie Lynch: Now that you have a list of differences.

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: to heck with your stupid little list. here are a few that really matter.:

You're rotten. I'm not.

You're fictitious. I exist.

🧛‍♂️💩Willie Lynch: I shall give you an outline of action-but before that I shall assure you that distrust is stronger than trust and envy is stronger than adulation, respect, or admiration.

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Well, you would know all about the negative human traits since you obviously corner the market on them yourself. And blast your stupid action outlines. I'm not interested...

🧛‍♂️💩Willie Lynch: The Black slave after receiving this indoctrination shall carry on and will become self re-fueling and self generating for hundreds of years, maybe thousands.

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: You stupid cluck. You don't indoctrinate people with envy and distrust. Those feelings come about as a result of maybe some mucked up ideology or being backstabbed etc.

And what the heck is this "refuelling" and "regenerating" bullcrap? That isn't even a term from the 1700s. Today, we might use that jokingly about ourselves "I need to refuel" but people are not engines. They don't refuel, and certainly not on junk from your sleazy little bag of tricks.

People are not amebas and do not "regenerate" making what basically amounts to clones of themselves.

As for this hundreds or thousands of years, well, I guess that explains why you wrote "300 hundred" you couldn't make up your tiny brain on that one.

🧛‍♂️💩Willie Lynch: Don't forget you must pitch the old Black male vs. the young Black male, and the young Black male against the old Black male. You must use the dark skin slaves vs. the light skin slaves and the light skin slaves vs. the dark skin slaves. You must use the female vs. the male, and the male vs. the female.

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: No, wrong. Unlike you, I'm not a shallow-minded bully, slaver or hoaxer, and I don't care about people's race, age, skin color or gender. I don't play stupid head-games. And I've had it to hear with people who do any and all of the above.

🧛‍♂️💩Willie Lynch: You must also have your white servants and overseers distrust all Blacks,

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Look, stupid, I never had and never will have any servants, and certainly won't play people off against each other, definitely not over skin tone, got that? *Pounds on Lynch's head* Hel-lo!? Anybody home in there!?

🧛‍♂️💩Willie Lynch: but it is necessary that your slaves trust and depend on us.

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Hey Lousy Lynch! Nobody should trust you! *Punch*

🧛‍♂️💩Willie Lynch: They must love, respect and trust only us.

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: You don't deserve any love, any respect, or any trust! Loser!

🧛‍♂️💩Willie Lynch: Gentlemen,

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Lout Lynch, you're asking for a not-so-gentle shove off a cyber cliff!

🧛‍♂️💩Willie Lynch: these kits are your keys to control.

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Boy, Lynch, you sure can't make up your mind what to call your twisted little system. It's a bag, it's kits, it's keys!

🧛‍♂️💩Willie Lynch: Use them.

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: No!

🧛‍♂️💩Willie Lynch: Have your wives and children use them,

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Hey, tomcat Lynch! I'm a woman, not married, would NOT marry you if you were the last man on Earth, and I don't have kids. Even if I did, I'd teach them that you are evil.

🧛‍♂️💩Willie Lynch: never miss an opportunity.

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: I didn't. That's why I'm taking this opportunity to mangle your stupid race-baiting hoax chain letter to pieces!

🧛‍♂️💩Willie Lynch: If used intensely for one year, the slaves themselves will remain perpetually distrustful.

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: You deserve distrust from everyone on earth, loser!

🧛‍♂️💩Willie Lynch: Thank you, gentlemen."

-WILLIAM LYNCH-1772

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: I'm not a gentleman and you are not welcome! Die!

💩🤥Chain: The letter above is one of the major problems of the African-American race today.

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Oh, please! Don't insult a whole race of people by claiming they have all turned nit-picky with one another because of some stupid hoax slaver that was made up!

The real problem is race-card players, doing all they can to keep racism from dying out!

💩🤥Chain: And with this knowledge we as a race can and will over come.

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: You haven't overcome anything, you've been overcome by a stupid racist hoax!

💩🤥Chain: So with this letter still in your mind I ask that you enlighten someone else

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Here's your enlightenment: Willie Lynch Letter Is Fake it's a hoax, people!

💩🤥Chain: and send this letter to as many brothers and sisters.

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Nothing doing! I'm not sending this pile of lies and racist garbage to my siblings or anyone else!

💩🤥Chain: We as a race

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: That's your problem right there! "We as a race" You are racist and you are trying to cut other races off, and out of your exclusive club, based on crap that happened ages ago and is long dead - and, based on a fictitious slaver called Willie Lynch!

💩🤥Chain: must start somewhere in learning our problems what better place than the document that started the destruction of our MOST POWERFUL RACE!!!

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: It isn't a powerful document, it's a hoax that was written not 300 years ago, but in the 1990s, and no nonexistent slaver from the 1700s ever caused the problems with race today, rather, he's just a product of the race-card problem!

OVER - AND - OUT!

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