😏myimmortalrehost: Due to the millions of people giving incorrect information buzzing around the Internet, I wish to set the record straight about what happened to the story.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: But you're a lulz-loving promoter of encyclopedia dramatica...
😏myimmortalrehost: My Immortal was submitted and hosted on fanfiction.com some point in 2006 and achieved massive popularity.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Fanfiction.net - not fan fiction.com.
😏myimmortalrehost: Fanfiction for some unknown reason went on a campaign of deleting various stories from their website in late 2008 and this process appears to still be continuing. My Immortal and the many My Immortal inspired stories (such as Imma Wiserd) were deleted. To repeat a point it is at the moment (december 4th 2008) unknown to why fanfiction has deleted these stories. Some these stories were re-submitted on Fanfiction.com (sometimes by their original author) and the vast majority were deleted again.
Shortly before My Immortal's deletion, 'My Immortal 2' was released by someone claiming to be Tara Gilesbie. This was later revealed to be someone posing as Tara who then claimed to be a hacker in control of the account, which was also bullcrap. My Immortal 2 was not written by Tara Gilesbie and hence is not part of the official My Immortal story but if you find a copy, I'm sure its still a good lolz.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Lolz or lulz, either way, the concept sucks.
😏myimmortalrehost: Also you may hear stories of 'Tara's boyfriend' these stories apply to the same person who was behind My Immortal 2. As of the moment, Tara Gilesbie has not made any new parts to the story since July 2007 and is not expected to create anymore.
This is all the information that is verifiable. If you know why Fanfiction deleted My Immortal and can verify it/have evidence etc then please make that information public.
Theories to why Fanfiction deleted My Immortal:
1. Fanfiction are preps
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: WTH is that supposed to mean?
😏myimmortalrehost: 2. Fanfiction deleted it due to 'inappropriate content' (such as sex scenes or copyright enfringement)
3. Fanfiction could not bear to look at such awful abuse of the English language anymore
4. Fanfiction just wanted to spoil our lulz.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Which should be completely obliterated. You get no sympathy from me. Chances are good that your fiction wouldn't be any better IMO, even if everything was correctly spelled.
😏myimmortalrehost: 5. So many Preps reported it (which links back to point 2 and 1)
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: There you go with this stupid "preps" again. *Rolling eyes*
😏myimmortalrehost: Either way, be sure to sign the petition to get My Immortal back on fanfiction:
petitiononline.com/keepMI/petition
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: E-petitions are info-collecting chain letters. Way to go! No thanks!
😏myimmortalrehost: Until then, this site ensures Fanfiction cannot delete this great piece of work from das interwebz.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: 'das' "interwebz" Another dramatica-ism.
😏myimmortalrehost: My immortal returns! Seeing as fanfiction has no sense of humour and deleted so many great lulz,
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Lulz isn't great. The word itself might be cool, but the concept sucks. It's viral bullying done by internet trolls. The whinge "FF doesn't have a sense of humour" is one of the most annoying, stupid whines typically coming from trolls.
😏myimmortalrehost: this site will be used to host the amazing Tara Gilesbie classic, My immortal.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Which is now on the Mary Sue showcase site without a link back to yours since you are a lulz-addict and you actually promoted the internet spammer&bully-haven, the meme-mill, garbage cess pit of a site known as encyclopedia dramatica...
😏myimmortalrehost: For those of you who do not know what My Immortal is, it is in short and most accurately completely retarded.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Right along with encyclopedia dramatica.
😏myimmortalrehost: My Immortal is a very loose Harry Potter fanfiction story about Ebony (or Enoby) Dark'ness Dementia Raven Way, a gothic teenage vampire girl who attends Hogwarts school. To say anymore may spoil the lulz.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Down with the lulz!
😏myimmortalrehost: The story is infamous for its horrible abuse to the english language and extreme gothic attitude.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: It's also typically trashy in a suggestive way.
😏myimmortalrehost: and now what you came for!
Chapters 1 - 22
Chapters 23 - 44
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: No promo for your linkage here. Instead, check out the full story on these two links.
My Immortal no edits, .doc format
My Immortal html format edited for excessive strong language
😏myimmortalrehost: Those who remember My Immortal well should also remember the first few chapters (1-15) were co-written with 'Raven' hence they were spelt better etc but don't worry Raven leaves in chapter 16 (which is where her character Willow gets expelled from Hogwarts).
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Ugh! Another overused name. Two, actually. Before I got on the internet, I thought about giving some character the middle name Raven due to her black hair, but I found out it's basically a meme name with internet fantasy. And I never did like the name Willow.
😏myimmortalrehost: The copy on here I'm pretty sure is the 100% original version of My Immortal with no edits at all outside those by Raven (which were in the original). This copy includes the 'hacker' chapter of 39.
Be sure to visit the Videos Page for more lulz
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: It's not lulz when a sensible, non-troll gets a kick out of the badness of self-indulgent Mary Sue crap. So no, I'm not doing anything "for the lulz".
😏myimmortalrehost: and definitely listen to the best dramatic reading ever (it truely and utterly is guaranteed to be the best) on the Downloads Page
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: What's that you were nitpicking on spelling about two paragraphs or so back? The word is 'truly'.
The dramatic reading was funny since the guy couldn't help laughing his way through that chapter, and the movie sounds like nails on a chalkboard.
😏myimmortalrehost: Also be sure to check out: encyclopedia
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Encyclopedia*idiotica.com*/My_Immortal - No. So much no! This is what clinched my decision to bring this stuff here and here instead of just linking to your site.
😏myimmortalrehost: And : tvtropes.org
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Yeah, got it.
😏myimmortalrehost: Update: views not only over 9000 but its easily approaching 1 million (if not already gone over)
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Nobody cares...
😏myimmortalrehost: kthnxbai
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: You're not welcome. Now go away!
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