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Bruce Delburg

These hoaxes get more pathetic as they go along.

This is a meme supposedly written from the point of view of two-month-old Bruce Delburg, who is fictitious.

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👶Bruce Delburg's Meme: Hello, my name is Bruce Delburg. i am 2 months old.

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Um, Bruce, if you were only 2 months old, you wouldn't be able to write..

👶Bruce Delburg: i have lung cancer and my family cant afford 2 pay the bills.

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: *Rolling eyes* Again with the freaking cancer!

Here's a list of memes that have played the heck out of the cancer card, using it to beat netizens over the head with it to get them in the hearts so they'll cry and pass it on.

So Which one of you has the cancer, you who wrote this dreck, or your fictitious 2 month old baby Bruce? Sounds a lot like a rip off of the Blamy Shamy Amy Bruce hoax to me. Do babies even get lung cancer at that young age?

👶Bruce Delburg: The good thing is that VZW agreed to give 1.00 for every 7 time's some one send's this.

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Bull. AOL doesn't have a tracker, ZDNet doesn't, and neither does any phone company. There's simply no such thing.

👶Bruce Delburg: if you have a heart

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: I'll continue smashing this type of cruel chain letter hoax to try helping others not to get their hearts broken needlessly, or to help those who have, avoid repeat performances.

👶Bruce Delburg: you will send this.

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: You will not get your way with me. I do not take nicely to this dishonest, emotional coercive crap!

👶Bruce Delburg: but if you dont

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: I won't be contributing to your mean-spirited game.

👶Bruce Delburg: i will be praying for you

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Don't give me that. Two-month-olds don't pray. They only care about getting fed, sleeping, and being comfortable.

👶Bruce Delburg: but a BIG thank you goes out to everyone that sends this out.

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Yeah I'll just bet. "Thank ays suckas! Y'all fell for it neener neener neener ha ha ha ha ha!"

I'll thank you to crawl under a rock and never come out again.

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