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JTK Sucks 5

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Jeff the Killer

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16:51, March 11, 2015 Wesfett

Jeff the Killer

Wesfett

Crap.

Complete and utter crap.

Nothing more, nothing less.

But why is it so loved?Why is it so highly praised by people?

Is it because they're stupid eleven year-olds and it's the longest thing they've ever read so it has sentimental value to them?

Not even joking when I say this, but if you enjoy Jeff the Killer, you are stupid.

You have terrible taste, are too easily scared/amused, and probably think it's the coolest crap ever written.

Opinions?

Also, every spin-off ever is complete crap.

Another cancerous subject in the creepypasta community is the deviantart idiots who make stupid family photos of all the creepypastas and say Jeff is hot because they're edgy to-the-max.

1mercury grissom

Edited by Haley133 20:24, October 20, 2015

Ocean Elf: You just torpedoed your argument with that freaking stupid cancer meme! A trolling meme! Lose it! Kill it! Get it out of here!

Wesfett: If you disagree your opinion is to be disrespected and I would like to have you notified that your opinion is flaring dumb.

Ocean elf: If you invoke the "cancer" meme your post is to be considered trolling trash and I would like to have you notified that your idea is so overused and unoriginal, which makes it flaring dumb.

Wesfett

I'd like to see some of you try to argue against me so I can laugh as you make complete idiots of yourselves you flaring burlap-sack excuses for human beings-flaring communist walrus-looking flares.

07:30, September 14, 2013

Grammatik

Wrong board, but I agree with you. Support Support -

07:32, September 14, 2013

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Adamcarl.castillo

This thread is just pathetic (considering the excessive number of swears) but I agree.

Edited by Adamcarl.castillo 07:41, September 14, 2013

CarcinoGenticist

Well, it is a pretty good pasta, t'was the first one I ever read, but its just overrated nowadays, I don't get why they are going crazy about it.

07:34, September 14, 2013

Ocean Elf: It's tripe.

Wesfett

reply to #5

That's why I said I was half-joking to make it seem like I was a raging d***he-nozzle.

07:46, September 14, 2013

Ocean elf: You're really annoying me. Shut it!

SOMEGUY123

I agree, Jeff the Killer sucks, but what's more annoying are the 12-16 year old fangirls! They always say crap like "OMG i love Jeff and i will mary him" and crap like that, seriously, that is just pathetic, they are ignoring everything logical. Even if Jeff was real (Yeah Right) He would be blind, mentally chalenged, and propably somewhere lying dead on the road considering that somone could easily gough his eyes out with their bare hand.

In other words, the fangirls are idiotic morons, the guy who wrote the story atlest tried, and, the story throws logic out the window.

Read 1999 or something, that has the least cliches, is very interesting, and actually uses logic.

Edited by SOMEGUY123 12:31, September 14, 2013

Ocean Elf: That and Jeff is so hung up on his own *cough* "beauty" *cough* that I just don't see him as being interested in any fangirl in the slightest, unless he gets a sudden surge of hormones that causes him to want to get off on whatever's handy. But Sesseur is not comfortable with the sexual things the fangirls are writing about JTK.

TheForbiddenKiller

dude.....I totally agree with you man, just look at all those people just saying piece of craps about Jeff....I mean really, espically fangirls...it soooo childish when they're say like "OMG it's jeff the killer!!!" and blah blah.....and dude seriously it's not much of a big deal!12:29, September 14, 2013

XrayLazer123

yeah... Jeff the Killer would be hunted down by the authorities...and Its getting old

13:10, September 14, 2013

Jenny the Killer

It's not that people actually think it's scary,cause honestly it isn't, but people like different things. It's what makes a person unique. If you think you can call people stupid for liking something that you don't then, I'm sorry but, you're the stupid one. It's just a story. If you don't like it then fine but don't make those,who do, feel bad.

14:41, September 14, 2013

Ocean Elf: If fangirls like you can spout their pro-Jeff gushy gunk all over the place, people who oppose it have every right to express their opinions and feelings. and your handle makes me wince. It screams Jeff Mary Sue.

SOMEGUY123

Um, seriously? Not telling our opinions makes it better? I'm sorry but, You. Don't. Know. What. Your. Talking. About.

14:44, September 14, 2013

Jenny the Killer

I'm not saying don't say your opinion. I'm asking you not call people stupid for liking something you don't. Doing that just lowers yourself to that of an internet troll. Everyone is entitled to they're opinion. But no one has the right to degrade someone else.

14:48, September 14, 2013

Ocean Elf: Not quite, not in this case anyway. It's one thing to not be into the same things. It's a whole other thing, stupid, actually, to crush on a twisted sadistic character who would cheerfully carve your family up and enjoy making you witness it, then spill your guts or set you on fire.

What is trollish is sticking "cancer" into everything.

SOMEGUY123

Also, whoever likes Jeff has a bad taste in pastas!

And i don't care if my opinion makes anyone feel bad, it's my opinion and i can say it out loud whenever i want.

14:49, September 14, 2013

Ocean Elf: Even among creepy pastas, Jeff is bad. That's saying something.

FlakyPorcupine

I agree, but other overrated pastas like Sonic.exe, Cupcakes and Dead Bart make Jeff the Killer look Shakespeareon.

14:55, September 14, 2013

Ocean Elf: No, they're all utter trash.

SOMEGUY123

reply to #13

I never called anyone stupid, i just said the Fangirls are morons for believing that they will find Jeff and he will love them. They are just pathetic.

15:01, September 14, 2013

Wesfett

SomeGuy, you are absolutely right.

Sonic.exe and BEN are two horrific (not good kind) pastas.

17:38, September 14, 2013

Zyranne

Support Support - Totally agree. In my opinion, it's the Jeff fangirls that gives the Creepypasta fanbase a bad rap.20:22, September 14, 2013

Ocean Elf: They are the biggest part of the irritation. Without them, Jeff would've faded into obscurity long ago, where it belongs.

NeveRsLeePwitHme

Err...

How the he|| did I get from watching porn, then cute videos on YouTube, and finally this? Anyways sure I agree.

21:20, September 14, 2013

Ocean Elf: Outa here, NOW! *takes after porn-loving troll with a club and chases it out the door*

Wesfett

reply to #19

I was actually expecting a lot of people to disagree.

Good to know my peers are not eleven.

21:34, September 14, 2013

Masked Hero Z

I agree with this, though I would like to point out: Without these popular, cliched, overused pastas, we really wouldn't have a fanbase to speak of. No one would really become interested in creepypasta without the fanfare the likes of Jeff and Slenderman have given it, and yes it did get out of hand with the rabid fan-girls, and the spin-offs/rip-offs; also the shipping (Dear Hamgod the shipping e_e).Jeff is not a good read, I can name countless pastas on this site alone that make it pale in comparison. However, it's cemented in our creepypasta culture, but we don't really have to acknowledge/like that fact.

22:00, September 14, 2013

Ocean Elf: Which just goes to show what I've been saying all along, crap and crap fandoms go hand in hand.

SOMEGUY123

You know, the pasta that put this site on the map was Squidward's Suicide. And slenderman was actually created in the Somethingawefull forums, NOT here.

22:07, September 14, 2013

Ocean Elf: Another cruddy one. I hate "lost episode" ones, especially when they take a show that's meant for all ages, and put it into such twisted tales. Any kid could happen on this hogwash.

Sloshedtrain

reply to #22

Not really. Sure, Squidward's Suicide was a big contribution but not the only reason the wiki got popular. And no one is debating that Slenderman came from the wiki because it didn't and mostly everyone knows that.

22:14, September 14, 2013

SOMEGUY123

reply to #23

I know, i should've read the whole thing. XD

22:22, September 14, 2013

Superplankofdeath

i agree jeff is a terrible pasta

16:27, September 15, 2013

RaptorHands

Jeff's pasta makes no sense.

I mean really,how did his clothes/hair not burn off when he was on fire?wtf.

Edited by RaptorHands 18:54, September 15, 2013

TheForbiddenKiller

reply to #17

bro, I actually don't get what so scary about ben....i mean sonic is pretty scary but I just get how ben is.....

20:05, September 15, 2013

RaptorHands

I know.BEN is just a Statue of Elegy who glitched out a game.

20:38, September 15, 2013

Jeff blalock

man you don't have to be a ass about it people have diffrent openions.

03:29, September 16, 2013

CreepyStoriesRUs

I understand you said you were exaggerating your tone, but do you need to go this far on your own opinion? Sure, it does defy some logic, but that doesn't mean you have to say spin-offs are stupid and fangirls are imbeciles. Next time, would you please keep this to yourself?

20:58, September 16, 2013

Ocean elf: No. Because spinoffs are annoying and stupid, and fangirls are childish, idiotic, and just plain sick.

SOMEGUY123

I'm saying my opinion, RUs. As i said before, I DON'T CARE WHAT ANYONE THINKS OF MY OPINION. It's mine and i'll stick to it. Freedom of the speech, ever heard of that?

Also, i never said spinoffs are stupid, but now that i think of it, i don't like them, i mean, can't someone think of OC? Spinoffs suck, i prefer OC.

Edited by SOMEGUY123 21:11, September 16, 2013

Masked Hero Z

reply to #31

I believe RUs was complaining about Wesfett's post and not yours, Someguy. Explaining the whole "I didn't say anything about spin-offs" thing.

Edited by Masked Hero Z 21:53, September 16, 2013

SOMEGUY123

reply to #32

Whoops, i've been an idiot latey. XD

21:49, September 16, 2013

JeffTheKillerFan

I agree that the story is overatted, but the story is interesting though. But fangirls just get on my nerves! lol But i do agree with you wesfet... if i spelled that right but you dont have to exaggerate your opinion, im just saying because when you say "If you disagree your stupid." Because that kind of sounds rude, because not everyone is going to agree. But yes the story is overatted, still an interesting one though but i wouldnt say the greatest. (:

00:39, September 17, 2013

Ocean Elf: But you're a Jeff fan. Being seriously annoyed at fandoms is not exaggerating an opinion. It's having a justifiable one.

CreepyStoriesRUs

reply to #34

Your name is JeffTheKillerFan and you are saying that it isn't the greatest. Well, I would say it is an original creepypasta, but it defies too much logic to even be considered something that could happen.

20:36, September 17, 2013

CPLR

When I was young I hated Jeff, I fangirled Slender

22:12, September 17, 2013

Ocean Elf: "When I was young, I wasn't stupid over Jeff. I was stupid over Slender Man." Stupid is stupid.

Sloopernicus

reply to #35

I wouldn't say the story's original at all. JTK just took a common theme (someone gets messed with, then getting their revenge somehow) and tried to creepify it by having all the burning, young thugs, acting crazy, killing everyone, etc. It just tried to hard at being crazy and scary.

As for the popularity, if you look at the pictures and fan art people draw of JTK, he looks like he'd be the singer for an emo band. I'd be willing to bet that many of JTK fans (especially the female fans) are really into the emo bands that wear hoodies and mascara and stuff.

22:19, September 17, 2013

CreepyStoriesRUs

I know he took a common theme and "zalgofied" it, but other than that he came up with it. I agree, though, he looks like someone from KISS or some emo band. What I don't get is the creator putting that much gore and stupid ideas into it to make it seem creepy. A creepypasta does not need gore to be perfect, it just needs that feeling you get at the end, as if someone or something is watching you. The best creepypastas do not contain gore, such as Ted the Caver, for example. I don't get how people like Jeff the Killer all because it has gore, a freak fire accident, and a psychopath who cut his eyes out. I mean, who needs a guy like that to be creeped out. That is why I joined, so I could show people the true meaning of a creepypasta.

Edited by CreepyStoriesRUs 22:35, September 17, 2013

Ocean Elf: There will never be such thing as a perfect creepy pasta. But another point was just brought up, about this whole "Somebody's watching me" thing. That's so overdone in these things, and absolutely none work on me.

SOMEGUY123

reply to #38

Exactly! I like the story 1999. I does NOT contain ANY blood gore or violence. It's Very interesting and creepy. THAT is a good pasta.

22:39, September 17, 2013

Ocean Elf: Trust me to find something wrong with it.

JeffTheKillerFan

Yes the story is overatted but i like how that person thought of the story, a 13 year old going insane, killing everyone, carving a smile into his face and burning off his eyelids. The story has a little twist to it so thats what keeps it interesting. But im not saying thats the greatest story im just saying i like the idea.

01:17, September 18, 2013

Ocean Elf: I know, you find that kind of stupid crap "interesting"... *SMH*

Kill1mes

If this crap story gets so much fame, why are all my crap stories ignored?

12:02, September 18, 2013

Ocean Elf: that's the million dollar question. Lol.

SOMEGUY123

reply to #41

Because........ YOLO. XD

Or they are better than this piece of crap.

12:05, September 18, 2013

Kill1mes

Oh, so the worse the pasta, the more wide spread? That explains a lot.

Edited by Kill1mes 12:25, September 18, 2013

Ocean Elf: Mm-hmm.

Prince Weaver

Am I the only one here that has NEVER bothered to read JTK?

15:20, September 18, 2013

Heroark777

Wow this thread is really gay. Jeff the killer is a well written classic story. Whoever made this thread, your a complete dumbarse

(USER WAS BANNED FOR THIS POST)

Edited by ClericofMadness 15:40, September 18, 2013

Ocean Elf: And he/she should be banned. Stupid troll. Only children and the very immature use "gay" when they get sore over something.

Child Of Mantra

The first time I saw the jeff image was when my friend game me a link to a screamer and to be honest that image did freak me out a bit, but now that I have read the story it baffles me how popular it is. Also the jtk fangirl drawings are the second worst things I have ever seen.

15:25, September 18, 2013

Superplankofdeath

reply to #46

and whats the worst? (:

16:31, September 18, 2013

Ocean Elf: Slender Man. Laughing Jack. Salt. Jeff. Jane. Hm, I can't decide.

Child Of Mantra

reply to #47

I don't think I'm even allowed to talk about that here.

18:25, September 18, 2013

CreepyStoriesRUs

reply to #40

Oh, I understand that. Seriously, though, carving a smile is a cliche from The Joker and going insane and killing people is a really major cliche around here.

19:50, September 18, 2013

Mirai Ender

I am personally a fan of JTK, but I am painfully aware of its faults.

I blame the fangirls for ruining a story.

16:48, March 11, 2015

Ocean Elf: It was already crap to start with, but the fangirls secured its permanent place down among the lowest depths of the trash heap of shame.

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