🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Argh!
🤦🏽♀️BP: Uorrgg…*headdesk* Yeesh, one o' these?
👦🏻Meme: 16 things girls dont notice -chain mail-
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Oh yay...
🤦🏽♀️BP: Oh, goodie, just let me put my whole weekend on hold to gush over this wonderful drip...*rolls eyes*
👦🏻Meme: 1) Guys may be flirting around all day, but before they go to sleep they always think about the girl they truly care about
🤦🏽♀️BP: Right...if a guy really cared about a girl, why would he be flirting with a bunch of other girls? To make her jealous? If that is the case, he's an immature schmuck. And how would a girl notice that? We're not mind-readers, pal!
And another point. If the guy isn't flirtin' about to make a girl jealous, then he's not any kind of guy a respectable girl would want to be with!
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: If they "truly care about" one girl, they won't flirt around with other girls. Got it?
Next, how's a girl supposed to notice a guy's night time thoughts? It isn't as if girls are mindreaders or that guys emit some kind of tangible signal that's supposed to be noticeable to other people every time they think about some girl before going to sleep. I mean, their heads don't light up a building or cause thunder and lightning or something so the girl and the whole locale becomes aware this guy's thinking...
More to the point, who cares? If he flirts around all day, merely thinking about one girl at night isn't going to excuse or cancel that out.
👦🏻Meme: 2) Guys are more emotional then you think if they loved you at one point it takes them a lot longer then you think to let you go, and it hurts every second that they arent with you
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Uh, point being?
🤦🏽♀️BP: Wow, the lack of punctuation...it BURNS...
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Look, if there's a breakup, I would assume there's more than enough hurt wallopping both of them at once, so neither one is likely to "notice" the hurt the other one's going through unless they actually get together and talk about it and try to work things out. Yeah, romance gone bad, sucks for anyone who really felt love. Not exactly rocket science.
And, that's not a guy specific thing. That's a personality specific thing. Some people get over things faster than others do, that's just a fact.
👦🏻Meme: 3) Guys go crazy over a girl's smile ( :
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Erm, okayeeeees...How's a girl supposed to notice that unless the guy shows outer signs of going crazy every time she smiles at him? Even if she did notice, what's she supposed to do about it? I'd opt for running away as fast as I could unless I really liked the guy.
🤦🏽♀️BP: So...how would a girl notice that? Does the boy just scream "Squueeeeeee! I love your smile! My PRECIOUS!" Um, creepy...run.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Lol!
👦🏻Meme: 4) A guy who likes you wants to be the only guy you talk to
🤦🏽♀️BP: Uh, possessive much? That's not healthy for anyone involved! And it's CREEPY!
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: BLECH! Had that experience before! Don't want to go through it again!
👦🏻Meme: 5) Giving a guy a hanging message like "You know what uh...never mind....." would make him jump to a conclusion that is far from what you are thinking and he'll assume he did something wrong and he'll obsess about it trying to figure it out
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Maybe, but girls can be just as bad for that. Get a life. Anyway, a girl ain't gonna notice this is going on in a guy's head unless he actually tries talking to her about it...
🤦🏽♀️BP: Uh, you are aware that girls do that too, right? Just making sure, since you seem to miss so many other obvious details.
👦🏻Meme: 6) If a guy tells you about his problems, he just needs someone to listen to him. you don't need to give advice
🤦🏽♀️BP: How would a girl notice that? And that's not just a guy thing. Sometimes, people just want someone to listen to them.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Where does "notice" come into this? Anyway, ditto for girls. This trait isn't gender-specific.
👦🏻Meme: 7) A usual act that proves that the guy likes you is when he teases you.
🤦🏽♀️BP: No, it proves that he's a doofus.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: It proves nothing other than he's an insufferable annoying jerk. If guys think this is a way of showing they like girls, it is them who need to take notice of the fact they're going about it all wrong and will only get themselves utterly despised.
👦🏻Meme: 8) GUYS LOVE YOU MORE THEN YOU LOVE THEM!
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: You've just insulted the female gender! So you think guys are more capable of love just because they are guys? Bulltosh!
And again, where does "notice" come into this?
🤦🏽♀️BP: Oh, wow! How insulting can you get? The gender doesn't determine how much you love someone! It's the individual people involved! Idiot!
👦🏻Meme: 9) Guys use words like hot or cute to describe girls. They rarely use beautiful or gorgeous. If a guy uses that, he loves you or likes you a whole heck of a lot.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Whatever words he uses, if I don't like him back, my reaction is to run away, regardless. I don't want to be "hot" "beautiful" "sexy" "gorgeous" etc. to anyone. If a guy says something meant to flatter me, he and I better be already mutually in love. Otherwise, get lost!
🤦🏽♀️BP: H'm! I personally find it creepy if someone just starts complementing like that. For instance, a brief net acquaintance of mine. We had a mutual interest in Transformers, got to talking, and before I knew it, he's dropping comments like "By the way, you're a very beautiful woman." Uh, major creep-fest! Needless to say, our acquaintance-ship did not last long.
👦🏻Meme: 10) If the guy does something stupid in front of the girl, he will think about it for the next couple days or until the next time he spends time with you
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: And I'm supposed to notice his thoughts again? Or the actual stupid thing he did? And as if girls don't also think similarly when they louse up in front of a guy they like, please...
🤦🏽♀️BP: Some people are like that, it's not a guys only thing!
👦🏻Meme: 11) When a guy looks at you for longer than a second, he's definitely thinking something
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Oh, right, let me guess, he wishes you would care about him and wonders if you do, like in the "When a girl/guy" chain letter I suppose...
🤦🏽♀️BP: Or, he's zoned out and is just staring in your direction. You're putting meaning into things that probably have no meaning!
👦🏻Meme: 12)A guy would give the world to be able to read a girl's mind for a day
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Probably some girls would do likewise. Anyway, how's "noticing" this supposed to work?
🤦🏽♀️BP: And how does the world feel about this, huh? What gives that guy the right to hand over the world for temporary mind-reading abilities? At any rate, that's another non-guy specific thing, and has nothing to do with noticing.
👦🏻Meme: 13)No guy can handle all his problems on his own He's just too stubborn to admit it
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Ditto for some girls, anyway, how can a girl "notice" something a guy can't admit?
🤦🏽♀️BP: Um...how does one notice something that isn't admitted?
👦🏻Meme: 14)NOT ALL GUYS ARE RUDE! Just because ONE is RUDE doesn't mean he represents ALL of them
🤦🏽♀️BP: No, really!? Wow, you deserve a Nobel Prize for that!
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: DUH! No freaking kidding! You've just graduated from idiot to dunce!
👦🏻Meme: 15) WHEN A GUY SACRIFICES HIS SLEEP AND HEALTH JUST TO TALK TO YOU, HE REALLY LIKES YOU AND WANTS TO BE WITH YOU AS MUCH AS POSSIBLE
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: I suppose that would be pretty noticeable, and utterly creepy into the bargain! Obsess much? Ewww, get away!
🤦🏽♀️BP: Um...ew. That would be noticeable. Obsession isn't healthy, and if a guy is sacrificing sleep and health, he's just going to get himself sick, possibly seriously sick.
👦🏻Meme: 16) Even if you dump a guy months ago and he loved you he probably still does and if he had one wish it would be you to come back into his life
🤦🏽♀️BP: Broken record...broken record...broken record... Have I made my point yet?
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Um didn't you sort of cover that back in about number 2? Anyway, if I dump someone, it's his problem if he can't get over me. Just because one is hurt doesn't mean the other should be forced to go back to them just to soothe their feelings and pride or whatever. Pity is no substitute for love. If things don't work out, they don't work out. These stupid chains never seem to realize that it's just as punishing to be obsessed about as it is to be rejected. Nobody should be made to stay with someone they don't love.
👦🏻Meme: -Everything said in this bulletin is true
🤦🏽♀️BP: Bull.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: For you, maybe, but don't apply those sweeping generalizations to all guys and all girls and expect me to believe it.
👦🏻Meme: -Ladies, if u don't repost this within 1 hr then you will lose the guy of your dreams
🤦🏽♀️BP: Uh, wouldn't I have to HAVE a guy of my dreams to lose him? Moron...
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: ROTF! Huge loss - of nothing!
👦🏻Meme: -Guys, if you don't repost this in 1 hr then you will lose the girl of your life
🤦🏽♀️BP: Girl of your life...? Well, that's stupid.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: So let me get this straight. Guys live in dreams, girls live in life? Anyway, there's nothing you can do to break up any couple who doesn't forward this laughable pile of junk!
👦🏻Meme: REPOST AS : 16 things girls won't notice You!
🤦🏽♀️BP: Nah. mangled.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: You know what uh...never mind.....It's just been mangled!
Hahahahahahahaha!
Over and out.
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