Taken from a site that no longer seems to be there. Edited and much improved to get rid of the occasionally tasteless trash Cha-Chee sprinkled throughout. Updated to include the problem with social network meme re-shares too.
* * *
🗣"Re: Fwd: Fwd: Fwd: ..."
By Cha-Chee
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
🗯-Ok, most of us know better than to believe that Bill Gates will send us several thousand dollars for forwarding e-mail which he doesn't know we have been sent. And almost all of us know that in actuality, there is no poor young boy born without a head who will receive five cents every time you forward a certain message...
But even so, these types of messages still get sent every day, and there is really only one thing we can do about it: write nasty letters back. It only takes one traumatizing letter to stop a gullible mailbox filler. However, sometimes writing that letter can be hard to do, or sometimes it just doesn't come across hateful enough. That is why I wrote this unforgiving letter, complete with those annoying little greater than symbols. So, if you ever get e-feces in your mailbox from somebody, just copy this message and send it back to them.
--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
-I know this is true!!!
Tell your friends!!!
-I heard this is true from Cha-Chee himself!!! Just ask him!!!
In a recent TRUE survey, REAL researchers and INTERNET SCIENTISTS found out that gullibility is slowly but surely declining among internet users. People are beginning to THINK and even REASON when evaluating the content of the mail they receive, as opposed to mindlessly assuming that the message they received is true simply because they like the person that sent it to them.
In order to keep the endless stream of brainless babble on the internet at prime levels, Bill Gates, Microsoft, Guinness, Hollywood, Disney, The ACLU, CNN, UPS, the Cancer Society, the CDC, The U.S. president, congress, AOL, MSN, Yahoo, Myspace, Facebook, Twitter Inc. and the Church of the Chain Letter Angels have all teamed up to "Keep the public irretrievably stupid." Their initial plan was to make people think that they will receive money, prizes, good luck, or that they will even get to help out their fellow man by ticking off their friends with lots of forwards. Although this has worked to some degree, it has not kept the public stupid enough to maintain desirable profit margins for any of the parties involved.
It is because of this failure that they have resorted to their back up plan.
They are all going to put their heads together and REALLY FOR REALLY REAL, LIKE REALLY ACTUALLY make an e-mail and social network post that can be tracked. If you forward this new special message(Which will be full of promises, and warnings about viruses and killers and sappy melodrama), they will have your address sent to CHA-CHEE'S HOUSE, and he will come over to YOUR HOUSE with a BAT. Cha-Chee will then BEAT THE crap OUT OF YOUR COMPUTER WITH HIS BAT AND TAKE YOUR MONEY!!!
And if you try to use the plea "But you know I only send the good/funny ones," not only do all your "friends" secretly already hate you, but Cha-Chee will personally tatoo your forehead with "Shoot me, I'm an idiot!" in big bold red letters!
The Moral of this story is that nobody likes stupid people. Be smart! Stop sending chain letters in email or reposting social network memes!
Comment options: