This jack comes in two flavours. Candle Jack, and Eyeless Jack.
Candle Jack is a meme created by the lovelies down at 4chan/b/etc again, from some cartoon.
The meme goes that the hoaxers write a sentence with "Candle Jack" in it and are interrupted, terminated, as if Candle jack made them write his name and then snuffed them out, I guess.
*rolling eyes* Utter obnoxious small-minded stupidity, but then what do you expect from juvenile trolls?
Eyeless Jack is also a creepypasta, so another one from that illustrious lot of folks, and among some of the creepypastas featured on Scary4kids.
Let's cook some creepy pasta.
😓Mitch: Hello, my name is Mitch.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Hey Mitch, just call me Ocean.
😓Mitch: I’m here to tell you guys about an experience I had.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: "you guys' There's only one of me.
😓Mitch: I don’t know if it was paranormal or whatever stupid words people use to describe supernatural phenomena,
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Uh, Mitch, it's not the word that's stupid.
😓Mitch: but after that thing visited me, I believe in that paranormal trash, now.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Yeah, like you sound so convincing… *Sarcasm up full volume*
😓Mitch: A week after I moved in with my brother, Edwin, after my house was foreclosed,
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: There was a stupid ghost with no eyes trying to scare you out of it, and his name was jack. Right? *Rolling eyes*
😓Mitch: I finished unpacking. Edwin liked the idea of me moving in, since we had not seen each other after 10 years,
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Eh? After ten years and there's like no awkwardness at all with your just moving in? I'm not buying that.
😓Mitch: so I was excited, too. I soon fell asleep after I moved in.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Yeah, well, moving's a tiring business.
😓Mitch: After that 1 week, I heard rustling noises coming from outside at about one in the morning. I thought it was a raccoon, so I ignored and tried to fall asleep.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Probably Jack's friend Jeff. His ringed eyes and all that.
😓Mitch: The next morning, I told Edwin about it, and he agreed.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: *Yawn*
😓Mitch: The next night, however, I thought I heard my window opening and a loud thump, as if something entered my room.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: One afternoon, I had dozed off, only to start awake, thinking someone had just barrelled into my room because of all the wild thumping noises. Know what it was? A sparrow flew in through the window and was franticly trying to find the way back out. I caught it on the sill and held it for a little while before setting it free. That was an unexpected delightful experience to get that up close and personal with a little wild bird.
😓Mitch: I darted up and looked around my room, but I saw nothing.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Because you were dreaming.
😓Mitch: The next morning, Edwin dropped his coffee cup when he saw me. He held up a nearby mirror and I saw myself. I had a large gash in my left cheek.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: gosh, that must've been some sleepwalking, dude. I have heard of people falling out of bed and hurting themselves during sleepwalking.
😓Mitch: After I was rushed to the hospital, my doctor told me that I must have been sleepwalking,
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Your doctor would've got that right.
😓Mitch: but then he showed me something that made my blood turn cold. He lifted up my shirt to reveal a sewn up incision where my kidneys were.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Yeah right, the bogus kidney theft thing has been thoroughly debunked. You wouldn't be in such great shape, as in, able to walk around like nothing if you had a kidney removed the night before.
😓Mitch: I started in his eyes, my eyes widening.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: You "started" to do what in his eyes?
😓Mitch: “You somehow lost your left kidney last night. We don’t know how, though. Sorry, Mitch.” my doctor told me.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: If the doctor can't explain the supposed incision, how does s/he know it's a stolen kidney? You didn't wake up in the usual setting the hoax lays out, and you didn't wake up in the hospital, you were at your bro's having coffee with him that morning, so this story is even more cobbled together than earlier mutations.
😓Mitch: The next night was my breaking point. Around midnight,
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Oh yes, it's always at midnight when stuff happens, right… *Rolling eyes*
😓Mitch: I woke up to see a truly horrifying sight. I was staring face to face with a creature with a black hoodie and dark blue mask with no nose or mouth staring down at me.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: So, Blue-mask Jack's mask had no nose or mouth? Or else it hid Jack's own.
😓Mitch: The thing that scared me the most was that it had no eyes. Just empty, black sockets.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Another Gary stu. weird eyes, no eyes, eyes that look like endless soulless black depths are all signs that Mary Sue or Gary Stu has entered the building.
Whatever, so, jack has no eyes, no nose, no mouth, I suppose he's just a Slender Man wanna-be, with a slightly different preference in clothing. *Rolling eyes*
😓Mitch: The creature also had some black substance dripping from it’s sockets.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: The doofus probably tried to drink black tea with his eyes - I mean - sockets, instead of his mask non-mouth.
😓Mitch: I grabbed the camera nearby on a mantel and took a picture. After the picture took, the creature lunged at me and tried to claw open my chest to get to my lungs.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: And just how did he manage that? Claw through the window and wall first? You're supposed to be in bed, and unless you specifically said the creature was right in the room with you, I assumed you meant you saw him through the window, since you had thought you heard it opening the last time you had a nasty sleepwalk incident.
😓Mitch: I stopped it by kicking it in the face. As I ran out of my room, I grabbed my wallet. I would need the money. I ran out of my brother’s house into the night.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Leaving your brother to get his kidneys and lungs ripped out, I suppose. Real nice.
😓Mitch: I eventually ended up in the woods near Edwin’s house and tripped on a rock.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: So you ran from your brother's house into the woods near your brother's house. Sure…Makes sense…
😓Mitch: I fell unconscious and woke up in the hospital.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: What a klutz.
😓Mitch: My doctor entered the room. The same one who treated me before. “I have good news and bad news, Mitch.” my doctor started. “The good news is that you had minor injuries, and your parents are going to pick you up.” I sighed with relief.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: And let me guess. The bad news is Edwin got killed.
😓Mitch: “The bad news is that your brother has been killed by some… thing. Sorry.”
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: *Facepalm* So predictable!
😓Mitch: My parents took me back to Edwin’s house to collect my remaining belongings, which I did. Upon entering my room, I was scared, but remained calm. I grabbed my camera then stopped dead in my tracks. In the hallway leading to my room, I saw Edwin’s body and something small lying next to it. I picked up the small thing and entered my parent’s car, not mentioning Edwin’s corpse. I looked at the thing I had picked up and nearly vomited. I was holding my stolen half-eaten kidney, with some black substance on it.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Eww, gross! But how would you know it was YOUR kidney? How would you even know it was a human organ at all? Suppose it was a pig's kidney… Just saying'. You don't strike me as an expert in biology.
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