She is a creepy pasta and a huge Mary Sue with no logic, bad attitude, and a thirst for killing. Other characters either pussy-foot around her, or coddle her to a sickening degree.
Jane The Killer Richardson was once a 5-foot-9 platinum blonde with ice blue eyes, with hair and eyes supposedly changed to black and skin to Jadis white by liquid hate. She supposedly got super human strength and eyesight. She can self-heal and regenerate limbs, she knows parkour, and she can shape-shift, supposedly. She can also stop anyone from shooting her, but she herself is supposedly unstoppable.
Twenty-five other people died of liquid hate in the FBCIA's search for the "perfect" person, and she was it. She also has the cleanest blood around.
She smokes Virginia Slim cigarettes. She likes orange juice, and she makes pomegranate pancake syrup, which she somehow managed to get the I-Hop restaurant she worked at as a waitress, to serve. Oh, and she also answers the phone over there.
And she kills innocent people in the most gory ways imaginable, while pretending they are all Jeff The Killer, because she hasn't caught Jeff, and she would also like to beat Jeff to the killing. If she thinks Jeff is planning to strike a certain house, she does what she can to get their first and cheat Jeff out of his rotten idea of a great time.
So who is this abominable piece of work?
Jane Richardson, AKA Jane The Killer!
Let's mangle!
MrAngryDog: Jane Richardson
Statistics and background of Jane the Killer
by MrAngryDog, Jun 29, 2012, 8:46:55 AM
Jane the Killer
In-Story information
Classification: Mass Murderer
Signature weapon: Machetes
Stomping grounds: Downtown at night
Summary: Unstoppable serial killer created by the U.S. Government...
Ocean Elf: 1 "Unstoppable" says this character is a Mary Sue who needs to have her powers and ego trimmed.
2. A - serial killer... Created by the US government...? what the...? Heck??? Anyone else see all sorts of wrong with this idea?
This is as ludicrous as the idea that the government set up a special killing room for Clarissa.
Governments in the civilized world just don't do this sort of thing. Creating a serial killer, that would be the very last thing and the utter most irresponsible thing a US government could do to its own country.
MrAngryDog: Name: Jane Richardson
Height (approx.) 5 ft. 9 inches
Weight (approx.) 132 lbs
D.O.B: 1st September 1985
P.O.B: Orange County, California
Present Age: 27 years old
Ocean Elf: So that means the article was written back in 2012 after Sept 1. Or 2013 before Sept. 1.
MrAngryDog: Father: Bruce Tod Richardson
Mother: Paula Richardson (nÊe Engel)
Siblings: Jessie Richardson (sister)
Ocean Elf: I do not know if "Jessie" is her full name or if it's short for "Jessica" or "Jessalyn".
MrAngryDog: Last sighting: Van Nuys, Los Angeles
Body count: 211 People
Ocean Elf: Yep, she needs to be ended.
MrAngryDog: 1 boom box playing Gangsta Rap
Ocean Elf: *Frown* So annoying!
MrAngryDog: 1 ambulance
Ocean Elf: Why? She's interested in killing, not saving people.
MrAngryDog: 1 low-rider
1 computer
1 giant TV
Ocean Elf: And a lot of cash, which she probably stole from everybody she killed. *Scowl*
MrAngryDog: 1 Jeff the killer fan shrine
Ocean Elf: *Sneer*
MrAngryDog: 7 occupied tents
Ocean Elf: Occupied with what?
MrAngryDog: 1 guard dog
Ocean Elf: Why would she need it with all her supposedly super human powers?
MrAngryDog: Jeff the Killer's childhood home
Ocean Elf: So, she just - moves in after he kills his parents... *Sneer* Yeah, it makes no sense that she would acquire that house, especially when she's in Orange County California and Jeff's home was in New Jersey.
MrAngryDog: Jeff fangirl convention
Ocean Elf: No kidding. *Grimace*
MrAngryDog: Background:
Jane was born in a sleepy little suburb of Orange County, California to Bruce and Paula Richardson. A very sweet child, loving daughter, and caring sister,
Ocean Elf: Who turned into anything but.
MrAngryDog: Jane made a promise to her family that they would be avenged if anything happened to them as far as someone hurting them was concerned.
Ocean Elf: wow, what a pleasant dinner conversation that must've been.
Jane: I, Jane Richardson, do solemnly swear that I will avenge anybody who hurts you should anything happen to you. I will tear their guts out.
Other family member: Uh, where did that come from?
Jane: Just saying'.
Rest of family goes silent, exchanging uneasy looks as if wondering if Jane knows something will happen to them in the future.
Yeah, weird.
MrAngryDog: By 1997, when Jane was 12-years-old, she was constantly made fun of in school because of her sexual orientation
Ocean Elf: *Rolling eyes* Gotta make sure to include a PC agenda into it somewhere.
Kids are always using "Gay/fag/les" at that age, they do grow out of that when they're out of school.
MrAngryDog: and got caught making out with a cute girl during recess.
Ocean Elf: Homo or hetero, that kind of behaviour would and should've got her in trouble. Too bad so sad, Jane, but school is no place for that kind of behaviour, and 12 is way too young anyway. making out? What trampy behaviour for twelve-year-olds. Yeah, I know they are probably wanting to - experiment - at that age, with puberty setting in and all that, but, really? The school would be within their right to stop it happening on their property.
Sweet child my foot.
MrAngryDog: The girl that Jane was amorously infatuated with noticed two bullies--
Ocean Elf: Ah yes, always with the bullies, gotta have bullies, oh, whatever would a story be without the cliche bullies?
MrAngryDog: a couple of mean girls giving Jane a hard time
Ocean Elf: No duh! That's generally all bullies ever do.
MrAngryDog: and she (the girl) shouted angrily at them to leave her alone, but didn't take her seriously.
Ocean Elf: Would it have been too hard to give the girl a name? Because this was a really awkward read.
And of course bullies never take people seriously. They live "for teh lulz" don'tcha know?
MrAngryDog: Jane had enough of being made fun of and made an example of her two tormentors.
Ocean Elf: Yeah, so NoName Girl didn't have to expend any effort trying to defend Jane, who could obviously take care of herself.
Notice the lack of a cheering section over here?
MrAngryDog: During the fight, Jane got a cut on her lip.
Ocean Elf: Oh, boo-hoo for her...
MrAngryDog: She glared at the two bullies ominously,
Ocean Elf: *Rolling eyes* Jeff and Jane have actually managed to turn "ominously" into "meaninglessly". They've overused 'ominous' so much that it's obnoxious and annoying.
MrAngryDog: wiped the blood from her lip, and licked it off her fingers.
Ocean Elf: So Jane showed she could lick her wounds. Who cares?
MrAngryDog: The fight continued until a nearby classroom was dispatched and teachers had to pull the girls away from each other.
Ocean Elf: Blah blah blah...
MrAngryDog: When Jane's family came to the school and the principle told them what happened, Mr. Richardson was outraged. Not at what had transpired, but because his daughter got made fun of and bullied around for being gay, and nobody in the school done nothing about it.
Ocean Elf: *Rolling eyes* So, obviously a family with an agenda to push and a scrappy brat that sluts it up at school and gets into fights. Lovely. Glad I don't know those folks.
MrAngryDog: The school was sued, and Jane was transferred to a different school who didn't care what sexual orientation you were.
Ocean Elf: How stupid is this? School is no place for exploring sexual orientation. A good school would've put a stop to any inappropriate behaviour no matter what the orientation. I hope Jane gets kicked out of this school and at this point, I don't care what for. She and her parents are the real bullies here.
MrAngryDog: They accepted you for you.
Ocean Elf: Awwwww, ain't that just so incredibly special? *Rolling eyes* Oh please.
MrAngryDog: By age 25, Jane had found work at a children's daycare center.
Ocean Elf: *Shock horror* That's one of the last places she should be working...
And it doesn't jive anyway. I'll get into that in a bit.
MrAngryDog: For two reasons: it paid good-- $9.22 an hour,
Ocean Elf: Yeah I'm sure money would've been the first reason for her... Her money from the 2002 blood donation deal must've dried up by 2010.
MrAngryDog: she loved children, and children loved her.
Ocean Elf: Because that's one of the quintessential traits of a Mary Sue... Even if the character has a slutty whiny school background and turns out to be a serial killer with a 200+ body count, in order to make a grab for a scrap of sympathy from the readers, gotta stick that "She loves children and they love her!" trope in there.
Not buying it.
Jane was still working at IHop in 2002 when she turned into Jane The Killer, and that was still 4, 6 or 9 years (depending on which Jeff story version you want to go with), before Jeff's ugly mug came on the scene.
So she'd hardly be chopping people up all night and loving on children all day.
MrAngryDog: Around 2010,
Ocean elf: That is still the year Jane is 25...
MrAngryDog: Jane's kid sister was about ready to graduate from high school
Ocean Elf: So we're not sure how old Jessie really is.
If she was 13 in 2002, she would be 21 in 2010, so, hard years of flunking through school?
If she was a normal graduation age in 2010, she would've only been around 9 back in 2002. But the liquid hate story says Jessie was 13 in 2002, and does not say anything about Jane moving up in the world from working at IHop to a day care centre before becoming Jane The Killer.
See the discrepancies?
MrAngryDog: until Jessie was brutally beaten by the popular girl for her not falling into the criteria of "cool kids."
Ocean Elf: Yeah right. Two uber bullied Sues in one family? And one girl, why the heck didn't Jessie do something about it? So Jane is da super tough broad and Jessie is the weakling damsel in distress? Oh, brother.
Or maybe Jessie actually did it to herself and blamed it on some girl she hated, painting her as "the bullying popular girl". This family is so screwed up that I can see any of them pulling that kind of crap. They sued a school for their brat's own bad behaviour and tried to pin it all on "bullies" before.
MrAngryDog: Jessie was admitted to the hospital's ICU and lapsed into a coma several weeks later.
Ocean Elf: Huh? No sense. All over supposedly one girl's beating - what did the girl use, a tire iron? And if Jessie was going to lapse into a coma for being so bad off, surely that would've happened almost immediately.
So, a family of angsty bullied Mary Sues. It's all a play for sympathy, but my sympathy well has run dry.
MrAngryDog: Jane, very heart-broken and devastated over what happened to her sister,
Ocean Elf: *Rolling eyes* Oh, so that was the point. "See, Jane doesn't just love children, she actually *gasp* CARES about her little kid sis too! See how sad she is when da bullies strike again and her sis is brought to the very brink of death!"
Uh, no...
MrAngryDog: stayed by her side until she recovered.
Ocean Elf: *Rolling eyes* "See Jane love kids. See Jane get sad about her poor unfortunate half-dead little sister. SEE JANE CARE DAY AND NIGHT!"
No.
MrAngryDog: If you are wondering how Jane got her powers, this should answer all your questions.
Ocean Elf: I never had questions other than - aw never mind...
MrAngryDog: Her powers were the result of a lab experiment.
Ocean Elf: Not cliche at all...
Read a continuation of this one about why Jane is a Mary Sue here.
Read the rest of Jane's liquid hate science experiment story along with its mangling here.
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