Aaaaaaaaagh! *Facepalm*
This stupid meme hails from that ever so illustrious site full of all things kind and good known as PeopleOfWalmart.com. It was reposted on myworkbreak.com as a third person narrative.
Title: FIRST & LAST DAY ON THE JOB
😈💩Memes1&3: So after landing my new job as a Wal-Mart greeter, a good find for many retirees, I lasted less than a day.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Of course, after all, it's Walmart again, where things are always going horribly wrong or absolutely amazingly amazing in these forwards.
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But I can't imagine you lasting much longer than a minute in any job with your big mouth.
😈💩Memes1&3: About two hours into my first day on the job
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: That's when the something utterly time-stopping happened to make this turn meme.
😈🤡💩Memes: a very loud, unattractive,
😈💩Memes1&3: mean-acting
🤡Meme2:
mean, nasty
😈🤡💩Memes: woman walked into
😈💩Memes1&3: the store
🤡Meme2: Wal-Mart
😈🤡💩Memes: with her two kids, yelling obscenities at them all the way through the entrance.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Because don'tcha know that only "ugly unattractive" people shop at Walmart and only "ugly unattractive" people are nasty mean-acting, loud, nasty, and only they swear at their kids. Yeah right. Can't possibly have some supposedly "pretty" "attractive" "beautiful" woman shopping at Walmart or cussing at her kids and causing a horrible scene in public, oh, no, that would just NEVER DO! *Facepalm* Gah!
This just ruined my freaking day!
I just don't get how in the world anybody could fall for this stuff! Especially someone as intelligent as the person who "shared" this thing with me. But it just goes to show that anyone can get taken in especially if they're nowhere near as jaded a netizen as I.
😈💩Memes1&3: I
🤡Meme2: The Wal-Mart Greeter
😈🤡💩Memes: said pleasantly, “Good morning and welcome to Walmart. Nice children you have there. Are they twins?’
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: And the creep-o-meter just went up.
😈🤡💩Memes: The ugly woman
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: *Scowl* Gotta make sure I know you think she's ugly and how appearance-obsessed you are.
😈🤡💩Memes: stopped yelling long enough to say, “Hell no, they
😈💩Memes1&3: ain’t
🤡Meme2: aren't.
😈💩Memes1&3: twins.
😈🤡💩Memes: The oldest
😈💩Memes1&3: one is
🤡Meme2: one's
😈🤡💩Memes: 9, and the other
😈💩Memes1&3: one is
🤡Meme2: one's
😈🤡💩Memes: 7. Why the hell would you think they’re twins? Are you blind, or just stupid?”
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Duh! There are 7 and 9 year olds that could pass for twins as far as size goes, and if they looked really alike. But nothing was ever said about these kids and their appearances… So - aw, whatever, skip it!
😈💩Memes1&3: So I replied,
😈🤡💩Memes: “I’m neither blind nor stupid, ma’am.
🤡Meme2: " replied the greeter. "
😈🤡💩Memes: I just couldn’t believe someone
😈💩Memes1&3: slept
🤡💩Memes2&3: would
🤡Meme2: sleep
💩Meme3: make a baby
😈🤡💩Memes: with you twice.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: *Headdesk* Like OMG that was so totally knee-slappin' HILARIOUS I forgot to laugh!
So, what was it that was such a turn-off, that she was "ugly" and "unattractive" to this drip or that she had a terrible tude?
If she looked like a supermodel and still had the same mouth, would this jerk even be thinking along that line?
Or maybe he/she (we never did get the so-called "greeter's" gender, but I'll assume it was a guy since it was an email re-share from a British chap), This poor excuse of a "greeter" would probably just assume that if the woman was acting that way and she was "pretty" that she was just on her period… Another overkilled stereotype attitude.
😈🤡💩Memes: Have a good day and thank you for shopping at Walmart.”
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Shut it!
😈💩Memes1&3: My supervisor said I probably wasn’t cut out for this line of work.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Duh, no crap. So here's the end of your story, you're fired! *Slam*
What else really bugs me about this is that the same people who thought this so-called greeter was so rip-roaring hilarious, would have my head rolling if I acted that way, in that exact situation. When a chain letter doofus stands up to an unbelievably over-stereotyped cliche contrived character, he gets "Hurrah! You da man! You give 'em hex! Way to go!" But if I did that, I'd get "Capri! You should be ashamed of yourself! You have disgraced yourself and embarrassed all of us who were once proud to know you! How will you ever keep a job, how will we ever live this embarrassment down? How could you!?"
OVER - AND - OUT!
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