I started going through group archives to see if there were any meme-mangles I missed. Sure enough, there's this one. A chain letter that gets mangled by one character and one author. All coming up.
😏Meme: Teen Prayer
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Argh!
😏Meme: Hey please pass this on it is a funny message to encourage teens everywhere!
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Uh, no, I don't perpetuate chain letters. Anyone who knows anything about me at all, would know at least that much.
😏Meme: send it to every one you know!
🧝♀️Ocean Elf:No way.
😏Meme: Thanks!
🧝♀️Ocean Elf:You're not welcome.
😏Meme: A Teen's Prayer
🧝♀️Ocean Elf:Oh brother! *Rolling eyes* Like, ARGH!
😏Meme: O Supreme Being, and I don't mean me;
🧝♀️Ocean Elf:Am I supposed to be laughing now?
😏Meme: Give me the vision to see my parents as human beings
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: You should've known that all along. It's this lack of vision that causes nutty creepy fangirls of utterly deranged fictional characters to try to kill their friends and family to please such characters.
😏Meme: because if they aren't what does that make me?
🧝♀️Ocean Elf:Duh, can't you figure anything out?
😏Meme: Give me vocabulary because the more I say "you know"
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: The more you drive people like me up the wall.
😏Meme: the less anyone does.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf:You know, that like, didn't even, like, make sense, you know...
😏Meme: Give me freedom from television, because I'm beginning to suspect it's trivial plots.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf:Suspect its plots of what, murder? And no, killing time doesn't count. Since when are you not free when watching TV? It's your choice, dumbbell!
😏Meme: Give me homework to keep me from flunking Free Time.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf:That is about the most incoherent attempt at an idea I've heard in a while. You can't flunk free time, genius. You can fail your courses, but you cannot flunk free time.
😏Meme: Give me a map of the world so I may see that this town and I are not the center of it.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf:If you want a map, go to the library and get it yourself. I'm using mine for - like you know, a REAL purpose!
😏Meme: Give me a love for books so that I can understand the choices facing me.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf:Hello, anybody in there? Since when do you need books to know you have choices and understand them? Are you that much of a jellyfish that you can't understand and form your own choices without the help of some book? And you didn't say what kind of book, what if someone gave you "Mein Kamf" or the communist manifesto?
😏Meme: Give me understanding that nobody ever grows up in a group so I may find my own way.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf:Huh? You grow up in groups all the time, and yes, they change all your life. Parents, siblings, friends, classmates, staff at the work place, other people at the work place depending on your job.
😏Meme: Give me limits so I will know I am loved.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf:Obviously you're not a teenager, but some adult trying to write this and be cute. Guess what? You're not succeeding.
😏Meme: And give me nothing I haven't earned so that my adolescence will not last forever.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf:Dude, chick...? Regardless of what you are or are not given, your adolescence will not last forever, it can't, that is a technical chronological impossibility. However, it is your choice to keep acting like an adolescent if you wish, but don't expect to get too far with that approach, and remember, it's your choice.
Instead of this silly little "Gimme gimme gimme" prayer, remember that gimme gimme never gets, and you won't get me forwarding this pathetic little hackjob.
😏Meme: Thank you Lord.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: *Frown* I thought you said it was a "supreme being" so which is it?
😏Meme: Amen.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Shut it.
Wondering where this "Hamgod" stuff comes from:
It was created by trolls waging a stupid guestbook war against a Mary Sue writer they hated.
Probably no one else couldn't come up with anything that stupid, but we can mock the heck out of it.