🙃Meme: THE BOYFRIEND AND GIRLFRIEND TEST
This is no joke. It works (from experience).
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: If you believe that, the joke's on you.
🙃Meme: DO NOT just delete this. DO WHAT IT SAYS!!!! FOR YOUR OWN LOVE LIFE'S SAKE!!!
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Go ahead and delete it. It's not going to magically give you a good love life. The twit who started the chain letter just wants people to send endless copies of it all over creation.
🙃Meme: Read this now or forever hold your peace.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Hello? Hold your peace refers to holding your tongue. Usually when a person is reading, they're not speaking, so this hold your peace phrase is in the wrong context and makes no sense.
🙃Meme: This is not just your ordinary chain letter.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: It's a chain letter, so there's nothing extraordinary about it.
🙃Meme: Every person you send it to, brings you more good luck. If you send it to no one, it will cause someone you like to hate you.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Just like every other chain letter that claims to do wonders for your life for passing it on and threatens you with curses and losses if you don't.
🙃Meme: If you send it to 1 person, your next relationship will have lots of fun times.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Wrong.
🙃Meme: If you send it to 2 people, you will get a secret admirer.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Double wrong.
🙃Meme: If you send it to 3 people, you'll get a date for the next school dance.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Wrong three times over. 1, it can't get you a date. 2. I'm not going to a school dance. 3. I'm not even in school.
🙃Meme: If you send it to 4 people, you'll meet the person of your dreams.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: There's no such thing as a person of my dreams. More to the point, no chain letter is going to blip such a person into existance.
🙃Meme: If you send it to 5 people, the guy or girl you met of your dreams will ask for your phone number.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: No piece of text I read can make some guy ask me for my phone number.
🙃Meme: If you send it to 8 people, your next relationship will be everlasting.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: No chain letter can make an ever lasting relationship. Who believes this junk?
🙃Meme: If you send it to 13 people, your boyfriend or girlfriend, will become totally faithful to you.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: I thought that was covered in the ever lasting relationship. Oh well, however it's worded, no chain letter can make a person be faithful.
🙃Meme: If you send it to 15 people, the person you have been crushing on for a very long time, will ask you out.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: I haven't been crushing on anyone and am not interested in being asked out. More to the point, no chain letter text is going to make some guy ask me out.
🙃Meme: If you send it to 18 people, your date for the next dance will ask you out.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: No chain letter can ever compell any date to ask me to any dance.
🙃Meme: If you send it to 20 people, you'll make out with your crush at a party..
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: No chain letter makes people lose control at parties. Besides I'm not into the party scene and sure as heck won't make out in public.
🙃Meme: If it can do that much sending it to 20 people, imagine what it will do if you send it to more.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Stop imagining and start realizing that this letter has no power other than fooling people into forwarding and posting it on their blogs, Face book, My space etc.
🙃Meme: The consequences:
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: In other words, the typical bull crap chain letter threats.
🙃Meme: If you do not send this letter to anybody, your life will suck!
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: I know, the loss of somebody I like, blah blah blah.
🙃Meme: -You have 5 days to send this letter to at least 1 person.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Actually I have all the time in the world to tear apart this idiotic piece of blather, ridiculing the moron who originated it and the fools who believe in it and pass it on.
🙃Meme: You can send this to as many people as you want to.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Nope, not gonna happen.
🙃Meme: I am warning you...do not just delete this letter.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Don't make me laugh. You can yell warning all you want, there is nothing you can do to me.
🙃Meme: -It is a new chain letter and we would like it to get sent around as quick as possible.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: If it's so new it needs to die before too many more people turn stupid at the sight of the thing and pass it on any further.
🙃Meme: I refused to send it to many people when I first made it in June of 1995, because I didn't believe it would work.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: So If you started this particular stupidity in June of 1995, it's no longer new.
🙃Meme: I sent it to 38 people, then I got the best boyfriend that I could ever have.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: So you're spellbound by your own stupidity, wow. You're worse than pathetic if you believe a badly written chain letter you originated got you a boyfriend because you spammed 38 people.
🙃Meme: Romantic, Popular, or Brainy?
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: I'm pretty sure you're not the brainy sort, and neither are those who believe this crud and pass it on.
🙃Meme: WHICH ARE YOU?
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: If you haven't figured that out by now?
🙃Meme: PEEPS! THIS IS THE ULTIMATE TEST! GRAB A PIECE OF PAPER AND A PEN AND NUMBER IT 1 - 10!
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Nope, I'll use this keyboard for what I'm doing to this pile of junk.
🙃Meme: HERE'S THE TEST!
1. Pick your favorite color out of the following: Red Orange Yellow Green Blue Purple
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: So you know some colors, good, next lesson will be?
🙃Meme: 2. Pick your favorite animal out of the following: Cat Dog Fish Snake Parrot Mouse
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Congratulations, you've shown you can name some animals too.
🙃Meme: 3. Pick your desired honeymoon spot: Hawaii New York East Africa Spain Montana
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: No idea, don't care, and if I did, it would be none of your business. But since we're on to geography now, can you name the two places in the above which are not in the United States?
🙃Meme: 4. Pick your favorite instrument: Violin Piano Electric Guitar Drums
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Okay, so you fail the geography question.. What instrument I like depends on the music and the player.
🙃Meme: 5. Pick your favorite soft drink: Dr. Pepper Sprite Coca Cola, Mountain Dew Pepsi
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: 1. You didn't name any of my favorites. 2. There are no soft drinks here right now so I can't pick one.3.. As if I'd tell you.
🙃Meme: 6. Name A. Person Of The Opposite Sex...
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: My brother.
🙃Meme: 7. Name A. Person Of The Same Sex...
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Myself.
🙃Meme: 8. The Time Now...
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Time for you to get a watch.
🙃Meme: 9. Your Age
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: None of your business.
🙃Meme: 10. You don't have to write it down, but make a WISH and then scroll down!
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: I wish people would stop passing around chain letters and posting them to their blogs and social networks. I also wish that whoever originates these things would get some of those consequences they keep babbling about. Well, maybe not, but they need to be laughed off the net.
🙃Meme: HERE ARE THE ANSWERS!
1. Red - Adventurous Orange - Fun Yellow - Sweet Green - Wacky Blue - Romantic Purple - Mysterious
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Actually I know people who have these favorite colors and don't fit these lame descriptions.
🙃Meme: 2. Cat - Feminine
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: What an insult to a guy whose favorite animal is a cat.
🙃Meme: Dog - Loving
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Rubbish. Yeah I know, the old cliche about man's best friend and all that, but I've seen how some certain people who practically worship dogs are anything but loving toward some of their fellow human beings.
🙃Meme: Fish - Boring
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: This is just stupid. So if your favorite animal is a fish you are automatically a boring person - give me a break.
🙃Meme: Snake - Boyish
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: So a girl can't have a snake as a favorite animal according to this drippy chain letter.
🙃Meme: Parrot - Annoying
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: So if your favorite animal is a parrot, you're annoying. I'd like to know the identity of the annoying coward who actually started this thing.
🙃Meme: Mouse - Brainy
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: And why should someone who names a mouse as their favorite animal be considered brainy? What's one got to do with the other?
🙃Meme: 3. Hawaii - Romantic New York - Busy East Africa - Curious Spain - Mysterious Montana - Country Girl/Boy
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: DUH!
🙃Meme: 4. Violin - Intellectual Piano - Popular Electric Guitar - Wacky Drums - Wild
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Actually the violin is considered a romantic instrument.
🙃Meme: 5. Dr. Pepper - Popular Sprite - Wacky Coca Cola - Wild Mountain Dew - Athletic Pepsi- Fun
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Not according to the cola commercials. Don't you ever watch TV?
🙃Meme: 6. That person will have a crush on you after you send this!
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: And if this doesn't show you why chain letters are total bunk, you're hopeless. I named my brother as the person of the opposite sex. Besides the obvious reasons why we don't crush, he is happily married with a family.
🙃Meme: 7. That person will become your enemy if you don't send this!
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: So I'll become my enemy? No, but I could become my own worst enemy if I did send it and annoy my friends, plus look like an idiot.
🙃Meme: 8. How long you have to send this!
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: That would be never.
🙃Meme: (Ex: 5:15 = 5 hours 15 minutes)
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Whatever happened to "You have five days?" Keep your story straight.
🙃Meme: 9. How many peeps you have to send this to!
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: That would be no one.
🙃Meme: 10. That will come true if you do #9 in the amount of time #8 says!
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Bull.
🙃Meme: *START SENDING
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: No.
What kind of idiot writes this junk? Why do people repost it? Are they really so gullible as to believe in it? Come on people. Wake up and realize how re-posting this dreck makes you look.
Over and out.
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