Huh? 'Geo' has to do with the earth, so this chain is pretty mucked up.
😏Meme: GEOGRAPHY OF A WOMAN And Man
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Oh, here we go.
😏Meme: Between 18 and 22, a woman is like AFRICA – half discovered, half wild, fertile and naturally beautiful!
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Think again. I fit that description minus the fertile part before I hit grade school.
😏Meme: Between 23 and 30, a woman is like EUROPE- well developed and open to trade, especially for something of real value.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Huh? All of a sudden, she hits 23 and BAM, she's no longer naturally beautiful, fertile and wild? And just what kind of trade are you talking about here? Just what do you call valuable? You're way too vague in this description, to the point where one could interpret it very positively or very negatively.
😏Meme: Between 31 and 35, a woman is like SPAIN- very hot, relaxed and convinced of her own beauty.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Har, har, har - *Cough* So she suddenly hits 31 and becomes vain and suddenly she's hot? anyway, Spain is in Europe, so I guess she's still open to trading whatever she has for something she considers more valuable…
Yeah, none of this stuff describes me at any of these ages, except the relaxed part, which I can't exactly say fit me until my mid 20s.
😏Meme: Between 36 and 40, a woman is like GREECE- gently aging, but still a warm and desirable place to visit.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Oh, so, only nice to visit, not, to make a life with, is that what you're saying? Jerk. And since Greece is also in europe, I suppose that Europe description still applies too… Again, you got it all wrong concerning me. Oh, one more thing, we all gently age, right from the time we're born... Warmness is a personality trait that doesn't just suddenly come and go according to what age you are.
😏Meme: Between 41 and 50, a woman is like GREAT BRITAIN-with a glorious and all-conquering past.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: And since Great Britain is also in Europe, that description still applies as well. Anyway, I guess we all have a little Great Britain in us every time we get a triumph/success in our lives. Yes, this holds true for both genders. About the best description seen so far.
😏Meme: Between 51 and 60, a woman is like ISRAEL- has been through war, doesn’t make the same mistakes twice and takes care of business.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Hah! That was me at 26.
😏Meme: Between 61 and 70, a woman is like CANADA-cool, self-preserving, but open to meeting new people.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Go Canada! Actually, that one fits me at any stage of my life. But boy oh boy, it sure doesn't fit every woman I know or remember from their time in that age range.
😏Meme: After 70, she becomes TIBET-wildly beautiful, with a mysterious past and the wisdom of all ages…An adventurous spirit and a thirst for spiritual knowledge.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: I can hope to aspire to that, though I dunno about the mysterious past thing. However, I know of women who don't even come close to any of this description at all. Some of them are firmly stuck in grade school emotionally and based on their atrocious behaviour.
😏Meme: THE GEOGRAPHY OF A MAN
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Well?
😏Meme: Between 1 and 80, a man is like IRAN – ruled by a couple of nuts
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Okay, this mutation put it somewhat less crudely than another one I saw, still, the underlying meaning is there - this isn't the innocent reference to general nuttiness, it's still the sperm-producer thing. Because I've seen other mutations, one of them put the US instead of Iran, and used 'a d**k' in place of 'a couple of nuts'. Seems to be a way of insulting men as well as the government of a country it is considered cool to hate.
As for Iran - I think that name sounds more like it would suit a girl. But that's just me.
Jessica Cabot: I only have one qualm, which is Spain and Great Britain ARE in Europe. So does that mean your 30s and 40s are in your 20s?
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Lol! Yeah, see how chain letters crumble in the face of logic?
Over and out!
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