👧🏻Meme: know that you are the Mature Woman!
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: I know. I still won't pass this on, I'll mangle it.
🤦🏽♀️BP: Well, are we going strictly by age here? I think I'm pretty mature for my age, and there are some people well my senior who are, eh, less so. So, I'm going to assume this means a mature female.
👧🏻Meme: Girls vs Mature Woman
🤦🏽♀️BP: Uh, so, this is comparing all girls to one woman? What is this woman, She-zilla? RAAAAAWWWRRR, FEAR ME! I AM SHE-ZILLA, ULTIMATE FEMALE!
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: LOL!
👧🏻Meme: Girls make you come home. Mature women make you want to come home.
🤦🏽♀️BP: Assuming that all guys are mature...which they aren't.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Shouldn't that be "women" as in plural?
👧🏻Meme: Girls want to control the man in their life. Mature women know that if he's truly hers, he doesn't need controlling.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: If you are a man, that is. But some men are immature and have mistresses no matter how mature his wife or common-law girlfriend is.
Actually, mature women don't feel the need to control anyone other than themselves.
🤦🏽♀️BP: Heh! What is this guy, a mastiff? Stay, boy, stay! Joke aside, if you feel the need to control people, that probably shows a lack of self confidence.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Lolol!
👧🏻Meme: Girls check you for not calling them. Mature women are too busy to realize you hadn't.
🤦🏽♀️BP: How about, mature women don't expect guys to call them all the time and take it personally when they don't? That's better.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: At any stage of my life, from girl to mature woman, I never even wanted any guy to call all the time.
👧🏻Meme: Girls are afraid to be alone. Mature women revel in it using it as a time for personal growth.
🤦🏽♀️BP: Rrrggg...that one makes sense, but some people are afraid of being alone in a non-romantic sense, and that has nothing to do with age or maturity. What if this person had a traumatic expirience, so feels uneasy when in total solitude? Just sayin'...
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Gah, again, I can't deny that description of a mature woman, but I was your mature woman as a girl, too. I've never been afraid to be alone, certainly not in a romantic sense..
👧🏻Meme: Girls ignore the good guys. Mature women ignore the bad guys .
🤦🏽♀️BP: Heh! Ignore in what sense? Pretending they don't exist won't do. Standing up to 'em is better!
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: even when I was a girl, that is, in my teens and early 20s, I did more than ignore the bad guys. I shun them. That hasn't changed.
👧🏻Meme: Girls leave their schedule open waiting for a guy to call & make plans. Mature women make their own plans and nicely tell the guy to get in where he fits
🤦🏽♀️BP: Gah, and I think I know some people like that! The whole leaving their schedule open for guys part. It's not good for you to obsess over a guy like that! And if he's a terd, don't leave time for him at all.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: And some girls and mature women such as Yours Truly, try to make plans so that a guy can't fit in anywhere if he's being a pest.
👧🏻Meme: Girls worry about not being pretty and/or good enough for their man. Mature women know that they are pretty and/or good enough for any man.
🤦🏽♀️BP: H'm! How about not freaking out over something like that? There's nothing wrong with wanting to look your best, but when you make it a huge deal, you're doing yourself more harm than good.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: And mature women simply don't obsess on something that shallow. As long as I look presentable in public, who cares? I'm not trying to be Miss Universe. And my attitude has not changed about this since I was a girl...
👧🏻Meme: Girls try to monopolize all their man's time (i.e., don't want him hanging with his friends). Mature women realize that a lil bit of space makes the together time even more special and goes to kick it with her own friends.
🤦🏽♀️BP: M'f. True.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Yeah. But who needs chain letters telling us that?
👧🏻Meme: Girls think a guy crying is weak. Mature women offer their shoulder and a tissue.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Oh? That's a new one. Girls and ultramachos have the same view on that? Interesting…Very interesting… Well, I never thought of a guy crying as being weak, even when I was a "girl".
🤦🏽♀️BP: A-ha! So, girls and macho-men have the same view? That makes sense...anyway, I don't think it's weak. I think it's sort of neat. It shows that the guy has enough self confidence to not worry what everyone else thinks, and is willing to show his emotions. Besides, the mega-machos are just irritating. Who wants to even be friends with a guy who views any emotion not directly related with being tough as weak? That's like trying to hang out with a brick wall.
👧🏻Meme: Girls want to be spoiled and tell their man so. Mature women spoil him and make him comfortable enough to reciprocate without fear of losing his manhood.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Ehhh - maybe in your case, but...I don't spoil anyone other than myself at times, besides, you don't even have to have a bf/spouse to be a mature woman. :P
🤦🏽♀️BP: Meh. I don't much spoil people. So, what does that make me, huh? Didn't think of that, did ya?
👧🏻Meme: Girls get hurt by one man and make all men pay for it. Mature women know that that was just one man.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: So which one are you? I'm neither.
🤦🏽♀️BP: I don't think it's entirely that cut-n-dry...
👧🏻Meme: Girls fall in love and chase after the object of their affection. Mature women know that sometimes the one you love, doesn't always love you back and move on, without bitterness.
🤦🏽♀️BP: Well, never been there myself, but that's right.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Yeah…I must've been a mature woman when I was still a girl.
👧🏻Meme: Girls will read this and get an attitude.
🤦🏽♀️BP: Pssh! What kind of attitude? I assume you mean a bad one. I'd say I already have an attitude-a BETHISH attitude! Mahahahahaha!
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: What attitude? The right one or the wrong one? And are you saying this forward is so powerful that wishy-washy girls who are practically oblivious to anything, suddenly ZAP get an attitude and their own ideas about things? Rubbish.
👧🏻Meme: Mature women will read this and pass it on to other mature women and their male friends.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: And that's where you are dead wrong.
🤦🏽♀️BP: Ah-haha! And here we have the point of EVERYTHING thus far. There were some good bits in there, but all of it was a smokescreen to get you to pass this on! Tryin' to be sneaky, eh? Well, it won't work! This isn't gettin' passed...it's gettin' mangled! Take that!
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: The whole chain is a very cunning buildup to this, really. Discount all the other stuff it says about girls VS. mature women, a lot of it rings true for advice on good relationships, but strip all that away, and you have this:
girls will get an attitude. Mature women will spam all their friends with this thing!
What a con.
Girls will re-share this meme via whatever platform they received or just saw it, because they believe it makes them look mature.
Mature women will refuse to reshare it because they see it for what it is - a stupid chain letter playing on ego and doing a verbal bait&switch at the very end by making as if the immature ones don't spread it and the mature ones do. Mature women know not to fall for that bullcrap. Mature women tear it apart instead, revealing the end-game of the trolls who start this junk.
Over and out!
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