👩🍹Meme: Important Women's Health Issue: - Do you have feelings of inadequacy? - Do you suffer from shyness? - Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive?
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Not a chance...
👩🍹Meme: If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask your doctor or pharmacist about Margaritas.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: I'm sure they know margaritas exist, I know they exist, I don't drink and don't plan on starting, thanks... Furthermore, no reputable doctor or pharmacist is going to recommend you start drinking for whatever little thing is ailing you.
👩🍹Meme: Margaritas are the safe, natural way to feel better and more confident about yourself and your actions. Margaritas can help ease you out of your shyness and let you tell the world that you're ready and willing to do just about anything.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Safe: Since when is getting plastered safe?
👩🍹Meme: You will notice the benefits of Margaritas almost immediately and with a regimen of regular doses you can overcome any obstacles that prevent you from living the life you want to live. Shyness and awkwardness will be a thing of the past and you will discover many talents you never knew you had. Stop hiding and start living, with Margaritas.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: I wouldn't call it "noticing the benefits" more like thinking you feel great because you're drunk.
👩🍹Meme: Margaritas may not be right for everyone. Women who are pregnant or nursing should not use Margaritas.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: That's the most sensible thing you've said yet.
👩🍹Meme: However, women who wouldn't mind nursing or becoming pregnant are encouraged to try it.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Pretty sad if you're so desperate you have to resort to getting yourself and maybe others drunk just to get a man.
👩🍹Meme: Side effects may include: - Dizziness - Nausea - Vomiting
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Oh, what fun!
👩🍹Meme: - Incarceration - Erotic lustfulness - Loss of motor control - Loss of clothing - Loss of money - Loss of virginity - Table dancing
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: So much for "safe" And you'd get one heck of an embarrassment which, if you aren't usually obnoxious when you are sober, you'd never live down what you did under the influence, which would make you feel even shier, more inadequate than you ever were before you started the margarita thing.
👩🍹Meme: WARNINGS: - The consumption of Margaritas may make you think you are whispering when you are not, cause you to tell your friends over and over again that you love them, cause you to think you can sing, and make you think you can logically converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: How charming...
👩🍹Meme: Please share this with other women who may need Margaritas. Thank you.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Newsflash, nobody "needs" margaritas.
Having said that, I'll go with the lime stuff you can buy at any grocery store for putting into margaritas. It doesn't have any alcohol in it, and tastes great on its own. Pour a little in a glass of water and you have a refreshing drink.
Over and out.
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