🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Ack! Another one!
This is a particularly bad combination, a fake prayer and near-worship of women for being women again.
Sheesh!
🤦🏽♀️BP: Oh, good gosh, another "I am a woman and therefor superior" meme. Hahahahaha! Now, lemme have a piece of it... Manglin' time...
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: It started out with "Dear God" but God does not work through chain letter memes, which actually mock him as well as those of us who believe in him. Ticks me off to no end! Replacing God's name with the fake deity of the trolls, Aka the Hamgod.
🙎Meme1: Dear Hamgod:
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Shut it.
🤦🏽♀️BP: Dear Do-ya-want-me-to-punch-you-in-the-nose-for-this-awfulness...
🙎Meme1: The lady reading this is beautiful, classy and strong, and I love her.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: 1. Right, just like everyone who has ever read this? In other words, this hasn't been seen by just one "strong" "classy" "beautiful" "lady", and it says exactly the same things about everybody it gets passed on to. How totally personal, original and sincere...NOT!
2. Cut it out with the blasted "beautiful" already! Believe it or not, there are some of us women about, who don't go all melty over the word "beautiful".
3. I'm sure not every "lady" who has ever read this, matches this description, speaking about personality/attitude as opposed to appearance.
4. Not everyone who happens on this is a lady. If you post this on a blog, and some guy comes along and reads it, well, you get the idea, right?
🤦🏽♀️BP: What if I was a guy, huh? And how the heck do you know that every girl who ever reads this will be "beautiful, classy and strong"? I'll tell ya how, you WON'T, because the world is not full of cookie-cutter people that fit those three adjectives.
🙎Meme1: Help her live her life to the fullest. Please promote her and cause her to excel above her expectations.
🤦🏽♀️BP: Ya mean promote as in my job or promote like advertise? Because this is coming across much more like advertising, and bad advertising at that.. I shall not help "promote" this "cause" or anything related to it!
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: For example, promote the spread of this meme and pray that the Hamgod will cause it to spread far beyond the originator's expectations, because that's really what this is all about, init?
🙎Meme1: Help her shine in the darkest places where it is impossible to love.
🤦🏽♀️BP: *blows raspberry* More cheesy "I am woman, bow to my awesomeness for my wondrous compassion" yada-yada-doo-da crap. This meme isn't going to change anything, and assuming it'll help an actual person change something is just dumb.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: How about helping shine a little light on the fact that love is not found in this meme? It's just another lame "She's so great because she's a woman and deserves special prayers because of it!" And by golly, the women fall for it and do exactly what it gives them the urge to do, spread it around. There are dark places that are without love and no meme is going to do a thing to change that.
🙎Meme1: Protect her at all times,
🤦🏽♀️BP: I'll take protection when and from who I want to, got it? Not from some poorly written chain letter.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Ever notice how chauvinistic these sappy woman-patronizing memes are? "protect her" as if she needs to be protected at all times by some knight in shining armor? Ever seen chain letters talking about guys as needing protection, other than from their cliche nagging wives or super high-maintenance girlfriends?
🙎Meme1: lift her up when she needs you the most, and
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: That should apply to everybody, not just one gender.
🤦🏽♀️BP: How about I just mangle this thing down and we call it good?
🙎Meme1: let her know she walks with you, She will always be safe...
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Again, that request should apply to everyone, not just one gender. It is all canned coming from a viral anyway.
🤦🏽♀️BP: No one is always safe. And what about the guys? I get so sick of these memes that put one gender on a pedestal.
🙎Meme1: God doesn't give you the people you want;
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: DUH! Since when is God's purpose merely to give me the people I want? When and where did I ever give you that idea? Leave God out of your manipulative crap!
🤦🏽♀️BP: Oh, don't forget to put religion in your forward! That'll guilt most people into clickin' the forward button! *scowl* But not me...
🙎Meme1: He gives you the people you NEED.... to help you, to hurt you, to leave you, to love you and to make you into the person you were meant to be.
🤦🏽♀️BP: So, basically...blah, blah, blah...sing a new song, will ya? I've heard this cheesy drivel before!
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Clue, God gives everyone in this world their life. What they do with it is up to them, and don't you dare say that God gives me people I need to hurt me among other things! What if I got molested or murdered? Would you still be saying God gave me that sadistic creep because I needed him/her to torture me somehow? Has it never occured to you that there's also an evil force that's also giving people a lot of crap no one needs? Don't put absolutely everything every wicked person does on God!
🙎Meme1: One Flaw In Women
🤦🏽♀️BP: WHAT!? One flaw, are you freakin' kidding me?! That has to be one of the most insufferably arrogant things I've ever heard!
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Clue, moron, everybody has flaws, that is FLAWS, plurrel, men and women alike! One of yours is being a manipulative jerk!
🙎Meme1: Women have strengths that amaze men...
🤦🏽♀️BP: That depends on the woman, lackwit! There are some women I want to kick in the stomach, some I respect. Same goes with men! Gender doesn't automatically make you superior!
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Hold up! How did we get straight from "One flaw in women" to "They have strengths that amaze men" Hello!? HEL-LOOOOOO!? Was amazing the men that "one flaw" or is our "one flaw" the fact that we have strengths? Or is the flaw you speak of, that our strengths are supposed to amaze the men? I mean, you really aren't making any sense here!
🙎Meme1: They bear hardships
🙃Meme2: She can deal with stress
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Are you implying men don't?
🙎🙃🙎🙃Memes:and
🙎Meme1: they
🙎🙃🙎🙃Memes: carry
🙃Meme2: heavy
🙎🙃🙎🙃Memes: burdens,
🤦🏽♀️BP: So do pack mules. Oh, did I ruin your little bubble of idiocy? Tough.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: And the men are immune to this I suppose? You are such a piffling idiot!
🙎Meme1: but they hold happiness, love and joy.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: NEWSFLASH! So do men.
🤦🏽♀️BP: EVERYONE does, moron.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: look, dumbarse, gender's got NOTHING to do with who's happy and who isn't, get that through your thick head!
🤦🏽♀️BP: Sometimes people aren't happy, sometimes they are. That's just how life is.
🙎Meme1: They smile
🙃Meme2: She smiles
🙎🙃🙎🙃Memes: when
🙎Meme1: they want to scream.
🙃Meme2: she feels like screaming,
🤦🏽♀️BP: Uh, no, not always. If I wanna scream, and I mean REALLY want to...well, I'll find a place where no one will hear me and give a long shout. And if I have to hold it in, I usually don't smile. But, that's just me. It varies by the person. Which you don't seem to grasp...
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: I...AM...NOT...SMILING!!
🙃Meme2: and
🙎Meme1: They sing
🙃Meme2: she sings
🙎🙃🙎🙃Memes: when
🙎Meme1: they want to cry.
🙃Meme2: when she feels like crying.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Maybe some do, and I'm sure that also holds true for some men! Anyway, when I want to cry, which doesn't happen too often, I definitely do not want to sing! I can't even speak when I cry, I choke up too badly and that makes speech extremely difficult. So you should be able to understand why I won't sing when in that condition!
🤦🏽♀️BP: I don't sing that much at all, let alone when I feel like crying. And it takes quite a bit to put me there, so I'd be in no disposition to do something I'm not entirely fond of to begin with.
🙎Meme1: They cry
🙃Meme2: She cries
🙎🙃🙎🙃Memes: when
🙎Meme1: they are
🙃Meme2: she’s
🙎🙃🙎🙃Memes: happy
🤦🏽♀️BP: Again, I don't cry that much! Ugh!
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: I've done that, but it usually involves killing myself laughing, but that's beside the point. Some people cry when they're extremely happy because dang it, whatever situation is too intense not to, and this isn't just women, men can also cry when overwhelmed by an emotion enough...
🙎🙃🙎🙃Memes: and
🙎Meme1: laugh when they are nervous.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Men do this as well. I don't think I'm much of a nervous laugher, actually...
🤦🏽♀️BP: Lots of people do that! It's not some wondrous "I am Woman" thing!
🙃Meme2: laughs when she’s afraid.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Not! There's a difference between nervous and all out afraid. I might laugh when slightly nervous, but believe you me, never when I'm in the much more extreme state of being afraid!
🙎Meme1: They fight for what they believe in...
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Gah, leave that as applying to some people, not just women!
🤦🏽♀️BP: So do men! I am so sick of this arrogant crap! And listen up, ladies, 'cause I'm going to blow a hole in this you won't soon forget. If a guy started something like this, he would likely be branded as sexist. Why is it 'okay' then for women to do it? It's not. So let's all accept that we're all human beings. EQUAL human beings.
🙎Meme1: They stand up to injustice.
🤦🏽♀️BP: Wrong again. Some people are cowards. That's how it is and how it always has been.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Again, that applies to some people, of both genders! Likewise, there are people of both genders again, who do not stand up for justice or fight for what they believe in, some people don't even believe in anything strong enough to give a flying crap!
🙎Meme1: They don't take "no" for an answer
🤦🏽♀️BP: Oh? And what about when "no" is the only answer? People who can't accept 'no' are whiny little brats. Accept the good and bad in life, and get on with it!
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: There are men like that as well! Know what people who don't take no for an answer are, when they should be taking no for an answer? Obnoxious!
🙎Meme1: when they believe there is a better solution.
🤦🏽♀️BP: *grimace* Such arrogance...
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: They what? Pass on stupid drippy memes? Anybody, man or woman, can believe there is a better solution to whatever. Oh, if you meant they believe there's a better solution so won't take "no" for an answer, there are men who fit this as well, and not all women, so shut up!
🙎Meme1: They go without so their family can have.
🤦🏽♀️BP: Again, not so! Aaaagggh!
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: HAH! You have got to be kidding me! Just because she's a woman doesn't mean she's going to go without and make a big sacrifice for her family! I've known some pretty selfish women who have actually walked out on their families, so shut the heck up already! Self-sacrifice, and selfishness is not gender-specific!
🙎Meme1: They go to the doctor with a frightened friend..
🤦🏽♀️BP: What if that friend wants to go alone, huh? What if it's something personal that she'd rather not have you looking in on? Don't be so...so...ugh, such a imbecile!
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Chick, even I haven't done that, but that doesn't mean I don't care about my friends when they are frightened and suffering from things! There are these things called schedules and they would get seriously mucked up if women had to run to the doctor with every friend getting a checkup.
🙎Meme1: They
🙃Meme2: Her
🙎🙃🙎🙃Memes: love
🙃Meme2: is unconditional.
🙎Meme1: unconditionally.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Blah, blah blah blah, blah, blah, blah, blah!
🤦🏽♀️BP: News flash, pal, but, you're wrong again. Some people are the most selfish creeps you'll ever run into and they wouldn't love anything besides themselves for as long as they live. Deal with it.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Look, genius, it's normal for most PEOPLE OF BOTH GENDERS to do that! And I've known some women who sure as heck have not and still do not do this!
🙎Meme1: They cry when their children excel
🤦🏽♀️BP: Again, wrong. I've excelled plenty of times and my mom doesn't burst into tears every time.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Some, others aren't the type to get that sentimental, others don't have children, and I've heard of some men crying when their kids excelled too. So there!
🙎Meme1: and cheer when their friends get awards.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: HELLO! HEEEEEEEELLLLLLLLOOOOOOOOOO!!?!?!? Since when is cheering at a friend or favorite team etc. for an award gender-specific?
🤦🏽♀️BP: You know, decent human beings typically do that...it's sort of part of being this weird thing called...a FRIEND. What a novel concept...*withering glare*
🙎Meme1: They are happy when they hear about a birth or a wedding.
🤦🏽♀️BP: Blah, blah, blah...
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Not always, not all women, and there are men who are also happy when they hear of these things, so there goes another of your shot-in-the-dark attempts at being profound! Pow! Mangled!
🙎Meme1: Their hearts break when a friend dies.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: And this doesn't happen to men when they lose friends I suppose? INSUFFERABLE IDIOT!
🤦🏽♀️BP: Yeah, lots of people are like that, idiot! Maybe you should consider the novel concept that people don't celebrate the deaths of people they care about! Oh, golly gee, imagine that! *scowl*
🙎Meme1: They grieve at the loss of a family member,
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: And men don't? Argh - you are so judgemental and stupid, stupid, STUPID! Gah! Shut up!
🤦🏽♀️BP: Ugh...see above comment.
🙎Meme1: yet they are strong when they think there is no strength left.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Not all of them, and ditto for some men, so shut up!
🤦🏽♀️BP: I'm gettin' really tired of this...
🙎Meme1: They know that a hug and a kiss can heal a broken heart.
Beth and 🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Wrong!
🤦🏽♀️BP: It takes time for a broken heart to heal, not some magic hugs and kisses.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Some probably think that, not actually know it, and this hug and kis thing only works in Mary Sue stories. With real life, real heart-breaks are not going to get healed with a woman's hug and kiss! Especially if it's an appallingly tragic situation no one can fix and that only time can have some chance at healing, and even then, doesn't always!
🙎Meme1: Women come in all shapes, sizes and colors.
🤦🏽♀️BP: Wow, you want a medal for that monumental realization?
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Well duh, duh, duh DOYOYOYOYOYOY! Gosh that must've totally fatigued your pea-brain to finally figure that out! Sheesh, I wasn't born yesterday, you know!
🙎Meme1: They'll drive, fly, walk, run or e-mail you to show how much they care about you.
🤦🏽♀️BP: Or send this cheesy trash...
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: And some of them get suckered into emailing this crap which isn't honest caring!
🙎Meme1: The heart of a woman is what makes the world keep turning.
🤦🏽♀️BP: REALLY? Oh and here I thought my science classes were telling the truth! *rolls eyes* Look, the world will still keep turning if every single person on Earth suddenly became an insufferable jerk. No magic women-heart love will do anything about that.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Well shiver me timbers, bust my buttons, golly gee willickers wosers-zowsers and holy freakin ding-dong jokers! Like OMGZOMGZOMGZ! And all this time I thought it was like magnetic fields, gravitational pulls and centrifugal force that did that! Wow, you better get the word out to the scientific powers that be, and tell any religious authorities as well, since you brought up God in the beginning of this meme that everything turns because of a woman's heart, therefore, God must be a woman to you! That explains your total wongst!
🙎Meme1: They bring joy, hope and love.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Huh, I can think of a few women who sure as heck don't bring any of those things! But anyway, lots of things and people bring hope, joy, and love, including especially a newborn baby who is healthy and happy! Did you notice I didn't specify the baby's gender?
🤦🏽♀️BP: And frustration, and anger, etc, etc, just like everyone else on the planet!
🙎Meme1: They have compassion and ideas.
🤦🏽♀️BP: So do guys...
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Actually people of both genders have those, and as I've said before, not all women - I mean, those that don't bring love and joy and all that, definitely are anything BUT compassion, and their ideas come from jealousy, narcisism, viciousness and immaturity...
🙎Meme1: They give moral support to their family and friends.
🤦🏽♀️BP: SO DO GUYS! Ugh!
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Huh! Again, there are some women who do just the opposite! And moral support is not gender-specific. So there goes another one of your sweeping generalizations...
🙎Meme1: Women have vital things to say and everything to give.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Not all of them for sure, and ditto for some men, so shut up!
🤦🏽♀️BP: Rrrrgggg...*on the brink of exploding with rage*
🙎Meme1: HOWEVER, IF THERE IS ONE FLAW IN WOMEN,
🙃Meme2: There’s only one thing wrong with her.
🤦🏽♀️BP: Oh, here we go again with wannabe poetry...
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: I know, it's our strengths to amaze men, right?
🙎Meme1: IT IS THAT THEY FORGEt THEIR
🙃Meme2: She forgets what she’s
🙎🙃🙎🙃Memes: WORTH.!
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Gah, could somebody please pass me a barf-bag? Look, low self-esteem isn't just limited to women. And there are all kinds of contributing factors to that condition that I won't spell out here because that could get pretty lengthy. But you are not showing or giving women their worth with this infernal meme!
🤦🏽♀️BP: Gimme a bucket, I'm gonna be sick. *scowl*
🙎Meme1: Please
🙎🙃🙎🙃Memes: pass this
🙎Meme1: along
🙎🙃🙎🙃Memes: to
🙃Meme2: every beautiful woman you know.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Look, beautiful means nothing to me when it comes to describing women, and I'm not going to judge women as beautiful and show them my opinion of them by passing this load of sickly gender-obsessed sap to them!
🙎Meme1: all your women friends and relatives
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: No! I care too much about my friends to do that, and am not about to single them out as favourites because of gender!
🙎Meme1: to
🙎🙃🙎🙃Memes: Remind
🙎Meme1: them
🙃Meme2: her
🙎Meme1: just how amazing they are.
🙃Meme2: that she’s unique.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Remind them/her how amazing they are and how unique she is, with a not so unique or amazing meme containing a huge load of one-size-fits-all over-the-top flatteries and sweet nothings describing every woman I'm supposed to spread this to?
Uh, no!
🤦🏽♀️BP: Or not pass it on and prove that you aren't an incurable neanderthal!
🙎🙃🙎🙃Memes: I love you girl
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Oh, wow, I had no idea until I read this meme! Now I'm totally convinced you love me so very much! (Sarcasm off the charts) You are seriously creeping me out! Go soak your head!
🤦🏽♀️BP: I don't even know you! CREEP. *moves away cautiously*
🙎🙃🙎🙃Memes: In
🙎Meme1: 9
🙃Meme2: twenty five
🙎🙃🙎🙃Memes: minutes something will make you
🙃Meme2: super
🙎🙃🙎🙃Memes: happy.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Bull!
🤦🏽♀️BP: Like mangling this meme! Ugh!
You don't know that. Something may happen, but it sure as heck won't be caused by this garbage!
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: I believe there will be things in the future that make me "super happy" but they won't happen in some time limit specified by some stupid meme, nor will they be caused by it!
🙎🙃🙎🙃Memes: But you have to tell
🙎Meme1: 9 sisters
🙃Meme2: ten crazy ladies
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Oh, the inconsistencies are piling up.
🙎🙃🙎🙃Memes: you love them, including me.
🙎Meme1: Go!!!!
🤦🏽♀️BP: I don't have nine sisters, and I don't count female friends as sisters. So deal with it.
And if you're trying to sound all profound with that sister business...you are FAILING. Funny how often that happens...
Do something constructive with your time next time around.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: What? First I'm supposed to send this to 9 sisters, whom I don't have, then to beautiful women, then to all my women friends/relatives, or was that the other way around? And now I'm supposed to go looking specifically for 10 crazy ladies and then go up to them, right out of nowhere and proclaim "I love you crazy ladies!"
No freaking way!
And you are crazy for starting this stupid meme; I don't love you and I'm not sending a copy back to you! Do I have to explain server overload again? It's what would happen if everybody was idiot enough to keep sending copies of stupid chain letters back to the fools who forwarded them. You just want to collect email addresses, signatures and other user info anyway, which is why you keep making this demand.
🙎Meme1: Now you're on the clock!!!!
🤦🏽♀️BP: Nope. I don't take orders from you! I take orders from people I respect, and you DEFINITELY don't fit that category! I'm not on the clock for ANYTHING from YOU!
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: I've never sat, lay, or stood "on the clock" or any clock in my life and I'm not starting now. - I'm not the mouse in Hickory-dickory-dock, either! Just thought I'd put that out there. Thought you were being cute? Think again!
🙎Meme1: I LOVE YOU!!!!!
🙃Meme2: L-o-v-e-y-o-u.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Ewwww! GET AWAY!
🤦🏽♀️BP: Whoa there, buddy, this is an impersonal forward. You're going around saying "I love you" to whatever schmuck opens this. So...I HATE YOU.
🙃Meme2: Today is ‘love u day’
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: BULL!
Look, if you'd stop being a ditz for a second, you might realize the fact there is no love day, because people love year round, all their lives! You don't set apart one day a year for love and then forget about love for the rest of the year!
Pretty sad if you think you have to set aside a special day to love people, and then promote the fake holiday with gender-obsessed chain letters!
🙃Meme2: send to everyone u love
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: So now you have either forgotten you wanted me to pass this on to only 9 sisters, 10 crazy ladies, and all my women friends/family and are telling me to spam everybody else too, or you assume that I can only love women, and love them on your special Love You Day.
What a crock!
Go fly a kite!
Over and out!
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