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Things A Man Should Know By 40

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👨🏻‍🏫😏Richard: Oh, Oh, turned 40 two years ago...

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Considering you wrote this response in 1999...And there's a reason I decided to reveal your age...

👨🏻‍🏫Meme: - How to change a tire, a diaper, and a woman's mind.

😏Richard: Huh? Cannot do any of those.

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: And while it is possible to learn how to change a tire and a diaper, changing a woman's mind is something that's up to the woman, not the man, you will never learn, chain originater, how to change my mind, I'm in charge of that, you got it?

👨🏻‍🏫Meme: - Basic carpentry, plumbing and automotive repair.

😏Richard: Is 2 out of three enough?

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: And what if he doesn't drive?

👨🏻‍🏫Meme: - That his wife (lover, girlfriend) is not his mother.

😏Richard: Geez, knew that at 16!

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: No kidding! - EWWW! you don't marry your mother! *SQUICKAGE!*

👨🏻‍🏫Meme: - A woman's erogenous zones.

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Ehhhhh-hem! TMI, off limits, and none of your business who knows what at what age anyway... Worry about your own zone, and don't expect me to come anywhere NEAR it!

😏Richard: And that at 18!

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Er, um...TMI! Shut up! But since you spelled that out, I have no problem revealing your age somewhere in the above.

👨🏻‍🏫Meme: - Which medical tests he needs and when to get them.

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Whatever, doesn't anybody need to know that, basically? I mean, not just men, and not just the 40 and over crowd.

😏Richard: None and never!

👨🏻‍🏫Meme: - Where to get breakfast/gas/a prescription filled at 2 am.

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Why only the men? Anyone who can drive and runs the errands for themself or the household should probably know that.

😏Richard: Nowhere in this country!

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Hahahaha!

Over and out!

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