🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Oh? Really? We'll see.
🤦🏽♀️BP: AAAAAAGGH! Freakin'-another one of these?! I'm SO...SICK...OF THEM! No mercy!
👨🏻🏫Meme: Whatever you give a woman she will make greater.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Oh? How about the woman who you give your friendship to and she stabs you in the back? Or the one who you give your email address to and all she sends you are forwards? How about the one you give some time to and she tries to hog it all? Or the one you let stay in your house and she becomes an unwanted house-guest? You're getting the idea, right?
🤦🏽♀️BP: How pathetically stupid is that? I know or know of plenty of women who'd stab you in the back and eat your heart without a second thought. Is that "making greater"? Oh, but you'd probably say that whoever was being betrayed MUST have done something to deserve it, because how could a woman EVER do something wrong? You, are an utter idiot.
👨🏻🏫Meme: You give her sperm, she will give you a baby.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Uh, okay, this has a few things wrong with it!
1. You have to be a man to do that. I'm not a man, so I don't go around handing out sperm.
2. Basic biology 101: you're not the only contributor to conception, her egg is every bit as important as your sperm, you know. Take away one of those things, and nada. No pregnancy.
3. Not every woman can get pregnant and many experience miscarriages and stillbirths. So this statement is incredibly and cruelly thoughtless.
4. Ever heard of contraception? It's used when at least one of you don't want a pregnancy to occur.
🤦🏽♀️BP: Ah, come on! You make it sound like she's doing some huge act of self-sacrifice. Y'need both a man and woman for the baby, not just some magically wonderful woman who can create a baby with her awesome womaness. And, news flash! Not every woman can become pregnant! And there are plenty of things that can go wrong during a pregnancy that get in the way.
👨🏻🏫Meme: You give her a house, she will give you a home.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Oh, so a man living on his own isn't living in his home? How ridiculous!
🤦🏽♀️BP: Oh, and what about single guys, huh? And what about the absolute wenches that make the "home" an absolute nightmare? Like I said earlier, you are an utter idiot.
👨🏻🏫Meme: You give her groceries, she will give you a meal.
🤦🏽♀️BP: Uh, wrong again. You're implying that a woman instinctively knows what to do with a random splat of groceries. Unless every single female on the face of this planet has an encyclopedic memory, which they DON'T, that's impossible. And there are plenty of great guy cooks out there! I for one wouldn't be able to make a meal out of random ingredients. That goes against the whole "Oh, aren't we women amazing and can do everything while being so wonderful at the same time?" mentality. Deal with it.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: There are men who can and do make their own meals, you know. There are men who even make meals for women.
👨🏻🏫Meme: You give her a smile, she will give you her heart.
🤦🏽♀️BP: Well, just try that on me and see what YOU get! I can guarantee it won't be my heart. More like my fist.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Hah! For that to happen, she'd have to fall in love or at least in crush with you, and there are those of us about who don't swoon over every freaking smile! There are some men who could smile as sweetly as they possibly could at me, and they'd be lucky just to get a dirty glare in return.
👨🏻🏫Meme: She multiplies and enlarges what is given to her.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Can you explain the women who expect men to do everything for them, mistreat others around them, go around in the world with a huge sense of entitlement, and how they drain everyone dry emotionally so that being around them is miserable and exhausting? How about the gold-diggers who cut and run with as much money as they can get, or the woman who kills a guy for his insurance policy? Or how about the woman who backstabs and lies?
🤦🏽♀️BP: You are aware that includes the bad stuff too, right? Oh, but a woman wouldn't do that, after all, women are so wonderfully awesome! *rolls eyes* AAaaaggh! So, I've been given a pile of extremely irritating sentences....and the only thing I'll be "multiplying and enlarging" is the amount of broken bones you'd have if I really met you!
👨🏻🏫Meme: So with this in mind...if you give her any crap be ready to receive a ton of ***.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Some women hand out a lot of crap before they even receive it, such as the shining examples I outlined throughout the above. Other women are weak or powerless to give crap back in turn for being mistreated by men, or anyone else for that matter.
So much for all your lame generalizations. Shot to heck!
🤦🏽♀️BP: H'm! Shows what you know. Some people take all the crap in the world, and never do a dang thing about it. And some just live to dish it out. So why don't you stop making these stupid assumptions and get your head on straight.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Over and out!
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