🙎Meme: TITLE 1: A scary way to loose your friend
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Replace "scary" with "impossible" and you'd have it about right.
🙎Meme: This is a true story
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: *Whack!* Hey, numbskull! It is NOT a true story!
🙎Meme: since you started reading this don’t stop or you will die!!!!!!!
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: No other chain letter has ever managed to kill me with this bogus threat. what makes you think your crud is any different? You're not fooling or scaring me.
🙎Meme: One school day there was a girl called Madalin and her friend called Akira and another girl called Cordilia,
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: So, only on this one school day, these particular girls were called Madalin, Akira and Cordilia? Called by whom? What names were they called the rest of the time? Did they decide to trade names the following school day?
Ah well, never mind, this is going to get too confusing trying to play Musical names. The point I'm trying to make is this: your attempt at narrative is really lousy.
🙎Meme: the girls were all friends.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Um - redundant. You kinda like already established that with their introduction sentence, however poorly it was presented.
🙎Meme: One day
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Hold up! Hold it hold it HOLD IT!! *Urch!*
So first it was on one school day, now it's just one day? is this a different day from the school day in which the girls were called their names? is this no longer a school day?
🙎Meme: the girls were playing with each other and telling secrets to each other when Madalin and Cordilia ditched Akira.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Gosh, what a pair of lovely, upstanding, mature girls, I sure wish I had friends like them when I was growing up… NOT!
🙎Meme: Cordilia and Madalin were the best of friends they were even BFFLs.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Best friends for life as opposed to simply BFF meaning best friends forever, *Rolling eyes* So who's planning to bump the other one off?
🙎Meme: Akira was trying to find Cordilia and Madalin when they ditched her.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: why would - oh, that's right, they were telling secrets. They probably planned to ditch Akira without letting her in on it and disguise it as hide-and-seek until she found them. *Rolling eyes*
🙎Meme: In the afternoon when school finished
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Oh, so it is a school day after all. Glad to finally get that straight.
🙎Meme: Akira found Cordilia and Madalin.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: No kidding, this must've been written by an elementary school kid. You could've simply said "Finally she found them."
But somebody's gonna get lost eventually, given the title of this chain.
🙎Meme: Akira went to them and the girls ran away to Cordilia’s place.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: *Scowl* I do not like these fickle, head-gaming little brats, Madalin and Cordilia…
🙎Meme: Akira felt very betrayed and left out.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Well yeah, no kidding, understandable.
🙎Meme: The next day the three girls went to school. Akira found Cordilia and Madalin so she started to walk over to them.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: And then what?
🙎Meme: YOU MUST HAVE BEEN WONDERING WHY CORDILIA AND MADALIN DITCHED AKIRA
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: No, I wasn't.
🙎Meme: AND HERES WHY.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Huh? There's a backstory? They'd better have a dang good reason.
🙎Meme: WHEN THE GIRLS WERE TELLING SECRETS AKIRA DIDN’T WANNA TELL.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: So they ditched her? Gah, terrible excuses for friends. *Frown*
🙎Meme: WHEN AKIRA WAS GOING TO GET SOMETHING SHE TOLD HER OTHER FRIENDS THEIR SECRETS.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: eh? She told them their secrets - the secrets they already told one another to begin with? so they were mad at akira for not giving them any new information besides what they already shared? stupid.
If you actually meant Akira blabbed Madalin's and Cordilia's secrets to other people, yeah, I can see why that would tick them off. but if they were smart, they wouldn't be telling silly secrets to one another in the first place. I guess immature little brats will be just that.
🙎Meme: BACK TO THE STORY NOW!!!!!!
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Eh? I thought that was the story. and was it really necessary to use seven exclamation marks? Oy.
🙎Meme: READ READ!!
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: And clobber clobber.
🙎Meme: The girls said hey to Akira and Madalin said, “when you were talking to the other friend you had did you tell them our secret?”
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: I thought Cordilia had already reached that conclusion, which was why she decided to do Operation Ditch Akira. And who was this friend Akira "had" doesn't she have this friend any more? You did use the past tense there.
🙎Meme: Akira said,” NOOOOOOO id never you guys are my best friends.’’
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: So who's lying here, you or Akira? and, oh, the punctuation burns.
🙎Meme: Cordilia looked at Madalin and Cordilia told Akira can you wait here I needa tell Madalin something.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Urgh! You need to move one of the extra quotes from Akira's sentence to the end of Cordilia's. And this whole paragraph could've been written without all the "Cordilia did this" and "Cordilia did that."
🙎Meme: Madalin said to Cordilia, ’Lies she’s lying we both heard her and she told everyone all of our secrets.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: wow, this is in serious need of a rewrite. The whole thing so far could be summed up as "There was a girl named Akira, who had two friends, Madalin and Cordilia, whom she betrayed by blabbing their secrets to other school mates. As a result, they got angry and paid her back by ditching her. The day after the initial fallout, Akira was still in trouble with them and digging herself deeper in by lying about it."
🙎Meme: ‘’So now lets not be her friend she betrayed us!!!’’ So the girls made their decisions and decided not to be any of their Akira’s friends.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: and the ditching was officially in effect. they were all acting like what they were, typical petty little school girls.
🙎Meme: The past few weeks,days,years and months
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Okay, so how far are we jumping ahead in the timeline now? Should I make a guestimate? how about - 5 years later?
🙎Meme: Cordilia and Madalin was still friends
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Ack! "Were" not "was" still friends!
🙎Meme: but akira was the left out and the girls thought she was the annoyingness freak ever.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: so they held a collective grudge for years over some stupid secrets that nobody cares about? Madalin and Cordilia are also annoying freaks.
🙎Meme: Akira came to the 2 girls and said, “I’m feeling so lonely when I go home every day I cry so much.”
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Hasn't she got any other friends to turn to? Or maybe these two clique-heads have been very visibly snubbing her for years, a form of bullying, and finally she just couldn't take it. C'mon, you idiots, how long are you going to keep making her pay for one dumb move? Madalin and Cordilia, whatever that precious secret of yours was back then, I'm sure it pales in comparison to the way you're acting. *Scowls and shakes fist at Cordilia and Madalin*
🙎Meme: But Cordilia and Madalin knew she was kidding. Everyone in the school was Akira’s enemy because Cordilia and Madalin told everyone everything and now they’re going against Akira and Akira’s got no friends.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: So where are the adults in charge of this bully-ridden zoo? Somehow Madalin and Cordilia remind me of these ultra-popular mean girls you see on TV shows, kids who just get their own way with the rest of the massive, cowering and butt-kissing student body… adoration they don't deserve. And, they always have it out for some victim. Yes, Madalin and Cordilia, I said "VICTIM" and I don't mean you two! *Scowl* You rotten little pukes are REALLY asking for it!
🙎Meme: Cordilia and Madalin actually lied to Akira’s other friends to make Akira’s friends hating her.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: GRRRRRRRRR! *Scowl intensifying into an all out glare* Adding lying hypocrites to the glowing list of attributes these grudge-bearing, petulant, disgusting bullies possess. Yeah, Akira might've told some initial fib about your stupid secrets, whatever they were, Cord and Maddy, but your lies are much much worse. I thoroughly detest you and you are going down!
🙎Meme: Akira could not stand it no longer everyone in the school hated her even teachers staff principles.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: What the *censor kind of kooky mad-house is this? No staff worth anything would ever get bewitched, no, make that belosered, bedevilled by these bully brat queen bees. I declare all the staff at this fine establishment to be mindless drones from the land of Badfictitia. Cordilia and Madalin are, simply put, EVIL!
🙎Meme: Akira went home and went in the bath tub. It was all in her head so much things that annoyed her even her enemies’ photos. So she got a razor and she stabbed it in her head all the way.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: The suicide attempt doesn't surprise me in the least, since that's what always happens in chain letter stories about people being bullied. But you can't stab yourself all the way in/through your head with a razor. I wouldn't call what Akira would be feeling, "annoyed". More like despair. It is me who is annoyed.
🙎Meme: The door was locked fully soo no one could come in.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Why am I reminded of the supposed Scary Break-up Sarah meme? Only in this case, Akira had a heck of a lot more reason to try to kill herself.
What I don't get is how come Akira's parents didn't transfer her to a different school, long before things got so bad.
So let me guess. Akira comes back through her enemies' showers and stabs them and threatens to stab anyone else who doesn't spread this meme? Let's see if my guess is right.
🙎Meme: The mum was screaming so much that the dad couldn’t resist it more longer so he kicked the door and saw no body only blood. The dad left to call the police and her mum killed herself.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: *Rolling eyes" And let me guess, the dad will get accused of murdering them both. that always seems to be the way with several people dying within one house and only one still standing, getting scapegoated. He'll probably end up killing himself as well.
So, Cordilia and Madalin, are you finally satisfied, or does your bloodlust have no bounds?
🙎Meme: When the police came the father was in jail because the police thought he killed the wife and kid because he was the only one alive in the house.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: AAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHH! I just knew that was coming!
🙎Meme: While Cordilia was having a shower Akira’s ghost came out of the drain and killed Cordilia with the razor she had.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Dang mangit, I was right again! *Rolling eyes*
🙎Meme: Akira left her family since they were nice to her.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: What? Huh!? I don't get this, I really don't. cordilia lied her malicious butt off and bewitched a whole school into hating Akira, and yet Cordilia's own family had been nice to Akira? *Squints and shakes head* I just - don't - get - it.
and why would Akira even think killing Cordilia was a fine way to return the niceness you said she got from Cordilia's family?
Aw, crap, this whole thing just doesn't make sense.
🙎Meme: Later on while Madalin was sleeping Akira came out with her machete
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Eh - when did the razor turn into a machete? Maybe Akira borrowed one of Ashley's "matchets".
Oh well, whatever. Buh-bye, Cordilia and Madalin. Really gonna miss ya and be totally broken up over you guys… NOT! Hahahahahahahaha! Good riddance, bullies!
🙎Meme: and killed Madalin and her family.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: why spare one family but kill another? What did Madalin's family do to you? *Scowl* Yeah, you're in deep with me too.
🙎Meme: Akira’s job was done
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Not a 'job' but a twisted mission.
🙎Meme: she left the school people and then went down to hell.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: And - you would know this because? Oh, right, you pretty much condemned her right from the get-go. Wasn't the hell on earth from the likes of Cordilia and Madalin bad enough to satisfy you?
🙎Meme: For Cordilia and Madalin since they were best of friends they put it in the same grave.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: which eventually got defaced by a meme-mangler. and one of her fictional characters who has danced on the grave of a bully before.
It doesn't matter how good bf's they were, if Cordilia and Madalin died, they would've been put in separate graves, unless we're talking mass graves in some war or other crisis setting where people are just dumped anonymously without any last rights.
Your story sucks so badly, on so many levels, that I don't even know where to begin counting the ways.
🙎Meme: SINCE YOU HAVE READ THIS AKIRA WILL KILL YOU
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: No, she won't. You condemned her to hell, remember? There's no exit from that place as far as I've always been taught.
Having said that, hell can mean several different things when it isn't meant literally. So let's take Akira out of hell and put her in with all the other dealives.
She still won't kill anyone, or even scare me.
🙎Meme: ANYWAY SHE CAN
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: That would be no way, because she can't.
🙎Meme: AT MIDNIGHT
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: I've been here since Midnight, clouting this meme and doing other things, and Akira has not shown up.
🙎Meme: EVEN IF U TRY TO ESCAPE
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Try to escape from a fictional character? Oh, really, I'm not batty.
🙎Meme: SHE WILL FIND YOU
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Wrong, I've found her, and the result is this drubbing.
🙎Meme: ALSO IF U WANNA ESCAPE U MUST SEND THIS TO 14 PEOPLE YOU HAVE 15 MINUTES!!!!!!
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Bull ka-ka. No escape is needed from some nonexistent threat, and it's taken me much longer than 15 minutes to rip this meme to pieces.
I will not send it to 14 or any number of people.
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