🤥Meme: a girl named Jessica went online she started talkin to another girl. it started out normally.........
Ocean Elf: Make sure not to spare the period key, whatever you do!
🤥Meme: Jessica: Hey person.
Ocean Elf: Since when does anybody address a contact like that? What're you even doing talking to her on messenger if you don't even know so much as her handle? I smell totally contrived bogus chat.
🤥Meme: Other girl: Hello
Jessica: You've been a really interesting person to talk to.
Ocean Elf: So Jessica, that tells me she is no longer interesting and you have no intention of talking to her again.
🤥Meme: Other girl: Really? Thanks. You really mean it?
Ocean Elf: Kid, can't you tell a snow job when it comes your way?
🤥Meme: Jessica: Yea.
Other girl: What's ur name again?
Ocean Elf: Man are you goofballs thick.
🤥Meme: Jessica: My name is Jessica. What's urs?
Other girl: I can't really tell u.
Ocean Elf: Why, have you forgotten your own name too? What a dunce.
🤥Meme: Jessica: Why?
Other girl: Because I'm dead.
Ocean Elf: *laughs*
🤥Meme: Jessica: What?
Other girl: I'm dead.
Jessica: How can u be dead? I mean, dead people don't i.m. living people.
Ocean Elf: You're partially right, Jessica, dead people don't IM anybody, period.
🤥Meme: Other girl: Yes they can because I can.
Ocean Elf: So you can IM someone because you're dead, but you can't remember your own silly name? Makes perfect sense...
🤥Meme: Jessica: Ok then, so ur dead. Ok. So what's ur real name now that I know that u are dead?
Other girl: Mary, or at least it is now.
Ocean Elf: Interesting, so you change your name at will?
🤥Meme: Jessica: So where do u live 'dead person' and what's ur last name and ur real name?
Ocean Elf: You're catching on, Jess, she's one of those dealive people, sort of like you, only because you never claimed to be dead, you're just what we call fictional.
🤥Meme: Mary: Do you really want to know?
Jessica: Yea, duh. I mean, ur probably lyin and I wanna know who u really r by lookin in the phonebook.
Ocean Elf: Right on, Jess. So Mary, you actually took the time to change your handle in the middle of a chat? Got sick of being "Other girl" already?
🤥Meme: Mary: You really wanna know?
Ocean Elf: Repeat yourself much, Mary?
🤥Meme: Jessica: (Feeling Frustrated) Yes. I DO! Now just tell me ur dumb name!
Mary: I"m not dumb.
Jessica: (Calming down a little) Fine then. Ur not. So tell me ur name.
Ocean Elf: You can't remember your own name so you change it, and you say you're not dumb? Uh, Mary, lemme put it this way. Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
🤥Meme: Mary: I live in mirrors and travel by them, and my full name is BLoody Mary.
Ocean Elf: So Mary, which kooks spawned you and gave you that name?
Jessica: (Laughing) You can't be bloody Mary. There's no such thing!
Ocean Elf: Actually yes, there was, and there is. But this chick - or chicks - IMing you ain't it. Bloody Mary is a drink. It's also the nickname of Queen Mary Tudor who was Henry VIII's first born daughter. It was also supposedly the nickname of someone accused of witchcraft a hundred years ago. Bloody Mary was also said to be a woman of more modern times who died in a car accident with her face mangled. Is that where you goons got the idea for no nose and ears?
🤥Meme: Mary: Are u sure about that? Do you wanna find out the hard way? I know everythin about u. I know where u live, what u like, who u like, ur favorite color, ur full name, and I know what u are scared of.
Jessica: Ok, ur really freakin me out now. Stop it!
Mary: I won't. If u don't copy this conversation down and send it to 15 people, I will come to you.
Ocean Elf: Yeah right, Mary, or Mickey or Jenna or Jane or whatever you call yourself, let's all go see Jessica.
🤥Meme: The Next Day...
Jessica woke up in the mornin after sendin a copy of her conversation to 15 people.
Ocean Elf: So she woke up after doing something stupid the night before.
🤥Meme: She went into her bathroom and turned on the lights. She looked into her mirror and all of a sudden, the lights went out. She looked into the mirror and saw a person standing next to her with a long blood covered knife. She was holding it up over Jessica's head.
Ocean Elf: Hold it right there! If the light goes out, how is Jessica supposed to see somebody standing beside her, holding a blood covered knife over her head, in a mirror? The light went out, gals, out as in, like, it's dark in there! Dark, as in, you can't see, got that?
🤥Meme: Jessica looked around and felt around but felt nobody else in the room. She turned around and turned on the lights. She turned around
Ocean Elf: Jessica, you're making me dizzy. You can stop spinning now.
🤥Meme: and there was no person beside her or in the mirror anymore. Then she looked on the ground and saw something red. She bent down and felt it. It was wet and looked like blood.
Ocean Elf: Jessica, don't worry, it's that bottle of cinnamon mouthwash, you spilled some of it on the floor when you were frantically spinning around. Now don't forward any more ridiculous chain letters. I'm Ocean Elf, a meme-mangler, and I'll deal with the fake Bloody Mary girls. *Leaves the room*
Everything faded out of view, and five minutes later, Jessica's alarm went off. With that alarm came the realization that it had all been a dream.
🤥Meme: Bloody Mary didn't hurt Jessica only because she sent the e-mail to 15 other people. Now you have to too or Bloody Mary might get you.
Ocean Elf: Liar liar, pants on fire...
🤥Meme: Send it to 14 or lower people, and you never know what might happen... After you send it instead of clicking OK hit alt. and then F4 you will see a mysterious picture of Bloody Mary
Ocean Elf: Bull. The only thing hitting alt f-4 will do is cause you to quit/exit the program you're in on a Windows PC. No chain letter can cause a stupid little picture to pop up from nowhere. You don't have to do a thing other than click this link to see Bloody Mary's picture. It is not mysterious or harmful, and will not hurt you in any way. It won't even scare you if you make up your mind not to let it.
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