This version was reposted on Yahoo Answers June 12, 2013.
Puerile little Mary will do anything to keep her stupid hoax going. First Mary changed her chat room handle, now she's trying to change the spelling of her name. And she really can't spell. I guess her brain has rotted away from trying to write too many chain letters and getting mangled.
😏Meme2: ATTENTION!
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Hey you! *Glares at chain originator* Keep it down, you loud-mouthed twit! First it's Killer Jeff and his idiotic music blasts, now you shouting your fool head off. - Shut up or else! I'm trying to relax!
🤥Meme1: WARNING! Keep
😏Meme2:Chain: Continue
🤥😏Memes: reading
🤥Meme1:on,
😏Meme2: about
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: You'll be sorry, because when I continue reading, a thrashing is sure to come. Yours is coming right up…Again! You asked for it, dweeb.
🤥😏Memes: or die tonight a exactly 12:42.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: hey blockhead! You can't tell who reads your stupid chain or not, tell what timezone everyone getting your spam is in, much less find everyone and kill us all for tossing your junk in the trash.
Well, I'm not going to delete it, I'll trash it, and anyone reading your tale should no longer be afraid after reading this mangling.
And finally, your issuing death threats to people simply for not reading your dreck, you should be hauled down to the hoosegow for an eternity.
🤥😏Memes:This is based on a TRUE STORY!
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Not even close! It is not a true story, and not even based on one. It is false through and through, like all chain letters and spam that claim "This is true/real!" or "This is not spam!" You can be sure when some viral makes those claims, it is lying its cyber butt off.
🤥Meme1: Once there was a baby girl named Marry.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: ROTF! Doofus, 'marry' is when a couple decide to live together and have a ceremony to seal the deal.
😏Meme2: There was once a baby, named Mary.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Hahahaha! Fixed the blunder in the next mutation of this particular BM hoax. Well, that sure didn't take long, did it?
🤥Meme1: Her
😏Meme2: His
🤥😏Memes: mother
🤥Meme1: couldnt
😏Meme2: can't
🤥😏Memes: take all the crying,
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Nor keep her own kid's name-spelling, gender or writing tenses straight…
🤥😏Memes: so she
🤥Meme1: decied
😏Meme2: decided
🤥😏Memes: it was time for her to go.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Go where? Down for a nap? Nah, that would actually be normal. Go through a mirror? Go underground? Just plain go away? Probably.
🤥😏Memes: She buried
🤥Meme1: her
😏Meme2: the
🤥😏Memes: baby
🤥Meme1: alive
😏Meme2: live
🤥😏Memes: in
🤥Meme1: her
😏Meme2: your backyard.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Huh? She buried her asexual offspring in her yard and in my yard?
Uh, no.
Besides that you can't bury anything much less a crying baby in two backyards at once, and, she'd have no idea where I live anyway, I would know if something like that was going on in my yard and I'd have the perp hauled off to the slammer as quickly as possible.
And - if it had been a true story, you can bet your boots it would have been all over the news, and this mother would be named and charged with child abuse, endangerment, attempted murder, you name it!
If she couldn't stand the crying, why would she take all that time to bury the baby and still hear her crying? Why would she do something so insanely cruel, out in the open where anyone could look into the yard at any time and see something was definitely not right?
This whole thing makes absolutely no sense. It's a horrible pile of bollox.
🤥😏Memes:After she buried
🤥Meme1: her
😏Meme2: what
🤥Meme1: she
🤥😏Memes: could still hear
🤥Meme1: Marry crying.
😏Meme2: crying out of Mary.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Which begs the question again - WHY? When you want to shut something up quickly you don't bury it. You turn it off if it's a machine, you get away from it if it's a person or animal, and in the case of this psycho, she would've killed the baby in some kind of rage, the way other infanticides are done. I'm not going to supply any details. *Shudder* Doesn't matter anyway. It never happened.
🤥Meme1: So
😏Meme2: Then
🤥😏Memes: she
🤥😏Memes: dug
🤥Meme1: her
😏Meme2: his
🤥😏Memes: back
🤥Meme1: up
🤥😏Memes: and stabbed
🤥Meme1: her one time
😏Meme2: him once
🤥😏Memes: in the arm
🤥😏Memes: and
😏Meme2: he buried at once and
🤥😏Memes: buried
🤥Meme1: her
🤥😏Memes: again.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: *Facepalm* All this production when she could've killed her quickly? again, I'm not going into details but I don't believe babies are hard to kill. You're trying too freak me out or do something mightily unpleasant to my emotions. The first guess isn't working, but the latter is. I do not like stories about babies being killed. But neither am I scared by your chain letter.
🤥Meme1: Marry
😏Meme2: Mary
🤥😏Memes: cried harder,
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Oh, shut it!
🤥😏Memes: but a few hours
🤥Meme1: later
😏Meme2: after
🤥😏Memes:it stopped.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Ugh, your wrong spelling of the name is making me laugh. Same things I've already said still stand. Makes no sense, never happened.
🤥Meme1: At
😏Meme2: Exactly at 12:42
🤥Meme1: Marry
😏Meme2: Mary
🤥😏Memes: died.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: And you know this, how? Were you down there with her? Did you cuddle her until you felt her breathe her last? No? Well then, don't think for a moment you can scare me with some claim of exact time for something that never happened in the first place.
🤥😏Memes: She
🤥Meme1: bleeded
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Gah! Even a 7-year-old knows the past tense for 'bleed' is 'bled'.
😏Meme2: bled
🤥😏Memes: to death.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: So you corrected that error. That's the least of it - your story is still and will always remain utter laughable rubbish.
🤥😏Memes: Now her
🤥Meme1: sprit hauntes
😏Meme2: spirit haunts
🤥😏Memes: the world.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Gosh! You are losing brain cells by the thousands every nanosecond! You better quit before your head disintegrates altogether. You can't even spell 'spirit' and there are no hauntings.
🤥😏Memes: When
🤥Meme1: your sleeping,
😏Meme2: she sleep
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Holy crap!
'My sleeping' what?
Okay, wrong 'your' in the first mutation. I don't own something called a sleeping, and I'm pretty sure she can't sleep my sleeping either. Lol! There are times when it's right to use 'your sleeping' as in 'your sleeping schedule' 'your sleeping bag' but not this time.
🤥Meme1: she
🤥😏Memes: stabbes
🤥Meme1: you
😏Meme2: u
🤥Meme1: in the
😏Meme2: ur
🤥😏Memes: arm
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: What? she'll 'stab be' me with some new fangled weapon called a 'sleeping'? Really, give it up, drongo, you couldn't spell a bad story or tell a good one to save your pitiful life.
🤥😏Memes: and
🤥Meme1: watches you bleed
😏Meme2: bleed Watches U
🤥😏Memes:to death.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Nope. Hey wait a moment? Which one are you talking about now anyway, the nameless psycho mom or Baby Marry? A dealive infant? if this wasn't a stupid chain letter, the character would actually be creepy. Especially if she 'bleed watches' anything, what, does she have to bleed to be able to see? Eww, gross. Still, bollox.
🤥😏Memes: And that's how she
🤥Meme1: got
😏Meme2: earned the name "Bloody
🤥Meme1: Marry"
😏Meme2: Mary"
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Bollox.
🤥😏Memes: this is the true story of
🤥Meme1: her.
😏Meme2: it.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Bwahahahahaha!
From a her to a him, to an it!
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: So, Bloody Mary, you thought by changing the spelling of your name and morphing into a creepy little baby and pinning your so-called murder on some nameless woman that you could escape my wrath? EH!?
Think again! *Scowl*
🤥😏Memes: She wants everyone to feel her pain that she felt.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: I want to eat her head!
🤥😏Memes:Apparently,
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: NOT!
🤥😏Memes: if you
🤥Meme1: repost
😏Meme2: post
🤥😏Memes: this to 12 other comments
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: If you did that, you would definitely be a gullible jerk.
🤥Meme1: you
😏Meme2: u
🤥😏Memes: will have the best day of
🤥Meme1: your
😏Meme2: ur
🤥😏Memes: life tomorrow.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: *Facepalm* I've explained so many times, there is no best day of my life, and no chain letter can make one!
🤥😏Memes:But if you break this chain
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: You'll get an ego-bruise and I'll remain smart.
🤥Meme1: you
😏Meme2: u
🤥😏Memes: die at exactly
🤥Meme1: 12:42 tonight
😏Meme2: tonight by 12:42
🤥Meme1: by
🤥😏Memes: Bloody
🤥Meme1: Marry.
😏Meme2: Mary.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: I have no intention of dying via some sort of horrific combination marriage and human sacrifice.
🤥😏Memes: Don't
🤥Meme1: belive
😏Meme2: believe
🤥😏Memes: me?
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: *Rolling eyes* I wish I'd get money for every time some stupid chain trotted out this phrase. Bad spelling and all!
🤥Meme1: You'll
😏Meme2: u will
🤥😏Memes: see
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: You wanna see, Bloody Mary? You wanna see and experience up close and personal what trouble you got in with me? Don't think for a moment you'll get me to go easy on you because of that baby act!
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