🤥Meme: There once was a girl named Tina.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: And she was probably really creepy, according to you. Not to me.
🤥Meme: She went in the woods to find her dog.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Oh, did it run away with Maisie's dog to make puppies or something?
Hey wait a minute, I seem to remember a Tina in some little kids' story when I was in the early school grades. Her dog wouldn't happen to be named Fluffy by any chance, would it? I remember only bits and pieces of the story, but it's all really vague.
🤥Meme: There was a man in a black suit in the woods and he murdered her and let the dog eat the remains.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: !!!!!!!!!EEEEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW AAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHHHH! Disgusting much! Out the freakin- wazoo, dude!
Anyway, so much for the dog being man's best friend, eh? That is SERIOUSLY TASTELESS!
No, not scared, just utterly - revolted! Wanting to pummel you and your killer creep into mush!
🤥Meme: If you dont send this to 24 people in the next 900 seconds, she will stab you, break all your bones, slit your face and you will die in your sleep.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: So let me get this straight. She supposedly does all that to me and I just - die in my sleep? Like, go to sleep as if nothing happened? right. well, it isn't going to happen. Anyway, Tina, you might want to forget the chain letter scheme and go after the disgusting reprobate who gets sick kicks out of dogs eating people. Oh, and you can kill your own dog too so that it won't go chowing down on anyone else. *Shudder scowl* Ugh, appalling! If you don't kill it, I'll do it for you.
🤥Meme: The moment you see her face you die. She doesn’t have a face.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Bwahahahahahahahahahaha! That last line was about the most beautiful hilarity I've seen in a death-chain yet! You win for completely outing yourself trying to be scary! You also win the award for most disgusting idea-insert in a story.
That's right, folks, you needn't fear dying from seeing Tina's nonexistent face… The silly idiot who started this hoax even admits it.
PurpleGirlTheHorrorFan February 3, 2015, 4:23 pm: For Tina: She has no face. WTF? Well then, I guess im not dying, am I? zombie02 August 30, 2013, 6:03 pm: Dear Tina
If you stab me break my bones and slit my face i would probably die so how would i die in my sleep.
P.S. if i die in my sleep how would i be able to see your face
P.P.S. if you dont have a face how would i see your face???
P.P.P.S. DUH!!!!!!!!!!!!
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: *Aplauding*
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