🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Hehe Yes. Let's go.
👺Meme: DONT READ THIS IT WILL CURSE U
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Oh, that's like saying "Don't turn on the light or you'll darken the room." In other words, bull… Why post it if you say not to read it? Why post it if you believe it would curse anyone? Oh, right, you're a few bricks short of a load.
👺Meme: On Halloween night a young boy was trick or treating alone he told his parents he would come back at 11:30
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Whoever heard of trick-or-treaters being out that late?
👺Meme: at midnight he didnt come back.His parents called the police they never found his body.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: So what, did he manage to switch costumes and turn into the super incredible invisible boy or something? No, you're not scaring me.
👺Meme: Two Years later on the same night at 11:30 there was a knock on the door.His parents opened it no one was there.They thought it was a ding dong ditch trick.They heard it again but this time they saw something.On the street they saw their son being ran over by a man on a motorcycle with his girlfriend.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: So let me get this straight. This bratty little kid has been hiding out, letting his parents believe he was missing or dead for two years, and decided to make his grand, inglorious re-entry into their lives by staging a hit-and-run with this swell outlaw biker couple he hooked up with? Charming!
Probably the same motorbike couple who died to make the jerk guy look like a hero and the girl look like a ditz in that other meme. Maybe this little boy caused their brakes to fail. Yeah, that would be just like him.
👺Meme: They thought it was a prank but the boy looked exactly like theirs.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Oh, so they were this unconcerned after all that? Sheesh, this boy must've been pulling such horrible stunts practically since he was born to get this kind of indifferent reaction from his own parents.
👺Meme: They tried to call the police but the boy stopped them and said "WHY DIDNT YOU GO WITH ME!! NOW U WILL GO DOWN WITH ME!!"
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Okay, so, this brat was mad that his parents didn't go trick-or-treating with him two years before? What a silly mook.
👺Meme: After that the boy killed his family.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: What a silly, murderous little mook… Somebody should've done something about this brat long ago.
👺Meme: When the neighbors heard the screams they ignored it.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: So, we have an absolutely stellar cast of characters. A bratty kid who runs off, only to come back and kill his disinterested parents, who get ignored by their equally clued-out neighbours, oh, and let's not forget the biker couple. Right.
👺Meme: When a little girl trick or treated at the house she went inside then the young boy killed her to along with 20 boys and girls.The police came to that house but they only found dead bodies no murder wepon nothing.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Huh? Now we have 20 little kid dead bodies and 2 dead parents and a contingent of moron cops who discover this and don't think these 22 have been murdered? Swell, sounds like an ideal town to move to!
👺Meme: If you don't forward this to 23 other people He will come knocking on your door.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: He wouldn't want to knock on mine, it would be his last stop.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: There's nothing he could do to me, let alone know how many people I didn't pass this sorry little story on to.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: So, what would happen if this brat stumbled into the dwelling of the Ocean Elf?
Well…
Once, there was this little brat who deliberately disappeared on his parents for two years to run away with a couple of bikers. While with them, he hatched a cruel plan, which he put into action two years after his supposed disappearance. With the bikers' help, he staged a hit-and-run in front of his parents' house. Because they didn't react the way he wanted and did not come running out to kiss his feet and say how sorry they were for letting him go out alone two years ago, he killed his own parents in cold blood, causing the bikers to flee in terror, for they never entered the story again after that point. The neighbours were too stupid to do anything but ignore the screams of the boy's parents, maybe they all thought it was Halloween goblins or some such nonsense. They even let their little kids go trick-or-treating to that house, and never saw them alive after that.
Believing himself the coolest little killer on the block, the brat who had faked his own death and then killed his parents and neighbour kids, decided to up his power and rule the whole world, or so he thought, with a chain letter!
So, he wrote down his story and added in a forwarding curse/threat element, and one year it was posted not long before Halloween on Yahoo answers.
But that's when things began backfiring on him.
One day, he returned to what had once been the home of his parents and where he had supposedly killed all those kids.
There was no sign of his house. Instead, he found himself drawn into what appeared to him to be a huge computer screen, and on that screen was his chain letter. In addition, the screen kept showing more and more writing being inserted as his meme was being ridiculed by Ocean Elf.
"Stop it or I'll kill you!" the young boy shouted.
"Hah!" came a derisive reply. "You can't do a thing to me and you know it."
"Hey!" the boy protested. "Let me out of here!"
"No, kid, you're trapped. And your life will be up when Halloween's over!"
He couldn't see whoever it was doing the typing and jeering at his pathetic power-tripping attempt. Neither could he seem to get back out of the computer screen.
There, he remained until Halloween night, when he finally got out of the screen, only to find himself among a bag of trick-or-treat candy. In fact, he had gone from being inside a screen, to inside a candy wrapper.
the rustling was unbearably loud in his ear as he was being roughly unwrapped. The last thing he ever saw was an open mouth.
That was the end of the boy who tried to conquer the world via Halloween chain letter.
Ocean Elf heaved a satisfied sigh, and still grinning, put a DVD into her computer to watch a movie. It was a favourite tradition on Halloween night, but this was the first year she got to have the additional treat of busting a chain hoax as well, and it was interesting how yummy those forward-or-die chain kids tasted on what was considered the scariest night of the year.