😈Meme: HI!
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Okay, is this actually written by someone I know personally?
😈Meme: Happy New Year’s Eve!
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Uh, thanks - I think. Most people I know just say "Happy New Year" even before the day arrives.
😈Meme: You’re a great friend.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: *Wince, cough* Okay, now I'm sure this wasn't actually written by anyone I know…
😈Meme: If you don’t say i loveyou to 10 other people,
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: AAAAAAAAAAAGGGGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHHH! When all you ever get from some people is this canned dreck - and what's it to you how many people I say "I love you" to? In case you didn't realize it, you just nixed your chances at being one of them with this chain letter!
😈Meme: then 20xx will not be a good year for you.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Look, you have absolutely no say in what kind of a year I have, except for putting a damper on the start of it with this stupid meme!
😈Meme: So I just wanted to say I LOVE YU!
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Oh, in the hopes that the meme you got from some other dupe doesn't curse your year, I suppose? So, if you annoy enough people with fake "I love you"s you think the pixels and html code and whatever else this meme's made up of on your screen will instantly watch over you and grant you a great year?
PATHETIC!
Just for that, have a crummy year for all I care!
And just get away, creep! Eww!
Over and out.
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