This was taken from a Yahoogroup protesting Mary Sues. A role-player describes several Mary Sues and then prescribes various punishments for them, which is where she really goes wrong!
Mary-Sue's Name?
Aerin
Fandom?
Ronin Warriors
RPG Name?
Ronin Warriors RPG:
Role-Player?
Talpa's Son Shadowdancer
Physical Faults?
None! Beautiful, all the Ronins and Warlords fall for her at first glance, never a hair out of place in a hard battle.
Mental Faults?
Won't get attached to people because they'll die, like her parents did when she was a child. Blames herself for everything, shoot me.
Writing Style?
The writer herself is good, nice plot, nice detail, but her character is just... ugh!! Regular human that guys would lay down their life happily so she can live, shoot me.
After Which Guy?
Kale mostly, though she flirts with all.
Mary-Sue's Name?
Fei Hamilton?
Fandom?
Harry Potter
RPG Name?
Marauders Reign
Role-Player?
The Assasin
Physical Faults?
Constantly twittles with her many rings and running her fingers through her hair and playing with her necklases and TOUCHING people who don't want to be touched OBVIOUSLY and so on and so forth...
Mental Faults?
Her player can't seem to decide which way she wants Fei to go... wanting "unity between the houses in the school" or hating all the classes.
Writing Style?
She constantly contradicts herself and then claims other characters to be contradicting... she's an absolute HIPOCRIT! very very verbose and drawn out, describing everything possible, and writing how the other characters appear in her mind, doing what she chooses them to do, even if it's something totally different from what they actually are doing. Not that I noticed.. but she's a freaking HEALER and can make ice-packs appear out of no where. @.@ All of them, really...
After Which Guy?
but I think she wants to shag my OC.... which confuses me greatly, he being such a neurotic git....
Mary-Sue's Name?
Midnight Primrose Riddle
Fandom?
Harry Potter
RPG Name?
Flight_of_the_Phoenix
Role-Player?
midnight_primrose_riddle
Physical Faults?
Long, luxurious silver hair, a figure to die for, and cunning but gorgeous eyes
Mental Faults?
She thinks she's perfect, can do anything since she's Tom Riddle's granddaughter, and thinks that, just because she's Voldemort's relative, she can ignore his wishes Ergh...it makes my eye twitch Nope, actually...
After Which Guy?
Draco. That is Midnight's sole purpose in RPG life. Get Draco.
Mary-Sue's Name?
Orianna/Gweniever
Fandom?
Lord of the Rings
RPG Name?
The Unconventional Lord of the Rings (Then the "Wheel of Fire RPG")
Role-Player?
Jennifer_December_15_1986
Physical Faults?
Perfect hair, perfect skin...she had bloody wings! She was half fairy, half hobbit! Fairies weren't even IN Tolkien's world!
Mental Faults?
She's a ditz...
Writing Style?
and she liked to copy other people's posts. And she was weak and always needed someone to save her... Bad. Yeah. Not very good. She attempted to control other people's characters.. Well, not immortal persay...but damn near close!
After Which Guy?
Frodo, Merry, or Pippin. Usually Frodo.
Mary-Sue's Name?
Sherrie Black
Fandom?
Harry Potter
RPG Name?
The Marauders RPG
Role-Player?
Taylor_Hanson4
Physical Faults?
Again with the perfect hair...she can change her hair color as it suits her fancy, usually with magic, and she's got a perfect body She states that she is a magid, one who can perform wandless magic...but everyone can do that in HP, so what's the biggie? Also, it seems she can deflect any given spell that is thrown at her.
Mental Faults?
And she ignores Newton! er...
Writing Style?
she never uses capitals and so her writing looks like this. there's never more than one paragraph if that...
Immortal?
Not immortal persay...but she's a damned Animagus! Just like that! I thought only the Marauders could do that! GRAR! And to make matters worse...she's a cheetah. A CHEETAH!
After Which Guy?
Severus at first...
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🧝♀️ While the complaints about these Mary Sues are valid, this player's ideas of what to do with them are for the most part typically sick, unoriginal and stupid.
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Prescribed Method of Torture and Eradication?
For Erin: Have Kento and Anubis beat the crap out of her, then beat her to death with a baseball bat.
For Fei: O.o Gang-raped and then have her hair cut off and stapled to a wall.
For Midnight: Crutacius performed by her boy toy Draco, followed by Avada Kedrava from her granddaddy, who is annoyed with her anyway.
For Orianna: Heh...heh...pull her wings off like one would a fly, then tie her up to a pole and leave her there for the Small Rabid Hobbit Children to find...They'll take care of the rest. *Grin*
For Sherrie: Remember what Hermione did to Rita Skeeter in beetle form with the jar? Like that...only a really small cage...*grins evilly*
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Look! I don't care how irritating a character is, NEVER - *EVER* propose rape or any kind of sex abuse as a punishment!
Lay off the sadistically motivated prolonged torture as well!
It's one thing to give a truly evil character a rough demise. It's a whole other thing to fantasize about some character getting beaten to death just because she's an irritating self-absorbed twit! Whatever punishment proposed still must fit the crime, and rape is *NEVER* appropriate!
Got that!? *Storms off*
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