Quotev - and Wattpad - What a nightmare!
Quotev is a hangout for childish and just plain creepy sick fangirls of everything from creepypastas to MLP to anime to boy bands. Ugh! Any looking around I dared to do on that site made chain letters seem almost the least of it when it came to all out badness. and yes, there were chain letters glorifying this creepiness. *Skin crawls*
I've had considerably less exposure to Wattpad, but more than enough to be sure it's basically Quotev with a different name.
So let's take care of all these meme-mangles in one shot and get it over with. If I am unfortunate enough to get exposed to anything more from that site, I'll add it in.
This appears to be no longer up, but A Quotev chain ironically lamented the problems with Quotev but failed to mention one of the biggest problems it adds to by existing. Plus, that account was riddled with chain letter posts!
One of those chains on this account was that awful cliche story about a drunken father who went berserk and his kid hid behind the couch and saw Jesus. That horrendous christian-mocking chain letter is mangled here!
So let's move on to the others.
🙁Meme: R.I.P.
🧝♀️Ocean: Eh? Whoever you're trying to pay tribute to, for goodness sake, don't use chain letters.
🙁Meme: If I passed away
🧝♀️Ocean: The world would be one less emotion-yanking twit.
🙁Meme: -if you'd go to my funeral: like my status
🧝♀️Ocean: *Scowl* What the - heck!? Look, by the time you're dead, it won't matter to you who likes your lousy status! It won't even matter to you at that point who shows up at your dang funeral! So no likes here!
🙁Meme: -if you'd miss comment a ♥
🧝♀️Ocean: Bleck. No. Stop pulling this "if I should die" thing. I've seen far too many chain letters play this angle and it does nothing but tick me off.
🙁Meme: -if you are not scared, re-post this to see who your real friends are
🧝♀️Ocean: Oh, for the love of sanity! You pick your friends based on if they black-heart like your status which means "I'll go to your funeral!" You don't even know if you'll die before all your friends! Nitwit! reposting this stupid chain status will never reveal who anybody's true friends are! all it would do is show you're easily played by some gushing anonymous bully who thought it was cool to make this status!
☹️Meme: Like this if you love or would love someone who is....
🧝♀️Ocean: You don't love people by clicking a 'like' button on some stupid viral repost scheme. And here it comes, the typical litany of things this chain thinks people should be "loved" for…
☹️Meme: depressed,
🧝♀️Ocean: Depression is a condition that needs treatment, not viral click likes. It is also beyond anything I can personally help. I'm not a mental health professional, nor do I believe in the disorder-obligation type of love. You can "love" anyone as much as you possibly can but it won't cure their depression.
☹️Meme: anorexic, bulimic,
🧝♀️Ocean: Love and virals won't fix an eating disorder.
☹️Meme: suicidal,
🧝♀️Ocean: Love isn't enough to stop someone who is suicidal. Definitely this chain letter won't save anybody from suicide.
☹️Meme: someone who has social anxiety,
🧝♀️Ocean: which you'd only make worse if you showed them this chain letter.
☹️Meme: or self harms themselves...
🧝♀️Ocean: Eww! *Revolted expression* I just knew that had to be coming, it seems Quotev is all about coddling these violent people. There's no telling what they would do to the next person when ticked off enough given the horrible things they do to themselves, and I just don't believe in rewarding that with nice little love-pats on the back…
☹️Meme: REBLOG this if you would stick up for them
🧝♀️Ocean: No! Look, when I decide who to stick up for and when, I have my own reasons, none of which include - posturing to some internet community with phoney "Look how much I care!" chain letters, rewarding dangerous destructive behaviour with obligated pats on the back demanded by some spammy love-of-the-month viral, preferential treatment toward some bully who self-harms while their victim does not. This nasty isn't being reblogged anywhere.
Then another "You MUST love people for being knife-fiends" again.
☹️Meme: Repost and add your name if you would date someone with cuts.
🧝♀️Ocean: Eww, for gosh sakes! I don't date to begin with, and don't delude myself into the belief that I can just love everybody's issues or creepy behaviours away, or that anybody should adore me if I did!
As far as cuts goes, ordinary cuts like the kind you get in the course of a normal life - falling and hitting your head, paper cuts, accidentally cutting yourself while preparing food, no problem. But people who deliberately hurt themselves scare the freaking living crap out of me!
There's way too much self-torture-coddling chain letters and other forms of that sentiment on Quotev, which means the site is likely crawling with people who cut themselves and invent other ways of inflicting pain on themselves and possibly others. *Shudder* No thanks! Oh, and watch out for the nightmarish heart tsunami coming up!
▶️List of people who signed this thing:
Bethy ♥
Sky ♥
Shelby ♥
Punk Harry ♥ ♥ ♥
Gemma Styles ♥
🧝♀️Ocean: *Wince* Another Directioner-sue. Quotev is just crawling with these Mary Sue fangirls.
▶️List continued:
Acacia Clark ♥
keara ♥
harreh ♥
Ari ♥
Andy ♥
Matt ♥
Anna ♥
Dakota ♥
Niall ♥♥
Finn ♥
Jack ♥
Luke ♥
Lou ♥
Daniel ♥
Niall ♥
Hailey ♥
Louis Emerson ♥
Madelyn. ♥
Payton Rollins ♥
Melina ♥
Dean ♥
Haley Michelle ♥
♥ Maria Kanellis ♥
Velvet Sky!! ♥
Dee. ♥
♥ Jazmine ♥ ♥
Megan. ♥
Alexa❤❤❤ ��❤❤❤❤❤
🙍Meme: Reblog this if you’ve ever felt sad.
🧝♀️Ocean: Oh, good grief! Except for sociopaths, who has ever gone through any bit of life without feeling sad? Please! Still not reblogging this kruft!
🙍Meme: If you’ve ever received a message that made you break down.
🧝♀️Ocean: So what if I have? Reblogging this chain is not going to undo that and raise my friend from the dead.
🙍Meme: If you’ve ever listened to a song that made you break down.
🧝♀️Ocean: As a musician, I'm pretty susceptible to that. What's the big deal? I know I'm not the only one by far. No reblogging necessary.
🙍Meme: If you’ve ever cried yourself to sleep.
🧝♀️Ocean: Just why is that your concern? Next thing you'll want a reblog if anybody has cried at a movie. But I'll bet the one scenario you'll avoid like the plague is the one where somebody cries from laughing too hard.
🙍Meme: If you’ve ever been ignored by the person you love.
🧝♀️Ocean: Oh, dry up. There's a lot worse stuff in life than being ignored by some crush, if that's what this sappy chain was building up to.
🙍Meme: If you’ve watched the person you love, love someone else.
🧝♀️Ocean: *Rolling eyes* I don't have that kind of love and don't want it.
🙍Meme: If you’ve ever harmed yourself,
🧝♀️Ocean: Eww, NO! You're making me nauseated with this masochistic obsession. I haven't harmed myself deliberately. Accidentally, sure, but never on purpose! and certainly not because I thought "Waaaah, my cwush don't wuv me!" Quotev seems to be full of people who are so into that and that, folks, is downright scary. 'Nuff said. *Skincrawl*
🙍Meme: thrown up your meal,
🧝♀️Ocean:Why would I want to reblog a chain letter because I've suffered a stomach bug at some point in the past?
🙍Meme: or starved yourself.
🧝♀️Ocean: Again, not on purpose. I've gotten sick and then didn't want to eat. But that's not anorexia/buelemia. furthermore, I honestly don't get why these chain letters encourage people to parade their various disorders and angsts all over the net. Pity's a very poor substitute for real help.
🙍Meme: If you’ve ever looked in the mirror and hated what you saw.
🧝♀️Ocean: No, thank goodness, and if I did, I wouldn't reblog it in some chain letter whinge. I blame the media and food-cop agendas for teaching people to hate their appearances.
🙍Meme: If you’ve lost all hope.
🧝♀️Ocean: If I felt like I lost all hope, I wouldn't even be mucking around on the internet. and, reposting chain letters doesn't bring you hope.
🙍Meme: If you’ve attempted to kill yourself.
🧝♀️Ocean: Look, pal, if I did (and no, I haven't,) I wouldn't broadcast/trivialize that horrible time with this chain letter!
🙍Meme: Reblog this
🧝♀️Ocean: No reblogging here..
🙍Meme: if you’ve felt so alone and cold.
🧝♀️Ocean: You've already pretty much covered that territory, you don't need to go so overboard with the extra descriptions. of course when somebody feels out of hope, hating themselves, not eating, crying themselves to sleep, crying at every sad song, feeling totally ignored and around and back again, naturally they're going to feel cold and alone. DUH!
and what about the person who was just recently saved from nearly killing themselves and are just recovering, learning to be happy and to find happiness in their life, now you come along and try to rob them of that with this downer of a chain letter, wow, congratulations for making them feel unnecessarily crummy reliving all that over again! You inconsiderate twit!
🙍Meme: Reblog this
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🙍Meme: if you’ve ever thought you were worthless,
🧝♀️Ocean: You already jumped off that bridge with the hating yourself and trying to kill yourself and feeling alone and cold etc. etc. etc. etc. yadda yadda yadda………. *Scowl* Shut up already!
I'll give you a tip on worthlessness - this chain letter is worthless! It doesn't make anyone feel better, and is utterly annoying to read!
🙍Meme: disgusting,
🧝♀️Ocean: What's disgusting is that somebody thought making up this chain letter was a cool idea.
🙍Meme: pathetic.
🧝♀️Ocean: Yeah that pretty much describes your pity/attention-grab chain letter.
🙍♂️Meme: I miss the old quotev.
🧝♀️Ocean: You're not improving on the new Quotev by spreading chain letters.
🙍♂️Meme: 1.) When it was called quizazz
🧝♀️Ocean: Were there less chain letters and fandom stupidity back then? I wasn't on it much, only to answer a couple of quizzes or make the odd comment, but now it seems to have turned into a site where juvenile behaviour including chain letter activity is the order of the day.
🙍♂️Meme: 2.) when the stories weren't so cliché
🧝♀️Ocean: Ugh! Blame this on the fandoms and anti-chains.
🙍♂️Meme: 3.) when it was used for stories and quizzes. Not hate or ROLEPLAY accounts
🧝♀️Ocean: Roleplay accounts? I could actually go for that provided no one else tried to connect with me using a role-play account for a character I hated and the whole demographic just grew up a lot.
🙍♂️Meme: Quotev is to express you're self. Not to make ridiculous rp accounts or give everyone hate.
🧝♀️Ocean: I haven't seen role-play accounts, just ridiculous fandom activity and chain letters. And where there is that, there is probably hate as well.
🙍♂️Meme: The "new" quotev stinks.
🧝♀️Ocean: And you're not making it stink less with this chain letter.
🙍♂️Meme: Repost if you agree! ~Stolen~
🧝♀️Ocean: Well, like I said, it stinks, but reposting your chain would only make it stink even more.
And I kid you not, this account is littered with chain letters! Let's mangle!
😏Meme: Don't look down --
🧝♀️Ocean: Nothing's going to happen whether I look down or not.
😏Meme:
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🧝♀️Ocean: What, another ladder?
😏Meme:
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🧝♀️Ocean: Okay, I'm down. now what?
😏Meme: Repost in 15 seconds or something bad will happen to you tonight
🧝♀️Ocean: Stupid anti-chain. Nothing doing.
👤Meme: 'Like'if you have a crush on me
🧝♀️Ocean: Ewww! No! Get away!
👤Meme: Comment if you woukd date me
🧝♀️Ocean: Eww! Again, no! I don't date adolescent girls!
👤Meme: If you look at this you HAVE to repost this or the worst day of your life begins in 2.67 minutes
🧝♀️Ocean: *Sigh* There is no worst or best day of your life. I thought I explained that in the big popup-crush hoax mondo mangle.
What's more, your chain letter can't make somebody have a worst or best day, even though it can up the annoyance to happy ratio considerably.
😺Chain1: Omg. Guess What?
🧝♀️Ocean: You're an idiot.
😻Chain2: I'm getting married!!!
🧝♀️Ocean: Seems unlikely since the average age of quotevers seems to be about 12…
Oh, never mind, false alarm, it's just another repost chain scheme.
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😺😻Chains: If you scrolled down here, we are now married.
🧝♀️Ocean: *Horrified expression* What - the heck!?!? Ewwww! You can't marry people by reposting dreck, thank goodness! I'm definitely not marrying you!
😺😻Chains: Doesn't matter if you are single or not.
🧝♀️Ocean: It might not matter to you, but it does to me, I'm not married, period.
😺😻Chains: 'Like' this if we are now married.
🧝♀️Ocean: Nothing remotely resembling any likes coming from me!
😺😻Chains: Repost to see who you're married to
🧝♀️Ocean: Eww! Get away! You don't know who you're married to!? Bleck, no thanks, definitely not getting it, not wanting it! What is with you - two marriages on one account? Messed up! And what was this whinge against role-play accounts? Isn't this also a form of role-play? cyber/pretend marriages, especially in these chain letters have got to be the lamest excuse for internet activity, even on a site as lacking in quality as Quotev.
🐵Meme: REPOST THIS IN THE NEXT 20 MINUTES
🧝♀️Ocean: And be a spamming idiot? No.
🐵Meme: AND SOMEONE WILL TELL YOU THEY LOVE YOU AND WOULD DO ANYTHING FOR YOU...
🧝♀️Ocean: No chain letter can blip such a person into existence, neither do I even want someone like that. Combination stalker-slave? Ugh, so much no!
🐵Meme: BUT IF YOU BREAK THIS CHAIN YOU WILL HAVE
🧝♀️Ocean: Not annoyed anyone, - not made myself look stupid, - not actually lowered my IQ, - not looked like some selfish little princess-wanna-be such as the one in the 257 things chain, who would be the type who'd love a man drone following her around, grovelling "I love you" every 5 seconds and half killing himself diving into some dumpster just to get her some piece of tin she commanded him to get for her, just to prove he'd do anything for her… *Scowl*
🐵Meme: RELATIONSHIP PROBLEMS FOR THE NEXT 13 YEARS!!
🧝♀️Ocean: You cannot make anybody's relationships go any which way but your own for 13 years or any amount of time, doofus!
🐵Meme: SINCE YOU OPENED THIS SOMETHING GOOD WILL HAPPEN TO YOU
🧝♀️Ocean: Huh? Just automatically blip something good, I suppose that cancels out the 13 years nonsense above? Well, make up your mind already! Which is it gonna be?
None. Opening a page with a crummy chain letter on it doesn't make good things happen. It just means someone was a spammer, or a dupe as well as a spammer.
She also posted another mutation (a Directioner's version) of the To Every/All Girls, the A Girl asked A Guy, and the Did You Know Wish Wish wish wish chain letters!
Then this monstrosity!
🧛♀️Meme: Like if I'm one of your favorite accounts on QuoteV.
🧝♀️Ocean: *Cough, cough* Attention-seeking, fishing for ego strokes. *Cough, cough, cough* No likes here.
🧛♀️Meme: Repost if curious, and sexy.
🧝♀️Ocean: *Choke* Not curious about you, and there's a heck of a lot more to life than being sexy!
She posted a "What A Kiss/Hug Means" chain, one of those mutating from the Anne Wichert World Record chain that was debunked and mangled ages ago.
Then this trash:
🧛♀️Meme: Like..... this..... status.... if..... you..... love..... God.....
🧝♀️Ocean: Aaaaaaaaaaaaagh! You don't prove your love for God by spamming stupid chain letters all over the freaking net!
🧛♀️Meme: repost.....
🧝♀️Ocean: No. Mangle!
🧛♀️Meme: and.....He..... will.....
🧝♀️Ocean: NOT
🧛♀️Meme: give..... you..... a..... miracle.....
🧝♀️Ocean: Because this chain letter is nothing but a huge mockery! If God doesn't just give us everything we want including miracles every time we honest to goodness pray for them, he's certainly not going to give you miracles just for spreading chain letters!
🧛♀️Meme: you..... have..... sixty..... second
🧝♀️Ocean: One minute to what? Wise up and realize this chain letter is garbage?
That odious child abuse repost thing about the smelly girl who wore the same clothes day in and out was also reposted.
So was one of those "You will be kissed/asked out, somebody can't get over you" mangled here along with other hoaxes of that ilk.
So those were all on one account at Quotev, along with tons of obsessing on how many freaking followers they had. *Rolling eyes*
There's another account with a chain letter and something else really disgusting on their profile page, and who was also demanding attention via comments.
💩Profile: LocationIn yo' momma's bed ;)
🧝♀️Ocean: *Disgusted scowl* Ewwww!
🏳️🌈Meme: Hey there :)
🧝♀️Ocean: *Doesn't smile back*
🏳️🌈Meme: -I'm lesbian
🧝♀️Ocean: *Wince* I'm out of here. Very sick of this sexual meme/religion being shoved in everybody's face everywhere.
🏳️🌈Meme: Put this on your profile if you support gay rights ♥
🧝♀️Ocean: No thanks. Pass.
This stupid chain was posted here.
😼Meme: Dear friend,
🧝♀️Ocean: I'm not your friend.
😼Meme: You don't know me but I know you,
🧝♀️Ocean: Bull. If you knew me, you would've referred to me by name.
😼Meme: I have known you since you had came to live in this world.
🧝♀️Ocean: if you knew me and when I "came to live in this world" you'd also know the date I was born. So you're not scaring me.
😼Meme: I don't ask for much only a tiny hint of 'cooperation'.
🧝♀️Ocean: That's still asking too much from me when you're a chain originator. You won't get it.
😼Meme: If you fail to do as you where instructed you will be hurt....
🧝♀️Ocean: You can't do anything to me, stupid. Get used to it.
😼Meme: This is a chain Mail,
🧝♀️Ocean: Duh, no, really? I thought it was an epic novel! *Rolling eyes*
😼Meme: Break the chain and suffer the consequences.
🧝♀️Ocean: I'll break your head if you try anything with me, got it?
😼Meme: Did I forget to say, I know about that day, That one dreaded day you and the others share together.
🧝♀️Ocean: What the heck are you on about? i've had many days of sharing with other people, and you don't even have any idea who those others are, or which day out of all the days I've been around other people to share stuff during my life. You're not getting to me with that attempt at suggestion either. And BTW, whatever I share - isn't chain letters.
😼Meme: We wouldn't want to get that leaked now would we?
🧝♀️Ocean: You've really gone off your chump now, twit. There's nothing to be leaked about family gatherings, work, church or any of those activities on some day you're jawing about.
😼Meme: Didn't think so....
🧝♀️Ocean: Well if you didn't think so, why did you even try that angle? You knew it was hopeless from the start, but you're so desperate to scare somebody into perpetuating your chain that you decided to take a chance on some tactic that you knew might backfire and make you look like an idiot.
😼Meme: At the bottom of this Chain Mail you will see a list of names, your name at the top.
🧝♀️Ocean: List of names, maybe, but mine won't be among them. The only way that could ever happen is if: 1. the originator of this chain was literally someone who knew me, and you do not. or: 2. I added my name to the top of your list. that won't happen.
😼Meme: After your task if done send this to the person under your name with your name erased from the list.
🧝♀️Ocean: Nope. I wouldn't anyway, even if I knew anybody on your names list.
😼Meme: Good Luck, you have a week starting from now to finish your task which will be in the paper this morning under personals.
🧝♀️Ocean: But you just said I had a week. A week doesn't amount to appearing in the paper this morning, drongo. Besides which, I don't read the paper, let alone the personals. Now go fly a kite.
👧Meme: Like if your on Quotev a lot.
🧝♀️Ocean: No 'likes' from me… No…'Like'…
👧Meme: REPOST IF YOU'RE ON EVERYDAY!
🧝♀️Ocean: no reposting, no matter how much or little I'm on Quotev… Got it?
👦Meme: Like if you love Quotev. :~)
🧝♀️Ocean: Uh no. I'm not liking some attention-seeking post made up by some doofus.
Besides, here's one more thing that made me chuckle. "Like if you love" isn't that a bit like saying "Talk softly if you want complete silence." ? Just saying. If you love something, you're going to prove it by taking the feeling down a few pegs to merely liking it? Nah, *Critical alert sound* doesn't compute, doesn't compute, fatal error.
👦Meme: Repost if your a complete addict.
🧝♀️Ocean: Uh, what!? No. For one thing, I am not, for another, an addiction, even to something as usually harmless as Quotev or Facebook etc. just isn't one of those human frailties we should go around being proud of.
👦Meme: REBLOG if you ever waved at a security camera.
🧝♀️Ocean: Huh!? Why? Just, why would I do that and why would I remember if I had, and why on earth would I even put something as pointless into my own blog? I wouldn't. so I'm sure as heck not going to reblog it, I don't reblog anything anyway. Period. Reblogging is turning blog posts into chain letters. Not cool.
👦Meme: If I died tomorrow
🧝♀️Ocean: *Facepalm* Oh, for crying out loud!
👦Meme: What is the one thing you would always remember about me?
🧝♀️Ocean: Nothing other than you started a stupid attention-seeking chain letters! Since I don't know you, or anything about you other than that someone had to start this thing.
🧒Meme: What was my name when you followed me?
🧝♀️Ocean: I didn't and never will follow you, and your name will remain the same through life unless you change it.
🧒Meme: Like if you don't remember.
🧝♀️Ocean: I don't 'like' chain statuses, and never knew your name to begin with. You can't forget something you never knew.
🧒Meme: Repost to see who remembers you.
🧝♀️Ocean: That's stupid. People remember me whether or not your idiotic chain gets reposted.
🐕Meme: This is Bob.
🧝♀️Ocean: So? First there was Youtube Bob, then a Quotev Bob? Ugh!
🐕Meme: Bob likes you.
🧝♀️Ocean: Ewww! Get away!
🐕Meme: Please repost Bob onto your profile so Bob will know that you like him too!♥
🧝♀️Ocean: Bleah! No! Bob is not liked, not welcome here!
🐕Meme: Or bob will die.
🧝♀️Ocean: Good, the sooner the better!
🐕Meme: And you along with him.
🧝♀️Ocean: Bull! Bob, you've just been mangled, and I'll go on living. So take that, you schmuck! *Punch*
🐕Meme: only did this because i had a friend named bob. :T u owe me one bob
🧝♀️Ocean: I don't care about the friends you had. Though the past tense makes me wonder if you and Bob split because you tried to kill each other with chain letters or what.
Oh, wait, I think I got it.
Bob wouldn't forward your stupid chain letter, so you killed him, and then made it about him to try scaring other people.
Even though Bob is just a dumb little character in your head, who died, in your head.
Real people with sense don't spread chain letters. But imaginary people literally can't. And you're so idiotic that you had to find this out through experience.
🙋🏻♂️Meme: HOW EXCITING!
🧝♀️Ocean: You're excited over the idea of how many people you can get spamming the net with your chain, well, I'm putting a damper on that.
🙋🏻♂️Meme: 1st person to like this status - You get to pick my screen name for a day.
🧝♀️Ocean: Nope. I dislike that sort of game anyway, and combined with a LMS chain makes it even worse!
🙋🏻♂️Meme: 2nd person to like this status - You get to change my location
🧝♀️Ocean: What is this? You're so desperate to get 'likes' that you're going to give people the opportunity to get into your account and change stuff? Stupid! So this is just another attention-seeking lms chain. Not exciting at all. Pathetic.
🙋🏻♂️Meme: 3rd person to like this status - I'll put you in my profile's "About Me."
🧝♀️Ocean: So for a few 'likes' you would have your profile all jumbled up to look confusing and dumb. Wow. The only "about me" I'm going into is my own profile.
🙋🏻♂️Meme: 4th person to like this status - You can give me a dare.
🧝♀️Ocean: Since I'm not 'liking' you're safe from the dare I would give you - delete your account.
🙋🏻♂️Meme: 5th person to like this status - You can change my Profile pic for a day
🧝♀️Ocean: You are so desperate for 'likes' that you really should delete your account. Appallingly pathetic!
🙋🏻♂️Meme: 6th person to like this status - You can Change my Background for a day
🧝♀️Ocean: No 'like' from me. Not first, not sixth, nada!
🕴🏻Meme: I can make you cry:
🧝♀️Ocean: *Scoff* So many doofuses have already tried with their chain letters, and failed with me, though they have unfortunately succeeded with others.
🕴🏻Meme: Blink 20 times.
🧝♀️Ocean: nope. I don't feel like doing the butterfly kiss thing.
🕴🏻Meme: Repost this without blinking.
🧝♀️Ocean: I'll mangle it whether I blink or not.
🕴🏻Meme: Blink 10 times.
🧝♀️Ocean: Demand noted and denied.
🕴🏻Meme: Don't blink for 20 second.
🧝♀️Ocean: I'll blink whenever I darn well feel like it. Got that?
This Is You, This Is Me
👧🏼Meme: <(O.O)> This is you.
🧝♀️Ocean: No, I'm not a weird smilie icon.
👧🏼Meme: <(^_^)> And this is me.
🧝♀️Ocean: I used to pull that particular smily all the time, until I found out it was an otaku habit.
👧🏼Meme: <(o.o)> You were sitting alone.
🧝♀️Ocean: what of it? I like it that way when I want to write, or practice.
👧🏼Meme: (>o.o)> <(^_^<) Until I came to cheer you up~
🧝♀️Ocean: Gah! What an ego! Doofus, you've pretty much done the opposite. The laughter you might be hearing from me right now? Well, it's not happy cheered-up laughing. I'm scoffing at you! You're like an obnoxious dog. Go away.
👧🏼Meme: <(Q . Q)> You were crying.
🧝♀️Ocean: Was a while ago, crying laughing at a meme-mangle. Now, adding mine. So much for your self-inflated fantasy. I never cry out of loneliness, rarely get lonely, and you couldn't cheer me up no matter how you tried. I don't need it anyway.
👧🏼Meme: <(^_^)> And I noticed.
🧝♀️Ocean: You took my laughter into tears as crying out of loneliness? Dude, chick, whatever, you're just far too eager to read your own self-enamoured heroism dreams into things. Even with tears present, there's a big difference between being sad and laughing yourself into a near coma. You 'noticed' the wrong thing, purely out of self-interest.
👧🏼Meme: (>O.O)> <(^_^<) You aren't crying anymore~
🧝♀️Ocean: *Thwack* I hope you are now! Cut the smilies!
👧🏼Meme: <(o.o)>You felt unloved.
🧝♀️Ocean: Bull - crap! You know nothing of me at all!
👧🏼Meme: (>^.^)> <(^_^<) Then I hugged you~
🧝♀️Ocean: Ewww! *Shoves violently* Chain letter hugs! Get away! Ugh! I'm gonna hit the shower after that glomping. *Glare* Bleck!
👧🏼Meme: <(^.^)> <(^_^)> You aren't lonely anymore.
🧝♀️Ocean: I never was, you drongo! I would feel lonely if someone actually sent me this chain because I'd know they couldn't be bothered sending me anything personal, opting to send canned junk instead!
👧🏼Meme: <(>_<)> I sat alone.
🧝♀️Ocean: Feeling sorry for yourself, no doubt. Poor baby. And oh, the smilies! I'm dying from an avalanche of freakin' smilies! Buried alive! Must - get - out!
👧🏼Meme: <(O.O)> Then you noticed.
🧝♀️Ocean: And mangled your chain! Because I'm not sorry for you and not interested in cheering you up by passing it on!
👧🏼Meme: (>o_o)> ♥ <(^.^<) You came to me.
🧝♀️Ocean: Only to mangle you!
👧🏼Meme: (>^_^)> ♥ <(^.^<) And cheered me back up~
🧝♀️Ocean: Only while you thought I would get manipulated by your hogwash into spamming the net. Time your illusions were shattered!
👧🏼Meme: Send this to 5 friends/followers to show them how much you care about them. Spread the love.
🧝♀️Ocean: Get this: NO! NO! NO!
I care too much about my friends to send them this tripe!
Understand?
👧🏼Meme: ~stolen
🧝♀️Ocean: Huh? What's stolen? I'm not sending this dreck to anyone no matter where you stole it from.
🦄Meme: Meaning of color and your birthday(:
🧝♀️Ocean: I can tell you the meaning of my birthday, it means the day I was born.
As for color, well, there isn't any one meaning, and this chain letter just makes it all up and gets it all wrong anyway.
🦄Meme: Don't cheat, if you are honest, this tells the truth.
🧝♀️Ocean: Rubbish, Don't worry, I'll be honest, and tell the truth about this chain letter.
🦄Meme: It's pretty good.
🧝♀️Ocean: No, it's pretty lame.
🦄Meme: Write your answers on a piece of paper, and NO cheating!
🧝♀️Ocean: You already said not to cheat, and I'm not wasting ink and paper on this.
🦄Meme: The answers are at the bottom.
🧝♀️Ocean: If you can call them answers, that is.
🦄Meme: 1. Which is your favorite color out of: red, black, blue, green, or yellow?
🧝♀️Ocean: That all depends, but at least now I know you can name the primary colors. Good for you.
🦄Meme: 2. Your first initial?
🧝♀️Ocean: I'll give you a hint, it's one of the letters in the alphabet.
🦄Meme: 3. Your month of birth
🧝♀️Ocean: It's a month with more than 27 days and less than 32.
🦄Meme: 4. Wich color do you like more, black or white?
🧝♀️Ocean: That depends. White clouds and black coffee for me. And way to spell 'Which'.
🦄Meme: 5. Name of a person of the same sex as yours.
🧝♀️Ocean: Me, after all, I am a person.
🦄Meme: 6. Your favorite number?
🧝♀️Ocean: Anything between 1 and 9 or any combination of them.
🦄Meme: 7. Do you like Flying or Driving more?
🧝♀️Ocean: That depends. If I'm going across town, driving. If I'm going out of my province/state/country, flying.
🦄Meme: 8. Do you like a lake or the ocean more?
🧝♀️Ocean: I'll take either one.
🦄Meme: 9. Write down a wish (a realistic one).
🧝♀️Ocean: That people would stop passing on chain letters.
🦄Meme: When you're done, scroll down. (Don't cheat!)
🧝♀️Ocean: That's three times you've said "don't cheat." You need to settle down and stop being so paranoid over nothing.
🦄Meme: Answers:
🧝♀️Ocean: which don't amount to a hill of beans.
🦄Meme: 1. If you choose:
Red - You are alert and your life is full of love.
🧝♀️Ocean: Oh, good gads, is this corny cliche or what! 'red alert' and the love stuff probably comes from red hearts and red roses, and how could I forget, red hot…
🦄Meme: Black - You are conservative and aggressive.
🧝♀️Ocean: I fail to see these two concepts meshing at all…
🦄Meme: Green - Your soul is relaxed and you are laid back.
🧝♀️Ocean: As if your favorite color determines your personality or life, please.
Somehow I don't buy that. You can have a really restless, bitter, aggressive and angry as all get out person who has green as their favourite colour.
🦄Meme: Blue - You are spontaneous and love, kissed and affection from the one you love.
🧝♀️Ocean: That is definitely not true for everyone who has blue as their favourite colour. Maybe some of the people in this description like black. Maybe yellow. who knows?
🦄Meme: Yellow - You are a very happy person and give good advice to those who are down.
🧝♀️Ocean: I'm surprised you didn't say "You are cowardly" for yellow, and "You are sad" for blue, considering your utterly unoriginal ideas for red.
I also knew someone whose favourite colour (on me at least,) was yellow. I don't know if it is her favourite over all, but if it is - she is definitely not a happy person, and her advice to the human race in general is more of a statement "Pooey on you!" she's a hateful, sadistic, bitter, jealous, conniving ogre who takes pictures at funerals and accident scenes.
🦄Meme: 2. if your initial is:
A-K: You have a lot of love and friendships in your life.
🧝♀️Ocean: Like a lot of tacky chain letters, this one is fixated on this so-called love stuff, and it's bollox. You can get two people who have the same first initial, with completely different personalities and life stories.
🦄Meme: L-R: You try to enjoy your life to the maximum & your love life is soon to blossom.
🧝♀️Ocean: Again, love life has nothing to do with the month in which you were born. Otherwise, everybody born in these specific month brackets would have exactly the same love lives.
🦄Meme: S-Z: You like to help others and your future love life looks very good.
🧝♀️Ocean: Who in the world makes up this bullshart let alone believes it?
🦄Meme: 3. If you were born in:
Jan-Mar: The year will go very well for you and you will discover that you fall in love with someone totally unexpected.
🧝♀️Ocean: Nonsense.
🦄Meme: April-June: You will have a strong love relationship that will not last long but the memories will last forever.
🧝♀️Ocean: Bull…
🦄Meme: July-Sep: You will have a great year and will experience a major life-changing experience for the good.
🧝♀️Ocean: That can and will happen to any number of people this year, regardless of when their birthdays are.
🦄Meme: Oct-Dec: Your love life will not be great, but eventually you will find your soul mate.
🧝♀️Ocean: Oh, brother,knock off the cheesiness already!
🦄Meme: 4. If you chose:
Black: Your life will take on a different direction, it will seem hard at the time but will be the best thing for you, and you will be glad for the change.
🧝♀️Ocean: Look, twirp, people's lives don't just change suddenly zippity-zap dependent on some colour they choose to write down according to some chain letter!
🦄Meme: White: You will have a friend who completely confides in you and would do anything for you, but you may not realize it.
🧝♀️Ocean: such as who? Frosty the snowman?
🦄Meme: 5.This person is your best friend.
🧝♀️Ocean: So - I'm my best friend? You know, I was tempted to put down something random, which still would've proved my point. I don't know anyone with the first name that popped into my head when I read that question, and don't have an imaginary friend. None of the names of my several best friends came to mind. So, there goes your attempt to blow my mind with your attempt at playing psychic.
🦄Meme: 6. This is how many close friends you have in your lifetime.
🧝♀️Ocean: Oh, can't you just see it? "Oh my gosh, I'm so sorry, I already have x number of close friends, because my favorite number is (pick one.) So, I can't get too close to you as a friend because I've already reached the quota of close friends for life, a chain letter told me so!"
🦄Meme: 7. If you chose:
Flying: You like adventure.
Driving: You are a laid back person.
🧝♀️Ocean: So you've never heard of adventurous drivers, and people who are laid back on a plane. How sad.
🦄Meme: 8. If you chose:
Lake: You are loyal to your friends and your lover and are very reserved.
Ocean: You are spontaneous and like to please people.
🧝♀️Ocean: What laughable claptrap. You stink at personality analytics, you stink at mind-reading, I suggest you quit while you're ahead.
🦄Meme: 9. This wish will come true only if you send this to five people re-post this in one hour as "Meaning of color and your birthday!" Send it to ten people, and it will come true before your next birthday
🧝♀️Ocean: Obviously you weren't paying attention when I said what my wish was.
Then came the eye-colour personality chain letter, which has memes elsewhere besides Quotev in various mutations.
It is mangled here.
Another dreaded meme survey
🧛♂️Meme: Never had sex.
🧝♀️Ocean: Gah! Mind your own business! Mind your manners while you're at it! Sheesh, how rude!
🧛♂️Meme: Never smoked.
🧝♀️Ocean: And just how does whether or not I smoked effect you?
🧛♂️Meme: Never drank.
🧝♀️Ocean: again, why does it matter to you? You don't know me.
🧛♂️Meme:Never had a hickey.
🧝♀️Ocean: Ewww! You've just gone from rude to gross.
🧛♂️Meme: Never broke the law.
🧝♀️Ocean: Well I don't know about you, whoever you are, and wouldn't put it past you.
🧛♂️Meme: Never skipped a class.
🧝♀️Ocean: I've been out of school for quite some time, dude, or chick. My classes are ancient history where you're concerned.
🧛♂️Meme: Put this as your status;
🧝♀️Ocean: No!
🧛♂️Meme: whoever likes this thinks you're lying.
🧝♀️Ocean: whoever "likes" this chain status is just a fool playing along with this ridiculous chain, and I'm not posting it as my status… Those who know me, know what sort of person I am, and their opinions of me wouldn't change even if they 'liked' your silly chain status, which they'll never get to do on my account.
🧛♂️Meme: Comment what you think I'm lying about.
🧝♀️Ocean: You made up a chain letter, and that should speak for itself.
🧛♂️Meme: ~Stolen like a boss
🧝♀️Ocean: Huh!? Stolen bosses? You've really gone off the rails. You're not making any sense.
💩Meme: ****April Fool's Joke*****
🧝♀️Ocean: Since this splotched across my screen in late February 2013, it was over a month off.
💩Meme: So the Phantom is going to play a prank on Dan and Phi this April Fools.
🧝♀️Ocean: who the heck are they? I won't help them anyway.
💩Meme: 1. Click the 'unfollow' on both Dan and Phil's Twitter accounts.
🧝♀️Ocean: Nope. I wouldn't even click the follow, and I don't like online april fools pranks.
💩Meme: 2. Go to each of their Youtube channels and click 'unsubscribe'. Even on the Super Amazing Project. Danisnotonfire/ danisnotinteresting AnazingPhil/ LessAmazingPhil
🧝♀️Ocean: Never heard of them/it. Not subscribing in the first place. so no unsubs on April fools. Which brings me to something else I will be pointing out at the end of this particular meme-mangle.
💩Meme: 3. Tweet them/ message them saying 'we thought you guys were better than that'.
🧝♀️Ocean: Look, I never tweet anything some stupid prank chain tells me to tweet. I'll tweet when and whatever I please. So deal.
💩Meme: 4. At 9 pm (London time) Refollow/ subscribe to them, and send them a message/ tweet that says 'APRIL FOOLS! We love ya <3'
🧝♀️Ocean: 9 PM? april fools stops at noon, in every respective time zone. So if you are in London, your April fooling stops then. if you're in New York, your fooling stops at noon, New York time.
💩Meme: 5. Slowly watch then freak out as they see the numbers drop, but then realize it was a joke.
🧝♀️Ocean: *Rolling eyes* Grow up. It's this kind of juvenile behaviour that makes it clear why April fools pranks should be limited to offline.
💩Meme: -SPREAD THE WORD-
🧝♀️Ocean: Which brings me to the idea I said I would get back to:
If you spread the word, Aka repost this chain, do you know what could happen, and I hope does happen? the very people you want to prank, find out well before you do your stupid little prank, and they don't buy into it. You'd actually deserve them to pull one on you instead.
🦍Meme: 5 likes and I'll fill this out.
🧝♀️Ocean: Attention-seek much? *Rolling eyes* You know what? I would 'like' it if you didn't assume I'd even want you to fill this out. In fact, I'd 'like' this to hit a dead end - in every direction.
🦍Meme: 1: Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed?
🧝♀️Ocean: What the - heck!? Who in the world other than a pathetically desperate no-life keeps track let alone gives a hoot?
Hol-ly crow, how stupid!
I don't care if my closet door is open or shut when I go to sleep.
🦍Meme: 2: Do you take the shampoos and conditioner bottles from hotel?
🧝♀️Ocean: Why, do you own them or something? I'm pretty sure the world will go on spinning whether I take them or not. Whether your own life actually hinges on this is another matter altogether, apparently. *Snicker*
🦍Meme: 3: Do you sleep with your sheets tucked in or out?
🧝♀️Ocean: Wow, you're just a little too interested in people's sleeping arrangements.
Look, I don't care if they are tucked in or out. Just as long as I've got a reasonably comfortable place to lay my head when I'm tired, that's fine.
🦍Meme: 4: Have you ever stolen a street sign before?
🧝♀️Ocean: What's with you weird chain creeps and this obsession with stealing street signs? My disinterest in that activity hasn't changed since the last time one of these memes posed this question. You'd have to read quite a way down, but it's there.
Not only is that stealing, it's stealing something that's completely useless as anything other than a street sign. Only a bored troll head with too much time on their hands would do that.
🦍Meme: 5: Do you drawl/write things on your hands/wrists?
🧝♀️Ocean: Why in the world would I?
🦍Meme: 6: Do you cut out coupons but then never use them?
🧝♀️Ocean: Why? I don't have any for you. Not a big fan of coupons anyway. The odd one here and there is fine, particularly online and if the deals are too good to pass up, but let's just leave it at - I don't let a bunch of coupons influence my decisions about where to shop/eat out/etc and when.
🦍Meme: 7: Would you rather be attacked by a big bear or a swarm of bees?
🧝♀️Ocean: *Shudder* Neither. It's big pain and terror, and very likely death either way.
🦍Meme: 8: Do you have freckles?
🧝♀️Ocean: Would your world crumble dependent on which way I answered? It doesn't matter. Really. With or without them, I'm still and will always remain me.
🦍Meme: 9: Do you always smile for pictures?
🧝♀️Ocean: Hah! Just try and make me!
🦍Meme: 10: What is your biggest pet peeve?
🧝♀️Ocean: Oh - for goodness sake!
Not only is it stupid chain letters, but it's this question 211393.html">repeatedly asked on them!
🦍Meme: 11: Do you sing in the shower?
🧝♀️Ocean: And this matters to you because?
🦍Meme: 12: Do you crack your knuckles?
🧝♀️Ocean: everybody does at some time. Can't always be helped, you know. Knuckles, knees, ankles, well, where there's bone, muscle, joints, there's going to be some cracking at some point because that's just part of having a body.
🦍Meme: 13: Do you prefer Vans or Toms?
🧝♀️Ocean: Vans or - what? Whatever, I don't care.
🦍Meme: 14: snap backs or beanies?
🧝♀️Ocean: Neither. I've got my own built-in, or, you might say, grown-in hat, thanks.
🦃Meme: 3 likes and I'll answer:
🧝♀️Ocean: *Pffft* Your lousy 'get as many likes as you can' chain doesn't deserve any likes.
🦃Meme: On Quotev-
🧝♀️Ocean: I'm not liking it anywhere. A pretty underwhelming web site. My impression of quotev so far? Well, here goes:
It's a site full of self-indulgent otaku, Directioners, Pegasisters, Creepy Pasta fangirls and pretty much any annoying fan base for whatever's trending. It's also loaded with emo-coddling, really bad quizzes, horrid little fanfics, and self-serving chain letter crap like this. Basically a big waste of time and a place for the easily bored, attention-deprived and the immature to hang out and hope to get followed, rated, whatever.
🦃Meme: First follower?
🧝♀️Ocean: See what I mean?
This may come as a horrendous shock to you, but I have no idea, don't keep track of that sort of thing, and Unlike you, I just don't crave attention or give a dang about being popular.
🦃Meme: First followed?
🧝♀️Ocean: Well since you're not my friend, it obviously wasn't and never will be you. I deleted my Quotev account anyway.
🦃Meme: Who I think is funniest?
🧝♀️Ocean: You probably think of yourself as being the funniest, I have a different opinion.
🦃Meme: Who I think is cutest?
🧝♀️Ocean: *Facepalm* You are so freaking shallow! I don't care about cute!
🦃Meme: Who I think is most annoying?
🧝♀️Ocean: Consider yourself among these!
🦃Meme: Who I think is nicest?
🧝♀️Ocean: Not you. Not me. 'Nuff said.
🦃Meme: Who I think is coolest?
🧝♀️Ocean: Nobody who starts and spreads chain letters is being cool.
🦃Meme: Who I'd date?
🧝♀️Ocean: Bleck! Not interested. Even if I was into the dating scene, it wouldn't be you, and it would be none of your business.
🦃Meme: Who I'd rob banks with?
🧝♀️Ocean: Absolutely no one! It's against the law and my own set of ethics and conscience.
🦃Meme: Who I'd kidnap?
🧝♀️Ocean: *Scowl* NOBODY! Goes against me big time!
I just realized you've run a pretty scary scenario of progression, or, regression. You went from dating to robbery to kidnapping. Yeah, no, get lost, creep!
🦃Meme: Who I'd watch anime with?
🧝♀️Ocean: *Rolling eyes* Put it this way, I'd watch whatever I have in common with my friends' preferences with those friends. You're not one of them. and you might not want to hear this, but there's more to entertainment besides anime.
🦃Meme: Who I'd throw a party with?
🧝♀️Ocean: Big hint - not you.
🐃Meme: If you want to be my cuddle buddy, you must fill this out:
🧝♀️Ocean: *Grimace* Ewww! No! Get away!
🐃Meme: Name:
🧝♀️Ocean: It's all over this dang mangle, doofus! Or, not really. Just call me Ocean. That's all you need to know.
Wait, what!? *Horrified expression as reality hits* you're saying you'll be cuddle buddies with perfect strangers for filling out this stupid chain!?
Oy vey!
🐃Meme: Age:
🧝♀️Ocean: None of your dang business!
🐃Meme: 3 reasons why u would like to be my cuddle buddy:
🧝♀️Ocean: *Choke* NOT, NOT, NOT!
🐃Meme: Tickle fights ok?
🧝♀️Ocean: *Eyes narrowing, defensive stance* No! Back off!
🐃Meme: Pillow fights ok?
🧝♀️Ocean: Only among friends, and you are not included.
🐃Meme: Watching movies ok?
🧝♀️Ocean: Sure, by myself, or with friends who like the same movies as me. Again, that wouldn't include you.
🐃Meme: Pants required?
🧝♀️Ocean: Eww, clothing is always required, not optional, creep!
🐃Meme: Signature:
🧝♀️Ocean: nope, I don't care for siglines in email or web forum posts, they're repetitive.
BTW, cuddle buddies is totally out of the question! Not happening! Understand?
🧟♂️Meme: Build your own gang!
🧝♀️Ocean: No thanks.
🧟♂️Meme: First 14 to like!
🧝♀️Ocean: *Rolling eyes* Sheesh, that's so pathetic!
🧟♂️Meme: Ninja:
🧝♀️Ocean: Huh? Well that's pretty random And don't give me anything about a ninja stealing your bike. Some dweeb got booted out of our old forum for answering one of the profile questions that way.
🧟♂️Meme: Sl**:
🧝♀️Ocean: I have no idea what you're on about.
🧟♂️Meme: Gangleader:
🤦🏽♀️BP: Bet you wish you were in that position. You'll not be leading anything here, pally.
🧝♀️Ocean: Well - I've been referred to as the site leader, but there is no gang here… And there never will be…
🧟♂️Meme: Boss:
🧝♀️Ocean: I'm not even giving you info on where I work let alone with or for whom.
🧟♂️Meme: Smart one:
🧝♀️Ocean: Smart people don't join or run gangs. And by smart, I don't mean academics, but the other kind of smart that lets you recognize people as people.
🧟♂️Meme: Stupid one:
🧝♀️Ocean: Oh, hahahahahahahahaha! You asked for it! That would be - YOU!
🧟♂️Meme: Hot one:
🧝♀️Ocean: *Rolling eyes* oh, take a hike!
🧟♂️Meme: The fast moving one:
🧝♀️Ocean: How should I know? Why should I care? *Yawn*
🧟♂️Meme: The rebel:
🧝♀️Ocean: Aren't they all 'rebels'?
🧟♂️Meme: The getaway driver:
🧝♀️Ocean: Probably that poor doormat who got forced into servitude to that evil kid Tammy Lynn Lawrence.
🧟♂️Meme: The one who think it's all a movie:
🧝♀️Ocean: Me, only I don't think it's a movie, but a hokey chain letter.
🧟♂️Meme: The drunk one:
🧝♀️Ocean: Probably the drunk driver in that 206699.html">stupid bogus MADD petition chain.
🧟♂️Meme: The one who takes credit for everything:
🧝♀️Ocean: Oh, that would have to be Kyle's best friend Gary Stu.
🧟♂️Meme: The one who actually does the work:
🧝♀️Ocean: the nameless mom in this sappy chain letter. Boy, this is really getting messed up.
💩Meme: Quotev are going to start charging you for your account!
🧝♀️Ocean: *Facepalm* Oh, for Pete's sakes! Will this stupid hoax NEVER die!?
It didn't happen with Hotmail or MSN messenger. It didn't happen with Yahoo. It didn't happen with AOL. It didn't happen with Myspace. It didn't happen with Facebook. It didn't happen with KIK. And this stupid hoax has hit all of these services. The result being a lot of stupid annoying spamming by trolls who keep restarting it, and unthinking people with knee-jerk reactions to such bogus alarms. No users being charged to date!
People,:
IT
AIN'T
HAPPENING!
PERIOD!
💩Meme: To protest
🧝♀️Ocean: Protest nothing, other than this dumb chain letter. Whoever got the brilliant idea to restart this hoax on Quotev should lose their account.
💩Meme: click you username in the top right-hand corner,
🧝♀️Ocean: Bull, the only thing that might do is send you to your own profile page.
💩Meme: go to settings and select 'monetary settings'.
🧝♀️Ocean: Bollox! No such settings on a free service, you kook!
💩Meme: You will be given different prices
🧝♀️Ocean: Not true. No prices for a free service. Am I typing too fast for you or something?
💩Meme: ($5 per month, $50 per year).
🧝♀️Ocean: Hello, idiot! Since when is a year only 10 months? And believe me, Quotev is not worth 5 bucks a month just for the sort of crap users dump all over it… Definitely not 50 per year!
And, if Quotev all of a sudden decided to pull a Ning and go paid, they would announce it on the front page of their site, and possibly the admin might send out an email to all users with the announcement, not in chain letter form, I might add. Furthermore, if that were to happen, no lousy chain letter would make any difference. When Ning went pay, no amount of protest by its users could change that. The decision was made, and that was that. And there were no "Ning is going to start charging its users!" chain letter hoaxes.
💩Meme: There will be really small writing in the corner that says 'I wish to complain about this'.
🧝♀️Ocean: Wrong. There isn't. There won't be. Because this just isn't happening.
💩Meme: Click it!
🧝♀️Ocean: You can't click something that isn't even there, dumbarse!
The eye color thing reposted twice more. All mutations mangled on the link above.
Then the "cute" meme, mangled here.
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Ackh! *Dusts self off*
I leave you with this message:
Over and out!