I was introduced to the warped world of Maddox (real name George Ouzounian) when looking for articles from people who dislike Buzzfeed as much as I do.
His Buzzfeed rant would actually be great if he hadn't been the one to write it. This is because I dislike Maddox as much as Buzzfeed, and I came to that conclusion after reading enough of his hate mail section and some of his blog posts.
I've decided he will never be worthy of consideration as a meme-,mangler, and his Buzzfeed rant has no credibility because he is otherwise, devoid of decency and intelligence.
Notorious sexist and somewhat liberal-minded internet troll Maddox has a legion of factory-reject fanboys. Yes, he's got his own fandom. Well, if Laughing Jack, Jeff the Killer and Slendy can manage it, why not a troll?
Unlike the creepypasta freaks, though, Maddox also received a bunch of hate mail in response to his various suckish articles on his suckish site. Some of that mail is warranted.
But there is one that is not, and is truly worthy of the term "hate mail". It is so bad that it looks like he could have written it himself.
It's written by some dumb punk racist stink face named Rian Alden, so that's who this post is going to be about rather than Maddox.
Let's mangle this troll's stinking pile of stupidity. And I'll be a lot harder on him than Maddox was in his reply, Maddox was far too nice to this skin-waste. He was also far too nice to the Peta person in response to their hate mail, plus promotes cannibalism right along with Ingrid Newkirk herself. yet Maddox tore apart people who were a lot more sensible or at least a lot less offensive.
As often the case, this dreck will be edited for language, but just enough so you get the idea what he said without actually having to read his vulgarity in full. this really annoys the heck out of Maddox, but too bad for him. :p
Date: Thu, 18 Dec 2003 02:00:01 -0800
🆔From: 💢🔅Rian Alden rian311@qwest.net
To: 💢🔅maddox@xmission.com
💢Rian Alden: Your a f—in idiot.
🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: You are an idiot as well as a hypocrite, because you have some audacity yelling "idiot" when you immediately display your own boundless stupidity with:
đź’˘Rian Alden: If you hate how Americans are pi$$ed about Illegal Mexicans or any others taking our jobs,
🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Gah, that reads like a stupid far-right chain letter or crappy ultranationalistic rant. That's one of the first things racists of a nationalist bent do, start out moaning "Waaaaaaaahhhhh! Dems foreign peoples is a takins ours jobs! Y'alls gonnas jus' set by an let dat happen? Le's jus' call 'em all bad names an' learn 'em hows wes belongs heres ands dem foreigners durn't!"
Maybe it hasn't dawned on you, but you're the one not wanted here. So shut up!
đź’˘Rian Alden: then why don't you take your loud mouthed,
🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: *Rolling eyes* says Mr. Loud mouth himself.
đź’˘Rian Alden: appeasing a$$
🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: You idiot! Allowing more than one race/immigrant type to live in any country has been going on since the beginning of time and is not "appeasing" it makes sense. Would you rather the world was set up like a huge library where certain kinds of people were categorized and made to stay put in their own nice little sections like books on the shelves? Oh, right, you probably would. *Rolling eyes* Ignorant bozo.
đź’˘Rian Alden: down to Mexico and fight the good fight
🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Oh, brother, "fight the good fight"? You couldn't come up with an original thought in your head to save your pathetic excuse of a life.
đź’˘Rian Alden: with those Wetbacks?
🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: *Scowl* See? You're an idiot!
đź’˘Rian Alden: Oh, I'm sorry, That was Racist,
🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Yeah it is racist, but you're not sorry, so don't start lying now, since you've been just dying to bear your tainted soul to somebody and show off how much better than the rest of the human race you think you are. *Sneer*
đź’˘Rian Alden: but I guess I am,
🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: No guessing about it, you are.
đź’˘Rian Alden: so all those Spics,
🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: You stupid troll.
đź’˘Rian Alden: Gooks,
🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: You kook…
đź’˘Rian Alden: Nips,
🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: You just bite.
đź’˘Rian Alden: Russians,
🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Well you finally showed you actually can utter a proper name for an ethnicity. Which means you have no excuse for the idiotic racist trash talk.
💢Rian Alden: Sand-N——rs,
🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: *Whithering glare* I would not hesitate to punch you in the face for that one, you disgusting piece of filth! Shut your garbage mouth! Get your brain examined while you're at it. What little of it remains.
💢Rian Alden: and any other f—in foreigners come here and decide to take our job for less money even though they don't belong here,
🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: You ignorant fool! Look, if you want to be rich so badly, you go move to a third world country where you'll be filthy rich next to your neighbours. You try getting a job there, and don't come back crying about it when you get rejected at every turn and kicked out of that country because of your stinking attitude! Not everybody in North America wants you here either, and you can count me among that lot.
Some jobs pay less, that's just how it is. I don't like it, because people who work at those jobs need to make a living same as anyone with a higher paying job. But it's not just your hated foreigners who get stuck in low-pay jobs, moron! So shut the heck up and go back under your rock and stay there!
đź’˘Rian Alden: they can kiss my a$$
🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: No, you need your lousy butt kicked.
💢Rian Alden: and lick my b—s.
🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Do the world a favour and lick a battery! Stupid, racist, perverted, stinking troll!
💢Rian Alden: And just for you, I will leave a spot right in the middle and forget to wipe ya dumb f—.
🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: You've got a big spot right in the middle of your head, where your brain used to be. Obviously it has rotted away long ago, and what's left is only the basic animalistic drives of greed, selfishness and sex.
Do North America a favour and get out! No person in their right mind would want anything to do with you. Takes after Rian Alden: with a cyber hatchet*
Over and out!
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