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Trevor Luxton

On October 2, 2002, Trevor Luxton, a 22-year-old banking clerk at the firm Credit Lyonnais, used his work computer to send a lying and disgusting email out to 5 friends. It went viral.

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🤥Trevor Luxton: Last night I was all geared up for a night in front of the telly watching football, having a ruby and a couple of beers while Jo's still away.

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: "Ruby" is another word for curry where this email comes from.

🤥Trevor Luxton: Suddenly I get a text from Laura my mates ex which says I'm coming round because I need to see you. So she comes round and we get chatting about all sorts of stuff and then we start kissing a[nd] fondling (as you do). Then I find my self sitting in the arm chair with a beer in one hand remote in the other, West ham on the box

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Which means soccer on TV...

🤥Trevor Luxton: and Laura on her knees sucking my *****........

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: *Scowl* Lies!

Laura Thomas, 21 at the time, said: "I did not do it. I wasn't even round there."

🤥Trevor Luxton: Then the phone rings and it's Jo who was bored at the airport...........

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Who was your fiancee at the time, and for some incomprehensible reason, still wanted to marry you after this loser email. The good thing is she eventually had a change of heart and dumped your sorry arse.

🤥Trevor Luxton: So now I've got my beer, Laura ***

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Nowhere near let alone doing what your filthy lie says...

🤥Trevor Luxton: and Jo chatting to me on the dog.....

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Stupid term for a phone.

🤥Trevor Luxton: When Laura stops *** looks up at me winks and whispers "say hello to Jo for me" and then gets back to the job in hand........

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Lies! She wasn't there. You must've put some pretty potent drugs in your stupid beer to hallucinate this idiocy.

🤥Trevor Luxton: Am I the worst boyfriend in the world or what?????

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: You're the kind of guy I wouldn't give the time of day.

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Luxton was suspended with pay, and he resigned a few weeks later.

He was eventually dumped by his then fiancee, and admitted that whole email was a lie.

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