Look out, hoaxers, Ocean Elf's on the warpath!
Here goes!
😏Meme: A LITTLE GIRL
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: *Grimace* Oh, great, another piece of diabolically manipulative crud! *Scowl*
😏Meme:WENT TO SCHOOL WITH BRUISES ON HER ARM.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: AAAAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGHHHHHHHH! *Facepalm* what is it with you chain freaks and always telling tales about abuse? Gah! You just can't STAND the idea of anyone being happy, can you? Oh, unless of course, you're so convinced that us real people are unhappy and only you can make us happy. Well, THINK AGAIN!
😏Meme: SHE WEARS THE SAME THING ALMOST EVERYDAY.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: So freaking what? Maybe she's in a school where they use uniforms. Or maybe she just likes her outfit. Maybe she has more than one outfit the same. maybe she likes to look a certain way when she dresses.
If she just wears literally the same outfit day in and day out - Ewwww. But you're probably going to use that stinky to accentuate the whole idea that she's poor, she's abused, she's beaten up by her parents, bullied by other kids, drags herself around, half dead, all to squeeze some tears out of me so I'll forward your chain letter - well, think again!
😏Meme: THE TEACHER NOTICES BUT DOESN'T SAY ANYTHING.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Well what a typical dimwit. Same as in that bobby Decker story… Again, I must ask, why? why why why???
Oh, right, teachers in chain letters aren't known for their smarts!
Let's tally up the list of teacher disasters so far, shall we?
All of them too into themselves and wowed by their own musings to notice or care about what's really going on with anyone else around them.
😏Meme: SHE HAS NO FRIENDS.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Well boo-hoo, she's only the something zillionth fictitious sad friendless and abused kid you stupid chain letters want me crying over.
Maybe she's too stinky to be around, from wearing only one outfit - her choice, I might ad. I'm not falling for your excuses.
😏Meme: ONE DAY, A BOY WALKS UP TO HER,
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: And croaks within seconds from the stench… Well that'd teach him for taking a stupid dare from his stupid buddies at her expense anyway.
😏Meme: AND THEY ARE FRIENDS RIGHT OFF THE BAT.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Huh? Okay, so I was in error, he's a stinker too? got it!
😏Meme: HE LOOKS OUT HIS WINDOW ONE NIGHT AND CALLS HER NAME.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: So what in heck IS her freakin' name anyway? You never did come out with that info!
😏Meme: SHE OPENS HER WINDOW, AND THEY TALK.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Holy crap! This is like way riveting! We're talking monumentally earth-shattering plot twist! They talked! Wow wow wow! whatever next!?
😏Meme: HER MOM COMES IN AND BEATS HER TO DEATH.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Oh, for the sake of ruddy crying out loud! That just, boom, came out of nowhere, and for no reason! This story SUCKS - OUT - LOUD! *Scowl*
Throw that violent cow in the slammer, even if you have to charge her with reverse deus ex machina, cuff the witch!
😏Meme: THE BOY IS LOST FOR WORDS.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Wait a gall dang blasted second! *URCH!*
He just like, stands there, stupidly, doing sweet nothing while his new friend gets the crap beaten out of her? If he was worth anything at all, he would've tried to stop it, or at least call the ruddy police! *Scowl*
Toss him in for being an excessory!
😏Meme: POST THIS ON YOUR WALL IF YOU ARE AGAINST CHILD ABUSE!!
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: !!!!!!!!!!! *Censored censored censored* !!!!
YOU!
*Scowl*
I thoroughly hate manipulative lice such as you!
You DARE to assume I would be for child abuse for refusing to repost your sickening and false chain!?
You lie, you suck, you stink, and I will not give in to your disgusting coercive tactics!
Read the mangling of the Misty/Sarah/Chris Daddy It Hurts hoax! That meme makes the same demand, and you know what that is? Abusive!
😏Meme: I bet 95% won't
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: *Rolling eyes* I wish 100% wouldn't! And you are so typical with your big "Only the very rare special caring few would do this" bull crap! I've seen so many chains play this angle as a means of duping people into the belief they are somehow being the most rare kind of beautiful snowflake if they spam the net with this stinking bilge!
Wrong, every time! Wrong wrong wrong!
Over and out!
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