Anthony Parkin or is it Andrew Parkins?
🤥👦🏻Memes: THIS IS NOT A JOKE.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Obviously it is to you, Anthodrew, but I'm not laughing. Neither am I your fool.
👦🏻Meme2: A
🤥Meme1: This
👦🏻Meme2: little boy
🤥Meme1: at the Mayo Clinic
👦🏻Meme2: by the name of Andrew Parkins needs your help! He
🤥👦🏻Memes: is very sick and
🤥Meme1: he
🤥👦🏻Memes: knows
🤥Meme1: that
🤥👦🏻Memes: he
🤥Meme1: will
👦🏻Meme2: is going to
🤥👦🏻Memes: die.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: There are lots of people at the Mayo Clinic, in poor health. Your boy isn't one of them and never was. Not in 1996, not now, not ever. So you failed to bring a tear to my eye.
🤥Meme1: Well you know how they have those "Make a Wish Foundations" that give terminally ill kids a dying wish,
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: of course, but they don't participate in chain letter schemes.
🤥Meme1: well this is kind of like that.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: No, wrong, it is nothing like that. There's real charity, and then there are hoaxes. Your gunk, Androny, falls into the latter category.
👦🏻Meme2: You have probably heard of all those fake letters saying that money will be donated if you forward them on.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Are you kidding? They are what started me on meme-mangling.
👦🏻Meme2: Well they aren’t true and this is different!
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: *Rolling eyes* Don't give me that bull. It's as fake as all the rest!
🤥Meme1: He likes computers and his
👦🏻Meme2: Andrew’s dying
🤥👦🏻Memes: wish is to live forever by having
🤥Meme1: his
👦🏻Meme2: this
🤥👦🏻Memes: chain letter
🤥Meme1: be eternally passed on
👦🏻Meme2: eternally circulated via
🤥👦🏻Memes: the Internet.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: That is unacceptable and inexcusable, especially since your claim is also completely bogus. Talk about a huge ego, so you're saying this kid wants his hard luck cancer story going around the net forever, as if that's how anybody should be remembered. Stupid bull crap. But it's hard to remember somebody who never existed anyway.
🤥Meme1: This is not some joke.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: You already said that and it is a huge joke as far as you're concerned, and unlike you, I'm still not laughing.
🤥Meme1: And
🤥👦🏻Memes: for those of you who care please send this to as many people as possible
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: You mean those you can browbeat and dupe into caring so much for a fictitious sick kid that they'll toss common sense out the window and spam the net with copies of this dumb hoax.
Not happening here.
🤥👦🏻Memes: so his wish can be granted.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Supposedly dying doesn't excuse an unbelievably lousy, narcissistic wish. If every netizen believed and carried out the demands of your tasteless prank, the net would slow up and servers would crash.
🤥Meme1: (THIS IS NOT A CHAIN LETTER
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Yes it is, you even admitted it yourself, your fake kid wants to live forever by spreading a chain letter!
👦🏻Meme2: ONCE AGAIN THIS NOT SOME JOKE!!
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: *Headdesk*You already said that and I'm still not laughing!
👦🏻Meme2: PLEASE
🤥👦🏻Memes: JUST DO SOMETHING NICE FOR ONCE!)
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: *Stern scowl* EXCUSE ME! - How about you do something honest for once, Anthonew, an cut the crap? You have no idea about all the nice things people do, and judging them as never having done anything nice before you demand them to pass on your pack of lies is just too much!
🤥Meme1: From: Anthony Parkin
Date: Wed, 17 Apr 1996
Subject: My dying wish
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Yeah, I'll give it a quick death for you…
👦🏻Anthony Parkin: My name is Anthony Parkin, and you don't know me.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: yeah, so this is pretty inconsiderate of you.
👦🏻Anthony Parkin: I'm 7 years old, and I have lukemea.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: You might have lukemea for all I know, it wouldn't be the first time some fake kid came down with a pretend disease.
Leukaemia, though, is real, and you don't have that since you're not real.
👦🏻Anthony Parkin: I found your name using gopher,
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: And you thought it would be great to just send something to random people you found on some search?
👦🏻Anthony Parkin: and I would like for you to carry out my dying wish of starting a chain letter.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Look kid, you already started this stupid chain letter, and don't use the "I'm dying" excuse" to think you should get away with spamming. If you said your dying wish was for people to jump off a bridge, would you expect them to carry that out just to honour you, the poor dying kid with that last wish that nobody could refuse?
👦🏻Anthony Parkin: Please send this letter to five people you know so I can live forever.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: You're confused, anthony. You just said you were dying but you believe spreading a stupid chain letter will give you immortality? It won't. It's pretty ^^^Cancer">ignoble of you to wish on your death bed for people to pass on a lousy chain letter. Ignoble, even for a fictitious kid like you.
👦🏻Anthony Parkin: Thank You very much
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Don't thank me.
Over and out!
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