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🤥CP: I was surfing the web one day looking for furby things. I never realized I did anything wrong.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: I've done that many times, and unlike you, am more sure of myself, so I know searching for furby things isn't wrong. What is sometimes wrong is what pops up in the search results. Having said that, I've run across a lot more good furby videos than bad. It's usually the comments that stink. all those "Furby is creepy!" and that stale old joke "Don't feed them after midnight" thing. Bleh. But you don't find that stupidity nearly so much on furby party rocker videos.
🤥CP: I was on YouTube.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: So are a lot of people.
🤥CP: The video started off with a pink puff furby.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: That's a color variant of the 2012 model. *Wince* Youtuber just used "I know, right?" Urgh.
🤥CP: In the background, po pi po, the song started to play. I saw a teal furby fly closer to the screen. It showed the inside of a furby. Right next to the teal furby was an Illuminatti symbol.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Oh, right, gotta stick this illuminati bullcrap in there somewhere. *Rolling eyes* What next, zombie unicorns? You know something? Romance isn't the only thing that gets cheesy.
🤥CP: I thought it was just the Japanese culture it showed millions of furbys spinning around a heart.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf:Somehow I get the feeling you are way off track. What's furbies spinning around a heart got to do with Japanese culture?
🤥CP: Then the furby was speaking in its Furby language and words next to it were flying back and forth.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Yep, mega camera tricks and photoshop crap happening here.
🤥CP: Then it showed a variety of Furbies. The screen froze.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Because there always has to be a screen-freeze or some other sort of nothingness to make a creepy pasta video.
🤥CP: It started to zoom in to the pink puff furby and faded to the furby with no fur, burning.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Because microwaving furbies isn't quite idiotic enough, apparently.
🤥CP: It then showed a man taking off the Furby's fur, piece by piece
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Wait, what? I thought you said it had no fur and was burning.
🤥CP: and feeding their own fur to the Furby.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: So, this furby is burning, and eating itself? Sounds as bad as that horrible Hadith chain letter that wishes women would be demned to eat themselves in some kind of hell. Yeah, delish to a pasta fan, I'm sure.
🤥CP: I tried to close and it wouldn't let me out.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: You must've fried your computer with viruses that struck just then, because I was able to exit that video in order to get a look at the user's channel.
🤥CP: Then there was no sound.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Like I said, something with your comp must've been on the blink. That video was noise from start to end when I checked it out.
🤥CP: It showed her burning and tied to a devils cross.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: There's no such thing as a devil's cross. Aside from that, where did the heart go?
🤥CP: Being myself,
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Well of course you were. You can't literally be anything other than yourself, though you can act like anyone or anything else if you please.
🤥CP: I felt for the Furby.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Much as I don't like seeing likenesses of sentients getting destroyed either, you must remember that you were no doubt feeling the pain more than the furby was. Remember, furbies have to get taken apart a little bit when they get their batteries replaced.
🤥CP: Then I paused and saw something disturbing.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Oh really? As if what you just described wasn't disturbing? You're not scaring me.
🤥CP: A goat was tied up and then the furbys face was what seemed to be a goat demon.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: The closest thing to a goat I've ever seen on a furby was the dark blue party rocker with his horns, and the one I have is neither tied up nor a demon. His face looks more like a monkey's anyway.
🤥CP: It showed the skinned furbys eyes a pentagrams.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: So if you want your furby's eyes to become pentagrams, just burn their fur off and try to feed it to them. Got it. Really, sticking pentagrams into this... How cheesy.
🤥CP: Then went back to a normal commercial.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Nothing about this whole thing is normal from a normal standpoint. Normal for creepy pasta and anime, certainly.
🤥CP: The Delivery I first saw this video on YouTube. Labeled "Creepy Japanese Furby Commercial". The video itself cannot be flagged.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: All Youtube videos can be flagged/reported.
🤥CP: So it's still out there somewhere.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Youtube doesn't generally remove videos for sheer bandwidth-wasting prank creations of stupidity loaded with tons of techy showing off with camera tricks and image/video editing. They remove videos for copyright violations and sometimes what they might consider or have been told is "hate speech"
🤥CP: Here is the link http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IHbaBd3h0FU
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: If you look at the Youtube user's channel itself, you'll see that it's not based in reality at all, but a load of stuff with a horror and unbelievable bent put together for entertainment purposes only.
So, love to break it to you, this isn't a real Japanese creepy furby commercial. Only a video made by pasta fans for pasta fans, designed to perpetuate that most unoriginal "Furbies are creepy!" idea, with a gory twist pasta fans love.
March 21 by 🙃Y08rn
💬what the hell
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Pretty much. It's crap.
January 21 by 🐭Killer Minnie Mouse
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: *Rolling eyes* Gah.
🐭Killer Minnie Mouse: 💬The video was creepy and poor furby burned and eaten to death but its a toy so i have to deal with it
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Big duh.
February 17 by 👧🏻Jadensasim
💬i felt the same way.. i really like furbys but for awhile i had no idea wut to do with it.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: That's because it's one of those stupid "experimental fiction" things but in video form, with a pasta story to go along with it. Bleckh.
November 8, 2013 by 👦🏾1kenny30
💬Well give me a moustach and call me Hitler,the video IS real (by that I mean it exists, it's obviously a joke)
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Gah, stupid anti-chain! ""The chain letter is real because it exists" is utterly unoriginal and overkilled.
I'm not calling you Hitler, and am incapable of giving you a 'moustache'
October 15, 2013 by 👿6cr6w6
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Another totally original tri-6 handle. Well, well, well. *Rolling eyes*
👿6cr6w6: 💬What is it with people and the Illuminati? J**** C*****.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: *Scowl* Cut the blaspheming!
👿6cr6w6: 💬They're not a "Satanic" organization. They are a group of scientists dedicated to disproving the church!
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: That makes them politicians, and only pseudo-scientists, at best.
Trying to disprove the church is trying to get people to turn away from God which is Satanic.
Real scientists don't try to undermine people's belief in God, including organizations that foster belief in God without duplicitous activities. Break down the fraudulent cults, yes, but leave innocent Christians and our above-board organizations, be they churches, charities etc. well enough alone, thank you.
👿6cr6w6 💬It irks the sh*t out of me! -_-
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Too bad for you, isn't it?
The Illuminati are the adult version of the boogyman and if there really is a group out there who are supposedly so-called "scientists" whose mission it is to destroy the church and they are calling themselves the illuminati, they deserve to be the butt of society's collective jokes. Anti-theists have been giving Christians the same treatment for ages, they can sure dish it out but can't take it. so shut your blasphemous mouth and deal.
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