🔤🔣📶*️⃣〰️➰➿Zalgo: Don't say another Hamgoddam word.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Don't presume it's okay telling me what not to say, Zalgo. I am not afraid of you... Yes, I got rid of your blaspheming.
🔤🔣📶*️⃣〰️➰➿Zalgo: Up until now, I've been polite.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: No, you have not. The first thing you said was not to say a thing. That does not politeness make.
🔤🔣📶*️⃣〰️➰➿Zalgo: If you say ANYTHING else - ONE word
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: If you continue toward making some kind of threat, you will seal your fate with me.
🔤🔣📶*️⃣〰️➰➿Zalgo: - I will kill myself.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Go ahead, Zalgo, I won't stop you from doing that, nor will I shed a tear.
🔤🔣📶*️⃣〰️➰➿Zalgo: And when my tainted spirit finds its destination,
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: That's your problem.
🔤🔣📶*️⃣〰️➰➿Zalgo: I will topple the Master of that dark place.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Now you're just talking crazy.
🔤🔣📶*️⃣〰️➰➿Zalgo: From my black throne,
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: You don't have a black throne, here or in the afterlife.
🔤🔣📶*️⃣〰️➰➿Zalgo: I will lash together a machine of bone and blood,
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Wrong. Machines consist of metal, plastic, glass, not blood and bone. If you're wanting to create a monster out of corpses, Dr. Frankenstein already beat you to that, with rather disastrous results.
🔤🔣📶*️⃣〰️➰➿Zalgo: and fueled by my hatred for you
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: And I'm just crazy about you too, Zalgo. *Sneer*
🔤🔣📶*️⃣〰️➰➿Zalgo: this Fear Engine will bore a hole between this world and that one.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: No one and nothing can manage that. Your little "fear engine" will be headed down the path of its own destruction, probably sooner than you expect.
🔤🔣📶*️⃣〰️➰➿Zalgo: When it begins, you will hear the sound of children screaming -as though from a great distance.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Actually it's very common to hear children screaming around here since I live near a couple of schools, and have neighbours with children.
🔤🔣📶*️⃣〰️➰➿Zalgo: A smoking orb
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Oh wow! Another orb! But wait. This is not just any orb. It's a smoking orb! *Smirk* Ridiculous.
🔤🔣📶*️⃣〰️➰➿Zalgo: of NOTHING
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: A smoking orb of nothing? Uh, yeah, pretty much...
🔤🔣📶*️⃣〰️➰➿Zalgo: will grow above your bed,
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Exactly. Nothing grows above my bed. At least you got that right.
🔤🔣📶*️⃣〰️➰➿Zalgo: and from it will emerge a thousand starving crows.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Not quite. Crows just don't come from nothing. And we have too many of those obnoxious pests around here as it is, thanks.
🔤🔣📶*️⃣〰️➰➿Zalgo: As I slip through the widening maw in my new form,
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: You'll slip through one of your own mouthes? Gosh, Zalgo, I'd love to see you try pulling off that trick. It would be hilarious.
🔤🔣📶*️⃣〰️➰➿Zalgo: you will catch only a glimpse of my radiance before you are incinerated.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Wrong. First, radiance is something you clearly do not have. Next, it is you who will be incinerated if you try anything with me.
🔤🔣📶*️⃣〰️➰➿Zalgo: Then, as tears of bubbling pitch stream down my face,
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Don't expect anything in the way of a comforting arm around you.
🔤🔣📶*️⃣〰️➰➿Zalgo: my dark world will begin.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Begin to be recognized for the figment of your own imagination as it is.
🔤🔣📶*️⃣〰️➰➿Zalgo: I will open one of my six mouths,
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Seven, actually.
🔤🔣📶*️⃣〰️➰➿Zalgo: and I will sing the song that ends the Earth.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: You might try to sing, but your silly song will have no effect on the earth's existence, you arrogant meme.
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