🙎♂️CP: If you are reading this then this warning is for you.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: I don't scare over warnings from memes.
🙎♂️CP: If you are reading this then this warning is for you.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: You already said that.
🙎♂️CP: Every word you read of this useless fine print is another second off your life.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: So yu admit to writing worthless junk. Good. My mangles of such junk are not only fun, but might actually get anyone who reads them to laugh and ditch any bit of fear of Zalgo or any other meme.
🙎♂️CP: Don't you have other things to do?
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Not for the time being. So like it or not, this thing is getting mangled! *Wicked grin*
🙎♂️CP: Is your life so empty that you honestly can't think of a better way to spend these moments?
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Judge much? I had a good sleep, and woke up too early. So I've got a nice chunk of spare time to do anything I please until the rest of the world starts waking up.
🙎♂️CP: Or are you so impressed with authority that you give respect and credence to all who claim it?
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Hah! *Scoffing* You obviously have no idea who I am and what my motives are. There are other ways of dealing with false claims of authority besides actually obeying them. There's ignoring them, and then there's pwning the living heck out of them.
🙎♂️CP: Do you read everything you're supposed to read?
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: of course. But there's a difference between what I'm actually supposed to read, and what people like you tell me I'm supposed to read. I know the difference. I'm not reading this to follow any orders from you. I've got something entirely different in mind.
🙎♂️CP: Do you think everything you're supposed to think?
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: According to my own conscience, yes. Do I think what other people tell me I'm supposed to think? No freaking way!
🙎♂️CP: Buy what you're told you should want?
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Again, no. Otherwise, I'd be a hipster or end up with a bunch of stuff I don't actually want.
🙎♂️CP: Get out of your apartment.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: It's not an apartment. More to the point, it's not even daylight yet. It's wintery weather outside as well as of this response. So plenty of good reason for me to stay in and tell you to take a hike.
🙎♂️CP: Meet a member of the opposite sex.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Look, I'm not interested in dating. Assuming you are the opposite sex, even if I was interested in dating, I wouldn't date you anyway. So you might as well cut your losses and go home.
🙎♂️CP: Stop the excessive shopping and masturbation.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Um excuse you! I don't shop excessively and am totally not into that other thing you just mentioned. Eww! *Disgusted grimace* Go fly a kite!
🙎♂️CP: Quit your job.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Not a chance! Not even if you wanted to hire me. I wouldn't work for you. I love my work. So shut up, get your own job, and shut up.
🙎♂️CP: Start a fight.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: I'm better at finishing them, in this case, it's the fight you just started.
🙎♂️CP: Prove you're alive.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: The fact this mangle has been written should prove that. What does it matter to you anyway? You don't even know me.
🙎♂️CP: If you don't claim your humanity you will become a statistic.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: everybody becomes a statistic. That's why there are lists and records made of births, deaths, demographic information etc. But that doesn't mean nobody claims their humanity. Human is human. You don't get un-human when you get included in a list of stats.
🙎♂️CP: You have been warned...... Tyler
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: I already told you, warnings from memes don't intimidate me. The only thing I'm unclear on is the "Tyler" Is that your sig, or were you meaning this blather to be directed at someone named Tyler? If so, I'm not Tyler, You may refer to me as Ocean..
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