Jeff The Killer Re-write 2014

This story was posted on Jan 25, 2014.


Jeff the killer: His true origins and intentions.

🤥CP: Many great stories about outlaw become distorted and transformed into a being that is nothing like the actual person in question. Billy the kid was nothing like the story suggests but many believe it.

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Did he kill anyone? Was he an outlaw? Of course. So that's what matters. He chose that life.

🤥CP: One such story was about the modern psychopath: Jeff the killer.

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Psychopath, that says it all right there. It doesn't matter if Jeff was into Harry Potter, or The Hunger Games. a sadist is still a sadist, and what differences you claim are there, don't matter. He is still Jeff The Killer.

🤥CP: His story on the web changed his actual involvement in the world and how he acts.

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Yours included. Such is the nature of fiction.

🤥CP: People love, hate and generally scared of this maniacal being from the story that brought him the main stream eye.

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: I haven't seen much in the way of hate toward Jeff. The closest people tend to come to that is scoffing and whinging about him not being creepy enough. Otherwise, it's fans that adore or fear him. And I wouldn't call anything creepy pasta mainstream.

🤥CP: Nobody knows, however, that this story is a lie.

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Actually yes, people know it is a lie, or more accurately, fiction...Like this.

🤥CP: He is more than a depressed teenager who goes crazy for some reason; he is more than what the fans of him say. He is one of the greatest killers

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: *Scowl* One of the "greatest killers" Well, that says a lot about you, doesn't it? Killing isn't great.

🤥CP: and nobody knows his true rise to this state.

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: *Scowl* "rise" You call becoming a sadistic killer a "rise"... Aaaaagh! No... No, that is not a rise. It is a plummet.

🤥CP: Except for an old friend.+

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: So you're his old friend... You have been discovered...

I'll give you his origin information, and consider your story another among many versions out there.

🤥CP: When Jeff moved into the big city with his family, he couldn’t be happier. For years he had to deal with being schizophrenic and having everyone in the old country tease him for his illness. His parents had to move to the city because his father got a job working for the NYPD and he needed to be stationed there. Jeff’s mother reluctantly agreed, only because she knew a psychiatrist that could help Jeff with his illness. Jeff looked outside the window as they passed the town border and entered New York. Jeff has never seen such a sight before of the bustling streets and neon lights. Jeff made a hand gesture to get Samuel to come over and see. Jeff never had a friend or a sibling before so he made some of his own up. Jeff’s parents are happy about Jeff using his imagination but are also disturbed that he is thirteen and still has imaginary friends. The apartment they moved into was on the Brooklyn side, which is the side that Jeff’s father was stationed at. They all to unpack all of their gear then go straight to bed as the next day Jeff has to go to school and his dad was on the beat.

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: So, you're his imaginary friend Samuel. Or you're Liu. I notice you didn't mention Liu, but there's a reason for that. Liu and "lie" are only different by one letter, and Liu lies for Jeff...

This new family may well have moved to New York, but not because of Jeff's schizophrenia, which is not being excepted as the usual overused excuse for going nuts.

🤥CP: Jeff’s bed was a fresh clean mattress while his parents had to sleep on the couch bed until their room is fumigated.

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Because Jeff remained such a Gary Stu that he had to have the best bed of the lot, naturally.

🤥CP: Jeff was tossing and turning all night because he was experiencing a nightmare about the next day at school.

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Because Randy got taken away by Slender Man, nobody knew that. Just that they thought he was dead, and then he just disappeared. So Jeff was probably still having nightmares about that bully since the 2011 restart.

🤥CP: The dream started off well as Jeff walked into the school with people smiling and welcoming him. His moment of joy was interrupted as a jock from the eleventh grade came up to him to pick on him for his schizophrenia.

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Because jocks are always going around picking on people for schizophrenia, which is like the so incredibly in thing to do when you're in grade 11. Not...

Besides, it's not as if the school puts up big billboards, announcing what sorts of medical conditions students have. And I'm not buying this whole schitzo thing. Jeff is simply bad.

🤥CP: The ones that welcomed him from the door turned around and pointed at him. They were all laughing and calling him a weirdo.

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Because nothing's different, really, it's always Jeff against a whole school full of stupid cardboard cut-out bullies. Yeah right. Weirdo doesn't go far enough in describing him or any of these dumb characters.

🤥CP: His imaginary friend, Samuel, stood beside him. He looked at Samuel, who just said,

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: And you would know, because you are Samuel.

🤥CP: “I’ll take care of this”

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: And I will take care of you.

🤥CP: Jeff closed his eyes for a split second to only open them to see all of the people who made fun of him hanging on the lockers and railings of the stairs by their intestines.

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: *Grimace* WTH is with you weirdoes and intestines? Gah!

So... He gots big super killing powers now and can kill in a blink of an eye and say it's Samuel... But it's all in his head...

🤥CP: Jeff turned with quick haste to Samuel, who was at the end of the hallway. H Jeff asked why Samuel did it and Samuel just chuckled.

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: For giggles and kicks, of course. *Glare*

🤥CP: “You’re the one that did this.”

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Yeah, he did, and Samuel thought it was all hilarity and hoots.

🤥CP: Jeff looked down to see a bloody knife in his hand and blood on his white hoodie.

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Only the same style of clothes he always wears.

🤥CP: Samuel smiled at him. Jeff looked up and smiled back.+

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Excuse me while I vomit at this love affair.

🤥CP: The day at school was not as bad as Jeff predicted it to be.

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: So he thought himself a psychic too, I suppose. *Sneer* Let's see if I can get this straight. Jeff/Samuel just gutted a bunch of people, and nothing happens. School doesn't actually, you know, get closed and turned into a crime scene. Nothing happens until...

Jeff wakes up, actually goes to school the next day and finds it is nowhere near as gory as his silly nightmare had been.

🤥CP: Other than a fight which resulted him going to the principal’s office.

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Because that's what Jeff does, pick fights...

🤥CP: The principal said it wasn’t good for Jeff being at this school for one day and already knocking out someone.

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: No crap.

🤥CP: The car trip home after he has been suspended, his mother asked him why he did it. He looked up from and broke his depressing silence

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: From Jeff, silence isn't depressing. It's golden.

🤥CP: by saying that Samuel told him to.

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Yeah, blame it all on someone else, as usual.

🤥CP: His mother

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Foster mother. I'm not going to keep repeating these corrections. For now, these are the guardians Jeff has right after he kills his parents back in 2011. But if my prediction is right, they will be the next killed, after Jeff's parents and and Jane Arkensaw's.

🤥CP: didn’t want to hear another word of it and explained that as of tomorrow he will be seeing Doctor Rosland to help with his condition.

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: No one can help Jeff.

🤥CP: For the rest of the day, Jeff walked around the apartment with a depressing feeling building inside of him.

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Awww, poor baby. No sympathy from me.

🤥CP: All he could think of was going to sleep. This sleep had dream more eerie than the last one. He saw a man in a dark room with a light shining over him. Jeff crept up to the man because there was no other point he could see. Jeff tapped the man on the shoulder to ask him where he was. The man turned around to show Jeff his disfigured face.

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Oh, so this dream dweeb has the disfigured face? Oh, brother.... *Rolling eyes* I can just see this building up to another "Jeff's not responsible" cray-cray excuse.

🤥CP: Jeff leapt back when he saw the scar on his left ear. The exact same scar that Jeff has.

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Oh, so they gots matching scars. How totally awesome. Not. Apparently Jeff is dreaming about some stranger but superimposing his own image on him.

🤥CP: “Oh look, see this boy? This is your life!”

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Blah, blah, blah.

🤥CP: The man raised a knife to strike down Jeff. Before the knife hit Jeff, he woke up to the crashing sounds in the kitchen. He rushed out of his room to see his father battling with somebody with a knife. The knife man stabbed Jeff’s father in the neck where the Jugular is while his father pushed the man down onto the floor. Jeff saw his mother unconscious and he decided that he would protect his family.

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Protect his foster family, my foot. Jeff doesn't protect anyone but himself.

🤥CP: He grabbed the knife from the man and started stabbing in the heart. Jeff shed tears as he did this because he couldn’t stop until he stopped breathing.

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: So he smiles when people are gutted by him and his friend Samuel at school in a nightmare, but he sheds tears now? Not buying that.

🤥CP: Jeff was exhausted from this stabbing and rushed over to his father. He tried to help his father but by this time, the pulse has stopped.

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Well, that's because Jeff went so crazy with the knife that he didn't even realize who he was stabbing.

Jeff turned to his mother who screamed out:

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: I thought you said she was unconscious, Samuel.

🤥CP: “Jeff…You killed. You killed two people, including your father! That is it Jeff, I cannot take care of you anymore!”

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Well, she can't even take care of herself at this rate, so, no-brainer.

🤥CP: She promptly picked up the phone to call 911.1

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: All this just after being unconscious for how long?

🤥CP: Jeff was arrested the next day. He was being taken away screaming on how his mother should help him.

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Tough luck, Jeff. Deal.

🤥CP: His tears of sadness were real;

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Not. More like, tears of anger that he was finally getting his arse handed to him after being a brat all his life, and now a murderer as well.

🤥CP: his screams were ones of terror.

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Yes, because being caught would be worse than anything else for this kid.

🤥CP: That is what can be said at that time.

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Blah.

🤥CP: He was sentenced to five years of imprisonment by the law.

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Not nearly long enough.

🤥CP: This sentence lasted longer due to the violent outbursts of Jeff.

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: But you posted this back in 2014, Samuel. It must be some kind of timewarp thing again.

🤥CP: He has used a pipe to smash another inmate’s face on multiple occasions. He has put poison in some of the meals when it was his turn to serve them.

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Since when are inmates in charge of serving the food? And where in heck would he get his hands on poison when in prison?

🤥CP: He was constantly put in solitary confinement to be brought out to be put in again.

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Which is where he deserves to be.

🤥CP: Every time he was placed in solitary confinement, a psychiatrist came to visit him to tell his mother how he has progressed with his schizophrenia.

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Solitary isn't for rehab and it isn't a cure/treatment for schizophrenia, which I'm still not accepting as an excuse.

🤥CP: One of these sessions, the psychiatrist, Doctor Comswell, told his mother that he is no longer referring to Samuel anymore. Comswell went on to say that he is developing a new personality to be his main one.

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Still playing the Lady Une multiple personality BS... All he needs to complete this jag is a pair of Lady Une glasses.

🤥CP: Jeff’s mother looked through the one sided window to see her son in the corner of the room, looking at her with a deathly look.

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: It's called the death stare, and it means he wants her dead. I'm pretty sure how that ends.

🤥CP: Time passed when Jeff had to be moved the adult prison.

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: He should've already been there. Far as I know, they don't have solitary in juvie.

🤥CP: Doctor Comswell said that he shouldn’t be afraid of this as he will be there as well.

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: *Rolling eyes* Jeff is too devoid of real feeling to be afraid of anything beyond confinement.

🤥CP: Jeff smirked a little bit then raised his head.

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Of course he did.

🤥CP: “Who said I was afraid?”+

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: *Rolling eyes*

🤥CP: His time in the adult prison was running smoothly in his opinion.

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Except that he was still confined. Unless of course, he could do one of two things, escape, or make other inmates and prison staffers' life a living hell...

🤥CP: He made himself the most dominate

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Bingo! It's number 2. Though the word is 'dominant' which he meant he dominated the others. I'm not surprised. *Disgusted glare*

🤥CP: by finding the dark secrets of other inmates and threatened to expose them all. Jeff

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: So along with being a sadistic freak, he was also a blackmailer. *Hiss*

Actually dark secrets people have are usually revealed in court before they are imprisoned long term.

🤥CP: carved a smile into his face using a spoon with enough pressure.

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Whatever he used, it all comes out the same. So the first hack job wasn't doing it for him any more, he had to go cut out more of his face, what a freak.

🤥CP: His reason

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: His excuse...

🤥CP: for doing it was to prove to everyone he was happy now.

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Still stupid.

🤥CP: He said he will always be happy with who he is from now on, no matter the mistake he has made.

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Which just goes to show he's got far too big of an opinion of himself and is incapable of learning or being worth anything.

🤥CP: His sentence was increased to life because of numerous of incidents.

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: But you know how that goes. Life doesn't always mean life when it comes to these sentences.

🤥CP: The main one being during a conjugal visit from his mother, he leapt from his chair to wrap his hands around her neck. As the mother was spluttering with her last breaths, Jeff was saying something so horrifying with the deepest of angers anyone would ever hear.

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: I knew that was coming. And of course, he'll say "Go to sleep." like he always does.

🤥CP: “This is what you wanted! You wanted me to be happy, so here I am, HAPPY!”

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Yeah right. Stupid, lying, sadistic freak.

🤥CP: The guards came in when the final spasms the mother’s body signified her passing.+

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: *Scowl*

🤥CP: On his twenty fifth birthday,

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: I've just about given up how old this kid is. He was a mask on 15 year old Sesseur back in 2006, he was 13 in 2008, 13 again in 2011, 12 or 13 in 2014 and again in 2015, gah. How about just putting him at 15 back in 2006 and having him stay 12 mentally? That would put him at 15 in 2016, which means more than a decade went by from 2014 to 2016. Wow, talk about screwing up time.

🤥CP: Jeff fooled a guard to come close to him so he can grab the guard’s chest to smash into the bars hard enough to crack a rib to puncture his heart. As the guard was howling in pain, Jeff grabbed the keys to unlock his cell. He dropped the keys next to the now blood soaked uniform of the officer as he picked up the guard’s night stick. He started to walk to the exit of the prison when guards with pistols came around the corner. They demanded that he should put his hands up. Jeff did not comply so they shot him in the legs. He was still standing after the shots were fired and started to chuckle. He looked up and said to them.

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Probably "Go to sleep" and then he'd shoot them all dead with death rays or something. *Sneer*

🤥CP: “I will never be sad again. Instead, I am happy.”

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Yeah right. Happy as long as he can cause pain and make a run for it...

🤥CP: He lunged at them flailing the nightstick into their bodies as they kept firing shots. The bullets hit his limbs but he kept going about his way. He shuffled to the front door of the prison until he turned around and started shuffling to Comswell’s office. His shadow invaded the window on the door as three subtle knocks were heard.

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Because the doctor is next, and then all of the inmates, then all of the city, then the state, then the country, then the continent, then da whole world!!! Oh please!

🤥CP: “Thanks for making me who I am.”+

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Actually Jeff, you're a disgusting mess and it's entirely your own fault. *Glare*

🤥CP: Two months after my colleague disappeared, I visited his office where the greatest prison breakouts took place. I came here to pay my respects and to find some notes from a few patients that were transferred to me. This where I found notes on Jeffery and his story. Many of my patients have found a man with the same description as Jeffery and they always say that he enjoyed pain the same way this person does. Months of researching him found me the story from somebody who has a friend that is a patient of mine. I think my patient told him about his encounter with Jeff and decided to create a story about him. The story conflicted with the notes that Comswell has collected on him. I decided to put these notes into a story about Jeff’s true decline into the maniac he is today. Nights never go by without me thinking about where he is now, where does he sleep, how does he live? I found one last note that was not in Cromwell’s writing. It was barely legible, but this is what it said.

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: So, now I'm confused. At the start of this, you mentioned an old friend of Jeff's, and now you talk somewhat detached about him. so which is it?

🤥CP: Jeff: “I heard you the other night. They want me to go to sleep. You will never make me sleep!

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Maybe they won't, Jeffrey, but you will go to sleep.

Jeff: Everyone thinks I have no redeeming qualities

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Too many people think you're some kind of awesome.

It is me who knows you have no redeeming qualities...

Jeff: but I actually do.

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: No, you do not!

Jeff: I am happy for the first time in my life.

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: You stupid fool. Being happy, especially over killing people is *NOT* quality of any sort, let alone redeeming!

Jeff: Actual happiness.

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Is something you do not and never will have. That you think you have to go telling everyone how freaking "happy" you are shows you're anything but.

Jeff: You can’t take that away.

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Try me. I've got things at my disposal you have no idea of.

Jeff: Not now.

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Just you wait, Jeffrey.

Jeff: Everyone wants me to go to sleep.

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: In all the stuff I've read about you, no one has ever said those words but you... Idiot.

Jeff: I will make them go to sleep.”+

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: No, you will not...

You have snuffed out three sets of guardians, various other families, students, detectives, doctors, little children, you are long over due for the big sleep.


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