“It was a hot night. My mom left the windows open in our room, and I remember the cool air flowing through the window, making the curtains dance like fairy wings shimming in the moon light.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: ugh. It's 'shimmering' and that would be pretty fancy for curtains.
But this is only 8:20 on a hot night, so what's the moon doing out already? This would be summer, the time of year when the days are at their longest.
🧒CP: My sister and I should have been asleep, but there were fireflies coming in through the window, so we were playing “Fairies” and jumping on the beds and yelling.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Lucky you. I've never even seen a fire fly. But again, don't they show up more when it's dark out? which, it shouldn't be on a summer evening at 8:20.
🧒CP: Mom and Dad had told us to sleep, but by this time they were in bed asleep so we played late into the night.”
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: What? Not even my parents go to bed that early.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: So what the heck was the purpose to this whole intro if the action was only going to happen three hours later?
🧒CP: “We were sitting, giggling and whispering, and we were getting tired and were about to go to sleep, when Hope’s face got pale and she stopped laughing.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: *Sigh* You're putting me to sleep.
🧒CP: She looked like she was about to pee herself.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Uh, maybe she should've gone to the washroom...
🧒CP: She was only four,
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: 11:30 is WAY TOO LATE for a four-year-old to be up. Actually, it is she who should've been in bed by 8:30.
🧒CP: so I asked, “Hey did you forget to go potty again?”She shook her head no and put her hand up and pointed behind me.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: So she thought you should've gone potty?
🧒CP: I wasn't able to turn and look, when a sharp feeling went through me.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Oh, another sharp feeling. That could mean anything from the literal to the figurative sense.
🧒CP: I looked down at my chest to see something shinny sticking out.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Shinny? Somebody stuck their shin in your chest? Unless it was Hope herself, that makes no sense at all. No one just gets in to your place without you hearing it, especially since you and Hope had gone from yelling to just whispers and giggles now.
More to the point, shins aren't sharp. if you got kneed in the chest, that would've hurt.
🧒CP: I would have cried out from the pain but I couldn't feel it.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: So then there was no pain. As I said, Hope's shin isn't sharp.
🧒CP: I had no pain sensors in my brain,
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: You wouldn't happen to be related to Ticci by any chance, would you?
and if you had no pain sensors, you would've felt nothing, not even a sharp feeling...
🧒CP: so what should have hurt just shocked me.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Nope. shock is a form of pain. No pain, no shock feeling.
🧒CP: The person pulled the sharp thing out from between my ribs and kicked me on to the floor.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Again, how did this "person" get in without you hearing it?
*Glares at Jeff* You're getting yourself in deeper and deeper.
🧒CP: I landed right in front of Hope, who was going to scream but he jumped over me and grabbed her, putting his hands around her mouth, muffling her little cries.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: *Continues glaring* Jeff is gonna be so ended!
🧒CP: I looked up and saw a teen boy sitting on my sister, I cried out, “Get off of her!” as I jumped on his back trying to pull him off my little sister. I hit him again and again but he didn't even feel my hits
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: He will feel what I have coming to him... *Menacing glare*
🧒CP: I could see her turning blue. A warm feeling was running down my legs but all I could see was the life running out of Hope eyes.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Well, assuming Jeff stabbed you, you would feel blood running down you. That should be understood.
But Jeff will know when his life is running out. He will feel it. and he won't like it.
🧒CP:I jumped up in a panic looking for something, anything to hit him with. I looked and looked as the tears ran down my face but I couldn't find anything other than my lamp.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: That should do nicely. and why are you even aware you are crying at this point?
🧒CP: I picked it up and swung it at his head, and there was a crashing sound and blood but he still didn't move from her.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: So clout him again, harder... over and over until he drops, and stays down.
🧒CP: “NO GET OFF MY SISTER YOU MONSTER!”I cried out as I pulled his jet black hair,
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: *Sigh* No, his hair is either brown or not there at all. I explained that over and over again.......... Anyway, aside from logic, it really wouldn't matter if he had purple hair. the colour of his hair doesn't make him more of a monster...
🧒CP: but it was no good. Just before she closed her eyes for the last time,
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: *Scowl*
🧒CP: he said in a gruff voice,
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: I know... "Go to sleep." blah, blah, blah. At least you said 'gruff' instead of 'ominous' this time. Though he couldn't even do gruff if his stupid hack-face job depended on it. From the video games and my own mental image of him, Jeff has the voice of a snot-nosed overgrown brat.
🧒CP: “Go to sleep!”
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: *Gets gold star off shelf and puts it with rest of massive collection*
🧒CP: He was smiling from ear to ear
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: No. It started out as an acid burns face looking mask in the original story, and a stupid face-cut&burn job in the notorious 2011 pasta. I've pointed that out over and over already...
🧒CP: and he had no face I could see, other than two eyes and a mouth.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Well, what might have once been his nose, might look like it's completely gone or maybe it's just a bit of a bump, but if he can't breathe through it, then he must be a mouth-breather. and you know how mouth-breathers are generally viewed...
While on that subject, if Jeff had carved out his face from ear to ear, he would have no skin to keep the noise down when trying to eat. That's not all. Food would continuously be falling out his mouth, through his teeth, getting pushed out by his tongue. Gross!
That also means that if you toss anything bad-tasting at his mouth, he would have no choice but taste some of it.
So he's got a face, it's just really messed up.
🧒CP: His skin
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Oh, brother *rolling eyes* Again with the big white leathery skin song&dance... *Annoyed sigh*
🧒CP: was white as snow,
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Blah, blah, blah, yada yada yada...
🧒CP: his eyes had dried blood around them,
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: I thought it was black rings. Okay, so now he has black rings and dried blood around his eyes. What an uggo.
🧒CP: and his mouth was cut and still bleeding.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Bleeding from where you hit him. So hit him again and don't stop until he's lost a liter and knocked out.
🧒CP: He was a monster,
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Already got that.
🧒CP: and he looked right at me and said,
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Something infuriating and stupid. Because that's all he can say. Stupid and infuriating things.
🧒CP: “Why are you not dead yet? I stabbed you! ….you little b(censored) that lamp hurt!”
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: 1. Jeffrey, people do survive being stabbed. 2. Watch your mouth, you misogynistic pig. 3. The lamp hurt? Awwwwwwww, pooooooooooor little jeffeeeeeeeeeeeee. That was the whole point, stupid!
But believe you me, that is NOTHING compared with what you've got coming! There will come a time when you will wonder why you ever snivelled about being hurt by a lamp.
🧒CP: He got up off my sister and turned his attention to me.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: And he remained unaware that he had the attention of an enemy who would make him regret being such an overconfident and sadistic basilisk.
🧒CP: I looked up at him, and then at Hope who was laying there limp and lifeless on the floor.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Look, I get it. He killed your sister. I'm not impressed or scared. *Glares balefully at Jeff*
🧒CP: I didn't even care that I was bleeding my only thought was, ‘How could he do this?’
Ocean Elf,: Yeah I know. Move along...
🧒CP: I ran for the bedroom door. If I could wake up my dad, the monster would go away.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: that's something else that doesn't make sense. why isn't everybody awake? Jeff is not as quiet as a mouse and neither would anyone be who was getting killed.
🧒CP: I didn't make it to the door, though. He ripped me away from the door and slammed me into the wall, knocking the air from my lungs.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: *Continues a withering glare at Jeff*
🧒CP: A gasping sound came out of my mouth and a crash of broken glass from the picture that hung on the wall should have awoken my dad or mom, but they didn't come.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: don't tell me he already killed them but you and Hope never heard a thing. Because that's just too stupid.
🧒CP: I cried out for them over and over, but they never came.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: *Sigh* Look, I get it. I just don't buy it.
🧒CP: “Silly little girl, they were the first to go to sleep!”
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: STOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO-PIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIID!
*Glares at Jeff*
🧒CP: His laugh was horrible, a sick, giggly laugh.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: The laugh of an obnoxious brat who needs the living tar slapped right out of him!
🧒CP: “You should have seen them. Your mother awoke first to the sight of me standing over her breathing. She let out a slight scream, but I quieted her with a quick cut to the throat. She didn't make a sound!
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: *Glower* First she did a slight scream, then she didn't make a sound, make up your sieve-mind, Jeffrey!
And nameless girl, you should've heard that slight scream. Why didn't you?
🧒CP: Then it was your dad’s turn,
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: *Glowers at Jeff* It was two against you. They should've beat you down easily enough unless you had a gun. But as usual, you didn't. You're not that strong. It's just that you seem to hit people who are already in slow motion and with woefully dulled senses already.
It won't be that way when you meet your real enemies.
🧒CP: and oh what fun he was!”
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: *Glower* Shut it, Jeffrey! *Stuff goes flying*
🧒CP: He laughed his sick laugh again.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: and again and again, as always. *Scowl*
🧒CP: “He yelled and cried,
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: If that was true, both girls should've heard it and come running. they didn't.
However, yes, Jeffrey, *YOU* would consider that to be "fun". *Withering glare*
🧒CP: begging me not to hurt his little girls,
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: *Continues glaring* See above!
🧒CP: but it would be bad for you two to be up so late without being put to sleep,
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: *Shut it, Jeffrey! You're the only one who loves listening to yourself talk.
🧒CP: so after I cut his throat and shut him the f(censored) up,
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: *Glares at Jeff* YOU! - SHUT - UP!
🧒CP: I crawled out your parents window and out on to the ledge where I heard you and you cute little sister giggling and playing.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: So, let's add stalker to your list of bad traits...
all of this is being catalogued. Not good for you, Jeffrey, not at all.
🧒CP: I waited for you two to go to sleep like good little girls should,
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: *Glare* And just who are you to judge what a good little girl is or should do, you stupid freak?
🧒CP: but you two just keep on playing,
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Well, Jeffrey, if you had buzzed off like a good little boy should, the parents would've put the kids to sleep eventually. that was not your job!
🧒CP: so I made up my mind
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Or what passes for a mind in your case... *Disgusted sneer*
🧒CP: I would put you to sleep myself!”
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: No. You don't put people to sleep, Jeffrey, you kill them. Big difference. But since you're so disgusting and hopelessly stupid, there's no point trying to explain it to you.
🧒CP: He laughed
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Again with the ruddy freaking stupid laugh! *Scowl*
🧒CP: as he shoved his knife deep in to my back, each cut deeper than the last
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: which you didn't feel because you don't register pain... So in that sense, the joke is on Jeffrey.
🧒CP: until I blacked out from the blood loss.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: If you blacked out, you probably weren't aware of doing so. I've heard that people don't recall when they faint.
🧒CP: I came to not to long after he was still there, petting my hair as I lie in his lap,
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: *Vomits and glares*
🧒CP: I could feel the rug beneath me,
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: What? His lap was a rug?
🧒CP: it was wet and sticky.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Blah...Blah...blah...
🧒CP: I raised my hand up to my eyes to see my hand was red thick with my blood.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Blah...Blah...Blah... Like - I already like, kinda like, figured that much out... Like, ya know...
🧒CP: I looked up at the monster that had killed my whole family and held me
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Why didn't you give him the ugliest glare? That's what he deserves. Your utter contempt.
🧒CP: as I bleed out
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Uh, already got that...
🧒CP: on the floor
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: But you were on his lap.
🧒CP: and I was confused.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Uh, yeah I guess you were... *Shakes head*
🧒CP: He was crying?
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Oh, wow, after all this, now he tries a bid for sympathy. *Sneer* Not gonna work, Jeffrey! *Spits at him*
🧒CP: I asked, "Why?" He just kept crying.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Probably crying because you didn't scream. Maybe your lack of reaction freaked him out.
🧒CP: “Why? You did this; you have no right to cry! I should be the one that’s crying! I’m going to die and you’re the last thing I will see, the last thing my sister, mother and father saw! So why?” I cried out, my breath slowly getting harder to take in.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: No crap! Good for you for the lamp, and now for telling that overgrown brat off.
🧒CP: His cold black Un-closing eye’s
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Which were that way by his own choice to burn the lids off, the freak.
🧒CP: dripped tears down his white face
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: And to his SMILE OF DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM! Gadda yada yada yada yada blahblahblahblahblah!
🧒CP: to his forever smile
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: *Irritated impatient sigh* Look, his stupid features don't change much if at all from one lousy story to the next, and everybody's so intent on describing them over and over and over again! Aaaaaaargh! Enough already! It's not a "forever smile" it's a stupid ugly face-hack/acid-burny mask thingie!
🧒CP: as he stroked my hair over and over.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: *Burp* Excuse me but this is upsetting my stomach. *Gags*
🧒CP: Finally he said, “I’m so sorry Liu, I didn't mean to hurt you.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Yeah right, Jeffrey! Liar. You killed your own parents. How was that not hurting Liu? Stupid! They were his parents too, and unlike you, he loved them. Unfortunately he doesn't have the guts it takes to disown you after all the violence and murder you've done...
🧒CP: You’ll be okay,
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Drop the phoney concern! This is all *YOUR* fault, Jeffrey!
🧒CP: I called 911. They’ll be here soon.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Liar. You don't call 911 out of guilt or concern, you're too busy skulking around looking to kill people for that, or if you do call 911 it's always as a taunt, because you love the thrill of being just one step ahead of them. *Glares in disgust and spits at Jeff again*
🧒CP: Can you ever forgive me?”
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: HAH! NO!! Take your phoney guilt and rot in it!
🧒CP: He cried over me his tears wetting my face.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Well, if he had never killed anybody I'd have some sympathy for him. But his fault, his problem.
🧒CP: I didn't know who this Liu was, and never will
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: I'll tell you. Liu is Jeff's brother and partner in crime. He probably wouldn't actively try to harm you any further, but he wouldn't help you, either. He's subservient to Jeff. He just does whatever to keep Jeff from being caught, and at least some bodies from being recovered.
So now Jeff is blubbing, And what did he do? Kill your parents and sister, and a bunch of other people. If he really was sorry, he never would've gone on killing people after his initial crazy rampage against his parents. And that is already impossible to understand.
So his crocodile tears thing is just that, phoney.
🧒CP: but I nodded and his face became happy looking.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Because Jeff's nutty like that... *Rolling eyes* He's probably thinking about "beautiful" again.
🧒CP: He hugged me,
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: *Pukes*
🧒CP: laid me on my bed, tucked me in and climbed out the window in to the night.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Gross.
🧒CP: I remember the moon light flowing through the curtains on to the end of my bed Then, red and white lights flashing though the window.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: what the heck kind of moon gives off red and white flashing lights?
🧒CP: It was the police,
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: You should've said that in the first place.
🧒CP: for what must have been a few minutes felt like a few hours
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: No crap.
🧒CP: as my body laid there unable to scream!
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Why? You couldn't feel anything, but you could still breathe, right? Unless Jeff punctured a lung...?
🧒CP: They broke the door down and rushed in to every room in my house.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: So I'm going to assume some neighbour must've discovered something was very wrong. Jeff was too busy crying and laughing over you to call, and too busy killing everybody else before that to call, so even if he claims he called the police, he's not getting believed or any credit for that.
🧒CP: Finally, they came in my room.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: and finally, this will get wrapped up, I hope.
🧒CP: “We have a live one in here! Oh man, it’s just a kid! She can’t be more than ten years old! Get the stretcher in here, we need to get her to the hospital, fast!” said the cop.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: *Glower* See how rotten Jeff is now? He's not only Jeff The Killer, but Jeff, the parent killer, Jeff, The Child Killer, Jeff, the child molester, Jeff, the kidnapper, jeff, the arsonist, Jeff, the scumbag.
🧒CP: When they lifted me onto the stretcher, I saw written in my own blood in big letters on my wall,
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: *Sigh* Oh, please.
🧒CP: “Jeff was here.”
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Oh, I was wrong, I thought it was going to be his usual stupid catchphrase.
So, that was a boast/taunt from the loser, then. *Scowl* I said as much somewhere above that is all Jeff ever does besides being a sadistic twist.
🧒CP: I started to cry as everything went dark!
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Wait, what? You didn't have everything going dark until now? You were conscious the whole time Jeff was there, after you came to that first time. You were alert for all that nauseating fake tenderness touching he did to you, and now that help is on the scene, you conk out? Well, you obviously were brought back around, otherwise you couldn't have written this all out.
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