Jana The Killer


The all-in-one psycho Mary Sue!

Let's start with her name. There's already Gary Stu Jeff, wanna-be Jess The Killer, Jane, Nina, and what do you get when you combine bits of all those names into one? *TADA!* JANA! Part Jane, part Nina, even part Jeff/Jess since her name starts with J.

And that's just for starters.

👧Description: She is a sister to Jeff,Nina, and liu.

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: WTH? Jeffrey and Liu don't have sisters. It was just Father Peter, Mother Margaret, Liu, and Jeffrey, in the infamous 2011 pasta. In the 2014 re-write, there were no siblings mentioned. In Flare 2015, it was brother Liu, and the parents from 2011 were replaced with Matt and Shelia.

But Whatever the original parents had as first names, the family name is Hotek, not Woods.

Nina's brother was Chris. Neither of them related to Jeff. The only connection was that Nina was a freaking Jeffrey fangirl.

But this isn't the only totally Mary Sued-up character made up by Jeffrey fangirls. There was a description of another couple of Mary Sues, one being a sister to Jeffrey, best friends with another Sue called "Slender Girl" who was Slender Man's sister *gag* and the pet dog was Smile Dog. *Facepalm* AWFUL!


🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Newsflash, no creepy pasta is real. Some are considered "canon" but that just means they are a certain way and well-known in their genre. Basically the difference with creepy pasta between canon and non-canon is spinoffs VS original stories, and which make it on to the Wikia site and where.

👧Jana The Killer: How i came to be

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: I can summarize that in one phrase, you were made up in the head of some Jeff and Nina fangirl who wanted to give Nina a ginormous "glomp".

👧Jana The Killer: Me,Nina,Liu,and Jeff are brother and sisters.....

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: No, you are not. That's just a sad fantasy on your part. And it also makes you a huge Mary Sue to the others. And they are all Mary Sues and Gary Stus already.

👧Jana The Killer: beautiful brown haired and blue eyed babies.....

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Oh, brother! *Rolling eyes, unimpressed* Not the whole switched at birth, or "we were all adopted/orphans" thing!

👧Jana The Killer: It all started a long time ago.....

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Jeffrey's most notorious pasta story was written in 2011, the original background idea in 2006, with the Youtube video for that coming out in 2008. He also got some restarts in 2013 and 2015.. There was no mention of you, Nina, Jess, Jane, or any other pathetic JTK wanna-be in any of those, even though Jane Arkensaw and Jess wrote themselves into the 2011 version later.

👧Jana The Killer: before I went INSANE.....

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: *Sigh and rolling eyes* Always the insane excuse. Give it a rest already, it's stale old cliche and has become meaningless.

👧Jana The Killer: we were babies...

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Clue, Jana, that's not even worth mentioning. We were all babies when our lives began, but yours only began in the fictional sense, not in reality.

👧Jana The Killer: back then we were so happy and Cheerful.

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Who remembers their infancy and how happy and cheerful they were? The best I can do is very few vague memories of this or that.

👧Jana The Killer: I'll never forget how much we did together

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Nope, you're not convincing me of anything other than that you have a wildly overactive imagination, and not in a good way.

👧Jana The Killer: but then...for a unknown reason are family got taken apart...

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: So why can't you give a reason for it, if you think you're so smart and supposedly remember the great times you had as a baby? If divorce, there would've been unhappiness in the home. If there was abuse, there would've been definite bad stuff going on and you wouldn't be claiming to remember all the good times in a nightmarish household. If your home was so happy, there was no reason for the family to be torn apart.

Also, you can't be the same age as the others if you were all born into the same family, unless you were quadruplets. And you aren't. That was already established with Jeffrey and Liu's difference in age.

👧Jana The Killer: Jeff and Liu stayed together...

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Because they were family. You're not, you just wish you were. *Gag*

👧Jana The Killer: but me and Nina when to different families.

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Bull. This has got to be one of the most vapid, contrived Mary Sue-ing of a character. What next? You gonna claim to be cousin to Slender Man and niece to Eyeless Jack or something too? *Rolling eyes*

👧Jana The Killer: But the family I went to was a abusive one.......

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Rubbish! I'm really sick of the media always looking for foster family horror stories, and if you're going to claim adoption, adoptive families go through intensive screening before a child is permanently placed with them. That doesn't mean they never turn out abusive later on, let's just say I know of cases where kids came from good adoptive/foster homes, and from bad ones, and I've also known kids who were raised in good and bad homes they were born into.

So don't play that abusive home angst card with me! I don't buy that and I don't care.

BTW, if you're looking to play the "I was bullied at school!" angst card, you'll get the same cold reception. I'll have to get myself another gold star if that turns out to be your next move. Because so far, you're looking horribly Mary Sue cliche out the wazoo.

👧Jana The Killer: When I was 15

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Which could've only been as far back as 2013 according to the profile of your writer on Wattpad. Jeffrey's thing was back in 2006/8. and he was already 15 then. Or if you want to go with the 2011 story, he was 13 in that. So he's a bunch of years older than you and Nina.

So you couldn't have been babies together.

👧Jana The Killer: they took me to a some high school where I made a bunch of friends.

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Well, at least you didn't pull the "I gots no friends, poor poor me!" thing. That won't save this story, though, not by a long shot.

👧Jana The Killer: There also were these Girls that would bully me....

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: *Gets gold star off shelf and puts it with the others* Gah. So were your friends friend enough to support you against these "bullies" or did they run the other way like typical cowards?

👧Jana The Killer: I would of stopped them but they had knives....

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: *Rolling eyes* Because every kid pulls knives at school in these cruddy stories…

👧Jana The Killer: and I felt if I tried to stop them they would Kill me.....HAHAH

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: You really think knife fiends would bring their knives out of they didn't intend to use them? They would try to stab you whether you fought back or you didn't. And you think this is funny? *Wince* You're a freak.


🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Like I said, they would've stabbed you regardless. But when you say it was the other way around, you're actually saying that you became their knife-wielding bully and they didn't try to stop you. Yeah, I can see that happening, given your horrible character.

👧Jana The Killer: Later that day we had to go home early. No one knew why but we did.....

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Gosh, what laziness. At least have something like a water main break, a carbon monoxide scare, there would have to be a reason for the closure, and it would be announced to the entire school.

👧Jana The Killer: After the normal bus ride home.

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Which wouldn't be normal unless it took place at the normal time.

👧Jana The Killer: I noticed something.....different. Something was in my room at my house,as I walked toward my room

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: So you went lickety-split from being on the bus to walking toward your room in your house… Gosh,I can tell you were just itching to get all your ideas out in five seconds flat.

👧Jana The Killer: I heard a voice more Like a whisper it said "She's coming..HIDE!!"

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Why? Just - why? And don't tell me your room is haunted, because that's just stupid.

👧Jana The Killer: This is when I rushed to my bedroom door to find the window opened and my floor.......covered in a clear liquid........

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: There are so many places in this where you should've spared the . key. This is one of them.

So, clear liquid. Maybe it was a wicked rain storm and a flood in your school that caused the closure, and if your bedroom was on the main floor of your house, certainly if to was on basement level, a flood in your room is definitely likely.

👧Jana The Killer: Out of curiosity I sniffed the liquid....turns out the liquid wasn't what I thought It was.......it was gasoline.

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Wait, what? How in the world would you get a gasoline puddle in your room, let alone one large enough to cover the whole floor?

More to the point, gasoline really smells. If you had that much on the floor of a room in your house, you would definitely smell it long before you were anywhere near it. Once at the source, the smell would be so strong that there would be know doubt what it was.

👧Jana The Killer: I looked though the window to find to jerks standing there with a lighter in their hands.

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: So, ala-ka-zam! The bullies just appeared at your window like dust bunnies. A lighter? Really? So, these bullies go to school with knives and lighters in their possession and nobody bats an eye. Right.

👧Jana The Killer: They flicked on the lighters and threw them at my house.

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Because all school kids in these stories are utter sadistic losers just waiting to burn everybody to death. I'm pretty sure that gasoline plus thrown lighter = house go boom. If it doesn't explode all at once, it would still be an especially bad fire, with a few small explosions happening. Of course, it might take a while for the big boom if your room is on an upper level and the thugs only threw the lighter at your house from ground level, but fire travels upward.

👧Jana The Killer: Before I knew it my house burst in flames.

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: So, again, this is happening for no reason, these freaks just chose you and your place at random.

👧Jana The Killer: The jerks ran away...

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: This behaviour puts them far beyond being jerks and into the area of monsters.

👧Jana The Killer: Later a girl that looked familiar to showed up my doorstep with a fire extinguisher in her hand.

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: How much later? And just a girl with a fire extinguisher? Why didn't you or somebody call the fire department? Morons.

👧Jana The Killer: Luckily for me my front door was opened.

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: If that was true, why didn't you run out? You mean to tell me you just sat there in your room with your house going up in flames, and waited for some girl to come in through the front door with a fire extinguisher? Idiot. No, you never said anything was preventing you from getting up and hauling arse out of there.

👧Jana The Killer: It turned out that she had called a ambulance before she came to my house.

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: What - the heck!? Called the ambulance *before* coming to your house!? That means she called before coming to your house and actually witnessing anything.

You call emergency when you are a victim or a witness, and if she wasn't at your house before calling 911, she wasn't a witness or a victim.

The only way that makes sense is if she knew beforehand this was going to happen, so, had a part in this crime.

👧Jana The Killer: The girl put out most of the fire

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Wow, talk about trying to look like a hero to cover up that she was one of the perps.

Something else I don't get about this whole thing. These "jerks" as you called them, were they the same bullying freaks from your school, or some other losers who just popped into the plot suddenly to cause this fire?

Neither one makes sense.

The instant plot poppers are just lazy and reverse deus machina.

The bullies from school are really sloppy plot devices, because if you all rode the bus home, they can't get into your house and to your room before you do, and they would have to in order to pour gas on the floor and open the window.

If they weren't on the bus, that would mean they walked to your house, in which case, they definitely couldn't get there before you.

👧Jana The Killer: then she took one glance at me........then she just fainted.

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: *Can't keep a straight face* So Supergirl expends all that effort facing a raging inferno and putting it out, and then she looks at you and - just - faints? What the…? Heck? *Splutters and breaks out in a gale of laughter* Oh, gosh! This is - so bad!


👧Jana The Killer: I don't remember much at the hospital

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Because you have no idea what to write about it.

👧Jana The Killer: but the day when I my bandages off I was shocked at myself I said "M-my skin....m-my hair......what the hell happened to me."

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Fire happened, dingbat.

👧Jana The Killer: Skin was white like snow....My hair was pure Black.....

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Add cherry-red lips and you could be describing Snow White. But we all know you're not Snow White, especially in the personality department… *Snicker*

👧Jana The Killer: I remember nothing else

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: So this fire destroyed your short-term memory, apparently.

👧Jana The Killer: but I will tell you how I became insane.

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: And I will tell you that I don't buy it or care. The thing about insane people is, they don't know they're insane, and some may really get insulted and defensive when their sanity is questioned, which is also similar to a reaction from any sane person who hasn't done anything wrong and isn't looking for an excuse.

There's normal, and there's insane, and there's evil. Guess which category you fall into.

👧Jana The Killer: It was just a week after accident the girl that saved came to my house.

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: So, you were only in hospital a week? That's not long for a burn victim, especially considering all the fuel and accelerant used in that fire.

I would've expected your house to be at least half gone, or damaged so much inside that you and whoever you live with would have to be in a hotel for a while.

But you're going to say that a visit from this girl made you go loony.

👧Jana The Killer: she said "Hello? Is anybody here?"

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Usually a visitor rings the doorbell, and either you answer it or you don't. A family member lets herself in and calls out maybe somebody's name and/or a query of "Is anybody here"?

Oh, but wait, you're going to tell me this is a family member, your supposedly long lost Sister, Nina, right? *Rolling eyes* Looks like I might need to get another gold star.

Well, if I'm right again, I've got a huge problem with it besides the whole Mary Sue-ness, and if I am right, I'll explain what the problem is and why.

👧Jana The Killer: I replied and said "We are upstairs.Come join us."

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Gah, so ree-dang-donculous.

👧Jana The Killer: She Walked up stairs to me and no one else because they were behind me in a messy pile, blood dripped everywhere.

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Well, if this is Nina, seeing that is sure to make her day. *Scowl* And I'm pretty sure you're the one behind this bloodbath.

👧Jana The Killer: I killed them.

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: I knew it. *Rolling eyes, scowling*

👧Jana The Killer: The girl was in shock

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: If this is Nina, she wouldn't be in shock, she'd be in ecstasy.

👧Jana The Killer: "D-Did you do that?"

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: A normal person would run the heck out of there and call 911. Or at least try.

👧Jana The Killer: She said in a scared voice

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: nope, again, she wouldn't be scared if she's Nina. neither would she be scared if she was partly to blame for the blaze and the bullying before that.

👧Jana The Killer: "Yes..and What is your name?" I replied looking like a psychopath.

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: *Sneer* Oh, not at all. I never would've thought you looked like a psycho just sitting there, calmly talking among bloody bodies at a crime scene you caused. Not evil psycho at all. *Sarcasm full volume*

So where are the police when they're needed? Jana just confessed.

👧Jana The Killer: "N-Nina.Nina W-Woods."

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: *Sighs and gets another gold star off shelf* Nope, Nina's just not the timid type. She's an obnoxious fangirl for Jeffrey and she killed her own family, and their surname was never given.

👧Jana The Killer: she stared at my face.I stared right back at her with tears coming down cheaks.

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: *Flat expression* You just killed your family in cold blood, you didn't shed a tear, you just sat there, 'cool, man, cool' until this silly blithering girl who murdered her own family and at least three other people, helped torch your house and then tried to play hero came barging in, you stare at each other and suddenly you go all melty. Uh, no.

👧Jana The Killer: "W-Wait are you by any chance Jana Woods?"she asked with tears starting down her face.

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: *Scoff* This is so utterly unbelievable… Since when does some blood-addicted freak who kills her whole family for no reason suddenly get sentimental about anything? That's just it. Nina is not your saviour, she is not tender-hearted in the least, and she cares not for family at all. Period!

👧Jana The Killer: "I am Jana Woods*I replied.

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: If you are Jana Woods, she can't be Nina Woods unless by some weird fluke, hers and your families just happened to have the same last name. At this point, I'm just not sure which of you is more eager to insinuate herself into the other's life. I don't even know how she's supposed to have found you.

👧Jana The Killer: Nina hugged me

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: *Gag* She kills her entire family and a bunch of other people, some of them innocent, then one look at you and she's suddenly turned into this crying, hugging, caring - aaaaaaaaagh! So - dang - much - NO!

👧Jana The Killer: "I missed you my sister"she cried in my shoulder and I cried in hers.

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Oh, shut it! *Look of contempt* This is such incredibly sappy stuff - look, chick, Nina killed her family. Why on earth would she suddenly care so much about family? if she was true to her rotten character in this thing, she would've done more than just torch your house and try to save you to look like a hero. She would've hunted you down and killed you for kicks.

👧Jana The Killer: Then Nina grab my arm and said "We must leave.I don't wanna see my sister in Jail."

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: She sure didn't mind seeing her brother and mother dead. All because she was a Jeffrey fangirl to an extreme. So why the heck would she care if you were in jail? Only that it would've cheated her out of a chance at another killing. That's all. *Sneer*

👧Jana The Killer: We left my house.That's all I remember......

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: and you and she lived happily deranged and Mary Sue ever after…

Bleh, what a pile of dreck!

Ugh! Finally! It's over!


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