My name is Mary. - Bloody Mary.
But please, don't let that put you off.
I am not the spirit of Mary Tudor, or of anyone else, no matter what various versions of the legend say.
I may be what my former enemies and now friends the meme-manglers call a dealive, but I have come to the good side, together with a few others such as Lisa Marie Gonzalez and Amanda Sue.
In this spirit, I would like to help Ocean Elf out with this one and present my attempt at a mangling along with hers.
I am as incensed with Jeff and Jane The Killers' actions as well as Slender Man's, Laughing Jack's etc. as anyone here among their enemies, and I offer whatever help I can against them.
And it starts here, with a mangling of a ridiculous cyber chat action war between these two blockheads.
So without further ramble, here goes!
*Drumroll crash TADA!*
😈Jane:I hated Jeff after what he did to my parents everything. Now i will have my Revenge.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Get a life, Richardson. Jeffrey killed a lot of people, but he didn't kill your parents. You killed a lot of people too, as gruesomely as Jeff, in some sort of sick contest and to live out your sick fantasies, so you have no claim to sympathy or justice.
*Jane sees Jeff in a window of a house and creeps over.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: *scrolls the screen to insert comments as the cyber chat action war goes on*
*Jeff Sees Jane and tries to kill her*
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: *Scowl* Because that's all you ever think about, Jeffrey... Killing people.
🐨Mary: Ugh, you're disgusting!
💩Jeff: (laughing) Now now You need to Go t-
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Shut up!
🐨Mary: *Shuddering* Lol I wouldn't provoke OE any more if I were you two.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Maybe you should be known as Jane The Swisher...
🐨Mary: Lolol! Oh stop!
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: *Grins*
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: *Looks quizzically at Mary* What's with you?
🐨Mary: *Uh, nothing, nothing.
💩Jeff:*Bleeding from Leg* *Groans* I know you i know you; you! Ha ha! Your Jane! How's it been?
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Huh? So you get stabbed in the leg, and you laugh like a masochistic idiot. Aw, why am I even trying to figure you out? It's hopeless.
🐨Mary: *Dying laughing*
😈Jane:Ever since you took my loved ones lives,i turned to bloodlust to kill
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: So what you're really saying is you have no life and that you have allowed Jeff to own you. For no reason other than you were pumped full of liquid hate.
🐨Mary: Just stop it, Jane, it wasn't Jeff the killer that took your loved ones.
😈Jane: i killed my victims i imagine them as you.
🐨Mary: *appalled expression*
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: *Furious scowl* Do you have any idea how much this disgusts me and ticks me off about you? That totally blows any claim to sympathy you think you should have, Richardson!
😈Jane: You were my life
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Which just goes to prove my point - you have no life!
😈Jane: i left school i left everything to kill you.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: That excuse might work for Arkensaw, but not you... You weren't even in school any more when Jeff decided to go bonkers.
😈Jane: Oh, and I am known as Jane The Killer now.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Yeah, and I'm known as Ocean Elf. and that name is in good standing with the people who refer to me that way. Can't say the same for you, Janey... So if you thought this name posturing would intimidate anyone around here, or even Jeff The Loser Killer, you're pathetic.
🐨Mary: Owned! Hahaha!
💩Jeff:*laughs* you're wasting you're flaring time.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: It's 'your' Jeffy Boy, not 'you're'.
💩Jeff: You will never be able to kill me!
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Not that you will actually have any power over that, Jeffrey, there are those of us about who wouldn't let you have the satisfaction of killing each other.
That doesn't mean you won't get killed, though. *Icy stare*
🐨Mary: Uh-oh, look out Jeff, Ocean's on the warpath and you don't want to get in her way.
💩Jeff: I am your worst nighmare!
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Could you possibly be trying to say 'nightmare'? Jeffrey, you'll be sorry you brought up the subject of nightmares with me, and not only me. But that's all I'm saying about that for now.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Are you what? A vile monster? An experiment gone wrong? Yeah, you are.
🐨Mary: Lol I was going to say "freak" but this covers it and more.
😈Jane: tonight you will die you will no longer live you will see everything black
🐨Mary: That makes no sense. You can't see everything when it's black.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Don't kid yourself, Jane.You won't be the one to annihilate Jeffrey.
😈Jane: you'll be suffering down there.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Actually you freaks are so sick that whatever and wherever "down there" is, if it's supposed to be suffering, you two would probably love it.
🐨Mary: Ugh! *Cringes*
😈Jane: As there The Real Source of evil is
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Something you two would know all about and totally empathize with. *Rolling eyes*
😈Jane: Destruction, Psycotic, Anger. Pain. DEATH.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: All stuff you and Jeff love being and bringing to innocent people. Your stupid rivalry or whatever is nothing but a big fraud. You two are exactly alike.
💩Jeff: (laughs) Even if i die everyone willl remeber me I'll be kids worst nightmare.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: *Scowl* You know something? So many other people have gone down in history as being remembered with hatred for how cruel they were. So if you want to join that mob and be merely another drop in that stinking bucket, well, what else is there to be said? Your bad typing is the least of it. You suck.
😈Jane: I told you i'm Jane the Killer
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Jane The Killer, Jeff The Killer, blah, blah, blah.
There are also Cleo The Killer, Nina The Killer, Jana The Killer, and Jess The Killer. So what makes you think roaring out "IIIIIIIIIIIII AAAAAAAAAAAM JAAAAAAAAANE THE KIIIIIIIIILLLLLLLLLERRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!" makes you so special?
🐨Mary: *Bursts out laughing at Ocean elf*
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: *on a roll* And Camille The Killer, who hadn't killed anyone yet as far as I know.
😈Jane: i clean up a mess like you.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Uh Jane, you are merely part of the mess...
💩Jeff:What are you doing?
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: She's being a self-important moron just like you.
😈Jane:Seeing an Human Being slaughtered. Only that.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Your favourite thing, Jane, yes, I know. *Disgusted expression*
🐨Mary: Jeff, a human being? That's debatable.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: *Bemused grin*
*Jane stabbs Jeffs leg again*
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Really Jane, this lout already burned off his eye lids and hacked out his face. Do you really think a few stabs in one of his legs from your stupid little knife of doom is going to bother him all that much?
Now watch, Jeffrey is going to break out in laughter again.
*Jane leaving Jeff to bleed to death*
🐨Mary: Which he doesn't, because he's a creepy pasta... Right?
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: He doesn't die, because I will not allow it by Jane's hand.
💩Jeff:*Groan* I'm not human
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Hahahaha! You just did away with any qualms about whether or not you should be killed. That you even say you aren't human should make the decision a lot easier.
💩Jeff: i'm a phsychopath;
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: It's 'psychopath'.
🐨Mary: Just because one is a psychopath doesn't mean they aren't human.
💩Jeff: I'm Kids Worst Nightmare!
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: You already said that. and you know what it means? You are not beautiful, you can't make anything beautiful, you ruin anything you touch, you are an evil-minded parasite.
🐨Mary: *Backs away slowly from Ocean Elf with a shudder* I wouldn't annoy her any further if I was you, Jeff. Or you, Jane. *Scowls at them both*
😈Jane:Yeah so many people are so grateful to be alive well not you not anymore
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Not because of you, Jane...
😈Jane: Sleep Well Jeffery.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: shut up, Jane.
💩Jeff:No...NO you can't do this you can't!
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: She can't, but there are those about who can and will. You just never know when, where, or how it will happen.
😈Jane:Yes i can bye Jeff.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Oh, blow it out your ear, Jane.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: And that's it.
Please excuse me for not applauding. You both suck.
🐨Mary: Boo-hiss! *Thumbs down*
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