JTK, The Visit, Jeff The Killer's Ree-Dang-Donculous Stupid Pity Party

A sickeningly sappy sob-story where Jeff is supposedly at the grave of his brother, Liu, whom he tried to and did not actually manage to kill, and feeling sorry for himself.

(Note: though the two f-bombs weren't cut out of the video, my apologies. I was so tired and didn't trust the edit to be quite good enough. But this post is Edited for language, and updated since finding out that Liu not only didn't die, but he's Jeff's partner in crime.)


JTK The Visit

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Well look what we've got here. Jeff the killer shedding crocodile tears trying to get people to feel sorry for him. Right. He kills without mercy.

💩Jeff: Hi dude,

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Nobody can hear you down there, and I'm not a dude.

💩Jeff: Sorry for coming around so late, I - I didn't mean to wake you up or anything... Don't worry about the flowers, I've already - I've already given them to our mom. Yeah. She loves them.

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: You tried to kill your whole family, so cut the grieving act.

💩Jeff: But... I came here for a reason.

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Yeah, to make your fans cry over you.

💩Jeff: I got a question for you.

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: you won't get answers from the dead.

💩Jeff: Oh... It's rainy today, so I brought an umbrella for you.

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: How touching. Are you going to read a bedtime story to the dead too?

💩Jeff: And... I've been feeling so empty lately.

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: The pity party has officially started.

💩Jeff: Like - like I don't have anything to strive for, any more...I - ... I just feel like crap! ... And...

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: You should, because you are.

💩Jeff: You're the only one I can - I can - talk to about this.

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Besides your mindless brother, you have no one. Your fault.

💩Jeff: You're really everything that I have.

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: You'd rather make-believe he's dead than having survived a murder attempt by you. You hate failing to kill *that much.* You'd rather let everyone else believe he's dead. Meantime, he's trying to keep you hidden. You're really bolloxing that up.

💩Jeff: I don't tell the others. They'd call me a sissy... *heaving breath in*

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: You are a self-pitying, murderous coward.

💩Jeff: again...Flaring morons!

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Cuss all you want. That won't change anything.

💩Jeff: But... Do you - ever feel like that?

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Never.

💩Jeff: So - lonely?

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Your fault.

💩Jeff: Like a shell?

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: You shatter families and you whine about being a shell. Disgusting.

💩Jeff: I don't feel important!

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Oh poor baby. Cry me a river.

💩Jeff: Not to anyone!

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: It's your own fault you suck.

💩Jeff: It's... - It's ridiculous, isn't it?

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Don't get me started on ridiculous, Jeff.

💩Jeff: You know...?

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Yes I know you are trash.

💩Jeff: You can always talk to me, right?

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: The dead can't talk to you and your brother isn't dead.

💩Jeff: I know we've - we've grown since then, especially me! *Trembly crying voice*

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Older, but that's it.

💩Jeff: It's just not the same any more... Flare...

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: It never is after you slaughter a bunch of people. Cussing won't change a thing.

💩Jeff: I'll always be here, I - I'd never leave you.

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Oh cut the crap.

💩Jeff: I'll hold you company as long as you like - not that I - ... Not that I have any other options...

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Your choice, Jeff, your fault. You cheerfully torture and murder people and now you sit at some grave and feel sorry for yourself. What a class act.

💩Jeff: Liu... You'd never leave me.

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Your brother isn't dead.

💩Jeff: Right...

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Yeah, right. Go drown in your selfish tears.

💩Jeff: My brother.

🧝‍♀️Ocean Elf: Knock it off and go to sleep.


The brother whom Jeff tried to kill is not in that grave. The notorious popular 2011 story ended with Jeff about to stab him, not that he actually managed it. So Jeff is not allowed that victory from here. The fandom would disagree, but that's too bad.

If the brother's name was there, That would've been the work of some pathetic joker, maybe even Jeff himself. That wouldn't be a stretch at all considering everything else he's done.

In the 2011 creepy pasta story, Jeff burns off his own eyelids, hacks up his own face, eviscerates his parents, literally, and would have done the same to his brother if the story hadn't ended right there, giving an opening for an escape to happen. As for Liu, he did not die.

In the Jane Arkensaw story, Jeff does the same thing with her parents, kidnaps her, makes her look at their mutilated corpses, then burns her alive.

There have been many other stories and fan fictions about this character and his gruesome crimes.

Let's go over them now. And I'm sure this is not a complete list.

Jeff The Killer, Randy, and Jess The Killer This is the most well-known JTK pasta, with some fanfiction that goes right along with it. The fanfictions are a bit of Jan Arkensaw's story, and another concerning a girl called "Jess The Killer". Jeff kills his parents and tries to kill his brother Liu. Oh, and he apparently kills bully Randy too, with a punch to the heart, but Randy shows up alive and well in the 2015 re-write.

Victim's Tears Jeff kills Jane Arkensaw's parents, kidnaps her, makes her look at their corpses, then sets her on fire and leaves her for dead.

Detective Reggie Hurbrow Taunted By Jeff The Killer The detective for some reason experiences a freeze when confronted by Jeff, whom he was supposed to be going after.

Jeff, A First Encounter Nonsensical story about an image file and Jeff kills a girl.

Jeff, Children's Tears Jeff kills an entire family, parents and their two little girls.

Jeff The Killer, Go To Sleep Some poor fool has a nightmare about Jeff the Killer.

Jeff The Killer, Attack From Shattered Memory Story Jeff attacks girl but has to make a run for it when the cops turn up in the neighbourhood.

Jeff The Killer, The Allan attack Jeff murders a couple.

Letter From Jane The Killer Jeff And Jane Attack Same House From Jane Meme and Jeff VS. Jane. Jeff kills a baby sitter, then Jane kills the couple that live there.

Callum the Avenger Jeff Attacks Jane Arkensaw, Her BF Callum Is A Witness.

CamilleJeff Attacks a girl who refers to herself as his Cousin Camille.

The Return Of Jeff The Killer Jeff kills a girl, then a detective, then threatens the public at large with a type-written letter on the internet.

2014 Rewrite

Jeff Gore survivor has a very gruesome story to tell.

Jeff The Killer Flare 2015 Jeff kills his new set of parents.

So then he goes to a grave and cries. Notice the lack of remorse? Jeff is way too far gone to get a conscience anyway, but all of a sudden he's just so sad because he's not important. Well boo-hoo-hoo.

As if that wasn't sick enough, there are fangirls who've said they cried over this.

*Expression of extreme disgust* How pathetic, no, make that disgusting, is that?

What a world.

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