The Love Of Gary, Walk On The Beach, Rise Above That Third Person Meme
🙎Meme: I was once told that highschool is where you
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Is that all? You'll survive it. Or you have. Depends on whether or not you finished school.
🙎Meme: fall in love and date guys, leaving school work secondary.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Was it too difficult for you to put that all on one line and make a complete sentence? Also, that's a lousy view of highschool. Forget the boyfriend drama, graduate first, you'll have plenty of time to sort out your love life after that.
🙎Meme: I was also told that it was the worst mistake anyone could make.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: What? Go to high school? Chick, just what kinds of sorry people have you been hanging with?
🙎Meme: School should come first.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Well, it's good that you realized that while you were in high school.
🙎Meme: For five years I did not agree with this,
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: It took you five years to get through high school?
🙎Meme: however I kept the promise and did not see any guys.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Hold up, you're confusing me here. You didn't agree that school should come first, for the five years you were in high school, yet you didn't date? What did you do for those five years then? It doesn't sound like you applied yourself.
🙎Meme: I did have a crush on several guys
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: And that's what held up your school work? Okay, so you basically sat around moaning in moody silence over your several crushes instead of completing your assignments and passing your exams, right?
🙎Meme: but thats all they were.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Well that explains it! I can't think of anything more worth flunking classes for other than several crushes that don't really matter...
🙎Meme: One guy decided that he would try and take advantage of me.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: *Twitch* Here we go. *frowning* Not this again, please. Urgh... *rolling eyes, twiddling thumbs*
🙎Meme: That was the day that my life nearly ended.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Uh, yeah, obviously he's a scum, but I don't see what you want me to do about it.
🙎Meme: My world crumbled around me, all the things that I took for granted I cherished.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Yeah, funny how that happens, look, spare me the pitiful story okay?
🙎Meme: I became stronger and learnt that guys aren't all trustworthy.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: I'm surprised you hadn't figured that out long ago.
🙎Meme: Graduation could not have come any sooner and with that brought change.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Of course it did.
🙎Meme: I decided that the day after finishing was the first day of the rest of my life.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Uh, chick, it's always been that way. No big revelation there.
🙎Meme: A guy friend was so happy for me,
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: And of course, being so obsessed about guys, this would mean so terribly much to you...
🙎Meme: that was until I met Gary.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Wait a minute, you haven't even mentioned your own name, I have no idea what to call you, and yet you feel so compelled to put this guy above you and name him to me? Chick, I don't know or give a crap about Gary, okay?
🙎Meme: Gary means the world to me at the moment, in the short time that we have known each other we have been to hell and back,
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: *rolling eyes* I never would've thought it... My, but you fall fast, have you forgotten that not all guys are trustworthy already?
🙎Meme: all due to this other guy.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: What other guy? The one who tried to destroy you?
🙎Meme: At the moment he will not talk to me because of Gary,
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Chick, might I suggest you get over it, him, and yourself, and look for better, real friends who aren't stuck at the fifth-grade mentally?
🙎Meme: and that hurts.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Okay, so then it has to be some different jerk, not the scum that took advantage of you. Oh, wait, you mean the guy who was happy you graduated until Gary showed up...I think. Girl, get over it and get some different real friends, quick!
🙎Meme: Yesterday Gary and I walked along the beach,
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Well, depending on when this is forwarded, "yesterday" could be in July or January. Anyway, why should I care about your and Gary's beach-walk? And this was so newsworthy?
🙎Meme: the wind was blowing a gale, we could not hear each other speak, so we walked in silence.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Why didn't you use common sense and go indoors? I guess there really is something to the Amanda Marshall song that says "Somebody told me, love makes you stupid."
🙎Meme: He stopped at one stage and gave me a hug.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: And I should care because?
🙎Meme: It was then that I realized that out of these two guys, I had made the right choice.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Until your precious Gary turns out to be just another jerk. And that could happen, you know. Especially with the way you suddenly crush on the newest guy to come along.
🙎Meme: Love was once again mine to hold and cherrish.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Just one hug and you're so sure it's love? So that stroll on the beach was your short time with Gary on your travels to hell and back, I suppose. And it's spelled 'cherish'
🙎Meme: I began to cry,
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Because you're such a basket case and so pathetically desperate for some guy, any guy to come along and wuv and hug you all better.
🙎Meme: so he hugged me and said that it was going to be fine.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Ah yes, the sweet, sweet Gary... The perfect chain letter boyfriend who knows just how to please a chain letter chick! All this hugging and telling you everything's okay has been seen in reference to how guys are supposed to treat girls according to the 257 demands and a couple others linked to in that mangling.
🙎Meme: I knew that if we did not develop a relationship,
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: It wouldn't be the end of the world.
🙎Meme: that there was at least a friend for life right there hugging me.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: But you're hoping for more, it's so obvious.
🙎Meme: I have learnt, and offer this advice to anyone else,
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Oh boy, this is sure to be good. *Sarcasm*
🙎Meme: rise above that third person
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: What third person? I thought you had about four or five guys? You had crushes on several in highschool, there was the one that took advantage, then there was that other guy who was happy you graduated until ST. Gary came along, it seems you have a lot more to rise above, mainly, get over your obsession with guys.
🙎Meme: and learn from the experience.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: Chick, I don't intend to live your experience.., but you telling anyone to learn from experience is also unnecessary, since humanity generally already does that anyway. Whether or not we learn the right lessons from various experiences is another matter altogether.
🙎Meme: You have to just ride the storm out.
🧝♀️Ocean Elf: You're telling that to someone who's faced a lot worse than a couple of fickle guys and knows better than fall in crush at the drop of a hat or the wrap of a couple arms and a walk on a windy beach. In other words, if you thought you could move me with this pathetic Gary-worshiping forward and some vague advice about some nameless third person, you failed to impress. You'll continue to be a pathetic little twit until you stop depending on Gary or the latest guy you crush on to make you happy.
Hey! Since you didn't give your name, and you remind me so much of a certain manipulative character type, I'll give you a name. Mary Sue! And your love, ironic his name happens to be Gary, isn't it? Because that makes him a Gary Stu! Hahaha! Yeah, it fits! It also explains why you put in all that irrelevant stuff about the other guys, one taking advantage of you and making your world crumble, and the other guy who suddenly turned viper on you since Gary came on the scene. If you had talked about any girls in your pathetic story, I bet you would've simply whinged about how badly they all treated you and it would've been all because of the guys again. You would've told me how pretty the guys thought you were and how ugly the girls said you were, and maybe how some guys just wanted to date you as a joke. I've heard it all before in these forwards and particularly bad Mary Sue writing.
It is laughable, Mary Sue, how you implied you hadn't really made your mind up and realized Gary was the one for you until he took you to the beach and gave you a hug. If the other guy wasn't speaking to you before then already because he was jealous of Gary, why had you not made your mind up before the beach, that Mr. Jealousy wasn't the one for you? But no, it took a hug on a windy beach by Gary Stu to set you sobbing before common sense finally kicked in, somewhat. You're still way too hung up on Gary and as you yourself said, you've only been together a short time.
You need to live and learn a bit more of life in general before you try to pass advice on to others.
Over and out!